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[challenge entry] They found Liz Truss just in time for local radio
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:53, archived)
# Yes
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:47, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:44, archived)
# I see her regicide has been covered up
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 15:57, archived)
# Dynamite with a laser beam
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:48, archived)
# Miss Liz, in the Palace with the nerve agent
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Prat-fished

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(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:48, archived)
# heh-heh!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:09, archived)
# Good morning Pedro
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
# Hello, mo'!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:23, archived)
# You spelled my name a little bit right again! Thank you :)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:24, archived)
# :)
I am realizing how sensitive you can be about the expression of your nom-de-pixel in textual form
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:25, archived)
# You know I don't really care :) But I do notice!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:29, archived)
# 'triggered' is the term
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:30, archived)
# mofaha, I swear that wasn't me on a different browser!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:30, archived)
# I believe you, because I know Hortense personally, and we had a cup o' joe together in the Starbucks in Target
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:33, archived)
# Awesome! I was just telling Ana, Naomi & Drew about how many famous people you know.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
# No Pedro, they know me, not the other way around.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:49, archived)
# ahhh....
So when you're standing next to the Pope, people ask, "who is that cunt standing next to mofaha?".
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:12, archived)
# arseboon dilbaro
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 19:22, archived)
# That's a terrible thing to say about Frannie
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:31, archived)
# Tell that cunt he still owes Pedro a fiver
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:46, archived)
# Would you give a guy a foot bath?
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 0:17, archived)
# Sure, why not
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 0:18, archived)
# ok but Fran can do it wearing that dress thing and still look holy
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 2:22, archived)
# I can wear a dress if u want
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 2:25, archived)
# I'm more into the hat but it's a bit niche
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 2:36, archived)
# catfishing i get, gaslighting is a silly expression though
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
# Sounds like what happens when I get into bed at night.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
# Is this an admission, a cry for help, or a boast?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:31, archived)
# all three?
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Cheeky
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:10, archived)
# Smooth stroke.
Would watch.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:11, archived)
# !
Peadoclown
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:55, archived)
# The clown is called Bubbles
So it's basically predicting Michael Jackson
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
# You're definitely on a list now.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:45, archived)
# toss card
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 17:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Does this count ?

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(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 3:58, archived)
# No one can steal your picture of a man in a room.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 11:24, archived)
# looking at the wall-hanging stage-right, one word comes to mind...
BOLLOCKS
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 14:26, archived)
# (stage left...)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:23, archived)
# Oops
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 16:32, archived)
# I knew that, but i was stupid for a second
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 2:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this I think it should win the compo

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(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Partners in crime
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Now this I like
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:26, archived)
# Ooh, Janet Ellis
Back in a few minutes
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:14, archived)
# A++ for topicality
(, Sun 2 Oct 2022, 15:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The sandwich interrogation.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:03, archived)
# Murder me like one of your heads of state
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:21, archived)
# It seems that after visiting the Palace, he dropped in on Chequers as well...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:12, archived)
# Go Compare
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:59, archived)
# Why do things get in a muddle?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:21, archived)
# ?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:23, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:53, archived)
# Maybe all the AI stuff should go in a special AI thread in offtopic....
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Or maybe not
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
#
AI thread in offtopic....
museum
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:34, archived)
# MoAIS
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:29, archived)
# Oh gosh.
I'm offended. Probably.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:49, archived)
# Have a chat with rob
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:35, archived)
# hot mods are waiting for your call
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:50, archived)
#
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# "This is pop corn! I asked for cock porn!"
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:07, archived)
#
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#

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:28, archived)
# In all seriousness, most of it is in this one post, so it's easy to hide
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:09, archived)
# Manners
unlike people who do three or four new thread reposts in a row whenever they feel the board could do with a jolly good ticking over
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:11, archived)
# You are a genius
Crying out for intervention.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:26, archived)
# Oh hai Pedro
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:19, archived)
# Pedro is not amused.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:34, archived)
#
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# Actual lol at this, because it's so horrid/ pathetic
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:12, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:38, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:38, archived)
# GAHHH!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:37, archived)
# Token of appreciation
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:27, archived)
# Unstable Diffusion
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:36, archived)
# I don't know
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:40, archived)
# Oh hai Louis Wain
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:32, archived)
# It's my Freshman year Spanish teacher!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:39, archived)
# etc
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:36, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 17:57, archived)
# One drumstick short of a roast.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:27, archived)
# Rick Allen?
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)
# {:-)
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 10:53, archived)
# Ooh nice toys
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:45, archived)
# WHOAH!
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:40, archived)
#

