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# Meanwhile,
in abbey road, baghdad, the beatles iraqi counterparts were slightly singed

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# this bandwagon
just keeps rolling
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# Be gentle, I'm new.
I do hope this works... been lurking a while, and only just plucked up the courage to say hello. I did a quick "spazz" thingy and couldn't see anything similar, so here goes...


Dear god, please work, lest I incur the wrath of the regulars...

Oh, and I did it in Flash and the colours went all cack. Is that normal?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:50, archived)
# thread jack
you bastards... i've just gone over 300 posts and didn't realise
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# thread rejack
150 left till my first major one.
in reply: don't feel bad, i frontpaged yesterday and didn't realize.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# I
misse dmy 200th!!! i only just realised - i celebrated my 100th, and i just thought Id check how close I was to 200, and im on 269!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# Ah yes,
it always goes by so fast once you pass the first 100
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I find it worrying,
that ive posted 271 messages in 27 days - thats about 10 a day!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:01, archived)
# when i hit 500 i had only done about
5 per day. but i didn't post for about three weeks around new years, and didn't post for my first month. and after 500, i hit 600 in two days
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:03, archived)
# I was on
on new years eve! - when all of us revealed out TRUE ages :D
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:37, archived)
# i'm about to hit
100 in 7 days - is that a record?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# probably not
some of the guys here will do 100 in almost a day
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:05, archived)
# probably using child labor
in sweat shops in taiwan!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:06, archived)
# Nowhere
near ;-)

Bovine has 14,000 messages in 345 days - 40 a day for almost a year!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Under 200 posts,
and it's my 300th day today.

Yay.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:15, archived)
# 160 posts in two weeks.
That's it. I gotta get out more.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:23, archived)
# That's
very funny!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:52, archived)
# Nice first Pic
and welcome, pull up a kitten.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# No No No...
first timers posting excellent work and lurking and spazzing beforehand ? That'll never do.

I love this. Great pic, and welcome.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# thats
a class punch line.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# wwhhhhhhhaaaaazzzzzzzuuuuuuppppppp!
welcome
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# Whassuppp
:p
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:56, archived)
# yay
you will never leave!:D
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:58, archived)
# You're all far too kind.
I did this as well:

Clicky biggy as I believe you say

And to sabbotage the bandwagon before it starts I'm already working on hoof, tooth and pouf, but will only post them in anger if the wagon starts a-rollin'
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# It seems so fitting,
what with their political messages etc.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# nice!
woo to both :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:44, archived)
# I laughed and laughed
put this on a separate post!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:45, archived)
# Can I do that
just by editing it or do I have to repost? And will I by lynched for reposting?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:50, archived)
# That's ace!
Nice one
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:02, archived)
# That poor man...
Having 'WASSUP' screaamed at you must be just a bit disorentating.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:11, archived)
# Hello FB!
So, you've finally joined the dark side and made it here!!! See you on the 8th!
(, Wed 29 Jan 2003, 15:55, archived)
# oo oo look at me, look at me see what i can do!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# Excellent.
I wish I could do that.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# aaagghh
bleckh
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# heh heh
thats funny

can she do it with any other bodily orifices ?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hmm
could have interesting results
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# that's pretty impressive
and one handed too.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Was that
before the accident?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# topical
heeheehee
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# arf arf arf!
weren't expecting that.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# You see,
this is why I don't take the damn tube. Too many weirdos giving me nightmares!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:54, archived)
# When the brains come out she looks like Lara Flynn Boyle.
Explains that tutu.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Zebras

