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hello. busy replumbling my website at the moment - found this in the boiler-rom underneath a pile of dusty pixels - forgotten I'd done it, and never graced the pages of B3TA before so thought I'd chuck it up here... enjoy. :o)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikazee Killmouse, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
# How odd, but yet very good!
Morning all. Missed out on Valentines on the board due to shitty connection. I hope it was good.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# you missed the heart icons
plus it was truly a fluffy day
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Balls
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# .
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# he he!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I will not enjoy something
just cos you tell me to.

That said, it's a nice bit of artwerk.

edit: additional woo granted.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# And a woo,
and a yay.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# ronald mcdonald: exposed!
(I helped save b3ta! sty, john deere lawn mowing team!, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)
# nazi
scum
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Freddie Starr
took some rum jobs after his TV career floundered.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# do fascists
always have paper clips on their hats?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# it's a white chocolate bean
normally used to make Milky Bars
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Pierrot settled in easily to life under Nazi occupation.
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I read that
as 'poirot' and immediately set about being confused.
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# I had to google it myself
to make sure I knew what I was talking about ...
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# Well,
It seemed to work... she didn't turn me down! In fact, we organised a date for this Saturday! Woo who! My first date!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)
# are you 12?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# No,
I'm 20.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# then learn to swim young man,
learn to swim.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# But I've been swiming since I've been 3.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# So what,
I've been wanking since I was 14, but you don't hear me boasting about it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
comedy arse

sorry genie arse
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 14?
Late developer, sir?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# that's late?
boys ARE strange.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Look, I can't remember
the exact date can I, it's not a 'where were you' moment is it, it's not like a first kiss or anything.
Maybe I was younger, who knows.

Christ, you make a joke and suddenly the pedantic bastars crawl out the woodwork and ruin it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I was joking
muppet
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# I know you were,
so was I.

Twunt
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:53, archived)
# I knew that you knew
dumbo
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# I knew that.


I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# You're only saying that to get me into bed
and where was my valentine's present, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:03, archived)
#
Varies anywhere between 11-16...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Have you made a study?
Did you conduct a poll asking teenage boys when they started masturbating?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Yes


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:56, archived)
# Don't you have to be
a member of The Who to do that?
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# inches?
DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# diameter
in inches, actualy
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:57, archived)
# Blimey,
what a huge member that would be.

No, I'm not posting that comment.


Edit: Aw, fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:59, archived)
# ouch
that is all
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:02, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:07, archived)
# Here's 20p
use the phone to ring and tell someone who cares.


Harsh, I know.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Nah,
I'll take your dosh straight to Mcdonalds for a 40 cent cone.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# Ignore my bitterness,
go for it mate.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)
# mini jack
gooood morning day shifters!


edit: what are the chances i can post my 1000th message on my 100th day?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:28, archived)
# good
moaning
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)
# morning
i'm slowly creeping towards 3000...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# 3000 what?
Starving Ethiopians?
Dogs?
Hats?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# 3000 stone
i've been eating continuously for 14 months now and not moving. i havent' seen my feet since march last year
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# they're probably at the bottom of your legs.
They usually are.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# They don't exist anymore,
you are slowly turning into Jabba the Hutt.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# hheeelllllo
.
(I helped save b3ta! whizzbang, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# aloha
not long to go now. It took me forever to get to 1000 and now I'm well into the 1400s. Maybe I should do some work occasionally.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# it's over-rated
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:40, archived)
# not
my work. grumble grumble...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Don't listen to those other bitter cunts
I congratulate you. Well done!

Checklist:

a) memorised compliments - hair, smell, clothes
b) clean socks
c) tic-tacs / smints (don't overdo it - laxative effect)
d) conversation topics - see a)

Go for it, tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)
# you forgot
e) clean underpants (not y-fronts)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Its a first date!
you harlot

