It has to be front page on all papers for AT LEAST the next month, just in case someone is in a temporary coma
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:57,
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on the plus side, must be a couple of bank holidays in the offing
one for the funeral, one to do charles (mΓ©nage Γ ) iii
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:07,
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And it seems to me, she lived her life, like a monarch on a throne
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 22:05,
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Streck aus deinem heißen gelockten
Welcome to the First Church of Appliantology
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:21,
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Mach es sehr schnell
Rein und raus
Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer
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Fri 9 Sep 2022, 8:52,
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Bis es spritzt, spritzt, spritzt, spritzt
Feuer
I want to be witness to her last whispered racisms and doubts over my parentage
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:14,
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An evil racist pederast greeting an evil thieving fraud in an imaginary land only believed in by perverted primitive savages.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:43,
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AI art is fun, but don't let it cheapen the work of talented artists
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 21:59,
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She's completely fine, move along, nothing to see here.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:10,
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they have put her back into the brine tank for another 6 months
It is incredibly risky and her body might liquefy at this point but the palace has no shame
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:18,
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As a work in progress it's at an early stage, but as an idea it's long overdue.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:40,
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is Erik doing so badly that the 80 year old former manager needs to be recalled?
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:58,
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* I'm not home so knocked this up on my phone
but I think it's more than a coincidence
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:51,
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does anyone here have any experience defending legal threats from prince charles
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:54,
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Small fish in a big pond
Hope it's not this prince's legal team :(
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:58,
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Hope it's not this prince's legal team :(
I thought Her Maj had just put one of her fingers in Dumbledore’s cursed ring
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:04,
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Elizabeth had been dead for over 15 years when this photograph was taken
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:35,
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Technically she'd been dead since 1987 but according to official records she was only dead when they hollowed out her body and made her walk with capsela
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:14,
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Queen Elizabeth's favourite memory was a very private moment
One of her corgis had just done a shit on one of her slippers and there were no stewards around so she was able to give that little fucker a solid hoof up the butthole
We know this after her memory banks were hacked and distributed in 2003
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:41,
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We know this after her memory banks were hacked and distributed in 2003
When HP sauce wrote "by order of the queen" it didn't mean she liked to eat it
When her body was first carved out to make space for the android exoskeleton they left a few of the original neurons to trigger pleasure by adding a small dab of HP on her spinal chord
While many consider this to be a small mercy, most workers in the palace wanted to install the pain chip
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:48,
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While many consider this to be a small mercy, most workers in the palace wanted to install the pain chip
The pope has been quoted as saying "The queen of ulster? I hardly knew er!"
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:49,
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Everyone please now observe an indefinite amount of silence as 300 years worth of built up farts slowly escape Her Madge's Vadge
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:50,
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I don't want to be disrepecful but it's pretty fucked up how they drained Freddy Mercury's love for life just to power the queen's rotting corpse for almost 6 years before they finally hollowed her out and installed some hydraulics
He was left more hollow than she was in a lot of ways
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:09,
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they slammed him with those knockout drugs so they could steal his boogie
guess who took the blame (it wasn't the queen)
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:01,
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A lot of people criticise her for her nazi past but she never personally choked anyone out despite what the story says she only ordered it and watched
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:23,
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I don't know gronkpan, it's pretty common knowledge she used to necklock Diana until she blacked out
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:32,
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"Ooh look it's the povvo's princess, get that gaudy necklace off her and fetch her over here"
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:39,
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It is important to contextualise this by explaining that Charles really enjoys his hamburgers
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:48,
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Plus he brings a lot of tradition and history to bear on it, which is great
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:42,
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That bitch would just choke right out though, eh? You couldn't help but laugh.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:42,
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"Conform or die you hussy!" she screamed into Diana's ear as Diana blacked out
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:40,
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she was trained to do this on her dogs for practice by her security detail
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 17:02,
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Hello lamp post, here's my scrotum
I've come to turn you into a Totem
Pole with all these dead baboons
And an enormous screaming mongoose!
