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# board was dead for gayshift, so you must have this now
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:06, archived)
# How does it get fingered by the mods?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:30, archived)
# how many?
Ummm, fingers, not mods.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:43, archived)
# Dr Terwilliker gets involved
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dog
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:33, archived)
# *you're
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:16, archived)
# tasty
I'll have the extra large please
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:52, archived)
# I bet you will, you dirty old bollocks
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:14, archived)
# Did we all get naughty-stepped?
Damninvisibleshitsons.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:18, archived)
# No.
But YOU should be
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:21, archived)
# :O
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:05, archived)
# Russian hackerz
upset by the Putin challenge
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:27, archived)
# You and your bat-furry porn
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:33, archived)
# How dare you!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:09, archived)
# {:-(
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:38, archived)
# What for you kick my dog and call him fuck off?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:23, archived)
# youre pig-dog!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:33, archived)
# “I am pig man! I’ll see you in two minutes.”
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:53, archived)
# OMG NO
LOL!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:11, archived)
#
You have no life....obv
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:13, archived)
# Jimmy Valiant hates Pig-Man
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Dog has melt.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:59, archived)
# dog creme
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:04, archived)
# Made with free range dog eggs.
*disgusts self*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:44, archived)
# Lacks a certain je ne sais lamppost.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:26, archived)
# je sais
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:05, archived)
# Full Moon This Easter
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 13:58, archived)
# They revived /board for THIS?!?
I'll accept it. Iggy's looking well.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:19, archived)
# Invisible website, has rob gone too far
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:27, archived)
# I hope they gave the tubes a good scrubbing while the site was down.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:28, archived)
#
Was surprised all that Invisible simpsons stuff was still on the board at all. Maybe it e Rob’s alt account.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:50, archived)
# UGH! I had to block all of that ....temporarily of course!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:51, archived)
#
I was going to post my doggie picture but settled on this. Maybe someone else can do invisible Jesus.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Q&D INRI
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:52, archived)
# Now do invisible Muhammad
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:27, archived)
# I did. Just now. did you see it?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:05, archived)
# UR SO BRAVE
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 22:13, archived)
# Haha - brill
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 3:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Fabulous!
Although, some might argue that the database was not busy enough
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:15, archived)
# He's been at the Kinder eggs again
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Did someone mention Dot?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 23:30, archived)
# You killed beter
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 15:03, archived)
# That's not Dot Vader.
Please try to follow the Porcupine's rules.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:16, archived)
# Invisible Bossy Riot
Well, this is another invisible Simpsons image, waiting patiently the image challenge "Invisible Simpsons". Is an edited scene from The Simpsons episode "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy", where invisible Bart meets invisible Piper, Erica and Carmen from Bossy Riot.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 16:02, archived)
# Fuck off you tedious prick.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 16:29, archived)
# No, a pleaded-for newsletter mention means that he can carry on spamming this shit across all three boards with impunity.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 18:42, archived)
# One Trick Pony
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:01, archived)
# One Prick Tony
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:08, archived)
# I'm beginning to wish WobblyBloke was still here :(
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:50, archived)
# More interesting! XD
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 23:24, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE:
invisible stripy tops
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 1:01, archived)
# There was an invisible cartoons image challenge 6 years ago.
You took part in it.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:05, archived)
# B3ta has had invisible cartoons challenge where invisible cartoons were posted and some invisible cartoons of the Simpsons which is a cartoon were posted which were invisible.
However Anthonyb3ta70100 is waiting for a invisible Simpsons b3ta challenge which is only for invisible cartoon 'The Simpsons' which is a cartoon which anthonyb3ta has made invisible which should be the next b3ta challenge.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:38, archived)
# Yes
that
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:50, archived)
# How terrible would an image challenge be if a user could just repost a load of tenuous old bollocks instead of creating something new?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 18:49, archived)
# Well asked.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:23, archived)
# On a scale of 1 to 10, terrible.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:41, archived)
# I've got a faceswap of Dot Cotton with Darth Vader that I've reposted 307 times,
I'm sure that's an invisible cartoon and it should win the compo
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:07, archived)
# I propose a compromise
the challenge itself is invisible. all entries must not be seen
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:22, archived)
# Imagine how dull this place would have been with only the 2017 dudebro nft challenge going on.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:26, archived)
# I thought the simpsons stuff was an extension of that,
but it's true the NFT challenge has given very little entertainment. *mutters something about fields*
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 0:20, archived)
# I propose injecting some topical political satire into the invisible cul-de-sac trope.
What about...Invisible Putin?
Nobody on a horse but a cowboy hat on its own.
Nobody on the parapet looking at blown-up tanks in Red Square.
Then I get MY own way instead of TonyBLair1953
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 20:33, archived)
# Your day will come!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:42, archived)
# except none of this invisible shit is remotely clever or funny
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:54, archived)
# <s>this invisible shit</s> /board
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:17, archived)
# Clickin’ dis
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:27, archived)
# *makes the database very busy*
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 16:59, archived)
# The Simpsons episode "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" was premiered in 2019.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 20:17, archived)
# Fuck the fuck off...
... then fuck off some more
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 14:50, archived)
# Have you considered
seeing a doctor about your condition?

