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[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 21:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:40, archived)
# M'arse
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:54, archived)
# MRZ
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:07, archived)
# she fucking loves mars
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:13, archived)
# It’s such a long time ago I can’t remember his name, but he certainly got very upset about... Britney Spears I think?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:13, archived)
# I also have this image available for purchase:
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:26, archived)
# Rick simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the balls
Francis just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:39, archived)
# You are confused.
This is Freebase and Flan.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:04, archived)
# Freebase simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the balls
Flan just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
 
🥷
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:30, archived)
# Freebase is on the left. Flan is on the right.
God! Get with it people.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:48, archived)
# Here I am, stuck in the middle of quo
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:08, archived)
# ??
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:20, archived)
# U Ninja'd
How Dare You.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:25, archived)
# I am a terrible person.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:49, archived)
# This has triggered me
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:35, archived)
# again.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:48, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:50, archived)
# All I have to offer are two restroom tokens and a late night bus transfer
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:29, archived)
# I can help, send me your account details.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:31, archived)
# Here, or DM?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:33, archived)
# DM, you don’t want these dodgy characters seeing it.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:34, archived)
#
these dodgy characters baron greenback
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:42, archived)
#
Cc# 2468 5210 0178 3227
Exp. 05/25
CCV 337
PIN 2286
ZIP 90039
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:43, archived)
# That last post was intended for mofaha
All others please ignore
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:44, archived)
# Fuck dude I’m so sorry I didn’t realize. I deposited $10, have yourself a cappuccino.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:45, archived)
# Available Balance is now $10.98
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:50, archived)
# They haven’t hit him yet for the $20 currency conversion fee.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:53, archived)
# :O oh oh.... -$9.02
($30.00 late fee charge pending)
-$39.02
You're fucked gubby!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:57, archived)
# This really is very upsetting. Might buy myself a fancy coffee to help me relax.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:01, archived)
# ಠ╭╮ಠ
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:08, archived)
# What's a restroom token?
Seriously. I have no idea.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:51, archived)
# Then you better learn to cross your legs.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:08, archived)
# Bushes are free.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:14, archived)
# If your life has no value.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:34, archived)
#
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 8:49, archived)
# :( GTFO crybaby!

(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 11:53, archived)
# Sorry atomic :(
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:41, archived)
# Restrooms in dodgy areas that require a quarter or a token to enter
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10, archived)
# That's insane.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:14, archived)
# Really?
Where do you live?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:36, archived)
# In a bunker.
Underground.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:42, archived)
# I Will
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:45, archived)
# I also live in a bunker
But it's above ground and has windows and a yard.

ANYWAYS do you want the tokens or not??
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:46, archived)
# Gross.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:20, archived)
# is that you on the far right?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:50, archived)
# No I have a pic of him, he’s surprisingly normal.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:00, archived)
# ^ judges books by their cover
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:03, archived)
# I am not 'normal'.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:21, archived)
# lol @ normie
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 23:38, archived)
# i mean
you're a bit unusual
in some respects
but otherwise
yes
quite normal
(, Mon 8 Mar 2021, 6:59, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:22, archived)
# Thanks. He was one of those in the first wave of internet ‘celebrities’ created by social media I think.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:12, archived)
# In all honesty....I hope you will all join in to fight against the deflowering of Mars. Now is the time to save this virgin planet that is being fucked by dildos.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:19, archived)
# Why?
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:01, archived)
# Exactly!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:19, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:24, archived)
# what jpg-optimising algorithm are you using
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:26, archived)
[challenge entry] HT said Iron Man is a robot...so...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:49, archived)
# brian may is now part of the mcu
probably the only fucker left who wasn't
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:22, archived)
# Excellent
👍
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:15, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:45, archived)
# Afrobobocop
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:06, archived)
# Afrobocoperation
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:38, archived)
# lol
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:41, archived)
# Afrobocoperationice
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:46, archived)
# Afrobocoperationicebiscuit
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:58, archived)
# Afrobocoperationicebiscuitcrowd
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:03, archived)
# Afrobocoperationicebiscuitcrowdforty
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:08, archived)
# Afrobocoperationicebiscuitcrowdfortypewriter
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:18, archived)
# Afrobocoperationicebiscuitcrowdfortypewriterminator
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:23, archived)
# And the robot circle is complete
probably get b& for this
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:24, archived)
[challenge entry] +i
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:30, archived)
# IDGI...and stop changing your name...fucking hell....
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:15, archived)
# DIE YOU DICK
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:33, archived)
# No. We here @ b3ta [DOT] com love this kind of shit
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:54, archived)
# Dunno whether I should have put each in its own thread, I did look in the FAQ but it doesn't cover losing your mind in photoshop over the course of 90 mins
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:21, archived)
# Usually replying to yourself in the same thread is preferred
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:57, archived)
# Looks a bit mad, talking to yourself though
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:58, archived)
# Does it?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:26, archived)
# Guess I’m fucked then
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:30, archived)
# It's good when you do it
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:35, archived)
# Think I preferred it before I realised these were all being done by the same person
and it seemed more like a back-and-forth than a slow descent. Still they're pretty entertaining.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:11, archived)
# I'd be glad for anyone else to join in
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:26, archived)
# In ye olde days it would have been back and forth
No-one wants to play now
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:36, archived)
# not true...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:10, archived)
# YES
😘
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:24, archived)
# DID PISS
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:32, archived)
# I joined in...it was fun...
b3ta is so fun.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:53, archived)
# Honestly though, I used to love DIE YOU DICK. Only reason I didn’t join in is that I’m on the iPad right now
Oh, I found that lovely pic of you btw. And a couple of Pedro too! I’ll post them as soon as I can get around to it.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10, archived)
# Cha!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:40, archived)
# no excuses now...
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 19:48, archived)
# I <3 U RoboJacko
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:53, archived)
# You fickle man
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:37, archived)
# I still luv u babby
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:17, archived)
# :) I didn’t really doubt it
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Your Foster parents are dead...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:58, archived)
# i understand this reference
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:14, archived)
# The liquid metal arnold who gets shot in the head, classic scene
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:27, archived)
# Likee
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:49, archived)
# But I just wanted to take a sip of coffee out of my poker hand coffee cup
...and now THIS guy, this guy stabs me in the fucking eye with his 1m long index finger!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:55, archived)
# Nice
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:17, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 15:24, archived)
# MOTU got weird
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:11, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:45, archived)
[challenge entry] couldn't decide which was best, so have two
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:46, archived)
# hehe talking spareheads
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:25, archived)
[challenge entry] My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 12:08, archived)
# Mu-Woo!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 12:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Bosh!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:43, archived)
# Truly the Ned Flanders of presentational science
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:47, archived)
# It's Dido Hard-Up
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:41, archived)
# Look her in the eye and tell her you want to take away some of her £37,000,000,000 and give it to people who probably don't even vote Tory
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 15:36, archived)
# Hurt feelings vs watching your colleagues die

