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[challenge entry] I've been expecting you...
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:31, archived)
# haha
ohh, suits you sir!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:48, archived)
# Difference being, Blofeld was a highyl educated, self-made, successful, respected man
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 17:24, archived)
# Cat should be his wig
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:19, archived)
# Splendid.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# superb
(, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] You dirty bashtard!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 16:12, archived)
#
:D
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 20:31, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 9 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:00, archived)
# There appears to be an amorphous centrist blob in this picture
People will ask questions
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:08, archived)
# The answer is cock
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:30, archived)
# No politics please
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:41, archived)
# It's just a thumb, I swear!
/ac
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:35, archived)
# How rude!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:42, archived)
# I read about those twins and they are very brave and they have a really good sense of humor about life and I saw a photo of them and they have such a wonderful sense of vitality despite all the odds and I think we can all learn something from them
lol I wonder how they go for a shit lol
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:26, archived)
# egghole is life.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:33, archived)
# I was hoping you'd like the pedro-ised version of chicken lady
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:35, archived)
# I do. I think it might be about time for some more chicken lady. And her friends.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:48, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 14:36, archived)
# TOOF!
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:44, archived)
# Perfect for eating corn
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:56, archived)
# Ah! Just like in the UK
The left and right wings have been severed, and what we have left is an amorphous centrist blob. A fucking bloody stump that represents what is left of western 'democracy'
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 2:18, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 2:19, archived)
# Boris is a centrist, is he?
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 2:30, archived)
# Of his own fantasy probably.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:06, archived)
# It's just a scratch.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:45, archived)
# Black Knights matter
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 4:43, archived)
# Say ‘Leave!’
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 0:00, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 2:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 21:07, archived)
# sherioushly?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 21:42, archived)
[challenge entry]
Well, I guess if you're not going to do it...
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 9:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Taking a Trump
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 20:56, archived)
# Kompromat
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 19:58, archived)
# He has failed S.P.E.C.T.R.E for the last time.
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 7:43, archived)
# *panic buys mind bleach*
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 19:10, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)
# Apt
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 4:44, archived)
# Make America Great Again

Click for bigger (1594 kb)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:31, archived)
# quality
seems out of place
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 4:03, archived)
#
epic
(, Sun 8 Nov 2020, 0:13, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 6:18, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)
# A couple of proud boys' members there, standing up
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:08, archived)
# He's the juggernaut, bitch
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)
# Is it just me or are they taking quite a long time to count the last couple of percent in the deciding states?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:29, archived)
# They’re counting the mail-in/absentee ballots last in some states, it’s a slow process anyway, and this year there are far more than ever before.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:39, archived)
# Ah, okay.
I wondered if the officials were having to spend all their time piling up tables and anything else available against the windows and doors, to keep out the rabid hordes of open carry patriots.

Sorry, I mean "concerned citizens keen to see that a fair and honest result is reached".
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:07, archived)
# This election seems so flawed that the US should really hold another one, though.
Ask the question again, and again. Until those making the most noise get the answer they want.

cf. Scottish Independence
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:19, archived)
# More like The Rubbernaut.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:32, archived)
# Typical Democrat
Always picking the low-hanging fruit
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:18, archived)
# This is fantastic
Thank you
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:27, archived)
#
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:33, archived)
# Now, do they delete his account the day he gets booted out
or do they allow him to embarrass himself even further?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:35, archived)
# Potentially, yes
"As U.S. president, Donald Trump receives special treatment from Twitter Inc. when he violates the company’s rules around offensive or misleading content. That exemption will end in January if he loses the presidency."

www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-11-05/trump-s-special-treatment-on-twitter-would-end-with-biden-win
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:36, archived)
# "No platform for post election tantrums? Denied!"
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 15:40, archived)
# Seems kind of redundant
Sharing bollocks and screaming is Twitter's purpose.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 21:58, archived)
# /links, you mean
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:10, archived)
#
Some of
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 23:45, archived)
# his new career as street entertainer
after he's bankrupted when the banks call in his debts

he's standing on eric's head
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:45, archived)
# It could be interesting to see how the establishment deals with the continuing scandals once he's out of office
considering how he's made himself scandal proof, and how he's harmed trust in the institutions that might be tasked with holding him to account.

