It’s such a long time ago I can’t remember his name, but he certainly got very upset about... Britney Spears I think?
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:13,
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I also have this image available for purchase:
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:26,
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Rick simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the ballsFrancis just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:39,
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You are confused.This is Freebase and Flan.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 23:04,
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Freebase simultaneously tickles the head and fondles the ballsFlan just whacks it right in there, no nonsense
🥷
(🥷
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:30,
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Freebase is on the left. Flan is on the right.God! Get with it people.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:48,
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All I have to offer are two restroom tokens and a late night bus transfer
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:29,
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I can help, send me your account details. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:31,
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DM, you don’t want these dodgy characters seeing it. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:34,
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Cc# 2468 5210 0178 3227
Exp. 05/25
CCV 337
PIN 2286
ZIP 90039
(Exp. 05/25
CCV 337
PIN 2286
ZIP 90039
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:43,
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That last post was intended for mofahaAll others please ignore
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:44,
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Fuck dude I’m so sorry I didn’t realize. I deposited $10, have yourself a cappuccino. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:45,
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They haven’t hit him yet for the $20 currency conversion fee. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:53,
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:O oh oh.... -$9.02($30.00 late fee charge pending)
-$39.02
You're fucked gubby!
(-$39.02
You're fucked gubby!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:57,
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This really is very upsetting. Might buy myself a fancy coffee to help me relax. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:01,
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What's a restroom token?Seriously. I have no idea.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:51,
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Then you better learn to cross your legs. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:08,
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:( GTFO crybaby!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 11:53,
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Restrooms in dodgy areas that require a quarter or a token to enter
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10,
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Really?Where do you live?
( gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:36,
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I also live in a bunker But it's above ground and has windows and a yard.
ANYWAYS do you want the tokens or not??
(ANYWAYS do you want the tokens or not??
gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:46,
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No I have a pic of him, he’s surprisingly normal. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 2:00,
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i meanyou're a bit unusual
in some respects
but otherwise
yes
quite normal
(in some respects
but otherwise
yes
quite normal
ozof,
Mon 8 Mar 2021, 6:59,
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Thanks. He was one of those in the first wave of internet ‘celebrities’ created by social media I think. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:12,
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In all honesty....I hope you will all join in to fight against the deflowering of Mars. Now is the time to save this virgin planet that is being fucked by dildos.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:19,
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brian may is now part of the mcuprobably the only fucker left who wasn't
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Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:22,
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IDGI...and stop changing your name...fucking hell....
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:15,
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No. We here @ b3ta [DOT] com love this kind of shit PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:54,
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Dunno whether I should have put each in its own thread, I did look in the FAQ but it doesn't cover losing your mind in photoshop over the course of 90 mins
(,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:21,
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Usually replying to yourself in the same thread is preferred
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 19:57,
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Think I preferred it before I realised these were all being done by the same personand it seemed more like a back-and-forth than a slow descent. Still they're pretty entertaining.
( Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:11,
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In ye olde days it would have been back and forthNo-one wants to play now
(,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 22:36,
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I joined in...it was fun...b3ta is so fun.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 0:53,
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Honestly though, I used to love DIE YOU DICK. Only reason I didn’t join in is that I’m on the iPad right nowOh, I found that lovely pic of you btw. And a couple of Pedro too! I’ll post them as soon as I can get around to it.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:10,
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no excuses now...apps.apple.com/us/app/adobe-photoshop-mix-cut-out-combine-create/id885271158
my excuse; im terrible ...no link can fix that
(,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 19:48,
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my excuse; im terrible ...no link can fix that
I <3 U RoboJacko
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 17:53,
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I still luv u babby
(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 7 Mar 2021, 1:17,
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The liquid metal arnold who gets shot in the head, classic scene
(,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 16:27,
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But I just wanted to take a sip of coffee out of my poker hand coffee cup...and now THIS guy, this guy stabs me in the fucking eye with his 1m long index finger!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 18:55,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Robot Pop"){kind=small}
couldn't decide which was best, so have two
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 13:46,
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My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
Truly the Ned Flanders of presentational science Octo I ruin everything.,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:47,
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Look her in the eye and tell her you want to take away some of her £37,000,000,000 and give it to people who probably don't even vote Tory Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 15:36,
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Hurt feelings vs watching your colleagues die
(Inspired by Private Eye, not from it.)
Fun bonus fact: the redecoration of Boris's flat would pay a single nurse's extra wage for about 1373 years.
Wonder if they're still going ahead with the medal ideaI'm sure the Heroes would love that, rather than an actual reward
(,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 9:09,
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Ian Hislop, for all his faults, can spell pandemic.;)
( brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 14:05,
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I picked a bad day for giving up lsd
(
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 7:12,
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a nice olive oil is just as good for you PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 11:58,
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Is this the black Superman I heard about?If they make a black Thor, I will destroy this fucking world.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 20:13,
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We don't know if Thor was black or not.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections,
Sat 6 Mar 2021, 21:50,
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Very superspucious looks like toothpaste
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 20:18,
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There are several people in this world who should use calk as toothpasteAnd happy candleday!
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:29,
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Recommended by 0/10 dentists
Thanks Tribs
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:38,
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You're now older than Charlotte Church was when the Mail started their 'is she legal yet' advent calendar
(,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:35,
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Charlotte Church and the Mail have never been legal
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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 23:48,
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Thirteen gloriously wasted years Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:35,
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..................... yay .....................
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 22:55,
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When he said 'clap for nurses' what he meant washe wanted to give a particular nurse he met 'the clap'
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:11,
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Bloody generous, their first proposal was a -1% rise for the HeroesWe've got to jolly well tighten our belts since we funnelled away 500 billion on dodgy contracts for unusable PPE in return for favours from our mates
All In This Together
APPLAUD MORE, PEASANTS
(,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 18:12,
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All In This Together
APPLAUD MORE, PEASANTS
The Boris Bad Boys Club.
Baiting (and bating) each other to see how low they could go.
(Baiting (and bating) each other to see how low they could go.
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 19:08,
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Not enough money for those pesky nurses. 
JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:36,
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Don't give the NHS any more money, they'll only use it to buy drugs
(,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 14:49,
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dido does decorating
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Fri 5 Mar 2021, 15:21,
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I wonder what the 350M a week that we're now saving works out as per nurse
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Fri 5 Mar 2021, 17:05,
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