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# my thoughts
exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# stop
thinking about me being a harlot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# true,
in that case
e) wear no pants
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# ahh... its the tricky one
wear y-fronts, and she'll want to fuck your brains out, but you can't drop your trousers or she will see them... wear boxers and nothing will happen at all... maybe you should try commando...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# LMAO!
What about Briefs?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)
# it's not just me then
I've had exactly those thoughts
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:35, archived)
# I personally
think y-fronts are (marginally) better than the dreaded bikini brief. And tons better than the man thong, which should be banned. And no sparkles or cartoon characters either.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# I have writen a poem about pants.
look.
You need to scroll down a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# This is a test
is still my favorite.
short, sharp and to the point :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Bah!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# heh
the rest of them are good too :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# ladies panties
are also an interesting choice =)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# tho
she may get the wrong idea...
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:44, archived)
# I would not
nor ever had, wear ladies panties.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:45, archived)
# sure
I believe you
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I shall make
no further protestations, for fear it would resolute my statement in people's minds...or some such.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:48, archived)
# no need to be so defensive
I said I would belive you. Whatever you say. Uh huh.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:50, archived)
# You're
just making it worse now.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:55, archived)
# Look,
I don't really care if you wear womens undergarmets or not. If you tell me you don't, then you don't. If you say that at this very moment you aren't wearing a red thong/bra dance set with a marabou boa draped fetchingly around your shoulders, then I'll agree.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Have you been
watching me through the curtains again?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:25, archived)
# possibly
but you know you like it
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:34, archived)
# Very Flashy.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# and apparently
f) nice new shoes

is very important. where *is* dr phil when you need her?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:41, archived)
# I reckon
she's still in bed.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Oi.
I'm not bitter.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:33, archived)
# oh sorry
Lager shandy

;p
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# me neither
just a little tart.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# maybe even
piquant :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:46, archived)
[challenge entry] "You _will_ buy me some sugary treats..... you _will_extend your arm for my pleasure....
...this _is_ the best challenge entry.... my nose is _very_ amooosing ...... this _will_ win....."


Morning all. Another weekend squandered.

[edit] challenge entry now!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# how can that be the best challenge entry
when it isn't even a challenge entry at all?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# ha ha ha
well spotted!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# such is the power of persuasion
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# damn and blast!
you pedants
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# How could you tell?
And btw, gracielou - I've managed to get a place for my stuff, so won't be needing your hosting services (lol) again. I really appreciated it though :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:33, archived)
# 0_o
would you like me you buy you some lemon sheeeeerburts?
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:30, archived)
# lemon sheeeeerburts
would be delightful
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Jippiiiiiii !!!
(nope, not a typo - just my native lingo). Now we shall see if I managed to get a gif out there so I could get it in here.



Sorry that's it's got nothing to do with anything..... other than testing to see if I could do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# that dog
can't believe its bulging eyes!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Hahaha,
and I didn't even touch his eyes! And thanks.... my first woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Mornin' all
everyone go to the march?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:11, archived)
# yes thankyou...
my feet still hurt...
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# No,
Sorry to be so cynical but it won't do any good, it's not as though he going to start listening now...he hasn't before.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# But it
doesn't hurt to say what you think... We at least succeeded in delaying the war
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:14, archived)
# No I know,
I think it's a good thing really, at least it shows him what everyone thinks about it, so it was worth it.
I just think he's got his blinkers on, which is a shame.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# true
and a good effort it was too
well done guys!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I miss Dr.Phil
as well
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Dr who?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# No,
Dr Phil.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# Oh dear
Silly thread made me larf!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Our work
here is done.


*rides into sunset*

Dan diddle-an diddle-an diddle-andan daan DAAAN.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:22, archived)
# *B'dum tish!*
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Actually it's just
The Doctor...
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# If I call you a geek,
please don't be offended.

Geek.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# you can call my friend a geek
she's the one who told that his name was just the doctor. I never watched much Doctor Who, the daleks used to give me nightmares.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# I wasn't scared of the Daleks,
they were just Pepperpots with attachments.
Now Worzel Gummidge is another matter entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:37, archived)
# girl
I've got a friend who still gets terrified when she sees the Childcatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, you just have to say the words "ice cream, cherry pie" and she runs for the hills
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# He scares me still too,
as did The Incredible Hulk.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)
# flying monkeys
shudder!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 21:13, archived)
# cybermen for me.
The daleks were just dustbins who couldn't climb stairs :)
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:39, archived)
# they could in my nightmares
they killed my brother, don't you know.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:42, archived)
# that's what i was trying to explain to my dad yesterday
but would he 'ave it...noooooooooooooo.
don't get me wrong...i'm against it but the twat has invested too much time and money in it now for him to pull out.
unless we kill him and everyone in his party!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# The thing is
Tony's crucial in all this. If he backs out this war would be a lot less likely to go ahead. That's why I've decided to go and shoot him, it's the best option.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# I can't see him going
'You know what, I completely change my mind!'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Its all a matter of scale
Now he knows how unpopular war is, he might not risk so many peoples' lives. Always worth trying. (Didn't march, couldn't get there)

back to lurking :-(
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Good point
But then if he goes ahead it could spark a second civil war!
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Ooh,
that would be interesting.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)
# Yay
Heads on pikes.

