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[challenge entry] .
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:10, archived)
# Yes!
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Major Flash
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 11:29, archived)
# I like this
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Sneaky compo pearoast
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 10:45, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - POP SUPERHEROES

Dolly Parton has helped fund a Covid vaccine and does crazy amounts of charity work, what other heroes and superheroes are hiding in the pop world?
Show us your favourite pop stars and bands saving the world from wrongs (spandex and special powers optional).
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 10:14, archived)
# I see what you did there.
And I approve.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 10:51, archived)
# Newwaverine
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 12:12, archived)
# Adamantium And The Ants, surely.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 13:46, archived)
# I don't get it
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 14:51, archived)
# Atom Auntie, Yum!
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:05, archived)
# Atom Heart Mother
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:37, archived)
# Weak Fuck Compo
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:41, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:53, archived)
# Weak Fuck Fetish
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:57, archived)
# still pretty freakin' hot tho!
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:09, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:23, archived)
# this is madness
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:46, archived)
# Considering the source, you may be correct.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 17:52, archived)
# s25e22 Yellow badge of cowardge
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:35, archived)
# You wear the crown, I wear the crown
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 0:00, archived)
# My dentist keeps talking to me about crowns maybe it’s because I’m a brit IT’S A PLAY ON WORDS
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:14, archived)
# You don't wear the crown just because you're black
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 6:55, archived)
# King Orthor
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 9:54, archived)
# But he's not invisible
What's happening here?!?
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 0:28, archived)
# When something isn’t invisible, it’s known as ‘visible’. Just like invisibility, visibility is an observable phenomenon. Change my mind.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:16, archived)
# You are the angel on my shoulder.
How can I change the mind which gives me the voice of reason?
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:21, archived)
# How it began
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 9:50, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:05, archived)
#
:D very good,

what's that white stuff near their lips? cream?

her hand looks big?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:42, archived)
# They are drinking milk and sweating and drooling and glistening in the light.
(Not her actual hands)
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:13, archived)
# Her actual hands are around one of subordinates necks
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:19, archived)
# Maybe they deserve it.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 1:53, archived)
# Agreed
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 14:05, archived)
# Full Patel Jacket
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:09, archived)
# She knows how to wear a hat
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:05, archived)
# The frontal lobe is no longer needed when you're in the military
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:07, archived)
# "Where are you from, boy?"
"Surrey, SIR!"
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 6:57, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 16:56, archived)
# Creative forms of profanity?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:40, archived)
#
I think they supported Sleaford Mods last year
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:19, archived)
# Portmanteau: priti + patel = pritel.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:51, archived)
#
:D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:00, archived)
# *calling*
Fuck! Busy!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:21, archived)
#

(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:38, archived)
# Awwww
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)
#
vg
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Weight loss photo + joey =
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] 📙
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] 🧔🏻🦘
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:25, archived)
# XD
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:19, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:47, archived)
# Haha, inspired
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:20, archived)
# Excellent
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:07, archived)
# A Roo With a View
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:52, archived)
# What’s your point? Explain yourself.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:40, archived)
# It's (oh shit)
It's it's a play on words 🤣
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:42, archived)
# lol
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:44, archived)
# Do you have spotify?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:44, archived)
# Yes sir.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:51, archived)
# You got something for me?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah...a 90 minute mix tape of Spotify Adverts.
Enjoy!
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 1:52, archived)
# Weaponized pointies.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:06, archived)
# As long as there's a yuletide theme...
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:08, archived)
# No I’m selling your personal information.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:04, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:07, archived)
# What music do you enjoy most Pedro?
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:10, archived)
# This weekend, I've been listening to Sigur Rós, Dishwalla, Planet P, Talk-Talk, Doves.
Also always good for some classical, old old country, electronic (dance), 80's MTV New Wave stuff.

You?
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:18, archived)
# Brian McBride, Loscil, A Winged Victory For The Sullen, The Dead Texan, that sort of thing.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:30, archived)
# Interesting. I've not heard of any of those :)
I did just now look a few up. Really nice sounds. I think I will add some of those to my playlist. I'm always interested in new musical experiences.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:43, archived)
# Planet P \o/
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 3:03, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a photo love story... OK?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:09, archived)
# epic!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:18, archived)
# This should be commissioned by aunty
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 17:22, archived)
# As long as that posh bird Fiona is in it!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:15, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 21:02, archived)
# Thank you
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:33, archived)
# Bill Oddie is 79
He's an oldie but a Goodie.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
# so smirky!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 3:24, archived)
# She is kind of easy on the eyes
I guess atomic is not the big idiot I thought he was.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:42, archived)
# she's extremely well-fed, if that's your sort of thing
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 7:02, archived)
# Her face is just wonky. She holds that shit eating grin in place permanently to try to hide it, I think.
Also because she's a dishonest manipulative psychopath.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:09, archived)
# is it just the effect of one iris being more visible than the other?
o¿O
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 15:59, archived)
# He just hates brown people :(
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:21, archived)
# Golf ball cheekbones
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:15, archived)
# No, he is.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 14:40, archived)
# It makes sense now
I think he loves a dominant woman
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 18:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 19:09, archived)
# This is fruit
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 20:53, archived)
# Shout out to all the pear.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 2:19, archived)
# You've had a wank over this, haven't you?
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:32, archived)
# She's just eating fruit, Pedro...nothing to get excited about.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 16:55, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:56, archived)
# Nice record sleeve
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:11, archived)
# I didn't like their original design.
I thought I could do better.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:46, archived)
# Ooohhhh, shiny!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:37, archived)
# METAL! \M/
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)
#

