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[challenge entry] Omelette The Right One In
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 12:46, archived)
# haha!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 15:06, archived)
# ‘Nevada poll worker’
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 12:10, archived)
# Pollo Worker, surely?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:43, archived)
# Anybody who's wearing blue. Anybody who's left handed. Anybody with a funny walk or anybody who doesn't love apple pie on Sunday. Anybody whose never seen a Debbie Reynolds movie... We’ll round them up, put em in a field and bomb the bastards!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:17, archived)
# Funny how unamerican means different things to different people
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:29, archived)
# how unamerican
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 11:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:04, archived)
# Ah say ah say, you got more nerve than a bum tooth
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:12, archived)
# You're more slippery than a butcher's cock!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:49, archived)
# Related, and totally NSFW
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
# That's about as useful as a whale on stilts.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:56, archived)
# Is that better than a WAILAAPOYD?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:56, archived)
# You're about as slick as a tarpit on a gravel road.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 2:07, archived)
# I started this, didn't I?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 2:08, archived)
# Happy candles Pedro!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 2:10, archived)
# Thanks, Mo'!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 2:13, archived)
# Happy candles Pedro!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 5:58, archived)
# Cheers!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:44, archived)
# Happy Candles Pedro!
\O/
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 6:50, archived)
# Yay!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:45, archived)
# YaY candles!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 8:16, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:45, archived)
# Happy 15th B3ta candleday!
Nearly legal as the Daily Mail would say...
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 9:38, archived)
# :O
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:45, archived)
# as is tradition
we should start a countdown whilst reporting on how Pedro's breasts are filling out

364
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 14:24, archived)
# NICE CANDLES
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 9:12, archived)
# IK,R?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 13:55, archived)
# Ban this sick filth
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 9:29, archived)
# This is great
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 20:14, archived)
# o/
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:44, archived)
# Oof
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 20:21, archived)
# oh pedro! - you've gone on fire again!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 0:03, archived)
# It's today it's today it's today
it's today it's today it's today it's today!!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
# ... and my internet at home is out
All I have is my phone ,:(
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
# \o/'

(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:07, archived)
# Yay, a giant Fleshlight!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:11, archived)
# You're as grateful as a dead Jerry Garcia.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
# alright, PedroHin?
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:10, archived)
# Ah say, ah say
You're as sharp as a sack of wet mice
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Tenshun!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:45, archived)
# For a solid few seconds
I wondered why you'd given him labia
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# I was working in the labia, late one night...
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:08, archived)
# IBYW
you dirty old bobby
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:15, archived)
# Oh I’m a proper bobby dazzler and no mistake.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:22, archived)
# I maked u a special chicken lady for my b3taday.
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 0:25, archived)
# My Eggs from Cinco
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:05, archived)
# a crack team of commandos
...or something like that.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:24, archived)
# <s> plumbers
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:25, archived)
# Mario & Luigi?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Anything this easy should be disqualified.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:38, archived)
# Maybe this is where I got my idea?
Oops 🤭
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 19:47, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 23:47, archived)
# Fucking Shell
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr Stay Puft is shocked at sight of massive cock!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:32, archived)
# Let's show this Gallus Domesticus how we do things down town.
Aim for the crown top!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)
# Cross the streams!
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 1:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:00, archived)
# hahah!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:12, archived)
# Roman Pollos
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)
# yummy mummy
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 14:59, archived)
# YER A BUM, COCK
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)
# So exciting he soiled his cardigan.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 17:00, archived)
# Aaaaadrihen!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 14:52, archived)
# O, dear.
I think
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 15:05, archived)
# Arf
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Curse my metal body
I wasn't fast enough.

(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:07, archived)
# Both very good
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 17:55, archived)
# Not sure, but I think this one's bigger
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:22, archived)
# I didn't mean it to be so massive
but I am a fool.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:30, archived)
# It's actually funnier this way, although I haven't shrunk it down for less lols
And extra points for spelling kurnel right
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)
# O, yes
i think
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 20:35, archived)
# *squints*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
# *stands WAY back and squints*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
# HAHA, Oh snap!
The chips taste like yoghurt!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 20:31, archived)
# Yaw
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] The poor poultry never stood a chance with another gritty game reboot
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] It is the year 2021. Genetically-modified KFC chickens have taken over the world. Now it's time for payback.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:41, archived)
# b3ta hates your pictures :(
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:32, archived)
# MODEDIT:
I've uploaded that pic to b3ta - I don't know why the image won't display from your server. Maybe it checks there referrer or something. Anyway - I recommend you use the b3ta upload.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:33, archived)
# It's coming up, it's coming up, it's coming up....
it's "their"
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 15:08, archived)
# Wear?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:16, archived)
# They're on the Cher
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 20:36, archived)
# Ta muchly lad
Not had problems with it hosting in the past. Guess I'll have to use b3ta or imgur :(
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:51, archived)
# Mofaha just fixed his.
He'll be more than happy to walk you through the entire process.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:08, archived)
# what's the issue
and if there's anything we can do at our end?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:36, archived)
# I think mofaha was just running unsecured,
Rather plain http port 80.

I think big players like Google are taking it upon themselves to enforce tighter standards and more advanced encryption
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:39, archived)
# oh that's interesting
so it's basically the browser refusing to embed HTTP images from diff servers?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:41, archived)
# That's what I was thinking
If one was to open the image and a new tab there is no problem.

Seems akin to 'mixed content' blocking in old Internet Explorer.

(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 18:45, archived)
# Chrome started blocking mixed content by default earlier this year,
as do some other browsers (some still just give a warning).
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 20:18, archived)
# He deleted the joke
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 23:49, archived)
# Who deleted which joke?:(
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Not me, mine never had a joke worth mentioning to begin with
(, Wed 11 Nov 2020, 14:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
Maverick and Goose in the cockpit


(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:39, archived)
#
Mave Rick?

Or is it like those '80s car windscreen stickers and his GF is called Mavis?
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:48, archived)
# stunt eyebrows
Mave & Rick have appeared in countless movies
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:16, archived)
# Haha!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 16:58, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:30, archived)
[challenge entry] *shrugs*
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:24, archived)
# hehe
"I love the smell of fried eggs in the morning!"
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:20, archived)
# Ha!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] Clucking hell.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:16, archived)
# hahaha!
I am definitely afraid of the CO-OP.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 11:22, archived)
# hahaha PECK PECK PECK
I just like funny words
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:06, archived)
# You didn't balk at replying to this.
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:07, archived)
# haha
I thought Eggory Peck should've got the part!
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 12:22, archived)
# GREGORY PECK
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 10:48, archived)
# :D :D
(, Tue 10 Nov 2020, 13:09, archived)

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