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# Look at what you could have won!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:10, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:40, archived)
# 8D
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Priti Stebson?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)
#
Row-land!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:01, archived)
# hard click
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:09, archived)
# Oops, I unintentionally punched you in the gob
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:07, archived)
# Remember what happened the last time that boris backed someone who had managed to upset everyone?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Sexy Beast
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:09, archived)
# ...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:38, archived)
# tl;dw
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:49, archived)
# terrible languity; direct wankery ?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:55, archived)
# My attention span is about 10 seconds now.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:20, archived)
# so a couple of wanks if you can be arsed?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:34, archived)
# Canis Canem Edit

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(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 12:44, archived)
# Nice work.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 13:21, archived)
[challenge entry] koala harris under the influence of truananadaprezzure
please let me know if i am posting images incorrectly...or if my incessant choppery is indecent; i am a huge fan of this place and all the talent within!


(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:10, archived)
# I am surprised nobody has shouted
BIGGER!!!! yet.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 12:11, archived)
# Not so obvious on mobile
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:06, archived)
# You kids and your 'smartphones', LOL
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:15, archived)
# Don't ruin it.
I like it.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:04, archived)
# Something something from space something.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 22:27, archived)
# "I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik" - stuart mackenzie
...i'll be cryin' myself to sleep on my huge pillow
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 23:19, archived)
# cheers
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 12:24, archived)
# Cheers
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:05, archived)
# I'm well, thanks for asking!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:15, archived)
# In your face b3ta!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:05, archived)
# I regard your chopping chops as ample
And now that you have been ensnared I'm sure they will only get better.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 11:46, archived)
# Lockdown's not been good to James Bond
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:42, archived)
# It's his last Bond though
He can turn into a bloated hulk like Marlon Brando did
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:37, archived)
[challenge entry] we gotta get bawk, bawk to the future!!
long time guest lurker, new member, FIRST post...i may have clucked up my first post and laid a real egg here, i'll cluck off now...


(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 5:59, archived)
# Welcome. You will never leave.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 7:46, archived)
# Nice work!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 8:36, archived)
# Hello
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:36, archived)
# Splendidly done!
Clearly you've been absorbing the best quality b3tard juice osmotically over the years.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 10:48, archived)
# i am sponge!
hello all! and WOO! so happy to be finally posting here after several years of mainlining the best of the board as a lurker! took several worthwhile attempts to join this splendid outpost of smile production!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 11:16, archived)
# All right mate, no need to come on so strong
There's folks round these parts might take advantage of a wide eyed innocent.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 13:41, archived)
# heh
my bum might appear lubed but it has teeth!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:18, archived)
# Response so far has been a little strange
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:54, archived)
# PM ME HUN
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
#
Username - Great film.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 19:23, archived)
# And your mouth?
Asking for a friend.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:27, archived)
# of course...
...that's where the bacon goes!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:39, archived)
# Better than my first post...ok...you're in.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:04, archived)
# -first +every
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 17:13, archived)
# 0_0 ...CHA!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 18:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
#
The more wonderful the means of communication, the more trivial, tawdry, or depressing its contents seemed to be.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 3:08, archived)
#

(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 3:38, archived)
# This fridge is too thin.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:45, archived)
# Gamers need to diet, LOL
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:48, archived)
# America until January
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:09, archived)
# BEWARE
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:16, archived)
# President is an vigilante
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
Bojo the wombat

cute little fella

(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Awwww
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:03, archived)
# mmmm
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Ban this sick filth

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(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:12, archived)
# ha!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:16, archived)
# fight the power
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:38, archived)
# This is great
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:37, archived)
# any henry's under the counter?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:19, archived)
# Get out, pervert, before I call the police
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:20, archived)
# All that cleaning, it'll be Spick and Span for sure
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:28, archived)
# *does the shake & vac*
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 0:52, archived)
# Aisle 4, next to the nitrous oxide. Sold for cleaning and fragrancing purposes only, not for human consumption.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 10:25, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:10, archived)
# LS18 confirmed
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:12, archived)
# This is the future that communists want
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:34, archived)
# Why? Did they say?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:37, archived)
# Here's the deal...
...there is no deal.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:12, archived)
# too brown
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:57, archived)
#
Bro what even the fuck
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:35, archived)
# He died of teh Covid18
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:52, archived)
# Compo it
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:17, archived)
# Fuck no.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:53, archived)
# fun factoid
trump's only hope left in blocking biden seems to be convincing the swing state legislators to not follow the election outcome and give their electoral college votes to Trump instead, based on highly dubious claims of fraud. At which point the Democrat majority house of reps would almost certainly refuse to ratify those EC votes, with the constitutional result that on 20th of January Pelosi as majority leader would become President as Trump's term ends.
It seems far fetched, but only today Trump was inviting the michigan state legislators to private meeting


