Can I Get Best Assignment Help in Manchester?If you can Pay Someone To Do My Assignment then get the best service from Manchester's top service today
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:30,
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Alright Alex JohnManchester's top service is undoubtedly Evensong In Manchester Cathedral
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:41,
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It will be fulfill here...That's for sure!
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........π«₯,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:45,
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I was going to click "I like this" but then I realised you are a cunt.
Chumps π,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:49,
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That’s not even a door Pedro. It’s where they place the chemical signs.Your picture is false.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:30,
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It is in fact a three-dimensional holographic chemical sign.And the driver is carrying hazardous cat ass
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:46,
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Or rather LOLographic
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:47,
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approved ππΌππΌ
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Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 16:17,
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Best jif evar! Woo!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:08,
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I have never been to Manchester, so what's the point? Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:51,
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Can I pay someone to shit my pants for me Alex John? Answer me that.
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:54,
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Examples of the truly inspired grammar on their front page.βWill Be Fulfill Here!
"dealing with loads of assignments all the time become strenuous"
"our majestic services to help you out"
"We have been offering dexterous assignments for students"
("dealing with loads of assignments all the time become strenuous"
"our majestic services to help you out"
"We have been offering dexterous assignments for students"
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 11:00,
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Hello Alex, where the hell have you been? We're tanking here without your wonderful content. Will you do my assignment? I need a shit.
mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 11:45,
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Alex, seriously dude, I’m going to need to take that shit very very soon, can you get back to me with an estimate for handling this assignment for me? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:05,
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Alex you’ve let me down badly here, I involuntarily took care of this assignment myself, I’ll be sending you the cleaning bill. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:21,
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Your five pounds you claim mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:06,
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What a lovely opportunity# Have you received a text from the post office, saying that they tried to deliver a parcel?
# Have you received a text from the voicemail service with a URL so that you can download their voicemail app in order to hear it and the app wants to have permission to access your keystrokes, screenshots, phone and everything else (BECAUSE IT IS HARVESTING YOUR DETAILS - guess who uses a virtual machine for this and takes out their websites ;-))?
# Have you received a text from ... well, you know these spam texts.
Now, you have an opportunity to use those numbers from which they originate by filling out the order for on UK ASSIGNMENT HELP, along with those wonderful names.
So, does R T Fishall need an assignment doing on his PhD thesis on 'Ligand Structures in the Chelate Chemistry of Arsehole'? or the Uses of Hydroxypropxyl Methyl Cellulose in Synthetic Faeces Testing of Flush Characteristics and Hydrodynamics of Toilets?
Have fun and maybe they can learn what the word 'spamming' means ;-
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:37,
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# Have you received a text from the voicemail service with a URL so that you can download their voicemail app in order to hear it and the app wants to have permission to access your keystrokes, screenshots, phone and everything else (BECAUSE IT IS HARVESTING YOUR DETAILS - guess who uses a virtual machine for this and takes out their websites ;-))?
# Have you received a text from ... well, you know these spam texts.
Now, you have an opportunity to use those numbers from which they originate by filling out the order for on UK ASSIGNMENT HELP, along with those wonderful names.
So, does R T Fishall need an assignment doing on his PhD thesis on 'Ligand Structures in the Chelate Chemistry of Arsehole'? or the Uses of Hydroxypropxyl Methyl Cellulose in Synthetic Faeces Testing of Flush Characteristics and Hydrodynamics of Toilets?
Have fun and maybe they can learn what the word 'spamming' means ;-
But they'd write in Mancunian so I'd need a translation service too
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:08,
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Can I just say this is the busiest thread I’ve seen here in ages. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 17:28,
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How about, this is not the busiest thread in ages? mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 19:19,
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"nonsense, I shall go down with the ship.Now fetch me a plate and a small pointy fork"
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Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 8:50,
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I have come to learn that special cake forks are extra pointySo that you can cut with them as well as poke
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 11:29,
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‘less pointy’…?I donβt like the sound of that!
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 16:37,
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 5:05,
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I was stuck on a Java Assignment so...I thought fuck it - if it was an assignment in a production environment, I would use a real language like Perl.
So, I wrote the whole thing in Perl and it works absolutely brilliantly.
Fuck Java, it is for noddies running Windows.
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:57,
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So, I wrote the whole thing in Perl and it works absolutely brilliantly.
Fuck Java, it is for noddies running Windows.
Had a look at their site and they really do need a copy writer.Sentences such as this:
'Without learning fundamentals, it is simply not possible for a student to comprehend in-depth about this language. So, students who want to outshine in JavaScript should start to pay attention to learning the basics. If you lack time in writing assignment on this topic, you can take the help of our Java Homework Help programmers who have in-depth knowledge and knowledge to prepare the best homework help service.'
demonstrate that their lack of ability to string a sentence together in a meaningful way is probably replicated in their programming abilities.
Of course, the inheritance of OOP means that the programs that you write will inherit the security vulnerabilities of the objects you use in your program.
Try Perl: ''=~('(?{'.(']])@+}'^'-/@._]').'"'.('/?}{]@}+@}]])@+}@?}{]@^'^'`^=_^
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:17,
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'Without learning fundamentals, it is simply not possible for a student to comprehend in-depth about this language. So, students who want to outshine in JavaScript should start to pay attention to learning the basics. If you lack time in writing assignment on this topic, you can take the help of our Java Homework Help programmers who have in-depth knowledge and knowledge to prepare the best homework help service.'
demonstrate that their lack of ability to string a sentence together in a meaningful way is probably replicated in their programming abilities.
Of course, the inheritance of OOP means that the programs that you write will inherit the security vulnerabilities of the objects you use in your program.