Can I be a judge in the People's Revolutionary Court & sentence people to death for voting Tory? Can I? Can I?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:26, archived)
# Only if
I get to wear one of those great big curly wigs oh, and an amusing helmet.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:28, archived)
# you said 'helmet'
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)
# Yes.
I did, I should have said 'Metal shiny head piece'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:34, archived)
# as long as you sentence people to death
for voting Labour as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Same thing, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# quite.
good point. well made.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:33, archived)
# Well
The Queen is the only person who can call Tony in for a 'word' and hand him his p45.
If she did I wonder if he would step down..
If not then almost certainly it would mean civil war!

YAY! Though by definition it would put some of us as royalists... :-{
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:28, archived)
# I have visions of a future a la Peter F Hamilton
or Ken McLeod - yay for the Revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Only if someone donates a lot of money to the Labour party.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# yeah
we're only a democracy once every 4 years, the rest of the time you can shove your opinions (unless you're a millionaire business type person) - politicians are all liars and thieves.
morning, by the way !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# not all politicians are liars and thieves young man.
Just the ones most people seem to vote for.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:25, archived)
# It's up to 5 years in the UK
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:01, archived)
# Somebody please post a picture!
In the meantime, here's today's rated kitten to look at.

edit - yay! two pictures posted while I was writing the above.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# Spoon had a digital camera
there should be some shots of us soon.

Us being 100% Gibbon, 100% Kitten, DJ Direct, Dr Drink, Martian, Spoon, Bumbishop & me.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# There were
a few pictures posted yesterday, unfortunately I can't remember the URL.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Darn
missed 'em, will track Spoon down.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:22, archived)
# tada
b3ta marchers
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Yay
Its worrying that half of the photo's were taken in the pub...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:32, archived)
# I was gonna meet you guys
but got lost somewhere near westminster..
I kept my eye out for a no-hands placard, but saw none... nevermind
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:31, archived)
# Yes
well, I say march, more of an amble from pub to pub along the route...
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:16, archived)
# I really wanted to go on the Glasgow one
but I was too busy being a property magnate and quaffing quails' eggs.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:19, archived)
# I sympathise
I nearly didn't go to the London march cos I was so busy doing the Lambeth walk and listening to Bow Bells
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# understandable sir, understandable.
I hope you quaffed many jellied eels too.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:26, archived)
# nah!
couldn't get there.

so i boarded my loft instead. (Owww! my aching back)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:38, archived)
# Bovine?
I have been told he looks like you

Yes? (Having never been to a bash, I don't know if any sarcasm was involved)
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
it's him!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Uts not you know,
but the resemblance is uncanny.
I think its the smile.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:08, archived)
# With or without
Bloodied meat cleaver?
(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I always smile
more when holding a bloodied cleaver!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:14, archived)
# Hmmmm,
he does seem to have the same enigmatic charm as I.

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# ha
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:08, archived)
# Looks who's talking,
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:09, archived)
# hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:10, archived)
# wahey. This is what he looks like kidder. Riposte:
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:21, archived)
# Good Mornitude, B3tabold
fantastibule of the weekendage to those you lubberlies?

Instead of marching for peace, I drove a white van around North London, swearing at rich tarts on mobile phones driving BMWs, and moving house. In that order.

May I just say that the frontpage is currently displaying a nadir of hummus.

HellO!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Evening.
I'll be online for the next 12 hours for reasons that cannot fall into public hands.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:06, archived)
# oooooooooooooohh...........nadir
'ark at him

mornin'
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:06, archived)
# yeah!
to swearing at people on mobile phones.

if they have an expensive car, thay should at least have a fucking hands free kit as well, they're not that bloody expensive, fucking rich people.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:11, archived)
# if only
I had a bonnet-mounted machine gun. That would learn the fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:18, archived)
# Rose's are Red,
Violet's are Blue

She ripped out my heart...
That stupid bitch ripped out my heart...

.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:58, archived)
# Nurse!
Nurse!

He's lose again!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Where's
me elephant gun...
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
#
/starts loading up howitzer
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Look,
he's above us.

