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# .

Hex edit to customise your twatshoop palette here
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# you
bumbishop!!
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# i'm a silly
noggin....

(nevermore!)
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# tattyshop 6
related houpla!
tattyshop 7 might still be in the office - DHAC, you about mate?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Oh
you!
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I'm
giving up now

(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# wooyay!
did human descent give you his photoshopping factory?
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# That is some nice shopping up there.
what happened to HD?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Evening Mr Z
Tis nice to have his influence to fall back on !....and I asked the same thing not long ago ....
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hey up
he was definitely a good influence, and soon may he return...

crikey, i see i've missed a damn good night on the board. this is for everyone:
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Can I
just I have been mightyly impressed with your shoppage of late Mr Z...top stuff !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# *blush*
thanks mate, and right back atcha you front page machine, you :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Seriously.......
dont know how I get away with it !!
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Is she married?
I want her for my wife please...
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# does your wife like
mad freaky 50's (20's? fuck knows) charlston-type dancers then?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# woo yay tedmus
you sure are on form tonight! :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Thanks :)
appreciated !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# When we're not looking...

/edit, just a tiny bit smaller, and a wee fewer colours...
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# This'll put an end to his antics!...

And woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# his license is a mess....
just one more point and it's gone!
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# woot!
I thought he was going to eat a little birdie!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# woo to you with knobs on
we shall meet sir, on the hustings.
(martian, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# YAY!
(dernuke - ARTCRAP, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Popt_art or Hugo Rune
you around ?

Popt_art posted an audio poem yesterday and asked people to make summat of it.

Well I spent the majority of today learning acid pro (thanks to Munkt0n) and have come up with my first ever PC created loop style techno track. Based of course on miss _art's poem.

not a long track.........2.67mb

www.lskerton.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Rdance.mp3

It is called Raindance......somewhat obviously when you listen.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# nice
a bit little fluffy clouds-ish
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Was
that Orbital?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# close
the orb
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:02, archived)
# Thread jack, (sorry koit)
Has anyone ever seen reasonablyclever.com
You can make yourself into a Lego person
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# bit of a GC
i think - but still nice.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# yes
i think it was on the board not 2 hours ago. seriously. has anyone ever seen this?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# thats
not bad to say you learned acid 2day.
its the coolest programe for fucking shit up with.
it's good for useing like a multitrack to its easyer to use than qbase but the effect on acid are pony.

(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# lol
that should be their slogan.. "acid - it's good for fucking shit up"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# works on so many levels :)
Acid does indeedily rock a lot. Muchly in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i agree
did a similar rush job on alfies meme trumps site with the theme tune gogo megamix
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Aye
got the prog at about 11:00 this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:57, archived)
# very good mate
mellow techno flava mixed with a modern drum'n'bass overtune - infused with german speedcore :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# glad someone's carrying forward the speedcore torch...
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:17, archived)
# I
like that !

Very mellow :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# bring out the memewaggon...
ay... ay... leave it ah kid
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# damn
thats cool
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# shit
whats the point of posting anything after a brilliant post like the one b4 this?

i ought to save up all my tattyshops till 5 in the mornin. that'd show 'em...

nice one bitchpapa :)
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# answer....
because its there.
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:45, archived)
# nice
fresh fresh fresh

they need a canoe!
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# add a shark!
and a helecopter!!

woot a root toot!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# very nice
w y - a lorralorra work there.

I'm retiring and going for the easier shops in future - like the one I'm about to post.
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Ladies and Gentlemen!...I proudly present.....

...the Tallest Post in the World!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# um......
ill be the first...

*ahem*


size?

but its sooooo good....
(Bob formerly known as aventiz, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Nah
He's checked with Fnord about long, thin things....
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# 50 k
not bad...tall - but not "big"
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# It's only 53k.
.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# yeah
I just posted my pic and you've already spazzed it to the bottom. >:O
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# it has onlt taken the postion of one post...
yours must have been at the bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i was refering to scrolling
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# sorry!
won't do it again...(or will I?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# I'd guess its smaller
than most of the animated gifs in size, and its not going to knock more posts off the board than any other, so why the hell not?