Though even if he actually loses in the courts this year (which is still far from certain) he might remain the Republican figurehead for the next 4 years, then president for the 4 years after that.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:27, archived)
# Friendly fire.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 5:59, archived)
#
No Mr bond I expect you to...oh.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 7:57, archived)
# Haha - brill
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:17, archived)
# Heheh - highly inefficient cremation process
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:25, archived)
# nice, but needs more debbie mcgee
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 9:29, archived)
# + getting lasered to death
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:31, archived)
#
(, Sat 7 Nov 2020, 3:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:06, archived)
# Nicely done
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)
# OOF! :D
'You Always Die Twice' ...or somesuch
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 13:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 22:24, archived)
# Cyan Sessions
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 23:28, archived)
#
C ya sessions.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:29, archived)
# Not so fucking MY
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 23:55, archived)
#
What does that mean?
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:29, archived)
# Not so fucking Mew York
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:34, archived)
#
That makes less sense to me now
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 1:00, archived)
# Magenta yellow
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 7:00, archived)
# Quite rightly
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 16:40, archived)
# You should have faceswapped him with John Humphreys,
that would have been fantastic and brill.
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Billy Connery
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
# This is fantastic.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:08, archived)
#
Brill
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 21:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Berry Connery
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 0:36, archived)
# Nice
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 6:01, archived)
# Alright Justin Lee Collins
(, Fri 6 Nov 2020, 22:47, archived)
# 'Donny, Donny, I've done it!'
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 3:24, archived)
# Neck sounds broken
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:35, archived)
# Like the first neck
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 14:17, archived)
# End muppet-on-muppet violence
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:43, archived)
# There's never an intern around when you need one.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 10:37, archived)
# one, one homicide! haa haa haaaaa!
is this a screenshot from the "recognising bad touching" episode?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)
# 2 Rings to rule a few.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)
# Em Rudy,
you're dialing on your wallet.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 22:45, archived)
# I like this.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 1:35, archived)
# Dentist porn
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 1:38, archived)
# Should I do urology porn next?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 1:47, archived)
#
-next
+again
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:09, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:13, archived)
# :o
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:47, archived)
# It's just her leg.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)
# A third leg?
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Helllo you
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 19:59, archived)
# It's got a bone in it
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 19:59, archived)
# You said a mouthful.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:06, archived)
# Good news, mo....even after Pedro horribly disfigured this lovely lady, I was able to restore her original features.
mo....even after Pedro horribly disfigured this lovely lady I was able to restore her original features.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:33, archived)
# Just like a beautiful angle from heavan
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:43, archived)
# What a lovely smiles :)
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:45, archived)
# I'm sure I used to work with her.
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:23, archived)
# They just aren't putting the effort in with the fake Melania anymore
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:42, archived)
# Dorn
Maybe yours WILL BE A GOOD DAY TO DIE
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 9:23, archived)
# Pat Beaneater
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 22:28, archived)
# From a certain point of view.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:27, archived)
# May I be the first to invite you to fuck right off with that?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:31, archived)
# It'll be here before you know it
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Noooooooooooo
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 20:29, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 20:44, archived)
# Do you mind, you're pushing Monday night off the board.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 20:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 21:04, archived)
# That Darn Cat!
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:26, archived)
# This killed b3ta.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 22:57, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 8:39, archived)
#

(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 0:20, archived)
# as this has thoroughly confounded my cleverometer
i shall pretend i didn't see it and hope it goes away
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 11:44, archived)
# How long can this nightmare go on?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:14, archived)
# Well I've been looking at it for 30 minutes now
and am starting to suspect that it's actually a loop. You scallywag!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:46, archived)
# Don't get antsy.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:50, archived)
# Can you make this work with dung beetles for this particular case?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:53, archived)
# No

but I can give you maggots.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 7:57, archived)
# That about sums things up.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
# Maggot America. Great. Again.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:34, archived)
# That's service! And very apt.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:40, archived)
# Now do Butterflies.
C'mon! Do Butterflies!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 23:03, archived)
#


(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 23:47, archived)
# Thanks...*mindwarp* &___&
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 5 Nov 2020, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I never know whether to put these in the "Ob3tuaries" challenge or the "Two panel celebrity name jokes" challenge, maybe I should post it twice

Click for bigger (100 kb)
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 22:58, archived)
# getting my news from b3ta once again.Another poor bugger for the sgt pepper cover
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:06, archived)
# How about post it again as a reply
that way you won't need to worry about intolerant people shouting silly things like, "THREADWASTE" at you
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:10, archived)
# That's a good idea,
but I think I'll just enter it into the other image challenge next year. It'll still be open then, and I wouldn't want anyone to think I was just reposting any old random shit for teh compo.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:15, archived)
# Wait til the chutney ferret sees this!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 2:10, archived)
# FP must be broken
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 8:58, archived)
# THREADWASTE
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 7:33, archived)
# Cease-sions, surely?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 10:51, archived)
# Gone Sessions
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 11:57, archived)
# John Too Many Sessions
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 12:14, archived)
# Johff Too Many Cease-sioffs
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 12:21, archived)
# John szechuan
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 17:38, archived)
# Jan Chessionstons world of adventure
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)
# Dan Danmian
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:48, archived)
#
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 20:25, archived)
# an immodest proposal
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:31, archived)
# No idea why, but this idea came to me in a dream.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:20, archived)
# A vision of someone who is bigger than everyone else around them,
but who is nevertheless held down and shit on by the little people,
while the edgy exterior they present, intended to protect them,
turns out to be the very thing that holds them in bondage.

Whatever can it mean??
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 2:17, archived)
# That it doesn’t matter which end of the egg gets shoved in first when you’re blindfolded and gagged.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:26, archived)
# I see you’ve never encountered an ostrich egg
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:36, archived)
# nice work!
btw atomic, did you cut your hair, or maybe grow/shave a beard? get contact lenses? you look different
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 21:53, archived)
# I got a FUCKLIFT icon.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:17, archived)
# Oh, yes! I was just kidding... I totally noticed right away... and looks great on you!
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:03, archived)
# I just did it to fend off those 2 internet bullies.
You know the ones, OBV.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:11, archived)
# Yep.
*Nods knowingly**

*doesn't know
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)
# PanchoHat and muppet, or something like that...I forgot... :/
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:18, archived)
# Oh yes, I've heard they are terrible
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 0:43, archived)
# I don’t recognize those names atomic
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 3:11, archived)
# It's ok...they are NOT important.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 18:37, archived)
# It's the magical land of Lillibutplug!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:10, archived)
# What is wrong with those people?
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:21, archived)
# not enough lube?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 5:23, archived)
# 4 barrels left.
Gonna have to kill more whales.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 22:59, archived)
# I found Waldo.
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:30, archived)
# Ha Ha.....yes!
(, Tue 3 Nov 2020, 23:47, archived)
# There’s a possible 3p/b violation here, the case is currently under review.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 2:19, archived)
# You need to get your eyes checked...how many fingers am I holding up? ,.l.. o___o ..l.,
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 18:39, archived)
# Up what?
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 19:38, archived)
# Smell and Guess
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 22:58, archived)
# Poor Batman! :(
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 12:37, archived)
# Dark Night for sure.
(, Wed 4 Nov 2020, 18:41, archived)

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