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# please
someone tell me u see the intended joke in this?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# i do
and i'm tipsy!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
# Sorry I don't
but then I'm old and my opinion doesn't count
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# yeah
but - 'all your base' stuff is a bit old hat now
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I do.
And I'm hitting my head against the table to make it go away.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:47, archived)
# its
very nicely done tho
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I do.
i just fp'd with an AYB joke. its in my profile
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# brilliant!
but zebras clearly aint extinct
proof why from one of my poorest animations
REPOST ALERT!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:45, archived)
# heh heh heh
i like that !
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:49, archived)
# that really
confused me
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:55, archived)
# it would only work
with people that have 'show image download paceholders' selected in the options with IE
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:59, archived)
# I don't have that, though
and it still confused me
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:00, archived)
# the zebra's camofluage only works
when it goes black and white
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# AYB zebras are
long gone...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:04, archived)
# Oooh!
That's nice!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] the early rabbits


its sad these little guys had to go.
FIRST POST
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# eh ?
thats very strange
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# thats
ridiculous.
thats why i'm lafin hahahahaha
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# woo yay and welcome
yours compliments my modern rabbits
i wont repost tho jsut did that up so linky time
DysonRabbit
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahaha!!! 8D
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# glass
cock?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# i think it might be,
but i've never seen it!
8)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# LOOK! MONSTER!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# eeeww!!!
...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:41, archived)
# you wanna see a real monster?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:42, archived)
# .
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!!!
8D
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
eggs sell lent!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:44, archived)
[challenge entry] this ugly little c-nt

was the one and only drunken love child
of a Frank Oz and Fozzie Bear.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# heh heh
may the fur be with you
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# Looks like
a gremlin... woo!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# i like that
woo!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Go-kat my favourite is
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:51, archived)
# lovely
!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:53, archived)
[challenge entry] The shaggy haired Lumley

died out in the 70's
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
# you
forgot to enter it in to comp.

its a winner woo.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# wow
that sql server 2000 virus is really fucking up the internet for me. I'm going to just blame microsoft because they couldn't design a secure program to save their greedy asses.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:21, archived)
# Good plan...
I like the fact that a bunch of linux help sites went down... A base irony.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# ???
whats going on?
what virus?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# here
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:28, archived)
# It's a worm
rather than a virus.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# oh
I don't know much about these things, only that my connection is slow and I can't visit some websites.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:40, archived)
# I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who
when faced with the message "here:VIRUS" actually clicks on it!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:07, archived)
# /.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
#
What and why.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:31, archived)
# thank god
for apaché
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# huh?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:34, archived)
# server.....
rather than M$ crap.

www.apache.org

:)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Last time I checked
Apache wasn't a relational database.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# absolutly true....
my mistake, vodja to blame....

is mySQL affected by this worm?

or is that not relational...

or am i barking up the wrong frog.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# Nope mySQL
PostresSQL, Oracle, DB2, etc aren't affected. It's an attack on unpatched MS SQL servers. A patch has been available for this vulnerability since July - obviously many administrators haven't applied it.

The net performing really badly is down to the way the worm spreads (basically sending out loads of information to all hosts in the hope of finding and infecting another MS SQL server).

edit: hope the vodka is going down well ;-)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:43, archived)
# thankyou
the voice of reason

Hints for being a server admin:

a) patch your software (unix AND windows)
b) learn use a fucking firewall properly
c) all of the above
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] this one had extinct written all over it
^do you see what i did there? do you?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:17, archived)
# eeeww
hæhæ! 8)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)
# that is deeply brilliant
in fact it's so good, i'm going to the pub.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# glad
to be of service! :)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:33, archived)
# thats deeply
horrid
but it looks so tasty
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:36, archived)
# haha mingeroony!
woo
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# Woo!
and yay!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Been looking at that for a few minutes
Just got it
W/Y/H
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:32, archived)
# what is it
Hi what is this
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 0:02, archived)
# im not 100% on this
but i beleive thats the now very extinct pork

see, bacon, ham, sausage- all that shit, they dont actually use pork any more, they kill pigs for it
dont you feel cheated?
(, Sun 26 Jan 2003, 6:48, archived)
[challenge entry] nobody loved it.
erk?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:10, archived)
# can't think why not!
woo!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# ye
i do thats great
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:22, archived)
# Apart from me
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:24, archived)
# bonus points if you can tell me where this was filmed????
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# inside
a building somewhere?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# ooh
just ignore me
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)
# next clue
in a supermarket,but which one?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# no b3tans were harmed...yadda yadda...?
i trust!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
[challenge entry] with tees for teeth, a golf ball tail and fluffy ears
perfect for club-cosies, this rare species of arctic hare was hunted into extinction.