WOO FUCKING YAY FUCKING HOUPLA
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# That's utterly
captivating. Woo you! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# quick
get the champers to pour on the top
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# That is fucking class!
you rock phenomenon, you.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Wahey!

(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# you uttter swine!
that's long.
(yes yes I know you could read that in many ways).
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# but
it's what you do with it that counts, right? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# egg
zacckerly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# small
but perfectly formed

;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# in fact
not quite so small

but maybe formed more perfectly
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# there's one biiiiig problem with that
i have to watch it for far too long. i really like it.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:59, archived)
# I know
I spent ages watching it once it was finished!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# it is sooooo beautiful.
ou are, as ever, the man, rogan.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:11, archived)
# well, some say I'm quite tall...
oh.. oh i see. Yay - he looks like he has a little jumper on! - he's very cute. Now you have to make him dance, and play the piano...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# hey
it's not easy doing this stuff in 15x13 you know! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I wasn't gonna reply
to that but Rogan beat me to it.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Rogan beat you to not replying?
he's a sly one... I think?
How are you my good sir?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Knackered, Miss.
Off for zeds in a bit 'cos of lack of hummus. Yersel'?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I'm ok - any news
on the job front?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:00, archived)
# may I also join this general "ellowitchy" session?
haven't caught you recently... (you really do the graveyard shift here these days, don't you?)
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:01, archived)
# ooh look,
you've scared him now..Witchy?
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Nowt scares me apart from
letters from the DHSS saying 'we can't pay you this week' :)

Must sleep now on account of being knackered. Night pep/chaotic/everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:08, archived)
# I am one of the least scary people I know!
He's just buggered off up to the top of the board...

edit - or possibly to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 1:09, archived)
# haha
I likes it
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# thought it was never going to end...
(I helped save b3ta! Coprolite, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# I could have made it longer....
but too sleepy...next time...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# go on....
frontpage it...see what happens... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# badoom tischhh
can't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# chaotic
you have m3ssag3
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# loon!
front page this now! ;)

*edit* ooh, mindpiss
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# w
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(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Fucking hell!
That's unpossible!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# simply the best
nobody does it better
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:46, archived)
# hehe
supergood!
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# your
gay.

Sorry, I mean "You're a GOD".
(_, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# I wish I had a tall enough monitor
that's groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# If
this
becomes
a
bandwagon
then
we're
all
in
trouble
expecially
those
of
us
without
scrolling
mouse
wheel
thingies!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Elephants
Rock!

One almighty Woo(f) Yay to you
(the_invisible_dog, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:53, archived)
# I know thats beautiful
However it'll never get front paged due to the fact that it takes up more than the front page and people would have to get longer monitors.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# that is just so excellent..
(I helped save b3ta! bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I think that's
very very good..... and long..... and narrow.... and I wish i'd done it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that is woo!

definately off to bed now:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# I
would.

/sad
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:58, archived)
# i love frivolous lawsuits

clicky for biggy
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# In the words of Homer J
It's funny because it's true
(Dr Spam, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# when did McDonalds start selling food?
easy defence for that one.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Something
Awful...?
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# no
I made this today, the idea to use the AMD ad as a style came from there.
(I helped save b3ta! Allanon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# saddam
(X, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Pringles anyone?
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# wo eva
.
(X, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# oh oh oh Delila?
* ahem* sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# wo eva
i'll do wo i wan'
/cartman
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:36, archived)
# ooohhhhh....
I see....
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Y
Y
Y

Delilah?
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:50, archived)
# doh!
I hate him anyway, so like, yeah. That's my excuse. I was y'know, making a point. umm...
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:56, archived)
# should you not
enter it for the competition?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# It'll end in tears...
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# ha!
ha ha!

and ha!

I was really not expecting that.

Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# ouch!
nice bone-work there! bloody flying kids!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Had this in my head all day
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# scary chap
ps anyone got a good picture of dave bowman?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# bowie
?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# bowman
chap in the orange suit in 2001.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# i very
nearly said 'starman' instead of bowie :)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# the mongy one
out of slade?
(I helped save b3ta! cr4, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# can i smell tizer on your breath?
dave hill? nononononoono dave bowman, tsk, you people, not a sciffy bone in your bodies ;)
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# not this
dave bowman then?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# if only!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# His quotes are great!
"You Do Best What You Best Like To Do - So Go Do It!"

