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[challenge entry] too soon
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:34, archived)
# Haha
Pence is Man from Glad.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYkm7ts62VM
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:40, archived)
# I always think he looks like Race Bannon, Jonny Quest's captor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:52, archived)
# That's uncanny.
Who knew we had an authoritarian cartoon character for vice president. Dear god, do not let trump die. I never thought I'd say that.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:18, archived)
# It might only be for a few weeks, is that enough time to destroy the country and start a war?
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:31, archived)
# I'm struggling to unpack that.
Destroy the country- may have already happened.
Start a war- may have already happened.

This is a job for Man from Glad!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:35, archived)
# Proud Boys are standing by
open this envelope upon my death
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 23:34, archived)
# I was ambivalent for a day or two.
Then I realised that if Trump does die then we’ll never see him go down like the fraudster he is.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 5:51, archived)
# It's like choosing between dysentery and malaria.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:49, archived)
# Race Bannon was the Quest family bodyguard, not Jonny's captor, wtf.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:29, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:50, archived)
# Could be a condom ad, with a little editing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:49, archived)
# I feel happy ...
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:43, archived)
# Heheh
I hope there is a scene in which they discover how useful caps lock is when pretending to be him.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:51, archived)
# Haha!
Wonder if he’s instructed the doctors to inject him with Domestos yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:58, archived)
# No, his notes say thoughts and prayers only, withhold all nasty big pharma chemicals and 5G
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:05, archived)
# DAMN YOU SIMPSONS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:45, archived)
# Assassinated by putin because he strayed too far from the script, you heard it here first
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 23:09, archived)
# anthonyb3ta, I mean
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 23:33, archived)
# First catnippp and now this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 0:01, archived)
# All the loose ends
(dribble, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 0:03, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 1:32, archived)
#
(koolfred, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 19:35, archived)
# Best. One. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 19:47, archived)
# My tinfoil hat is vibrating
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 0:09, archived)
# Best. Hat. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 14:55, archived)
# Let me tell you about my milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 16:46, archived)
# Before we get into it, I need to know if this is a yard-based scenario we’re operating from
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:36, archived)
# Damn Right!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:46, archived)
# The problem is; due to Covid-19 regulations, I can no longer bring 'all' the boys there ...only 6
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 18:49, archived)
# Well fuck I'm not paying for lessons if that's the best you can manage
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:34, archived)
# So what you're saying is...
You want more boys?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 21:58, archived)
# And a little less sass, thank you miss.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:06, archived)
# And, obviously, some o that milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 1:07, archived)
# OBV
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 5 Oct 2020, 8:46, archived)
# That gives me an idea for a great new SATIRE
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Mexican robots are shit.
Jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 20:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Oooooh he's here again...
The Chan with the Mild in His Eyes
(Astatine, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 19:29, archived)
# The compo could easily be made into a quiz.
(This would make a good question)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Des 'n' Norma
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 18:20, archived)
# I like those.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:00, archived)
# Could be pointier by modern /board standards, but it'll do...
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ..
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 15:33, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] ....
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 15:35, archived)
# FUCKS BIZZ
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 22:47, archived)
# We've been expecting you
(driverchris, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:59, archived)
# Dr no, sorry, what's your name again?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:16, archived)
#
"You expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to die"
"Oh, thank god for that. I can rest now."
(alloydog, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 7:16, archived)
# "very real prospect of prunes"
lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:18, archived)
# Lol
Looking a bit Sid James there.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 10:57, archived)
# oh gawd
(ozof, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:56, archived)
# Q&S


Was looking through the 'week in pictures' on the BBC website www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-54388593
There's some gold there!
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 10:17, archived)
# Mr Johnson, why are the care homes so empty?
(razzle, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 11:17, archived)
# HE GOT THA RONA BOYS

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(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 7:45, archived)
# This is not my image
Click for bigger (136 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:35, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Sat 3 Oct 2020, 9:56, archived)
# His chest?
I thought she lived in his head.
(Astatine, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:09, archived)
# 'Mild symptoms' in the White House
'Doing very well' in the hospital
'Fit as a fiddle' on mechanical ventilation
'Raring to go' in the mortuary
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:37, archived)
# The healthiest dead body that has even been, in fantastic shape, ask anyone
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:39, archived)
# they're injecting him with so many experimental treatments he'll be a living god
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:42, archived)
# His natural healing factor and slow ageing are being supplemented with a metal-plated skeleton
Potus X
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:52, archived)
# I challenge any presidential candidate to deny that they would get the metal plated skeleton option
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 10:21, archived)
# Don’t ask the alien DNA woman
She’s fuming that they didn’t pump him full of hydroxychloroquin.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Oct 2020, 5:54, archived)
# Look I'm not happy about the future either but here is a story about acceptance and hope from someone you never want to listen to again
Click for bigger (294 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 8:50, archived)
# Would
Not

