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# This may be wrong but at least it's wrong
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 9:30, archived)
# I have a feeling this one won't be going on twitter
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 10:25, archived)
# You're right

Not wrong enough for that sleaze hole
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 10:31, archived)
# Twitter is the last bastion of freely available 'questionable' material.
and here too, of course! :D
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 14:21, archived)
# I have a feeling you can do less on here nowadays

I might find out if that's true
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:29, archived)
# uh oh!
*battens down the hatches*
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 21:34, archived)
# Ignore the sensitive. Dead baby jokes have been a thing for over 40 years now
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 5:37, archived)
# Crikey
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 11:29, archived)
# Holy fuckballs.
That escalated quickly.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 11:36, archived)
# This just might be the sickest thing I've seen on here.
Thank you
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 12:32, archived)
# Aw, My Little Pony
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 12:57, archived)
# this is quite mediocre
I like this!
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 13:02, archived)
# Oh fuck
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 14:28, archived)
# Over the Humber and straight to Hull.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 16:42, archived)
# Actually, that's livened up my day.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:09, archived)
#
too rich for my blood this one. Jeez.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:10, archived)
# Well now.
Horrible outweighs Hummus.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 23:57, archived)
# splat
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:03, archived)
# Facebook boomer humor kills me every time
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:33, archived)
# Was he carrying a large tin of red paint when it happened?
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 9:31, archived)
# Rorschach tests have stepped up their game
Answers are invariably "TRAIN" with a 100% success rate in ending clients who reported mental dysfunction.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 13:47, archived)
# My uncle Ted was hit by a steam train
He was chuffed to bits
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:38, archived)
# :D
Is this him?
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:44, archived)
# I like this!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 0:47, archived)
# 😁 thanx!
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 0:54, archived)
# Aaaàarrrrrggggghhhhh
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 0:47, archived)
# Dön't cröss the streams.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:16, archived)
# It's about damned time!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:18, archived)
# Åh Pälle!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:32, archived)
# BILFS!
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 9:29, archived)
# And Wet Volvos!
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 22:06, archived)
# 14" plus
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:42, archived)
# Hubby fiats new rims
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:58, archived)
# Hubba!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 23:10, archived)
# She was comin' 'round the mountain doing 90,
...when the chain on her motorcycle broke.

She was found lying in the grass,

with a muffler up her ass,

and her titties playing dixie on the spokes.
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 2:02, archived)
# Pfft
but woo
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 22:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Yaki dah!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 19:12, archived)
#
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 18:41, archived)
# 3girls2corns
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 19:24, archived)
# cob horn
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:22, archived)
# Sweet
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 20:49, archived)
# Someone has a cob on
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:37, archived)
# Amaizing
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:55, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 8:53, archived)
# The only recyclable vegetable.
Every vomit and dump for years to come and it's there, just rinse, reheat and serve.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 22:23, archived)
# So the girl in the middle..
has two dicks, right?
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 20:47, archived)
# πŸ’₯ KNEADS MOAR BUTTER. πŸ’₯
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 3:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:15, archived)
# It's alright I spose.
clickety yay and waterlooo teeth all round
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:22, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 15:23, archived)
# Hahaha!!
Bravo :)
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 19:21, archived)
# 😜
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 21:20, archived)
# Radiohead Playstation game announced


(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:32, archived)
# https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
Basically a mashup of Portal and Control which now I say it sounds awesome.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:54, archived)
# Control was the best SCP Foundation game we never had.
I hope there will be a sequel
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 18:32, archived)
# Hi guys!
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:04, archived)
# hahah!
Now I feel like I have to do quorn hub

(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:04, archived)
# I feel like I've been quorn-holed
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:53, archived)
# Nice straplines
I think we know now what you do as a day job.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 17:19, archived)
# Head of Testicular Investigation at the Department for Culture, Media and Sporrans.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 17:31, archived)
# SHEKSY

