It’s such a long time ago I can’t remember his name, but he certainly got very upset about... Britney Spears I think?
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:13,
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Rick simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the balls
Francis just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:39,
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Freebase simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the balls
Flan just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
🥷
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:30,
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🥷
Freebase is on the left. Flan is on the right.
God! Get with it people.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:48,
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All I have to offer are two restroom tokens and a late night bus transfer
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:29,
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Fuck dude I’m so sorry I didn’t realize. I deposited $10, have yourself a cappuccino.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:45,
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:O oh oh.... -$9.02
($30.00 late fee charge pending)
-$39.02
You're fucked gubby!
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:57,
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-$39.02
You're fucked gubby!
This really is very upsetting. Might buy myself a fancy coffee to help me relax.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:01,
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Restrooms in dodgy areas that require a quarter or a token to enter
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10,
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I also live in a bunker
But it's above ground and has windows and a yard.
ANYWAYS do you want the tokens or not??
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:46,
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ANYWAYS do you want the tokens or not??
i mean
you're a bit unusual
in some respects
but otherwise
yes
quite normal
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Mon 8 Mar 2021, 6:59,
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in some respects
but otherwise
yes
quite normal
Thanks. He was one of those in the first wave of internet ‘celebrities’ created by social media I think.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:12,
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In all honesty....I hope you will all join in to fight against the deflowering of Mars. Now is the time to save this virgin planet that is being fucked by dildos.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:19,
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brian may is now part of the mcu
probably the only fucker left who wasn't
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:22,
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Dunno whether I should have put each in its own thread, I did look in the FAQ but it doesn't cover losing your mind in photoshop over the course of 90 mins
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:21,
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Think I preferred it before I realised these were all being done by the same person
and it seemed more like a back-and-forth than a slow descent. Still they're pretty entertaining.
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:11,
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In ye olde days it would have been back and forth
No-one wants to play now
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:36,
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Honestly though, I used to love DIE YOU DICK. Only reason I didn’t join in is that I’m on the iPad right now
Oh, I found that lovely pic of you btw. And a couple of Pedro too! I’ll post them as soon as I can get around to it.
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10,
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no excuses now...
apps.apple.com/us/app/adobe-photoshop-mix-cut-out-combine-create/id885271158
my excuse; im terrible ...no link can fix that
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Sun 7 Mar 2021, 19:48,
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my excuse; im terrible ...no link can fix that
The liquid metal arnold who gets shot in the head, classic scene
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:27,
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But I just wanted to take a sip of coffee out of my poker hand coffee cup
...and now THIS guy, this guy stabs me in the fucking eye with his 1m long index finger!
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:55,
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My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 12:08,
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Look her in the eye and tell her you want to take away some of her £37,000,000,000 and give it to people who probably don't even vote Tory
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 15:36,
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Hurt feelings vs watching your colleagues die
(Inspired by Private Eye, not from it.)
Fun bonus fact: the redecoration of Boris's flat would pay a single nurse's extra wage for about 1373 years.
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 8:43,
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(Inspired by Private Eye, not from it.)
Fun bonus fact: the redecoration of Boris's flat would pay a single nurse's extra wage for about 1373 years.
Wonder if they're still going ahead with the medal idea
I'm sure the Heroes would love that, rather than an actual reward
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:09,
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Is this the black Superman I heard about?
If they make a black Thor, I will destroy this fucking world.
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:13,
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There are several people in this world who should use calk as toothpaste
And happy candleday!
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:29,
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You're now older than Charlotte Church was when the Mail started their 'is she legal yet' advent calendar
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:35,
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When he said 'clap for nurses' what he meant was
he wanted to give a particular nurse he met 'the clap'
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:11,
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Bloody generous, their first proposal was a -1% rise for the Heroes
We've got to jolly well tighten our belts since we funnelled away 500 billion on dodgy contracts for unusable PPE in return for favours from our mates
All In This Together
APPLAUD MORE, PEASANTS
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:12,
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All In This Together
APPLAUD MORE, PEASANTS
The Boris Bad Boys Club.
Baiting (and bating) each other to see how low they could go.
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:08,
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Baiting (and bating) each other to see how low they could go.
Don't give the NHS any more money, they'll only use it to buy drugs
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:49,
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I wonder what the 350M a week that we're now saving works out as per nurse
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:05,
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