Watch
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:24, archived)
# AIDS LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:29, archived)
# MISTER TRUMP, WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, YOU ARE AN OAF!
RESIGN!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:49, archived)
# HI I’M KERMIT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 19:49, archived)
# Tenacle Porn, on MY b3ta?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:30, archived)
# YOU ARE WORSE THAN HITLER MISTER TRUP
I WISH YOU A SPEEDY RECOVRY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:50, archived)
# He is a terrible president
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:52, archived)
# He's got the good Covid.
He has Covfevid.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 14:42, archived)
# 3rd time this year you flooded the board.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 21:01, archived)
#
(koolfred, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 3:43, archived)
# Alright Mofaha, hold your horses there, buddy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:30, archived)
# You know it's mofaha who keeps frontpaging all of these
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:58, archived)
# I happen to think they are very beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:24, archived)
# They are certainly unique
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:25, archived)
# Definitely worth the £800 a month dialup bill
(dribble, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 22:03, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! custard, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:40, archived)
# och aye, ye nae be dissing the Tay, laddie. It's a bonnie wee burn
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silv’ry Tay!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That ninety lives have been taken away
On the last Sabbath day of 1879,
Which will be remember’d for a very long time.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 0:10, archived)
# Well, I remember it.
(davyclam, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 11:06, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:38, archived)
# gordon brown, taxes and sums...
under blair, the exchequer he runs...
through out the night, one eye squinting wide...
forever he frowns, global financial crisis his crown...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:46, archived)
# My goodness
You are on form this evening sir
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:54, archived)
# ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVqtF3nrSB0
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 22:14, archived)
# Grold Bown
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:05, archived)
# A wild grold appears!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:38, archived)
# Hello my Grold'en Chlid
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 12:31, archived)
# Ha! nice.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 10:27, archived)
[challenge entry] The Killers


Thanks dribble for spotting the mistake
(razzle, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:06, archived)
# Tbh I wasn't sure whether that was a clue or a brand name
I like it anyway
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:13, archived)
#
cheers
(razzle, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:16, archived)
# Ahh, their classic Mr Tight Sits
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 23:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:05, archived)
# Perfectly proportioned.
That's my 2020 Christmas card sorted then.
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:19, archived)
# Sorry the alignment is a bit off.
Actual photo of actual painting with actual paints.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:22, archived)
# Nice bright colours though.
Did you perchance use the new Pantone Period Red?
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:34, archived)
# Virgin Blood
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:49, archived)
# Would play
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:21, archived)
# Soon to be a movie.
This is the poster for it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 4:22, archived)
# It’s a movie about a poster
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:43, archived)
# Artbase/Poster
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Why, Teddy Ruxpin?
Why?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:21, archived)
# His name is Bromfield, and he has been shot.
He might really die this time.
Probably not.
But maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:40, archived)
# The fallen maria with the big boobies
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 8:33, archived)
# She'll be the last to die, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:40, archived)
# An accurate depiction of the USA in mid-November
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 9:11, archived)
# Whoever wins, we lose
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:25, archived)
# 'None Of The Above'
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 18:03, archived)
# Wave those flags.
Wave 'em wide and high!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:41, archived)
# rather a lot of swastika experts on b3ta :/
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:36, archived)
# You’re more of a sleeve eagle type of guy?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:10, archived)
#
This looks like something you used see in *Heavy Metal* back in the early days.
(alloydog, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:25, archived)
# *coff*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:44, archived)
# Are they exiting the city of Bell?
i do hope so
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 7:28, archived)
# love it
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 10:05, archived)
# Yay! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:43, archived)
# Boobs seem to be increasing over time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:34, archived)
# Something about ruling from the centre of the ultraworld
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:43, archived)
# cosmological inflation
eventually they'll be expanding faster than light
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 14:50, archived)
# Ultimate heat death of the boobs
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 15:29, archived)
# ultra-mammary catastrophe
(ozof, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 22:52, archived)
# She's about a 36 GGG.
They fluctuate depending on the situation and sexy wardrobe.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:45, archived)
# I don't think that wardrobe is very practical for whatever battle it is they're doing
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 18:05, archived)
# I wanted to make her nude, but the promoters said that might be a little too much for a movie poster.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Not too hot for beter, anything goes here now
Mods are dead
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:28, archived)
# Leave Batman Alone!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:07, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:00, archived)
# quantumnun fluctuations
like quantum ones, but pointier
(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:03, archived)
# Awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:09, archived)
# The correct size for all occasions.
Except potholing.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 17:01, archived)
# Feet too small, other than that, it's nice!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:24, archived)
# Don't be lie feld
(dribble, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:46, archived)
# She's a dainty woman, Pedro.
Not like your grotesque oversized foot smashing lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:46, archived)
# You're saying this like it's a bad thing maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:08, archived)
# Will there ever be large enough feet?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 17:05, archived)
# Haha never!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 17:14, archived)
# You've only gone and given Trump Covid with this
good work amiotic
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 19:41, archived)
# I got news for you...the whole world is gonna die!
HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:08, archived)
# The New Charlies' Angels
(davyclam, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:42, archived)
# Design Base
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Wiv da angles
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:01, archived)
# Good Points
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Hmmmmmm
Do you even pointies?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 23:16, archived)
# uhh....Yah!.... (')___(')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 1:55, archived)
# (.)(.)