"There Are Two Opposing Styles Of Management: Inter-face vs. In-Your-Face!"

Twat.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Bonehead !!
tsk
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# boom! boom!
marvellous

[edit] who else was waiting for that to animate... doh
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# it does
isn't yours mouthing the words to "Blue hat for a blue day" by Haircut 100?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahah
loonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloonloon

(edit) eeep! odd result when google searching for 'in my head all day'
www.sandhands.com/library/mittens/mittens4.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# you a funny
I've had this in mine:

the black bits are just space - that's a close-up with a tellyscope.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hehe
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Monkey Morris were the best team in the South Yorkshire....

Thats my future father-in-law, BTW
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Not to be rude...
But I'm now very scared of your missus... :)
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# so am I
:)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Fair Play
to that man...

Ooooh ooh ooh ahh ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# it's when
they bang their sticks together while peeling 'nanas with their feet that really gets the crowd going.

Woo to the Orangutan possé!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
[challenge entry] This strange looking fella was doomed
from day one with a ready to eat head you dont last long.

catching it was a real problem though.
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# innabun?
hooray!

Time to hit the whiskey methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# ooh - I've just started
nice to have company.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# I might join you...
...nearly finished my beer. What whisky are we drinking?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wait there...
*runs to look in a panic, incase it's as cheap as she thinks*
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Glenmorange?
i think. The bottles disappeared already! (i think Mr p put it away in a panic)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:33, archived)
# I can either finish my Talisker....
...or reach right to the back of the shelf and treat myself to a Balvenie 25year old. Which I only drink in tiny measures very occasionally...
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# here is where i get cross
that you live so damn far away :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# you have an open invitation...
although it's not very handy for just popping round, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)
# thankyou
but no, it's not good for popping in for a quick drink or a cup of sugar :)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# I'd be really impressed if you did.
mystery bob did though... he popped down in his car from Falkirk to London to drop in on Freshlegs' birthday party. Drank, slept, then popped back.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# that's
fairly respectable
i went to a Costco the other day for the first time.
Despite being an entirely frightening experience, it was worth it for the stupidly cheap price they sell laphroaig at
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# They're quite good for booze.
And for enormous jars of things. And for Salami.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:39, archived)
# what more could
you want?!
i spent two hours walking round it saying 'oooh, i didn't know you could get them in packs of 32764523764527'
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Exactly!!!
I have bizarre things that I've bought there... like a giant jar of mini-pickled-gherkin-things. And an awful lot of olives.

I did buy a whole Salami for about £10 though... which I thought was excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# I thought they were an endangered species?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:51, archived)
# can't be as cheap as mine
glen bastard arse grant
it's all that's left in the house though
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# That is shite whisky.
but you don't need me to tell you that.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# yeah, i know
/resigned sigh

actually, for cheap-shit bollocks arse crap it's not too bad. better than famous wank cock grouse
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:47, archived)
# ahhh, but we have
Highland Gold aswell. So there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Highland What?
?
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:40, archived)
# I rest
my case.

edit - now i think of it, itt was free. I have no idea why (apart from the obvious) but we've had about 5 bottles kicking about for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:44, archived)
# sounds dreadful.
I have a bottle of Johnny Walker Black Label I got free of British Midland for getting up early and flying to heathrow a lot. I usually have some decent malt though, so the JW is really back-up material.

I went for the Balvenie... just a little one. God it's smooth. 25 years old when bottled. About 28 now. I know this because it has a dated certificate on the label... October 1974 it went into the cask!
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:49, archived)
# time I spent some more time
investigating the whiskeyboozes methinks.