/edit: is it wrong that I want to click on the step mum one?
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:18, archived)
# Come here you big Dutch fuck and give us a kiss, not a gay one, where have you been.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:29, archived)
# Hello mofaha

*mwah*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:32, archived)
# WHAT DID I SPECIFICALLY SAY ABOUT THE KISS
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 23:40, archived)
# I'm sorry. Exactly when is gay shift these days?
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:26, archived)
# want this website in my life
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:55, archived)
# Arf
Please make this.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 19:47, archived)
# Oh Hai!
Has no one done BjornHub?
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 1:43, archived)
# ScornHub? PrawnHub?
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:01, archived)
# ShornHub
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 2:01, archived)
# DawnHub for people who like to get right up at the crack of Dawn, or maybe that’s MornHub
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:23, archived)
# MournHub, don’t ask.
Typical user comment, β€œit’s been dead on here lately… just the way I like it.”
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 3:24, archived)
# MournHub is MY idea. I've had it since days
I even looked for pictures of mourning people as well as sad chihuahas and cats because of this

CornCob is also MY idea. noone has had these ideas before me!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 7:37, archived)
# S.O.R.N. Hub
sexy dirty cars round the back of the sheds
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:14, archived)
# oh YEAH
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:55, archived)
# SnarnHub
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:26, archived)
# I am so forlorny right now
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:46, archived)
# Hello, may I jump on this bandwagon?
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:28, archived)
# hahah!
So much honk in one picture I'm not sure I can take it
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:40, archived)
# perfect

this is giving me the horn
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:19, archived)
# HONK HONK!
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 13:54, archived)
# Reliant, Defiant (TOS)
Enterprise, Excelsior,
Voyager, Discovery.

You fucking nerd.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 17:16, archived)
# It pleases me to see my unsubtle GornHub easter eggs still showing up in all these iterations.
But it's Constellation, not Defiant.
Λ’α΅’Κ³Κ³ΚΈ
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 18:22, archived)
# You should put Jar Jar in there, he’s well lol
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 4:04, archived)
# roffle
(, Sat 11 Sep 2021, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry]