tl;dr: Cumquat's got too much time on his hands
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:40, archived)
# tl;dr
(Pelosi does look kinda hot with a ball gag in her mouth though...hmmm...yes...)
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:53, archived)
#
Summary: 'Merica.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:08, archived)
# Ah...The Great Lie
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:10, archived)
# Death to America!
They cannot even give name to horse
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:45, archived)
# but is it a harmonica gag?
/links
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 1:40, archived)
# Hamberders and treason, classic Trump!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:06, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:29, archived)
# I didn't really need this tonight
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 20:31, archived)
# ^ This
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:36, archived)
#
Nothing I can say
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:34, archived)
# Total Eek Lips
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Rutger got sexier
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:50, archived)
# Phwoar
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 8:38, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:31, archived)
# Spaceballs
up
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:33, archived)
# The Dirty (money) Dozen
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:47, archived)
# they've gotta fuzzbox and they're gonna use it
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:57, archived)
# Thundercunts are GO! Stop! Go! Stopped again! We will go in a few days and it'll be great...
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 15:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Evenin' possums!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:17, archived)
# Awwwwww
*wants*
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:18, archived)
# Utiniiiiiii!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Half Man... Half Kangaroo... All Manga

(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:16, archived)
# I’m getting a suspiciously furry vibe from that kangaroo.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:21, archived)
# It's a mangaroo
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:33, archived)
# NO
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:18, archived)
# what was tank girls boyfriend?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 23:12, archived)
# no
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 2:32, archived)
# They’re going to fuck aren’t they :(
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:21, archived)
# Yup
:(
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:34, archived)
# One of them has his PJs on already, and one is half naked
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:41, archived)
# And the ones that mother gave you don't do anything at all
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:42, archived)
# Go ask Akira
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:49, archived)
# When it's "TETSU-OOOOOOOOOO"
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
#
naked
kangaroo
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:48, archived)
# Inevitable
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:31, archived)
# Manvagoo?
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 9:33, archived)
# The Goverment advises us all to watch...

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(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 16:25, archived)
# New guidance: Die, Peck, Twist
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 16:30, archived)
#
1) flip it up
2) smack it
3) rub it down
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 0:07, archived)
# kill fuck marry
in that order
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:17, archived)
# Hanskill Fuckface Marryspaced
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:23, archived)
# This password is not strong enough
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] quokkablock, quokkablock, quokkablock, quokkablock!
quokkablock quokkablock quokkablock!
For anyone not British/old enough who wants to appreciate the music.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 13:15, archived)
# I’m old enough to still have it in my head.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 13:56, archived)
# I'm not British enough to have it playing in my head ๐Ÿ˜”
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:17, archived)
# You can probably be thankful for that
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)
# YAH!
I just clicked on your specially-crafted megahyperlink. :D
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:20, archived)
# By making this I have drawn my son's attention to its existence.
I have doomed myself.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:24, archived)
# Quokkablock
quocking in...

One of those programmes I only ever saw when ill off school. Very vivid memories...
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 17:17, archived)
# worst earworm ever
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:17, archived)
# Quokkabloke quekking in...
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)
# I'm not clicking that link.
I like it the way it is.
Silent Joy.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:50, archived)
#
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:05, archived)
#
cockยทaยทmaยทmie
/หˆkรคkษ™หŒmฤmฤ“/

(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:25, archived)
# worst muppet ever
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:01, archived)
#

(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:19, archived)
# I'm not into food porn, Pedro.
It's just silly.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 5:50, archived)
# boing
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:18, archived)
# Saves
For later
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 22:23, archived)
# i like it
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 2:29, archived)
# o/'
True Story too.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:02, archived)
# 90
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 3:32, archived)
# 3 click bitch
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 4:02, archived)
# They all dead now
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 5:19, archived)
# upgrade the upgrade
and so on and so on
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 5:52, archived)
# Woo!
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 10:46, archived)
# Too soon....
Captain Howdy haz all da memes.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:51, archived)
# Omg physical media?
Alright grandpa
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 11:20, archived)
# I'm a Historian.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:52, archived)
# :-) Rack Mount
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 11:26, archived)
# He was getting on her tits anyway
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 11:46, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:53, archived)
# floppy dicks
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:18, archived)
# I ain't touching that.
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Crash Bandicoot
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 23:19, archived)
# Banned Crashicoot...
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:08, archived)
# Ronnie Pickering?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:43, archived)
# Who??
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 3:32, archived)
# ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿค”
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 3:41, archived)
# haha
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 12:15, archived)
# Purple aki?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 13:09, archived)
# GRRR! ๐Ÿ’ช
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 14:03, archived)
# ๐Ÿค”
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 17:28, archived)
# Who?
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 21:32, archived)
# hah
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 21:31, archived)
# alright, 2kindsofeel
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 22:41, archived)
# In chocolate stock
(, Wed 18 Nov 2020, 23:08, archived)
# This was bound to happen
I hope you're happy
(, Thu 19 Nov 2020, 1:26, archived)

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