(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 21:01, archived)
# I did invisible mofaha AI cat. It took ages.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:29, archived)
# Good effort.
You might have missed 3 or 4 spots, but not to worry.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:36, archived)
# it's harder than It looks
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:42, archived)
# This is not a troll post!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:38, archived)
# If AI could do gorns, it might look something like this...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:57, archived)
# Or this

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:09, archived)
# so smug
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:39, archived)
# If London Weekend Television could make gorns funny, it might look nothing like this...
it might look nothing like this...
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:21, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:22, archived)
# Instead of a cat face, a gorn face
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:47, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:35, archived)
# as above
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:47, archived)
# plus hands and an arm.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:25, archived)
# I think craiyon can do gorns ok. Maybe you need to click the button harder.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:11, archived)
# It can't.
It sees the nostrils as eyes and generally ignores the top of the head, so they look like ninja turtles.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:23, archived)
# Even better
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:37, archived)
# It doesn't see or interpret anything. It responds to text prompts. With practice it's often possible to figure out how to make the kind of pictures you want.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:53, archived)
# but just typing in "funny gorn" is not going to get you anatomically accurate space monsters
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:59, archived)
#
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# I like this.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:15, archived)
# Nostrils for eyes.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:16, archived)
# Coat hangers for mouths
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:32, archived)
# Also, they are peas with legs
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:47, archived)
# Raphael and Usagi
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:27, archived)
# Or, rather than being content with a mashed up Ben Grim ninja turtle, you could draw/manipulate it yourself.
.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:18, archived)
# Good advice. Thank you.

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:32, archived)
# I'm not sure that's anatomically accurate,
but I don't want to research reptile genitalia right now.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:45, archived)
# Cloacas all the way down
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:35, archived)
# no brb, I couldn't
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:15, archived)
# Alright, the DWP
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:26, archived)
# ^^^This
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:08, archived)
# Instead of a child, gorn. Childgorn.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 23:32, archived)
# *croons* 'When a child is Gorn"
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 8:09, archived)
# but if I could, I would still find this fun
"rather than being content" hahaha god forbid
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:36, archived)
[challenge entry] "Just leave it Chas! He's not worth it!"


don't know how to do a double compo entry.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 15:47, archived)
# security restrains Ed Sheeran fan
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:14, archived)
# Extinction Rebellion protester glues himself to King Charles
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:44, archived)
[challenge entry] King Charles The Giant
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:33, archived)
# So there it is - you're ninj's sock puppet
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 22:41, archived)
# the cunt deleted it
EDIT: better put a pic here so I don't get b&
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:14, archived)
# This one is better
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:15, archived)
# Oh no!
I’m lagging a bit here, I’ve already forgotten what it was
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:21, archived)
# Tank Girl
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:28, archived)
# Haha I have no idea if you’re messing with me
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:32, archived)
# Fucking INTENSE
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:34, archived)
#

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#
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# Hey Aqualung
Drying in the cold sun.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:46, archived)
# It's my favorite misheard lyric pic.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
# Good lord I was messed up last night
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:06, archived)
# It all makes more sense that way.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:14, archived)
# INVISIBLE GRAGGLE
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:22, archived)
# Ross Kemp On Anism
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:24, archived)
# I’m on my phone here, I thought it was Alan Sugar, I was wondering what had been shopped.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:25, archived)
# Yes, he's working himself up to the bit where he yells 'you're fired' and then ejects the unsuccessful apprentice from the room with a high pressure stream of ejaculate.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:31, archived)
# I think in the American version they just shoot them in the face
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:07, archived)
# With Jizz
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:28, archived)
# When you're famous they let you do it.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:36, archived)
# Can we get all these pink dong pix in one place?
(asking for a friend)
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:26, archived)
# Yes
b3ta.com/board
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:44, archived)
# At one time there were CDC threads it took days to scroll through. We actually lost people in some of them.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:09, archived)
# nohaha ai shit again, right?*
*Nice edit.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:19, archived)
# Hello. I'm a chicken. Do you like my hat?

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 12:19, archived)
# Oh man, I wish someone would upload a bunch of AI shit cats.
That’s what this place really needs.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:05, archived)
# So grumpy
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 18:17, archived)
# You’ll see…
…very soon you will all tire of seeing the same AI style pics. It doesn’t matter the subject, they all look the same…like some dumb kids did some paintings. Well la-dee-da….enjoy the new b3ta.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 20:47, archived)
# And gorns and invisible simpsons.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Men Behaving Badly
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 22:37, archived)
# Oh, well rip to that thread
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:14, archived)
# *PAGING SWAGATHA CHRISTIE*
(, Fri 30 Sep 2022, 15:09, archived)
[challenge entry] That Windsor male pattern baldness got to Prince George very early
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:13, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:18, archived)
# With Aardman teeth too
Cracking toast Grommit
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:21, archived)
# William Hague
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 7:16, archived)
# Will young.
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 18:24, archived)
# Gornornornornorn gornornorn gornornorn, ra-a-a-a-aaaah
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:53, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 22:58, archived)
# AI really struggles with gorn faces doesn't it.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:02, archived)
# As we all do.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:05, archived)
# Can't argue with a genius

🤷‍♂️
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:20, archived)
# This is hate speech!
MODS!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:02, archived)
# FACT! Gorns = FUCKLIFT
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:21, archived)
# You have paid the price for your lack of vision!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 19:15, archived)
[challenge entry] Lads on Tour

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(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:34, archived)
# I'm a reposting cunt. Hoorah.