Then fucking off
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 11:23, archived)
# You remind me of someone............
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:21, archived)
# shhhhhhhhhhh
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:41, archived)
# :X
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:49, archived)
# Alright miffy
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 18:45, archived)
# Haha!
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:07, archived)
# ' x '
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 23:47, archived)
# Apparently foreign
Posts own drawings that are completely at odds to everything else on here
Talks about the activities of other users on other "art" websites

No idea what you mean
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:21, archived)
# That was enigmatic
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 20:43, archived)
# I don't think I've seen that episode. Not sure why they are all floating. I did do a simpsons image for b3ta, hold on I'll look for it
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Oh I can't find it, search only chucks up this old post about a front page. I thought someone went back and archived the old ones, still
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:01, archived)
# Wasn't that a picture of your cock for a bit when it was on the fp?

(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:28, archived)
# I was never protective of my account. So maybe
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 19:36, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:42, archived)
# Shite.
Try harder. 0/10
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 18:46, archived)
# I want to see them try less hard
as I'm wondering what a -1/10 image looks like.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:51, archived)
#
Stop now please.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:26, archived)
# This is better than 95% of the reposts for compo that are churned out every week.
This is not an endorsement.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:22, archived)
# We're in this together

Click for bigger (112 kb)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 14:30, archived)
# Can i ask what the typeface is called?
i like it
(, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 9:03, archived)
# Autocorrect
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:47, archived)
# All hail the All-Father, Old One-Eye, God of Loads of Things
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:58, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 17:18, archived)
# with a Biggus Dickus
The Thai version
(, Sat 16 Apr 2022, 12:09, archived)
# Invisible Star Trek in Invisible Space
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 10:21, archived)
# You need to mark that NSFW
What Kirk is doing to that young ensign on the bridge in full view of everyone is enough to make Spock raise two eyebrows.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 10:52, archived)
# Just before being a horse for a dwarf
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 11:14, archived)
# Apologies
I thought I'd cropped that bit out.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 11:18, archived)
#
Nice touch adding scotty in the elevator in a gimp suit!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 12:07, archived)
# Damn you Antshitbeta3000… you’re the cause of this.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 12:37, archived)
# The latest user to ruin b3ta forever
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 12:41, archived)
# You can actually feel the demise of b3ta.
We are on the slippery slope of a downward spiral.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 12:53, archived)
# again?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Everything on here got worse after eleven nine
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:18, archived)
# i miss the old, upbeat .
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:45, archived)
# it's the end of the beginning

(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:39, archived)
# Oh yeah…forgot…I already killed teh b3ta…XD
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 14:08, archived)
# Now…where’s that invisible deviant art twitter Simpson kid?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 14:26, archived)
#
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a website on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, got ruined by invisible Simpsons, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, lad, the strongest website in all of England.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:36, archived)
# Invisible bricks…right!
Also: “Trials and Tribsulation”
Winnah!
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 14:14, archived)
# complete with
invisible pointy tracts of land
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 16:21, archived)
# Hello I am Antonybrbta1701d the inventor of Invisible Star Trek
and I'd like to challenge the authenticity of this piece of art by user marksimmons1962 on the basis that it is white.