/opens fire
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:06, archived)
# MISSED!
Hahaha, Now I'm Below you!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Rose's are Red
Violet's are Blue,

You smell like vomit,
And make me feel queer...

.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:39, archived)
# i have lovely bacon
and you don't.

freak
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:49, archived)
# mornin' septic bird
x
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)
# septic?
like septic tank?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:52, archived)
# septic tank
yank
*edit* no offence
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:53, archived)
# better than what I was thinking
wank
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:54, archived)
# Wash your mind out with soapy water
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:55, archived)
# I've just filled the tea kettle
with dishsoap and boiling watter.

could I just pop my brain into that for a min? Would that do?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:56, archived)
# Can do...
though the kettle's probably not the best thing to use, your coffee's gonna taste of brains & soap from now on.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:00, archived)
# It's better than what it was tasting of before
something vaguely like used sock
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# you should clean your hosiery in the washing machine like everyone else then
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# washing machine!?!?!
NOOOOOOOOOOO they'll get runs (I think you call them ladders, something ladders?)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# How do your socks get diarrhea?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:11, archived)
# just don't start
about full stops and periods
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:12, archived)
# periods....at this time of the morning
please....
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# You child.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# you love it
you slag!
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# nice
with gravelly bits in the bottom?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# more
of a fine grit. better to pretend it was just sugar that hadn't quite disolved.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# Dr
who?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:56, archived)
# You're here
does that mean the morning shift can officialy start?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:59, archived)
# Why yes,
I suppose it does.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:01, archived)
# Hoorah!
and lashings of Ginger Beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# queer?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
# Rectum?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nearly killed him
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# nope
just slightly camp.

Thanks for asking.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# Oh yes,
topping!
I say,what are those two rum looking fellows up to over there?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# Hey! It's the pretty girl,
With the pretty lips... How have you been?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:54, archived)
# better than you apparently
who smells of vomit?
(It isn't me)
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:58, archived)
# *sniff*
nope, not you - Marlboro lights & stale beer, yes but not vomit.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# that isn't me either
I smell like shampoo (just washed my hair) and I possibly also smell like bacon.
edit: nope, not bacon, toothpaste
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# washed your bacon
oh er missus!
*edit* did you edit that message? damn it, this makes no sense now....i need more coffee to kick start me this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:04, archived)
# fixed it
you pedant
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:10, archived)
# poop
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# I will not
you coprophiliac
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:14, archived)
# You do have a dirty mind, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:15, archived)
# she's starting to warp mine
*edit* and my mind!

fnarr fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:17, archived)
# no
I've just given it a nice soak in the kettle, as ordered.
/innocent eyelash flutter
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:20, archived)
# Don't try your feminine whiles on me, pal
I'm immune.

;)
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# you find brain soaking
to be particularly feminine?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:29, archived)
# Women have cleaner minds than men
They change them more often.

(C) 1973 Jim Davidson
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:36, archived)
# Bacon flavoured toothpaste?
What a good idea!
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:05, archived)
# I've been told (by the english b/f) that mine
tastes like ralgex
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:23, archived)
# Ralgex
its a muscle relaxant for sporting injuries.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:24, archived)
# I assume
that it's menthol-ey and makes your eyes water?

we call it IceyHot, but my toothpaste doesn't taste like IceyHot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:27, archived)
# Probably smells like it
kind of mentholy - aniseedy & stings like hell in your eyes or any cut.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:43, archived)
# Nah,
You smell like a wonka bar, sweet and full of fudge.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:03, archived)
#
beg your pardon?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:13, archived)
# For those of you...
Who didn't catch my latest axis of evil... Clicky here... well I will post at silly hours of the day ;o)
(moobat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:31, archived)
# very clever
mornin' all
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:39, archived)
# Lo
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:47, archived)
# ahoi hoi
good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:50, archived)
# Not bad
the march for peace turned into more of a pub-crawl for peace...