(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 3:21, archived)
# Really like this
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 3:56, archived)
# Thanks, I actually made a couple of more detailed and complex versions of this.
I settled on this one though because it highlights the smooth continuation of lines on either side of the 'mirror'
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:02, archived)
#
silly
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:21, archived)
# <3 <3 <3
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 4:42, archived)
# wow
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 10:57, archived)
# ...and it's safe for work!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 13:32, archived)
# Try telling my boss that here at the banana hygiene and safety council.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 5:05, archived)
# D'ya wanna refink your findins?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:42, archived)
# XD Heh Heh
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:57, archived)
# Down, boy!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:36, archived)
# She looks good there.
Where her tits go though? :/
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 0:47, archived)
# That's a dude from the neck down
...but does that matter?
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 1:03, archived)
# O_o
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 1:10, archived)
# Priti is not a bloke from the neck down...
...and she'll teabag anyone who says otherwise!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 2:08, archived)
# :O
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 3:01, archived)
#
she's got an annoying but damn sexy smirk type thing going on
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 2:51, archived)
# !
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 16:18, archived)
# Pink is the new grey
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 16:43, archived)
# Yeah...beat up some school kids.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 18:56, archived)
# Apparently it’s frowned on :(
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 22:43, archived)
# Too frown
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:06, archived)
# and I don't like the front
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 3:57, archived)
# Shan mort
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:26, archived)
# Pritatra Cuntata - the bullying curse
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:36, archived)
# It means more worries, for the rest of
oh
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 13:19, archived)
# Haha!
:D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 14:17, archived)
# Hehe!
Perfect
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 14:29, archived)
# Too Brown.
(There's a joke in there somewhere)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 18:57, archived)
# Is that how we measure ethnicities now?
A brown colour chart, like you're decorating with Dulux?
(, Wed 25 Nov 2020, 15:18, archived)
# {:-D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:28, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:39, archived)
# Ha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:45, archived)
# chortle
-clickity click-
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:49, archived)
# It is so weird,
That I can see Peanuts in a British website, but never see anything about Desperate Dan! I've only ever seen a few panels!
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 23:18, archived)
# Fictional brownface is OK, I think.
(, Mon 23 Nov 2020, 8:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Huh!?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:39, archived)
# This food is ruined
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 11:59, archived)
# almost GMOS specs
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 12:35, archived)
# 8D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 13:20, archived)
# which one is Cliff Richard?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 13:42, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:55, archived)
# His flight suit is missing.
How? When? Where? What?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:03, archived)
# He was flying. And he was wearing a suit! What more do you want?!?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:16, archived)
# I want someone of a higher intelligence to answer my questions.
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:26, archived)
# My IQ is 250
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:32, archived)
# i can move shit just thinking about it
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:32, archived)
# You still have conscious control over your bowels, congratulations
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:36, archived)
# For now at least! :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 23:44, archived)
# He fell out of his flight suit when he hit the floor.
OBVS
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 1:01, archived)
# I highly doubt that.
(, Sun 22 Nov 2020, 1:11, archived)
# "The Prittster"
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 17:06, archived)
# She's sticking around
for now
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 18:28, archived)
# Boing!
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 20:20, archived)
#
Bouncing up and down with a girl named Priti,
I told her I was on the anti-bullying committee.
She looked me up and down and said "You'll never get my sacking.
The system favours anyone with Johnson's backing"

sorry....1980 flashback. It might be better with Sox ska-ing it up

(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:27, archived)
# I'd like to make her bounce.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 21:10, archived)
# ..off the walls!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 6:19, archived)
# ...off a cliff!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 10:02, archived)
# You fancy her
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 14:19, archived)
# There's no way she'd respect your safe word
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 15:07, archived)
# Which one dresses as the nun?
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:42, archived)
# Good idea.
I could pose as a lesbian nun and surprise her in the end.
IYKWIM
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 21:28, archived)
# I'm sorry that my behaviour during the Bajoran Occupation has upset some people
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 10:30, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 18:59, archived)
# BELM
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 19:51, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Sat 21 Nov 2020, 13:21, archived)
# You know I am no stranger, I know rules are a bore. But just to keep you from danger, I am the Claw.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:32, archived)
# Just...just wonderful!!
Huge *click* :)
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 14:49, archived)
# Excellent.
(, Fri 20 Nov 2020, 16:52, archived)

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