Invisible things do not reflect or project light. This "invisible space" is in fact opaque ultra-visible space.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:31, archived)
# I suppose you want to disband the White Space Party too
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:37, archived)
# IDK what that is and neither does my search engine.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:50, archived)
# Can you dance? Can you recognize white space? Can you celebrate small things without getting all self conscious and having to justify it?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:46, archived)
# I can dance.
Beyond that, you seem to be blithering on in reference to something waaaaaaaay over my head.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:51, archived)
# No I’m not I promise. If you see an abundance of white space, have yourself a white space party. It’s that simple.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:00, archived)
# No idea.
Is it a Nazi-Bowie thing?
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 13:36, archived)
# White Space Matters
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:47, archived)
# I'm sure it does, but it's the opposite of invisible.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 13:51, archived)
# White is the opposite of invisible?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 21:56, archived)
# Yep. Because if it's white, then it's visible.
Or something. I don't know. I give up.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:17, archived)
# You are correct, sir.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:23, archived)
# Kind of.
Invisible things do not reflect or project light. They behave as if they were not there at all, light passes through them.

White is composed of all visible frequencies of light. Key word here is 'visible.' White is kind of the most visible something can be, because it's reflecting or projecting all frequencies of visible light.

An invisible space could not be composed of visible frequencies of light. It would be transparent or dark, like regular space.
Like this:

Innit.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 22:20, archived)
# So it’s gray?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:01, archived)
# No.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:30, archived)
# It's transparent:
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:30, archived)
# Looks gray to me.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 17:38, archived)
# Well that must be the colour of the plastic behind your screen.
Try looking at it from 90 degrees on your Y axis.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 18:03, archived)
# Keep your nose out of my axis.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 20:21, archived)
# Are you sure about this?
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 21:11, archived)
# I am sure that:
The visibility of a thing is defined by its apparent interaction with light (emission, reflection, refraction, distortion, absorption, occlusion, etc.).

An invisible thing does not apparently interact with light at all. It appears transparent, as if it wasn't there.

An invisible universe filled with invisible things would appear to us as black because it would be absent of visible light.

I assume Doppler shifted invisible light remains invisible in invisible space through all invisible time.
(, Thu 14 Apr 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Trolling complete, thank you for your participation.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 12:46, archived)
# I don't feel trolled, I hope you feel enlightened.
(, Fri 15 Apr 2022, 13:38, archived)
# Pah. What's 50 quid between friends?
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 9:37, archived)
# Cameron would be in like Flynn
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 9:40, archived)
# I'm getting a very Dish of the Day from H2G2 vibe here
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 9:44, archived)
# I believe you'll find the country is very tender,
I have been force-feeding it bullshit for months
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 16:22, archived)
# So that's where all the old banknotes go
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 10:46, archived)
# Happy pork is good bacon.
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 12:38, archived)
# R.I.pea

Click for bigger (1224 kb)
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 6:01, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:11, archived)
# Remember the invisible breastfeeding episode when he fell through the bra, classic
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:41, archived)
# And Trigger got a face full
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:15, archived)
#

