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# Doing this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:33, archived)
# My eyes are up here
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:39, archived)
# People always make scary clowns, I’ve tried to make some regular-guy clowns to restore the balance. This is Gary.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:40, archived)
# This is John.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:41, archived)
# IT'S YOU!
CIRCA 2010

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:44, archived)
# I've gotten better at the makeup since then. I mean, it's not at John's level but I'm happy enough with it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 6:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:43, archived)
# Alien Interlude
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:32, archived)
# # In my experience people who complain about there being too much cocks, or X being too cocky, tend to have the most deplorable cock views.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:45, archived)
# I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER 4 U HUN
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:46, archived)
# Yeah….another ugly girl.
Your porn sucks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:48, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:49, archived)
# BAN THIS SICK FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:19, archived)
# We're sorry!
Sometimes we do get it wrong. But that's okay, it's the only way to figure out how to get it right.
(Hunnert Grand be kind to me. I'm new here, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 2:33, archived)
# All cocks taste the same.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:45, archived)
# Like chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:59, archived)
# If chickens taste like cocks, then yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:11, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:02, archived)
# Try a new garnish
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:15, archived)
# That's good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:55, archived)
# It’s advice.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:16, archived)
# garnish is an anagram of “I gnash”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:16, archived)
# Pinch ear by Gnasher
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:38, archived)
# No it Isn't.
But 'garnish is an anagram of “I gnash”' is an anagram of "I, Hogan's sangria shaman, faring."
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:54, archived)
# [corporate mind-blown emoji]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:53, archived)
# No it isn’t.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 0:51, archived)
# Yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:26, archived)
# post it again!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:50, archived)
# :O
Why
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:51, archived)
# it was here twice a few moments ago Ꙭ
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:57, archived)
# I wanted to see how it interacted with the alternate darker gray background
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:04, archived)
# ^ Trué artisté
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:56, archived)
# Comedy is science
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:05, archived)
# This is neither
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:15, archived)
# It is, however, balltomically and pubelistically accurate
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:17, archived)
# three drips per bellend, all is in good order
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:20, archived)
# +working
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:23, archived)
# working three drips per bellend, all is in good order
(I helped save b3ta! gub~gub feeling great at GMT-8, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 7:12, archived)
# 😭😭
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:31, archived)
# even better in night mode
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:19, archived)
# ARRGH !
ingrowing pubes hurtz !!!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:22, archived)
# What's happened to magenta?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:42, archived)
# Transparent alpha channel is the new magenta
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:46, archived)
# Might do all my pictures in #EEEEEE and #DDDDDD from now on
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:50, archived)
# Do em in drop D
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:57, archived)
# EEEEEE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:17, archived)
# I said a hip, hop, the hippie
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:37, archived)
# Great song title.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:54, archived)
# Magenta is but just one of a myriad of penis hues. Apparently.

I didn't this but I added pubical hairs and japanese eye for realism effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 9:42, archived)
# Something about
relief.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Blobby blobby, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:22, archived)
# game of bones
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:16, archived)
# Maybe her leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:21, archived)
# A B3ta original
B3ta penises are far more interesting than politics.
Click for bigger (7 kb)
(elemental50, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:48, archived)
# painting contest
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:53, archived)
# In my experience
people who complain about there being too much politics, or X being too political, tend to have the most deplorable political views.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:55, archived)
# Malcolm X, you mean?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:31, archived)
# Don't get it twisted
That rap shit was his, motherfucker
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:39, archived)
# No I didn't mean that,
but in my experience, people who might complain that Malcolm X was too political would certainly have the most deplorable political views.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:50, archived)
# Malcolm X, you mean, when he changed his views later in life? Hmmmm?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:22, archived)
# Did Malcolm X claim that Malcolm X was too political?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:37, archived)
# Yes…secretly.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:40, archived)
# Hand signals?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:24, archived)
# It's a secret.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:55, archived)
# I take it you’ve never even heard of his interpretive dance cycle, “X Cuse Me Malcolm”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:23, archived)
# Wasn't that by Plastikman?
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:57, archived)
# plastic, man
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:30, archived)
# It won't
click for bigger :(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:04, archived)
# actual size?
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:07, archived)
# Click for bigger (7 cm)
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:13, archived)
# cm- cubic mouthfulls
science
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:17, archived)
# Cubic mouths? Is this something from The Mine Crafts like all the kids are into?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:28, archived)
# It’s like a Toblerone but with an added facet. And without every other piece missing.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:32, archived)
# You are interested in penises…obv.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:12, archived)
# Surely not!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:14, archived)
# Colonel Sanders lightbulb moment
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:22, archived)
# Hahaha fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:25, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:56, archived)
# Is this you?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:49, archived)
# It took me a moment to realise that that's a speech bubble and not his limbless tattooed body.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:53, archived)
# hahaha cannot unsee
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:02, archived)
# Why you spoil this?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:23, archived)
# His name is Mat
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:45, archived)
# Looks like a Dick to me.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:47, archived)
#
NO
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:58, archived)
# WRONG
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 21:15, archived)
# You both are Dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:56, archived)
# whoops