(Inspired by Private Eye, not from it.)

Fun bonus fact: the redecoration of Boris's flat would pay a single nurse's extra wage for about 1373 years.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 8:43, archived)
# Wonder if they're still going ahead with the medal idea
I'm sure the Heroes would love that, rather than an actual reward
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:09, archived)
# Ian Hislop, for all his faults, can spell pandemic.
;)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:05, archived)
# Padmenic
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 15:54, archived)
#
I work for the Grauniad.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 12:47, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 2:53, archived)
# I picked a bad day for giving up lsd
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 7:12, archived)
# a nice olive oil is just as good for you
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 11:58, archived)
# Where's his percy pepper...?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 12:20, archived)
# whoa
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:44, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:47, archived)
# :D
Hello you!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:22, archived)
# I got bored of waiting, soz.

(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:36, archived)
#

(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:50, archived)
# \o/
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:09, archived)
# Is this the black Superman I heard about?
If they make a black Thor, I will destroy this fucking world.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:13, archived)
# We don't know if Thor was black or not.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 21:50, archived)
# HAMMERTIME!!!!!!!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:00, archived)
# DIY
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:06, archived)
# Very superspucious
looks like toothpaste
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:18, archived)
# There are several people in this world who should use calk as toothpaste
And happy candleday!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:29, archived)
# Recommended by 0/10 dentists

Thanks Tribs
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:38, archived)
# You're now older than Charlotte Church was when the Mail started their 'is she legal yet' advent calendar
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:35, archived)
# Charlotte Church and the Mail have never been legal
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:48, archived)
# DIY
stevie
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:17, archived)
# THANK YOU B3TA
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:05, archived)
# Happy fiery candle day!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:26, archived)
# Thirteen gloriously wasted years
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:35, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:08, archived)
# 👍🏼Thank you
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:15, archived)
# Happy candles
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:29, archived)
# Thank you so so much
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 21:40, archived)
#
What does it smell like?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 7:03, archived)
# di-no-mite!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 7:56, archived)
# Yay!
Enjoy
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 21:00, archived)
# YAY!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 21:56, archived)
# Ha!
PARP
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:39, archived)
# \o/
Happy B3ta day!!!!
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:41, archived)
# a joyous time! 🎉 🍾

(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:46, archived)
# ..................... yay .....................
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:55, archived)
#
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:18, archived)
# I need a drink...
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# Party's over
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:32, archived)
# Such enthuse
so celebration
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:32, archived)
# woot woot
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:59, archived)
# I L♥️VE CANDLES

(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:21, archived)
# if this doesn't bring the fuckas down i do not know what will
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:53, archived)
# Clap harder.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:04, archived)
# When he said 'clap for nurses' what he meant was
he wanted to give a particular nurse he met 'the clap'
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:11, archived)
# Bloody generous, their first proposal was a -1% rise for the Heroes
We've got to jolly well tighten our belts since we funnelled away 500 billion on dodgy contracts for unusable PPE in return for favours from our mates

All In This Together

APPLAUD MORE, PEASANTS
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:12, archived)
#
The Boris Bad Boys Club.
Baiting (and bating) each other to see how low they could go.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Johnny Cashpoint
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:50, archived)
# Man, not in black
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:09, archived)
# Unofficial release
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:45, archived)
# Hole Lotta Love
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:10, archived)
# Not enough money for those pesky nurses.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:36, archived)
# Don't give the NHS any more money, they'll only use it to buy drugs
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:49, archived)
# dido does decorating
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 15:21, archived)
# It's a bit subtle for me.
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 16:43, archived)
# The Ghoul with the pearl twinset
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:01, archived)
# I wonder what the 350M a week that we're now saving works out as per nurse
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:05, archived)
# The heist of commons
(, Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:10, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2021, 12:08, archived)

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