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Epic...
...just epic! These buggers must take ages!?? WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:05, archived)
# Took me 3 days.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:09, archived)
# Hitler would just love this
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:27, archived)
# \o
YES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:47, archived)
# she reminds me of ms oatlash from preacher
(ozof, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 23:01, archived)
# Maria will eat her for breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 1:55, archived)
# ok
brb
(ozof, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 5:53, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:45, archived)
# Sintillating
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 4:29, archived)
# Hotter Than Hell
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 6:46, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:17, archived)
# Ugh, LOL
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-sus.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:27, archived)
# :)
(ozof, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 5:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Buck Cherry

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(r3nni3, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:13, archived)
# That's the name of a popular skiffle ensemble
(dribble, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:14, archived)
# Shit! yeah, I just looked it up, he's got some tats
(r3nni3, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:15, archived)
# Yeah I just looked, I think that Chinese one says “lucky mustard”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:23, archived)
# Mucky lust tard :)
(r3nni3, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:26, archived)
# Mucky LAN
b3ta.com/board/11326684
If it was too cryptic probably just shit tho :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 20:05, archived)
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(koolfred, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:36, archived)
# Compo it
(dribble, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 17:48, archived)
# Celebrity two-panel change a letter to make a dull breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:11, archived)
# Crom Tuise, starring in 'Top Gunna Sit on the Couch with my Unsharpened Lucky Charms'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 19:17, archived)
# Oh come on that’s too obvious
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 19:56, archived)
# Fix it then, Mister Funny Guy.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 19:56, archived)
# Nah-unh, it was my idea so I don’t have to, I get to sit here and criticize
That’s a shitty cereal for a start.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:21, archived)
# Crom Tuise, starring in 'Top Gunna Sit on the Couch with my Unsharpened Grape Nuts'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:24, archived)
# Haha that's more like it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
# Also: has anyone else noticed, neither of the two examples given in the image challenge are actually spoonerisms
This again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:25, archived)
# I've never met a Paul I didn't like.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 23:02, archived)
# How many Pauls have you met?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:29, archived)
# A couple dozen, maybe more
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:37, archived)
# Fair enough. Let me ask you this: did you ever meet someone, dislike them, but not know their name?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:41, archived)
# Oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Mmm-hmm
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 1:40, archived)
# You mean that asshole who kept riding my arse in his big stinky diesel-powered pickup truck, so I pointed my gun at him?
You think his name was Paul? Was that you? Is your name Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 13:37, archived)
# Rollin coal mufuka
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:45, archived)
# Trumptastic!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 17:04, archived)
# I'm busy.....
....oh you meant.....
....srsly?....
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 3:18, archived)
# Well, tsk. look at mister smarty-pance
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 16:23, archived)
# you threadwasting popular cunt
if i was your mum i'd fill your pants with coarse grit sandpaper
(Literally Hitler stop playing with my jewlirium, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 0:46, archived)
# will u be my mum?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 1:58, archived)
# Door's over there fucknuckle
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 18:56, archived)
# I'm fairly sure this is just someone using beter as an image hosting service for their own webpage.
It'd be nice if they realised you don't have to actually follow through posting to /board once the file has uploaded, though.
(dribble, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:09, archived)
# If only the mods hadn't all died of covid
(dribble, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:13, archived)
# from a previously unknown source *points to dog’s bumhole*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:16, archived)
# Post it, please
:(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 1 Oct 2020, 21:31, archived)
# You never gonna catch me!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 3:18, archived)
# I just realized this is Mofaha's comedy account now.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 2 Oct 2020, 21:06, archived)
# So this is funny to you?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 3:46, archived)
# I didn't say that :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 3 Oct 2020, 16:06, archived)

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