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:06, archived)
# Oh my God
that's the rabbit that lives under my shed who's plotting to kill us all! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And yes, I am the guy who posted all the other paranoia-ish posts. I really am this crazy.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# Plus his feet might be considered lucky to the superstitious golfer...
With those fangs he looks a bit rabbid. ;)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
mentalist!
woo & yay!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:20, archived)
# woo!
that is a bit scarey:[
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] golf
who cares about golf rabbits i have seen a netball frog
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:38, archived)
# golf harris?
.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:39, archived)
# that rules

I had no idea they made them from arctic hares.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# My New Style Of Art!
It combines selection mashing, stills from south park and my pyrotechnic diamond - i call it PYROMASHING!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# FOR PYROMASH GET SMASH
.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# wat a stroke of luck on the southpark post.....
i'm ill - can i have some sympathy please - bleugh

(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# related thread-jack:
farpark
check out scorpius!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:26, archived)
# i like
farscape, so i like that.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:37, archived)
# Woo,
Never seen that before, that rules, Scorpius is the best by far!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 23:09, archived)
# Las Vegas' Latest Attraction...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:54, archived)
# nooo
not geoshitys!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# there's a reason
why I pronounce geocities to rhyme with atrocities
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# Ha hah a!
I'm gonna start doing that now.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# and you can say things such as
That website is an utter geocity
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
[challenge entry] The hedgefrog
had problems reproducing as it kept popping all that spawn
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# Haha
That's a goodun
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# blimey
triple morphage - well done!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:56, archived)
# Ban this EEC!
or BSKYB.....or CBBC.....


yeah and the EU...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:38, archived)
# you might want
to crop away the big white borders on that
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:39, archived)
# threadjack
just found this on hotornot. Warning. It is not suitable for those with a nervous disposition.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:42, archived)
# hey
I would
you some kind of fag?
lol
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:44, archived)
# Who the fuck
uploads a picture like that to HoN?!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# I tend to think
that most of the bad ones are uploaded by "friends".
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Cliff Yabowski
is the worst...those poor ugly people.

I'm always afraid I'm gonna show in there some day.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# Christ
Imagine being that ugly. We are all blessed (speaking for himself)
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:45, archived)
# be
nice.
a photo is a split second in time
not the whole of a life
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I was being kind
*Thinks back to the new year photos*
Urrrgh.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# Well said
mostly you're rating the photograph. I've got a great picture of Nicole Kidman looking terrible.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:50, archived)
# Theres millions of pictures of Nicole Kidman looking rough.
Cos she is.
*retreats*
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:52, archived)
# the worst part is
she actually has a score of almost 4!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I think
there's lots of them
it scares me

www.hotornot.com/r/?emid=SMHMGZ
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# LOL
That's classic that one. Something especially about the vodka and the cartoons........
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)
# a
warning such as "Fire in the hole!" would have been nice

/shudders
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)
# erm.....
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# and another...
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# I really should stop.......
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# have you got it locked
on "NOT" mode?
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# Its
Rod Hull!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:12, archived)
# aaaaarrrrrrgh
not the fear but still scary. not the fear but still scary. not the fear but still scary. not the fear but still scary. not the fear but still scary. not the fear but still scary.
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)
# they keep on
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:25, archived)
# speaking of nazis....
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:55, archived)
# thats prity
sharp
woo
"White Wine with that sir"
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# trie it

your powers are weak
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:36, archived)
# Hehe
That's nice
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 21:41, archived)
# I hate you
Milkman Dan!
(, Sat 25 Jan 2003, 22:14, archived)

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