I've got bad deeds to do like buggering a sheep
My victims are piled in a juddering heap
The policemen can try but they'll never catch me
I'm a cavorting blooodstained pervert!
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:09,
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I've come to turn you into a Totem
Pole with all these dead baboons
And an enormous screaming mongoose!
I've got bad deeds to do like buggering a sheep
My victims are piled in a juddering heap
The policemen can try but they'll never catch me
I'm a cavorting blooodstained pervert!
Joke from a previous job
Why don't auditors stare out of the window in the morning?
Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:12,
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Because, if they did, they'd have nothing left to do in the afternoon.
How can you tell when a bookkeeper is an extrovert?
When speaking with you, they look down at your shoes.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:30,
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Genuine question...
How many auditors does it take to change a lightbulb?
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:48,
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Perhaps it's just apophenia but the centre and centre left are spot on.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:44,
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I know I know
One is stolen, and the other one has stolen components.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 14:22,
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yeah. I was considering that.
might change it later.
And by later, I mean now.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 19:35,
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And by later, I mean now.
In the US blunts are rolled using the wrapper and binder leaves from a cigar, so they always contain tobacco.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:21,
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I thought the cuntery code was +44. That's the prefix to dial if you want to talk to cunts.
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Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:13,
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No wonder she forgot about Dre this morning
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 12:07,
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Well I have to say that's refreshing and encouraging. Cheese is a source of renewable energy.
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 19:57,
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If I eat too much my cheeks get warm. It's a weird sensation
No one I've ever spoken too gets the same reaction.
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:05,
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Too much strong aged cheese used to make me sweat
(before The Falklands obviously)
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:24,
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I assume the 'Never trust a tory' merchandising people are making adjustments to their documents now
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 19:51,
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Clinton stain, surely.
I know she later turned Republican, but still, enough with the victim blaming.
Clinton was a sexual predator, a rapist, and a psychopathic manipulator. Lewinsky was a 22 year old intern who got slut-shamed by all sides.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:16,
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Clinton was a sexual predator, a rapist, and a psychopathic manipulator. Lewinsky was a 22 year old intern who got slut-shamed by all sides.
Are you suggesting by this that we weren't truly fucked until this point?
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 3:16,
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It speaks volumes of the hard-left that an unflattering photograph of this woman at some kind of event
is probably going to garner her significantly more notoriety than her fucking backwards stance on gay rights and abortion.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 9:01,
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Women's rights are important of course, including the threatened right to abortions, but otherwise yes it's the case that tens of thousands of people dying in pain and suffering while waiting months for operations or days for ambulances is slightly more important than the self promotion of homosexual activists.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 9:39,
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Also slightly more important than an unflattering photograph, no?
I mean, unless we're suddenly judging somebody's potential performance based solely on how photogenic they are? Seems like something the Tabloids would do.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 9:52,
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For goodness sake, we're not "judging somebody's potential performance based solely on how photogenic they are", we're hating her because she is a hateful shit and thousands of the sick and elderly are going to die in suffering because she is a hateful shit.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 10:14,
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Not entirely sure that was the message conveyed by Chumps' post.
But whatevs.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 10:42,
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Yes indeed. Never come across so much self-loving "me me me me" in all my life. Of course homosexuals have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry. No-one should stop homosexuals from marrying and they should have all other equal rights. Of course. But that's it, homosexuality is not otherwise in the slightest bit interesting or important. Really, literally everything else is more important. Everything.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:08,
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No, I'm a fighter for children's rights in places such as Gaza. Crazy how little press the tortured children have. But my goodness me if you try to stop the children from being tortured you get shouted down. How dare you care for them instead of me me me me? It's relentless it really is.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:25,
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TIL the opposite of gay is childrens' rights activist.
I think that people who clumsily bring up their dislike of homosexuals are almost certainly gay themselves, and, for whatever reason, wish that they weren't.