Try Perl: ''=~('(?{'.(']])@+}'^'-/@._]').'"'.('/?}{]@}+@}]])@+}@?}{]@^'^'`^=_^
I'll be honest, I understood approximately none of this.I guess I must be a "noddie", whatever that is.
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:17,
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"I was stuck on a Java assignment, so I asked my aunt to come over to help as she's been to the capital""Jakarta?"
"No, she came by Uber"
("No, she came by Uber"
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 9:36,
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"I tripped on the boat while I was searching for an island volcano which - contrary to the famous movie title - is actually west of Java.""Krakatoa?"
"No, but I sprained my ankle."
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:16,
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"No, but I sprained my ankle."
"I once appeared in a stage show about a high-level, often just-in-time compiled language.""Javascript?"
"No, it was entirely improvised."
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:20,
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"No, it was entirely improvised."
"I once watched a film about a shark killing a bunch of people.""The Meg?"
"No. Javas."
("No. Javas."
Woodkovsky βΉοΈβπ»βπ½βπ£βπ©βπ§»βπ,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 10:40,
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"Guten morgen! I vish to let you know zat I am moovink to Richmond in ze USA.""Is that in Virginia?"
"Ja, VA!"
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 13:24,
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"Ja, VA!"
I love ladies in adventure-buddy flix!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:01,
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Oh my giddy aunt!That foreskin really IS outrageous!
And SOOOOOOOO glossy!!!
(And SOOOOOOOO glossy!!!
Chumps π,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:18,
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c'mere you!...
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 15:02,
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might have accidentally clicked thissaved
Dick Wonder β wβββy, wβα΅₯y wββdβα΅£,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 16:16,
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java is to javascript as car is to carpet
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Nun The Wiser : My middle name's still RIS,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 19:22,
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No the bird is saying suck my cloaca fishbitch mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 3:38,
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I'm on mobile now π’
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 3:41,
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But he's FREE! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:57,
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Oh no!He's holding a thermal detonator!
( Octo I ruin everything.,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 7:58,
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Is it a trap? is it compo material? I've no idea so will err on the side of caution and not say it is. 
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TBL I posted this on,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:03,
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Top left is freaking me outDifferent font for the price I can handle, but did Dairy Milk change their logo?
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 11:02,
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Freddos are a pretty good investment(
Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 14:10,
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I like this.Though needs a couple of remixes in different hats to make it a bit more obvious what you are referencing.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 23:19,
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all chimps love lamp
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 18:36,
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OIC now. I was looking at it on my phone with my old eyes
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 19:05,
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In your defense, the pic is very bad so you can’t really see. mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 22:41,
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I can't go back to savoury once I've had a taste of that sweet, sweet Caerphilly.
brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 17:45,
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You were only supposed to blow the bloody rind off
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 17:57,
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That is clearly not Caerphilly cheese.Bloody forrinz comin over here substitutin our cheeziz!
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 19:23,
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:( always this way
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 19:24,
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There's Leicester worry about these days and those that remain are a bries.Gouda you to have a go though, I say they'remmethal to be so offensive in their grated communities.
Unfortunately I have to post this as a "normal post" as there is no option for a terrible post.
(Unfortunately I have to post this as a "normal post" as there is no option for a terrible post.
An Egg ,D,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:13,
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OMG, LOL.Top wordplay!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:14,
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Halloumi a momentI can throw another Rochefort sure. There's got to be another paneer.
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 1:27,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Confectionary Traps"){kind=small}
Star Trek TOS - "The Toblerone Web"
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"SPOCK! They appear to be encircling us in some kind of sticky web made from a sort of crunchy honey/nougat material!"
"Please concentrate on the matter at hand Mr Scott - we must stay in position to stand any chance of finding the Captain..."
No Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 13:50,
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This is Popette of Pendulum, by Edgar Allan PoloYou're getting confused with 'Butterfinger'
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unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 14:54,
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The man with the Golden Bun? Tribs π¦ ↓ dn ΚΙΚ sα΄Ι₯Κ ↓π¦,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 15:34,
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alwaysstrawberry is right out
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 8:30,
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I think he'd be fine.Those straps might be tight but they're not actually doing anything to prevent escape (especially with the one arm completely free). The swinging lollipop seems like it would be well out of range if you twisted/moved to stage left (its fulcrum point being way over to stage right). The rats look healthy and well fed, perhaps he could catch and kill one, before fashioning a skeleton key from its bones to pick the lock to his cell.
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 14:01,
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The straps are made of toffeeIf he moves too much he might sweat and get all sticky.
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 14:02,
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I'm willing to believe that this one weighs a lot and would break bones of it hit you with force. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 14:11,
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I've not really thought this one through, have I?:(
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 14:17,
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On the contrary, you have perfectly captured the essence of mild peril. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 15:06,
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I’d have appreciated a warning mofaha β( Λ_Λ)β Κ
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 15:19,
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Typical mofaha spouting his woke agenda. brb Monkhouse Stampede,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 16:14,
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gimpiver's travels
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empire of the pussycat requires more champage,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 18:43,
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This is the last time I share my vacation pics with you!Humph!
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 21:44,
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It's not the suit I object to.It's all those creepy tiny people. *shudders*
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 23:34,
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You can't call them thatThey're indefinitely not people of biggerness.
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Mon 31 Jan 2022, 2:04,
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Tobleronely supposed to blow the bloody doors off!! Octo I ruin everything.,
Sun 30 Jan 2022, 12:37,
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if you liiike a lot of breakfast in your biscuitjoin our club!
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Sun 30 Jan 2022, 16:06,
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Very good indeedAlso that slight glisten is mildly upsetting in an excellent way
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