Edit: and someone had a "Gulf Sale" sign.
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:55, archived)
# Neice
did Manic get any of his billboards shown on TV?
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Didn't see him there
Bumbishop's No-Hands placard got lots of attention though
(I helped save b3ta! thirdman Ia! Ia! R'lyeh Cthulhu ftagn! Ia! Ia! Mglui nafl, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:07, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! M@rkoni, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# Just so it's
not a thread entirely dedicated to a repost, here's a crappy catfish.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:44, archived)
# *aww*
And a thing of rare beauty too. Almost looks like it's wearing a skirt ;o)
(moobat, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:46, archived)
# Now that,
is fishy.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:48, archived)
# what a beautiful
cat fish you have there
(I helped save b3ta! Lakeland rose, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 9:02, archived)
# is it snowing in Trafalgar Square?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:52, archived)
# How many other people
watch these webcams?

does anyone work near where one is focused and do they look at it just to see if they have an excuse not to go into work???

Edit/ The busses are lined up at the lights for a race!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:56, archived)
#
im wondering if we can get someone to hold up a giant b3ta banner ifront of one of these cams
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:00, archived)
# Or atleast
"Golf Sale ==>"
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:03, archived)
# I can see my flat...
here
(ottaky, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 10:41, archived)
# I don't know about snow
but the giant kitten season seems well advanced.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:04, archived)
# soooooo cute and sweet
that it makes me feel a bit ill, actualy
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:46, archived)
# We here at the Daily Reckless have a splendid
webcam
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:21, archived)
# so...
why is there snow in one and not the other?
(I helped save b3ta! Happyperson, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Nice location
you have there.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:23, archived)
# Popup heaven!!!
Is that all we b3tan complain about? The smegin pop ups?.....nice Webcam though...very interesting and different!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:23, archived)
# yes I do apologise for the pop uppys
but it is beyond my control. Still no harm done.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:51, archived)
# This one's got his name on it...
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:33, archived)
# saddam looks very calm about the whole thing there...
expressing "fucksocks" in such a matter-of-fact font and all...
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:37, archived)
# He needs to raise an eye brow don't you think?
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:38, archived)
# or even a nervous moustache twitch.
and a subtle SPONG wouldn't go astray, i feel.

woo, nonetheless.
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:40, archived)
# How's this...
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:48, archived)
# ha ha that's mad
a quizzical "fucksocks"
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:52, archived)
# by the way, burning feet man,
did you go to that huge march in hyde park or wherever it was?
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:43, archived)
# Nah,
I was stuck at work. When I go though, I'm gonna have a GOLF SALE --> sign by my side!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:51, archived)
# And in other Middle East news
a Palestinian woman hurls Nohands at an approaching Israeli tank in the Gaza Strip.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:44, archived)
# nice one!
this is currently an australian-only thread! woo that!
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:47, archived)
# What was that?
We made you yet you beat us at football? BASTARDS!!! lol

I hate football anyway
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:50, archived)
# Well sorry....not made you!!!
more like, kicked you out about 200 years ago, Like it was a punishment...England sucks!!! You get big bush fires and stuff with nice weather...WHAT DO WE GET? Fire strikes, rail strikes, post strikes, MPs giving eachother pay rises and handjobs under the table, shitty wether and FISH AND FUCKING CHIPS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)
# You get chic's with last nights dinner in their teeth...
That's always a good thing? Plus, they go to bed with their socks on ;-)
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:56, archived)
# I don't care
I just wish it would be sunny at least once a year:)

Our weather goes:
Rain
Light drizzle
Rain
Icey Snow
Ice
Rain
Ice
Light Drizzle (Repeat until bored)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:58, archived)
# I beg to differ with your final statement.
Having been to Ingerland, I can say that your cooked-solely-in-the-morning bain-marie "fish 'n' chips" bears no resemblance to the fan-fucking-tastic fish 'n' chips one can obtain anywhere in Australia.
FACT.
(Jackie Treehorn, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:58, archived)
# I wasn't say our Fish and Chips were good:-/
everything here is lame...this whole everything!!! everything about this place sucks!!! but we do have b3ta! SEE...We (well...Rob, Cal and Pep) can do something good!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:01, archived)
# mmmmmmm
fish and chips
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:58, archived)
# Yes, We need to lure more Ozie regualrs in...
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:54, archived)
#
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:58, archived)
[challenge entry] self-picking
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:27, archived)
# EEWWWWW
what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:28, archived)
# it's nice
you've seen this?
www.b3ta.com/board/802839
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:31, archived)
# not yet
just a moment...