(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:38, archived)
# Does anyone know skillz to remove an image tag?
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:04, archived)
#
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:16, archived)
#
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#

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#
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#

(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:21, archived)
[challenge entry] I used to have the skillz to do things like this, not any more though.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding dong, your money's gone
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 18:46, archived)
# what took you so long
Been waiting for this
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)
# I felt all the other pink dong guys breathing down my neck, racing to finish this one.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:47, archived)
# -this one
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:01, archived)
# Sounds to me like you were in the middle of a bukkake circle
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:18, archived)
# hahah!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:01, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 22:55, archived)
# ahahahaha
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:28, archived)
# Nice grip.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:23, archived)
# Her husband ends up in the A&E 2-3 times per year.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:15, archived)
# Hey Liz, don't forget to
Cup the balls...........
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 21:11, archived)
# I feel so dirty
I keep looking at Liz's boobs wobble as she dings that dong
(, Thu 29 Sep 2022, 12:36, archived)
# Worst invisibility ever!
I did invisible to Comic Book Guy (Jeffrey Albertson) from The Simpsons and worst invisibility, it doesn't mean that's the worst invisible edit, but that's the Comic Book Guy's catchphrase.

Please don't put me "Naughty stepped" for this, this is NOT a troll posting.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 18:11, archived)
# I expected more from you Anthonyb3ta70100
But frankly, I'm disappointed.
Again.
:(
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:11, archived)
# it's because of that red dot above the enck he "forgot" to make invisible?
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:28, archived)
# It's more than that.
Anthonyb3ta70100 showed such promise, but sadly never realised his full potential.
Turns out he was just really shit after all :(
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:42, archived)
# Terrible bullying of Anthonyb3ta70100, the best user on this board.
I love your work, Anthonyb3ta70100, you're the best! Don't let the trolls get to you. X
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:32, archived)
# I had high hopes.
But life is cruel sometimes.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 21:46, archived)
# The mods certainly are. I would have thought that an original idea like invisible simpsons deserves at least 10 FPs.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:33, archived)
# 10 front pages per second
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:19, archived)
# It's not kind to put so much pressure on him.
Maybe if everyone was a little nicer to Anthonyb3ta70100 he would grace us more often with his delightful invisible simpsons pictures which are pictures of the famous 'simpsons' family only the simpsons family are invisible in his pictures.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:28, archived)
# Classic Anthonyb3ta70100!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 0:20, archived)
# May Death Darken Your Door Tonight.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 1:24, archived)
# Jokes are always better when over-explained.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 9:58, archived)
# You disappoint me, Anthony.
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 14:22, archived)
[challenge entry] What's green and turns.... Pfffzzzztttttt !!!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:43, archived)
# MISS BIGGY
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:05, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooo!
(very good!)
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:10, archived)
# so that's what happens after the legs get eaten
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:59, archived)
# vglol
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:29, archived)
# Observe the tentacles of fluff! Behold their glory!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:01, archived)
# I can't break my gaze
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:23, archived)
# I can't break my glaze
Hell of a tough doughnut, I must say.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:27, archived)
# doughnuts with forcefields
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:56, archived)
# war without tears
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:20, archived)
# she's so confident
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:28, archived)
# whoa
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:42, archived)
# Underwater squirrel!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:43, archived)
# Cthulhu needs a shave
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:47, archived)
# i, for one, welcome our new fluffy tentacled overlords
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 13:49, archived)
# That’s nuts!
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 14:23, archived)
# Hah, it'll give Dug nightmares.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 15:39, archived)
# Bit of a weird theme to my day.
But I've decided I would like fluffy dancing ears.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:12, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 16:40, archived)
# These are good and you should feel good.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:19, archived)
# <faints>
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:03, archived)
# Teh cuteness
*asplodes*
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 20:46, archived)
# I like this
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:27, archived)
# beautiful
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 17:58, archived)
# David Attenborough would like a quick word.
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 19:46, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Tue 27 Sep 2022, 23:01, archived)
# Squidward & Sandy had a kid!
(, Wed 28 Sep 2022, 16:59, archived)

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