These all sound fun.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:52, archived)
# 12 year old Glenlivet is my wee dram
for tonight.
edit: until that runs out and it's back on to the Teacher's :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:32, archived)
# four legged chicken....
mmmmm....
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# everyone heard the
kentucky fried genetically modified chickenipede story?
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i
know the old jokes
three legged chicken.
but I got carryed away
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:42, archived)
[challenge entry] evenin awl
(cheebatv, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# H'evenin' H'orificer.
.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# blimey!
hello Your Mum - haven't seen you in a while. Glad to see you being to nice to the lovely officer...you're obviously upto something dodgy.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# 'Ello 'ello
I'm innocent Gov. I drank a few ales and now I have to prove to a small audience that I can play lucious folk guitar behind my head -Like Hendrix but more country.
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:26, archived)
# you can do that!
a man of your, umm, you know, behind-the-head-guitar-playing skills, you'lll be fine. Remember the first time it met you? You did it then, sure you were naked but still, you rocked.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# I just have - 8 bar of Time Has Told me and 12 of Moonlight Sonata
Shirely when I previewed to you I did the xylophone accompaniment with my toes whilst gargling God Save the Queen (and rubbing my belly and patting head). Ciao Big Red!
(I helped save b3ta! Your Mum, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:37, archived)
# :)
see, you rock.
Quite often by the sound of things.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# No
cunts on me, drugstable...
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:31, archived)
# shit!!
hide the stash...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# I like a bird with long legs
especially one in uniform

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Much as I say this every day...
That is the best thing I've ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! Natt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:30, archived)
# oh yes! The leg
movement on that is spot on...muchos woo and a spattering of yay!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Just got back from (finally) seeing The Two Towers.
Please tell me I wasn't the only one to think of this:


(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:10, archived)
# HAH!
rofl.....

really....


maybe its the vodka. (my precious... MATRON!)
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# I am in the same boat
and i agree.....
(I helped save b3ta! Herr Tezcat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# haha
no - but if I ever see it again I will! you bugger! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# hahaha
only need to get hancock in there somewere
and it would be perfect
o and sid
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# hahahaha
I think it now!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:41, archived)
# did ne1 see attenborough on the telly last week?
herds of wildebeast roamed the plain...
(cybo, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# Why?
Is that him?
Ooooooh he looks so 'different'.
(Kinky Tinky, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# They'll
give anyone a pilots licence these days...
(ChemistryDan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# going my way? i'll jump on that bandwagon, sir!


it's a wee bit bigger than i wanted. took me bloody ages!
(nevermind, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# That's
very woo..... oh suits you, sir...

edit: Evening to a fellow Kent B3tan too... right?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# indeed so!
how did you know? the b3tamap? or have i been gibberling on here, pissed out of my face, and remember nothing of the incident?
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# Yep...
Wonderful thing that map... Although you may have been gibbering, not that I was a witness to it...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# aha
well i gibbler much of the time.

where in kent are you old bean?
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Near
Tuny Bridge of the Royal Wells

And ye self?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:12, archived)
# ha!
that's where i live!
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# WHOA!!!!
That's crazy dude!!!! Where'd ya drink?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# well
anywhere... i'm in the grapevine quite a bit

what about yourself? were you out on the lash tonight?
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:18, archived)
# Ah, grapevine
Know it, and love it - the bassist in the band I'm in is down there on the hip hop night (Thursday_ - I am know to be sometimes too, very good place. A mates ex-missus drinks in there too - top gal - Sarah Firth...

Quel age a tu? If that's even spelt correctly.. :)

Nah, I really couldn't be arsed tonight, I'll make up for it tomorrow though...

I'm normally to be found in the Biscuit...
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:20, archived)
# 24
my good sir, and was in the grapes for last night's hip-hop mash up.

i used to drink quite a bit in the old biscuit tin. heh. u got an aim account?
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Nope
MSN and Yahoo are my IM Clients of choice....

Okay, I is 22 - Hang on, There's a chance me, or one of my maties may know you - Do you have a name?
(I helped save b3ta! 4838 Let the man go through, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# no
my parents forgot that bit :(
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:28, archived)
# not really!
i'm called sam andrews! you can msn me at retina360 -at- hotmail -dot- com
(nevermind, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# it was well worth it
oh yes.

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# w/y/h
threadjack: just because people were talking about exceeding bandwidth limits earlier. just got an email from my website host saying...

" Your site disparatedan.com has exceeded its
bandwidth quota in the period beginning on 2003-01-14.
Your quota is set to 524288000 bytes, and
your site has consumed 1227975945 bytes beyond that quota.