(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:16, archived)
# I think the only penises this lot are interested in now belong to cartoon boys
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Bollocks?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 17:23, archived)
# Unvisible
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 18:18, archived)
# 0p/b
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:16, archived)
#
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:36, archived)
# Paedos, the lot of 'em...
the lot of 'em...i.imgur.com/WieXeG3.png
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 17:30, archived)
# “To the Batbed!”
XD…XD…XD…
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:32, archived)
# Ahahahaha
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 20:56, archived)
# That's rich coming from someone who's username is only one letter away from PAEDROHIN
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:10, archived)
# OMG :(
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 0:21, archived)
# *offers smelling salts*
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:03, archived)
# is that what you kids call poppers now?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:10, archived)
# What are poppers?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:29, archived)
# Smelling salts.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:30, archived)
# Really?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:38, archived)
# 'Room odoriser' it says on the bottle.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 20:28, archived)
# Technically correct.
Although the odor usually ends up being an oddly unmistakable cocktail of bumhole, bleach and fresh sweat. I suppose room pre-odoriser would be more accurate.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:09, archived)
# Little plastic things full of paper streamers with a string that you pull which sets off a small explosion and fires them into your sexual partners gaping anus
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:15, archived)
# + These are a few of my favourite things
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:21, archived)
# Amyl nitrite
Used to relax the bonus tunnel before brown love. Apparently
(, Wed 13 Apr 2022, 15:21, archived)
# I liked the post of the bloke being wanked off by the monkey, classic b3ta that. Where's rik
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:07, archived)
# That was him m8
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:16, archived)
#
REPENT
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:59, archived)
# alright Black Francis
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:15, archived)
# Cariboooooooooouuu.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 22:01, archived)
# they've run out of ideas I fear
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 11:39, archived)
# Ruh roh

Before stealing this for an NFT consider that I may have placed severely abusive phrases concealed throughout the image.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:13, archived)
# Oh no, not Scrappy
The rot set in there
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:25, archived)
# Yoinks
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 12:52, archived)
# unless Daphne is wearing transparent pantyhose
you forgot to shop the legs!
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:28, archived)
#
She wears opaque pink tights so no i didnt forget. I did miss a tiny triangle of Wilma’s arm though.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 13:37, archived)
# Wilma?!? You have invisible Flintstones in there too?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 14:07, archived)
#
lol autocorrected Velma
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:12, archived)
# Autocorrect people are anti-Germanic
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:25, archived)
# It’s radish culottes
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:18, archived)
# Completely naked, you'd never have known
Jetsons too
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:49, archived)
# Shouldn't you be able to see Daphne's makeup?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:06, archived)
#
Yes
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:43, archived)
# ...and Velma (AKA Wilma) glasses have no arms
4/7 ...do better
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:07, archived)
# Fair.
Also is that half of Scrappy's collar on the bottom left?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 16:55, archived)
# No one wants to talk about Scrappy, let it go
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 23:19, archived)
# although that does explain
why they fall off so easily
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 17:57, archived)
# Nobody mentioned the line at the bottom.
Seriously…WTAF?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:34, archived)
#
Oh yea. That line.
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Android screen-cap virus
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 21:26, archived)
# Probably bindun but still definitely WOT
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:23, archived)
# What did you say?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 8:54, archived)
# Which one is the cover version with a whiff of Yewtree?
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 10:22, archived)
# When Britain was ‘Great’

(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:17, archived)
# MAKE BRITANNIEN GROSS AGAIN
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:43, archived)
# Wasn't this the family that advertised Cocaine and Asbestos Tincture for clearer bile and healthy flatulence
remember to pick up a bottle of infant's whiskey for quieter nights and ruddy cheeks
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 18:28, archived)
#

(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 19:11, archived)
# Called Tolkien apparently.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:03, archived)
# …and everyone who thought otherwise is “part of the fucking problem” apparently :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 20:28, archived)
# *shrug*
I haven’t watched a full episode of South Park in years but I do sometimes watch a clip when I’m having a smoke. Somehow I doubt that it was supposed to be Tolkien all along.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:23, archived)
# SP has still it's moments of "oh no you didn't", not like the (invisible) Simpsons which slacked off a long time ago. this does not include their intros. There is still no Itchy & Scratchie movie (also no Terence and Philip). much less Itchy & Scratchie
Big Mouth was good.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 21:50, archived)
# No of course not. But that didn’t stop them having a character angrily speaking ‘to camera’ calling us all terrible racists :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2022, 23:36, archived)
# I'm not racist, some of my close friends have the brown monkey face
(, Tue 12 Apr 2022, 0:00, archived)

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