(Blobby blobby, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:01, archived)
# whoops
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:17, archived)
# that's some kink you got there
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:19, archived)
# Too political….behave yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:41, archived)
#

Click for bigger (363 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 16:01, archived)
# Haha.
You loon.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:09, archived)
# it is rather silly, I agree
(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:42, archived)
# “this big collar is really itching my neck, harumpf”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:34, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 0:26, archived)
# this is what could happen if you don't return your shopping cart to the proper location.
twitter.com/MA_News_Videos/status/1550323756559745026
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:33, archived)
# I watched that.
The subtitles are illiterate.
I was waiting for a dramatic Battleship Potemkin moment on the steps.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:17, archived)
# Lemme have a look...
OMG :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:20, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha ominge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:58, archived)
# Maybe they got the subtitles mixed up with this video
youtu.be/zmmEVXG1jy4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:26, archived)
# Whatever it is, he's had enough.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:33, archived)
# Haha two in a row Pedro
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 16:00, archived)
# There goes your £1 deposit
(rogerzilla, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 17:28, archived)
[challenge entry] NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE - ANIMALS IN CHARGE

What if animals were in charge? Would they take us for walks? Would they hunt us for sport? Show us!
(I helped save b3ta! God - smiting mortals since 4004 BC, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:59, archived)
#
youtu.be/C2SkqaCO9c4
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:09, archived)
# Are we allowed to use dall-e
without the karens throwing a hissy-fit?
(Baggenfork, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:26, archived)
# If you have no real talent, then yes…by all means.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:34, archived)
# ok thanks
(Baggenfork, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:50, archived)
# [ha ha] + [top shop] + [clickin dis]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:55, archived)
# TIL
Being prime minister of the UK means having one red eye.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:59, archived)
# And one brown eye, to talk out of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 16:01, archived)
# MacMillan bottom right, don't know the others
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:50, archived)
# They’re ALL MacMillan!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 16:01, archived)
# always has been
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:51, archived)
# Wait I’ve been thinking about this and I think you may have been insulting me but I might be too stupid to realize.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:10, archived)
# XD/
jusssayin
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:58, archived)
# Animals treating humans like animals
Imagine a world where animals treat humans like we treat animals. Show us the joy of curling up on a cats lap and the horror of battery farming. See the entries »
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:39, archived)
# Looking forward to doing the monster pun amnesty again next week, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Good boy!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 18:26, archived)
# I have several problems with this picture.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:26, archived)
# I have at least 3
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 19:30, archived)
# It’s really horrible isn’t it….
….the compo I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:43, archived)
# There's a compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:54, archived)
# Remember the one we did before?
Yeah it’s the same.
Get ready to eat peas all week.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:56, archived)
# I remember when we used to get to vote on the image challenge
It's a fucking dictatorship now
bit political soz
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 22:00, archived)
# there's only one winner now

click to support chihuahuas everywhere
(ozof, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 3:56, archived)
# Vague memory of that, yes, but then
I'd forget my bollocks if I didn't keep them in a bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Special Horses

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 0:49, archived)
# Thirty/Thirty!
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Sat 23 Jul 2022, 1:29, archived)
# 'king George
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Kids today. So mouthy.
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Top of the Chops
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:53, archived)
# Proper Hummus, THX!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:34, archived)
#
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:59, archived)
[challenge entry] This is a Tory Party for Tory people, there’s nothing for you here.
(S4RK perhaps perhaps purrrr..haps., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:14, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:33, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:02, archived)
# hehe :-)
(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:03, archived)
# Alison Steadman is looking well
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:32, archived)
# haha!
Your my wife now Dave (id Cameron)
(Octo I ruin everything., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha!
Oh that is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 15:25, archived)
# Hello, hello. What's going on? What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 20:19, archived)
[challenge entry] When an irredeemable farce meets an unsuitable defect....
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 22:15, archived)
# In the immortal words of Alien Vs Predator
'whoever wins, we lose'
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 22:35, archived)
# Is Rishi meant to look a bit like Andre the Giant?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:53, archived)
# Weird tits and no arms
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:03, archived)
# You're a meanie.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 14:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck you politics
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:11, archived)
# ^this
(and it’s only Thursday)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:48, archived)
# ^that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 21:05, archived)
# This is far too this and far too that.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 22:34, archived)
# And I say it doesn't not go too far enough
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 22:36, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:09, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:10, archived)
# Well said.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 10:54, archived)
# Say what?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:37, archived)
# Well said
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 12:12, archived)
[challenge entry] you PUSHED ME down THE STAIRS!