You should give it a try, Boo. Live your best life.
x
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:58,
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You should give it a try, Boo. Live your best life.
x
Well the white power community is almost exclusively made up of latent Africans.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:32,
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Being gay in Palestine sounds a right laugh.
When you say "fighter for children's rights", you mean social media arguments, don't you?
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 15:21,
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"You're not in the slightest bit interesting or importAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnt"
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:24,
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Yes. I am an activist for children's rights, especially those hurt, orphaned and traumatised in Gaza and other war zones. Yes, the deliberate stamping on the needy children by the me me me me of male homosexual activists is a very real problem that leads to a silencing of the people who are trying to help the children. Not lesbian women, who are strongly involved in my experience in children's rights. Male homosexuals are not in any trouble at all, they are fine. They are not living in trauma and horror. Good! I wish them no harm. So it's nasty that the homosexual men - not women - noticeably and demonstrably do harm to children by demanding all the attention. Big difference in practice between lesbians and homosexual men by the way. Lots of lesbians in the fight for children's rights. Homosexual men? me! me! me! me! All the fucking time.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:37,
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Absolutely seriously, what you've written here is delusional and you are absolutely capable of recognizing that. Not all heterosexual males think and act the same, therefore not all homosexual males think and act the same. You know this.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:40,
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I see. You seem to be repeating yourself quite a lot now.
Can you please elaborate on what form this "deliberate stamping on the needy children" by "the homosexual men" takes? Are all gay men literally going round and stamping on underage victims of war?
You previously stated that homosexuals have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry. Since any sane person reading your post would interpret it as a) abuse and b) bigotry, you appear to be a hypocrite.
In addition, it's quite an achievement to contribute to a swagatha christie sub-thread and make him look like the less unhinged beaker.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:47,
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You previously stated that homosexuals have the right to be free from abuse and bigotry. Since any sane person reading your post would interpret it as a) abuse and b) bigotry, you appear to be a hypocrite.
In addition, it's quite an achievement to contribute to a swagatha christie sub-thread and make him look like the less unhinged beaker.
Hold on, are you just a straight-up troll? Fucking cudos if so, you had me.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:11,
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I thought trolls were supposed to make other people look ridiculous, though.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:50,
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If homosexual activists attacked you, would you try to beat them off?
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:39,
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"Hard-left"?
The Overton window has moved so far to the right that Genghis Khan would be derided for his woke bullshit
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 12:58,
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It's not funny, you'll never be able to make a right turn now, travel is about to get complicated.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:47,
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My fav, but also
76702FE5B170497DA690F63406480949.jpeg &
6A99CD58DAF346DCBB7C5E7580F541D4.jpeg
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 18:36,
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6A99CD58DAF346DCBB7C5E7580F541D4.jpeg
6/13 sorry for missing posts mum's basement got flooded with incel semen
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:41,
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11/13 mum's passed out drunk again, must have lost her crack pipe
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:00,
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CUNT
I LOVE SAYING CUNT SO MUCH
ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE WOMEN
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:16,
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ββββββββββββββββββββ ββββββ βββ
I LOVE SAYING CUNT SO MUCH
ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE WOMEN
You don’t have the guts to post 13 threads.
A-I cats are shit anyway.
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 18:09,
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I just post to entertain, not compete.
I donβt post (antagonistically) 13 pictures just for attention and ill-gained clicks.
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:48,
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an oldie from olden times really
who lost their password and the associated email account is long since perished. Thought I'd finegle my way back in and cause some mischief while I try and figure out GIMP :)
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:20,
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Ok welcome back….push a button…A-I some kittens melted into a chair.
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Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:27,
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Very few discerning people will ever own this Career of Truss in Cats Tea Towel
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Tue 6 Sep 2022, 18:53,
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Yes! Thanks for that, genuinely interesting. I've seen similar anomalies, recurring themes that seem to appear in Craiyon independent of prompts.
I also found a phrase that produces a consistent aesthetic of its own, like an imaginary art movement. There's no way I've stumbled over the only phrase that works in that way, there must be plenty of others.
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