Began shitting myself, then realised that i've got a reseller account so i logged in and quadrupled my bandwidth quota. fantastic eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# ooh can I have some?
Hey, when you sending me that CD? Or do I have to bloody well email you again, eh?

Oh, and Evenin' - how's things?

=)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:14, archived)
# funny you should mention that
seeing my drummer tomorrow, there's a track we recorded in birmingham a couple of years back, and not only is it our most dance (meaning non-rock) friendly song, he also drummed atrociously that day so we've never been able to use it. I'm getting the wavs off him and they'll be in the post monday morning.

happy? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Happy as a pig in shit
as I believe the phrase goes :)

yay - new project!

in the meantime, here, have my latest work in progress:
www.universalconstructors.com/tunes/roughmix.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# thank you
[edit] oooh this is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:22, archived)
# have you made any more Elvii?
I like them very muchly.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:21, archived)
# and thank you
but no. only just got back from panto and have been doing mainly boring things. But there will be an extravaganza, or maybe one or two extravaganzi coming to make up. once i master a few animation techniques other than running and jumping probably........
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:24, archived)
# but running and jumping are so good -
what more do you need, beside the slapping of yourself on the forehead maybe?
I like the sound of extraviganzi though - I'm looking forward to that already.
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:27, archived)
# when your main character remains completely expressionless
you need to make up for it in body movements i guess. its like silent movies...... they couldn't talk, so they hammed it up like hammy porcine bastards....
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:29, archived)
# woo
those shadows are taking the piss
thats very well done
(I helped save b3ta! johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# On Sundays James left the Porsche at home
(Dr Spam, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:55, archived)
# why
reverse?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# It's not
reverse, but the wheels can look like they
are going the wrong way depending on the speed.
(Dr Spam, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
#
because
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Bloody hell
that was a quick techie answer!
(Dr Spam, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# umm
im ded gud wiv gugle.


edit: weird - it seems I posted that bang on 00:00

Oooo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# this is the
25th hour
"25 hr b3tan people!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# and in the b3tan hour
we cry "More, more, more"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# it's called
'kinephantom'
*FACT*
(I helped save b3ta! wingphil, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:11, archived)
# Give that wingphil a medal :)
that was really fucking bugging me! Closest I could find was "Strobe Effect" - which I was sure wasn't right.

Kinephantom: an illusion of movement, particularly in a shadow movement, such as that which occurs when the shadows of the spokes of a wheel are seen moving in the opposite direction from that of the wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:16, archived)
# Well
aceo
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I thought
Stoners might appreciate that =)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:05, archived)
# I'm sophisticated, dammit!
Heeheehee...spinny....
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
#
Oh for students days...
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:17, archived)
# oh i see
he's going back and forth to try and build up some smoke
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# fred yak!
Question? - If I were to post a really tall thin image would it knock lots of stuff off the bottom of the board?
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# n
o
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# gah
!
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:03, archived)
# I got no board
you can ask for a bigger headstart ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:07, archived)
# i demand
that you sever your fingers at the elbow. it's only fair
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:09, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# that's
ace
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# is that
James' Bean? :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# Apologies in advance
It's his (Bread) Rolls
Ba-dum-Tsch
(Dr Spam, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# aha
we like puns here! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# haha
i love car posts.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# I know, I know....
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:04, archived)
# I
knew there was a reason for me learning chroma key! - was suposed to be with al the kitten pics , but i think it just hit the spazz
ABSOLUTEKLY HUGE - looked crap small, and i cudnt remove the watermarks
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)
# Ben was always too busy

to stop and chat to people.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:54, archived)
# darn tootin'
:)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:56, archived)
# Yay !
Is he off to see Sad Steve?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:57, archived)
# It's "Scared Steve"
obviously my clever marketing hasn't quite worked on you ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:59, archived)
# Don't
take offence.....I'm pissed now !!!......love him whatever he's called :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:00, archived)
# not offended
just amazed anyone remembers!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# woo
I love that stunned simon! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:06, archived)
# I sometimes wonder why I bother.
I really do.... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:08, archived)
# crazy foo!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 24 Jan 2003, 23:58, archived)
# haha
he needs to relax!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:01, archived)
# huzzah
that's fab mate.
(martian, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 0:43, archived)

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