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:55, archived)
# Neck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:36, archived)
# Sounds
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Burned?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:21, archived)
#
I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:11, archived)
# great!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 22 Jul 2022, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
first thing that came to my mind when i saw this

and I wouldn't trust her to deliver my food either


(razzle, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:35, archived)
# :-)
Deliver Hugh
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:37, archived)
# Deliverpoo
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] afternoon
(I helped save b3ta! b3rnard - ambidextrous & dyslexic, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:13, archived)
# Tugendhat actually looks a bit like pre-breakdown Tony Slattery there
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:24, archived)
# Whose Lie Is It Anyway?
Surely.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:31, archived)
# Tony BLIAR's, obviously
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:45, archived)
# LIES Truss
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:48, archived)
# Liz Truss rhymes with mistrust.
COINCIDENCE??????????? WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:56, archived)
# IS TONTY BLAIR BEHIND THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:00, archived)
# Lionel Blair. And Una Stubbs.
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:15, archived)
# Bloody British
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:09, archived)
# Our version was better.
Jusssssayin'.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:18, archived)
# Yeah, we had Ryan Styles and Colin Mochrie.
Oh.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:27, archived)
# Maybe brb is...
Canadian?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:36, archived)
# Eh?
Ours (the UK) had Peter Cook, Stephen Fry, John Sessions as well as the semi-talented Styles and Mochrie, etc.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 22:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Afternoon b3ta. Bit of a simple one*...
... but having had a quick look around for photos of Truss, and seeing the latest Private Eye cover, I felt they had to be joined.
Private Eye cover on the week Boris Johnson leaves Government. Headline reads
*both image and candidate, obvs.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:34, archived)
# The worst toilet in westminster
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:08, archived)
# pork markets will do that to you
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 15:24, archived)
# She's sitcom thick, isn't she?
Almost unnaturally stupid, like Father Dougal or Trigger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:14, archived)
# Sitcom Thick
Great name for a band
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:47, archived)
# "Yes, I know what a parking meters are"
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:10, archived)
# “It’s worth more than that!”
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:35, archived)
# Too thick for The Thick Of It.
(I helped save b3ta! brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:13, archived)
# Dorries 4 PM
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 17:14, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:04, archived)
[challenge entry] ObligaTory

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(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] New series coming soon......

Very good btw :) Clicked it!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:27, archived)
# A collection of Turds would at least release a useful gas over time :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 11:49, archived)
#
gas stench
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 14:10, archived)
# Nice
And sadly true
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:24, archived)
# Hah, nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:41, archived)
[challenge entry] "I don't have any working class friends"
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:49, archived)
# Rishi Rishi :-)
(Octo I ruin everything., Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:15, archived)
# So 21st century
that someone having had a successful career is seen as a negative.
(Baggenfork, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:43, archived)
# So 21st century . . .
. . . To laugh at the fact you have no working class friends. Piss off Baggenfork, the man's a twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:54, archived)
# Not having any working class friends is something he should be proud of.
I don't have any.
Every working class person I have had the misfortune to meet has been a disgusting untermenschen.
(Baggenfork, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 11:05, archived)
#
"I've met three Bulgarians ever, and they've all been twats, so it's reasonable to assume that everyone from that country is a twat. And don't even get me started on The Coloureds."
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 11:53, archived)
# black white blue green pink with purple dots
funny tinge
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:41, archived)
# I've never met any Bulgarians
but intensive research leads me to believe they're all twats
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 19:02, archived)
# Being a shit troll is something you should be embarrassed about, shit troll.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:42, archived)
# You don't have any friends?
Hmmmm🤔
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:51, archived)
#
working class person arsehole who thinks they're better than anyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:25, archived)
#
career marriage
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 10:59, archived)
# haha
Yeah, the fact that her father was a billionaire had nothing to do with his love of money!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 11:15, archived)
# I know, right.
I bet The Krays would be seen as cunts nowadays, even though they made loads of money for themselves. #gbnews
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:54, archived)
# Very rich parents
top public school -- Oxford -- Stanford -- job at Goldman Sachs, where his first pay cheque was probably more than most people earn in a year.

Yeah, a real grafter.
(rogerzilla, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:16, archived)
# How poor does an MP have to be, before they can say they truly understand and represent their constituents?
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:10, archived)
# How many roads must a man walk down
Before you call him a man?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:28, archived)
# Fewer shaming of the limb disadvantaged pls
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:33, archived)
# We can rebuild them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 13:46, archived)
# Will they come?
FOD
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 18:37, archived)
# Heh. That video clip should ruin his chances...
... but you know it won't :/
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Pooh
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 16:15, archived)
# WOO!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 18:30, archived)
# Fighting them off with a shitty stick you will be
(rogerzilla, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 16:07, archived)
# oh this is good
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 0:49, archived)
# HAHAHA
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 8:48, archived)
# I'm sorry...
but I do not like image that tries to appears in my head when the word SQUIRT is used anywhere near Johnson's name. Just no. *shudders*
(also, hah!)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 12:48, archived)
# Is it deliberate or happy accident that
'cons' is French for 'cunts'.
(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:07, archived)
# It's a happy accident that
cons is short for conservative.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 20:59, archived)
# squit
shurely
(ozof, Thu 21 Jul 2022, 23:52, archived)
# Nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Crocodile Rock
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 16:12, archived)
# YEAH!
(Octo I ruin everything., Wed 20 Jul 2022, 18:04, archived)
# Ha ha
Fuck yeah 😎
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 19:08, archived)
# Man has seizure while fisting crocodile?!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 22 Jul 2022, 0:57, archived)
# Sorry Flumper.

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(yeswehavenopasties, Wed 20 Jul 2022, 6:35, archived)

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