Click for bigger (153 kb)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 14:54, archived)
# my eyes
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:20, archived)
# are on stalks
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:23, archived)
# Waterlube
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:01, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:03, archived)
# Gimme' Gimme' Gimme'
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:11, archived)
# Fur Nando
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 1:43, archived)
# Nando's is a chicken restaurant in the UK. So a Fur Nando's completely makes sense.
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:07, archived)
# glancing queef
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:11, archived)
#
proper l out loud
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 17:46, archived)
# She definitely did a wet fart there
(, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:27, archived)
# i lolled again
(, Sun 12 Sep 2021, 20:54, archived)
# I do want your money, because God wants your money
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 0:01, archived)
# Then . . .
will you accept a dollar's worth of *click?*
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 6:00, archived)
# For Star Trek day.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 23:44, archived)
# Ha!
class
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 1:39, archived)
# Great minds...
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 2:03, archived)
# I bet Kirk loved a few private moments in the captain's executive bathroom
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 6:23, archived)
# Please do Lorne Green next, cheers.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 15:59, archived)
# corn hub
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:02, archived)
# quorn hub
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:02, archived)
# Horn hub, can’t wait for wildebeest week
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:07, archived)
# Spawn hub
Frogs and/or the superhero, I'm not fussed.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:30, archived)
# Sean Pub
Just pictures of sean bean enjoying a quiet pint in various locals.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:55, archived)
# Torn Sub
Illicit recordings of damaged hi-fi equipment.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 19:15, archived)
# Worn Hub
A simple guide to wheel hub and bearing damage analysis.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 19:20, archived)
# Rub a dub dub Hub
Nursery rhyme videos to shut the kids up.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 23:27, archived)
# Ha, excellent
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 9:13, archived)
# Fantastic :)
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 16:04, archived)
[challenge entry] New zip code
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:51, archived)
# nice
-click-
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 0:08, archived)
# Thanx, Sir
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 2:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello
abba
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:06, archived)
# Dancing Queens of the Stone Age
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:31, archived)
# Something like this?
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:46, archived)
# Perfect
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:48, archived)
# Don't give them ideas, they might decide to make a terrible album produced by Mark Ronson... oh.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:25, archived)
# Whatever else they did, Sick Sick Sick is a great song I reckon.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:46, archived)
# Interesting opinion on the internet there,
I think that's one of their weaker ones. I thought that album was generally underrated, but never cared much for that track.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:25, archived)
# I don’t think I’ve ever heard the album, the track is nostalgic for me so I think my judgement might be a bit skewed.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 21:25, archived)
# I like this
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Hull ABBA Loo
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:22, archived)
# Local pride scrapes barrel.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:00, archived)
# New Image Challenge Proposal?
German wort play :)
It's not the Wurst idea eh
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:03, archived)
# Does Aldi have their own house-brand of peanuts?
I sure would like to know what Aldi's Nuts taste like
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:12, archived)
# We were having a little reminisce last night about the story of Deeznutz, the methamphetamine-fueled attack squirrel
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:30, archived)
# Perhaps unsurprisingly the former owner of Deeznutz was in trouble again, he got arrested on a drug charge and rammed a police vehicle while trying to escape.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:33, archived)
# DATZ NUTZ!
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:50, archived)
# They had an arrest photo of the guy, Michael something, who by that stage was unconscious on his back.
He was bruised around the eyes and had what looked to be a very bad tattoo of a skull on his neck… there he lay, the man, the legend, Michael something, former owner, trainer, and supplier of Deeznutz the attack squirrel, TRUE STORY.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:28, archived)
# You can suggest it here
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:34, archived)
# Or here
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 20:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Thank you for the boobies
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 12:50, archived)
# The best kind of abacus. Also Blockbuster font!
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 12:55, archived)
# gmta :)
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:02, archived)
# I didn't steal it. Honest :)
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:05, archived)
# Glasscock Mate Try Again?
I liked them both
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:16, archived)
# i like you
also, do the ones so far spell boobies proper-like? 5318008? (sorry reddit) www.reddit.com/r/mathmemes/comments/mvihor/some_jokes_are_older_than_dirt/
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:09, archived)
# Ha Nice
Ain't nobody got time for that.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 14:58, archived)
# ahh yes, the reddit/facebook semantics rabbithole, haha!
I posted an alert on a local Reddit this morning since a major highway was shut down.

I get this reply: www.reddit.com/r/StLouis/comments/pk9045/headed_to_jeffco_this_morning_55_is_closed_at/hc1xz4y/?context=3
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:15, archived)
#
Some people, eh?
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:09, archived)
# Shitty murders and random drivers
a Netflix true crime series
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 16:35, archived)
# I know, right?
Dead people closing my highways, HMM
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 17:40, archived)
# The guy asked why he was being downvoted, someone suggested a reason, so he fucking unloaded on them haha
HOW DARE YOU ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:42, archived)
# Is it too late to burn the Internet to the ground?
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 19:28, archived)
# Let Me Google That For You
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 22:15, archived)
# No. Also, yes.
(, Thu 9 Sep 2021, 5:50, archived)
# for counting in base 11?
those crazy scandis!
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 17:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Mr..
Lover man..

(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 11:59, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 10:59, archived)
# Björn
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 12:17, archived)
# That's correct
but...you seem to be confusing me with someone who is worried about trivialities.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 13:24, archived)
#


You'd better be happy now...
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 15:09, archived)
# That's better
Don't do it again or I'll set the Swedish bikini beach volleyball team on you.
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 17:41, archived)
# does it again....
Awaits with a stiff.........................smile
(, Wed 8 Sep 2021, 18:06, archived)

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