I met a Brit on a plane to London who had literally white teeth, the color of a piece of ‘bright white’ paper. They looked fragile, like they might crumble at any moment. 
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Jul 2021, 1:14,
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rob beckett
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Thu 1 Jul 2021, 12:57,
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Well I looked him up, and his teeth are not super-white in the pics I saw, but they are huge, like some kind of porcelain mouth barricade. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Jul 2021, 15:13,
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New skin tone matching algorithmOr irl, his missus.
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unclepills,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 22:00,
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It's not that the NHS is for sale it's that the NHS is not not for sale
Octo I ruin everything.,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 20:09,
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NEW NICHE IMAGE CHALLENGE - BOWIE'S BERLIN PERIOD AT THE EUROSIt's euro time and no better way to
celebrate than to Photoshop the Goblin King into pictures of the Footballs. No pre or post Berlin stuff tho.
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Wed 30 Jun 2021, 12:26,
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celebrate than to Photoshop the Goblin King into pictures of the Footballs. No pre or post Berlin stuff tho.
buggerI would be right up for this, but for the fact that I know little about either, what with not really liking....err, either. What about firing up photoshop and not putting any David Bowie into anything, and also no kickball. But it has to be pre or post Berlin.
And a packet of monster munch.
edit: I just did my googling and am very repentant about not understanding the joke. I sorry.
(And a packet of monster munch.
edit: I just did my googling and am very repentant about not understanding the joke. I sorry.
unclepills,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 13:43,
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Brian bloody Peter George St John le Baptiste de la Salle Eno, actually (seriously)
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 15:36,
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I would've goitre-way with it if it wasn't for you pesky younglings
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Wed 30 Jun 2021, 15:24,
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Not Berlin trilogy, no ban for you! I did a lol tho. mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Jul 2021, 0:52,
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Not part of Berlin trilogy, no ban for you! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Thu 1 Jul 2021, 0:51,
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Did someone kick the ball?
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 23:35,
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Group B MadnessMeets group Z muppet.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 22:32,
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I stayed up to the wee hours in australia to see if caleb ewan could win the sprint finishinstead he was cheese-grated along the road a hundred yards from the finish and got taken off in an ambulance without crossing the line
( cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 1:17,
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That's just inadvertently given me the happy mental image of Dominic Cummings volunteering to be crucified.
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Tue 29 Jun 2021, 8:13,
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It's beautiful, man! :'| PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 21:31,
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C'or, this bring back memories. In other news - I noticed your absence in the other place the other day. Taking a break?
( JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 10:15,
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I'm still not sure I could skull fuck him, even if it was to save the planet.
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unclepills,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 12:49,
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Gamesmaster was a hologram projected on the top of an oil rigor do you mean sir patrick
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Tue 29 Jun 2021, 13:29,
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JohnsonI might be tempted to fuck Moore in the head, dead racist status notwithstanding
( unclepills,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 13:52,
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UTTERSHOCK @ UR SHUTTERSTOCK PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 18:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Channel4"){kind=small}
Claim to fame: I saw them live in The Classic, a seedy cinema in Glasgow, in 1980. 
tinglto 4 sheets to the wind,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 16:12,
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Correction, 1981 according to Alexei(
tinglto 4 sheets to the wind,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 16:18,
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I dinno why but Sajid Javid is yet another politician who has a face that looks way too small for his head.
classic gnopswooyay!
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:30,
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And, as if by magic, he was suddenly the Secretary of State for Health & Social Care - Mr Javid, Episode 3
JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 11:31,
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Haha, I love it! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:51,
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there is truth in thisclick!
funny, how the first talkie features blackface. different toimes
(funny, how the first talkie features blackface. different toimes
Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 15:54,
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Played with that template a while back when someone rediscovered it existed
twitter.com/ballymoran/status/1006079221159137281?s=21
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Mon 28 Jun 2021, 16:03,
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twitter.com/ballymoran/status/1006079221159137281?s=21
He's a fucking legend.Stealin' pic-a-nic baskets from the rich, and giving it to himself.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 1:10,
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He is from the country that harps on about their right tobear arms...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Tue 29 Jun 2021, 22:47,
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and bear claws!! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_claw_(pastry)
The phrase is more common in Western American English, and is included in the U.S. Regional Dialect Survey Results, Question #87, "Do you use the term 'bear claw' for a kind of pastry, you drooling Cletus?"
(The phrase is more common in Western American English, and is included in the U.S. Regional Dialect Survey Results, Question #87, "Do you use the term 'bear claw' for a kind of pastry, you drooling Cletus?"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Wed 30 Jun 2021, 4:11,
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If only they were inbetween a fucking bus crash
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 9:31,
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I can imagine Boris telling the Cabinet about Caravan ClubAnd Gove calling his bluff
(,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 10:47,
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You matched the ages of the original cast perfectly.I never watched an episode, initially because I didn't want to watch what I thought was a sitcom about a group of middle aged men infiltrating a school.
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brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:37,
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Shaved balls give a cleaner, fresher look
Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 23:39,
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Cleaner and fresher than what? Than smearing them in motor oil? Than vacuuming them? mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 3:58,
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"I can't unfurl my umbrella - it seems to be stuck with something"
(,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:35,
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More like Manchester but city centres all look the same nowadays Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 23:37,
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The BBC can't show children's faces any more, in case a paedo is reading the news and has a wank to it
(,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 0:38,
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Bewildering Bowdlerised ContentDat ass tho!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 1:01,
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I thought the BBC paedo infestation came from within...pun intended...
( Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,,
Mon 28 Jun 2021, 1:54,
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People from here do that over natural disasters and explosions, not children
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Mon 28 Jun 2021, 13:37,
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Also I never realized how stoned Howard Wilson looked mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:15,
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Sound-Proof Masks! Cha! I wish that was real...I really do.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:42,
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You can actually get them for gaming.Presumably for chatting with other players over the internet, rather than swearing when you fall to an infinite death whilst playing Jet Set Willy on your own.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 17:49,
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Is it shoes on or shoes off?One rule for them and another for us
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ,
Sun 27 Jun 2021, 18:20,
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