/FFS

shall change pic in case someone implies fucking plagiarism
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:35, archived)
# I was NOT implying plagarism
don't change it. I likes it.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:42, archived)
[challenge entry] shall put it back
here then
(I helped save b3ta! wingpig wish I'd known about liquify 23 years ago, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:55, archived)
# That would be a nice place to put it:D
woo yay on both accounts!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:02, archived)
# I think,
That they should cruise missle the Fcuk out of Iraq... Just a thought.
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:16, archived)
# I think
bush and blair should be forced to watch every cookery programme EVER made while having Jamie Olivers autobiography read to them BY Jamie Oliver, highlighting the key areas with a test at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] you might find it amusing to put peanut butter on his nose...

but it makes him feel a little sad
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:05, archived)
# *goes off to make a peanut butter and lemon curd sandwhich*
Aww...cute

The dog with peanut butter on it's nose is nice too;)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:09, archived)
# what
is lemon curd?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:10, archived)
# It's like Jam (Or jelly cuz you're american)
but made with lemons
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:12, archived)
# it kinda looks like custard
but more lemony
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:14, archived)
# we have jam, and jelly but it's different from your jelly which is jello
but we don't have lemon curd.
is it like marmalade? I like marmalade.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:16, archived)
# no...Maralade is discusting
and is the devils cum!!!

that stuff should be placed insted of the death penitalty

Sorry about the spelling, I've been up all night
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:21, archived)
# yay
does that mean I can have all your marmalade?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:23, archived)
# you're quite welcome to it
you can have my Marmite too if you want it (But I'm sure you call that summat different too)
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:26, archived)
# we don't have marmite.
I've nerver tried it, I smelled it though and that was more than enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:28, archived)
# Yuck,
Marmite is the worst there is! I almost spewed the first (and only) time I tasted it!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:30, archived)
# Like (edit)all your marmalade are belong to gracielou
I've only ever got as far as smelling the stuff and nearly spewed
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:33, archived)
# Lemon curd
t... - nah, won't go there, since you're about to eat! LOL.



(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:18, archived)
# I've already had my breakfast:)
and I'm not easlie shocked because I've happilie sat eating black pudding and explaining what's in it to a friend just so I could have his bit when he was put off!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:26, archived)
# Hahaha,
I'm the same! Wonder if black pudding is the same as our BLOOD pudding?

Edit: Yep, that's the stuff. I can eat it, but can't say I'm crazy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:32, archived)
# congilied blood and sweat and nasty stuff like that?
and viens and fat and more yucky stuff....I love it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:34, archived)
# Actually in America
we have both jam and jelly. Jam has the seeds and such. Jelly is...jelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Artamnesia, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:28, archived)
# and
jelly is NOT jello
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:28, archived)
# CRAPPY REPOST
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:32, archived)
# infact
I forgot how old and crappy that was....that was slapped together in a mad rush for a compo...MS Paint sucks:(
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:37, archived)
# not only that, but it was wrong
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:39, archived)
# You stole my image
without giving the original aurther credit so I'm gonna sue;) lol

not really...but I don't like you anymore...that's all I can say lol.
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:42, archived)
# NO!
you can forget that comment about you being cute up there/\ /\ /\ :p
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:45, archived)
#
better?
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:46, archived)
# *Blushes*
aww, you done that for me? *Blushes more*

I didn't mean what I just said, pay no attention to me.

*Wipes single tear from cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:48, archived)
# Woo yay! My webspace is back online!!!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:58, archived)
# And
I can see it!
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:00, archived)
# Look how THRILLED I am!
(BurningFeetMan, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:01, archived)
#
!
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:02, archived)
# Brekkie time for us here in Norway


Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gracielou :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:44, archived)
# Awww
Cute kitten.
(Indole Ring, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:46, archived)
# Thanks,
that he was, my Tigger. He disappeared 15 months ago.... I miss him so much!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:52, archived)
# :(
poor you
(Al__S is constantly suprised, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:08, archived)
# Indeed!
My new pussycat has helped a lot though. Busy trying to get some images out there now, so I can post more of them here :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:37, archived)
# That's cute:)
Me likes that one missus!!!
(I helped save b3ta! AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 7:51, archived)
# Thanks Az,
It's more than 1.5 years since I made it.... when I finally figured out how to put one animation onto another :-) And now I even have live fishes! LOL.
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 8:40, archived)
# it's a classic romantic comedy

aren't they cute together?
slightly bigger pic here
(seb, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:15, archived)
# I like that
I like it a lot
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:24, archived)
# Me too!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Nitapusekatt, Mon 17 Feb 2003, 6:27, archived)

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