

...or is there something strangely phallic about BBC 3's mascot? It's got hair and everything.

...or is there something disappointingly phallic about BBC 3's programming?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:38,
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(just not quite this crudely!)

but have you been in a coma for ten years and are trying to be topical?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10,
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still adjusting..
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:11,
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you've blinded me with science now. I'll have to take your word for it. Marti deserves all he gets. Anyone want to photoshop a Pellow Submarine a la Viz?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13,
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It was called Marti Pellow sings the Hits of Wet Wet Wet.
I thought he'd already done that, the heroin-snorting bog-baby.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14,
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I thought he'd already done that, the heroin-snorting bog-baby.

...she saw a march in London, and asked what it was about. "It's the victory parade for the Falklands war", they said.
She was drinking so much, she hadn't even known it had started.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14,
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She was drinking so much, she hadn't even known it had started.

He directs his troops to the front line personally...

i am so sorry
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06,
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i am so sorry


'we didn't start it'
'Yes you did , you invaded Poland!'

I've seen it ON THE INTERNET
(is that how the phrase goes?)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08,
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(is that how the phrase goes?)

fluffiness, with a hard recycled carapace. That's what we need more of!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07,
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drenched in garlic butter with a warm salad... yummmm ;)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08,
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![Challenge Entry: Dogs With Amusing Noses [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)

i won the nose in a xmas cracker, i knew it would bome in handey

mate, some people are on dial-up.
bring the quality setting of the jpeg down to 75 max, that should do it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21,
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bring the quality setting of the jpeg down to 75 max, that should do it.

you could easily get that down to 15K without it looking too shite
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:30,
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*honk*
Hey, it's even fun when you do it to yourself!
*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*
threadjack... more crap 'professional' photoshopping for you to get all smug over:
images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007AJJV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05,
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Hey, it's even fun when you do it to yourself!
*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*
threadjack... more crap 'professional' photoshopping for you to get all smug over:
images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007AJJV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

there is a mountain.
The there is no mountain.
Then, there is.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58,
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The there is no mountain.
Then, there is.

Or somebody like that.
Barabajagal. They don't write songs like that any more. With good reason.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05,
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Barabajagal. They don't write songs like that any more. With good reason.

if it was a giant wind turbine providing clean energy?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58,
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and i'm not saying that because you're my brother and you still have my Justin Timberlake-albums.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01,
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a justin timberlake album and someone nicked it i would slag them off to fuck in the hope that they would never return it. then i would wonder why i ever had it in the first place.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06,
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but the lil' bugger won't let me!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09,
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Since its not looking down on anyone. Just fun.
Saying that, if anyone wants me to delete, ask and I will.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06,
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Saying that, if anyone wants me to delete, ask and I will.

for fuck's sake. i was implying that perhaps andi was being spectacularly naive in not realising the damage that this kind of casual racism does, then claiming it was fine because he didn't actually say it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:17,
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lots of people are offended by lots of things here. I'm sure relatives of 11th Sep would be most upset by some of the stuff that was up here blah blah blah. Freedom of posts and all that.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12,
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you're dealing with everyday discrimination. Having been called a paki myself by skinheads, kids and old men, I can tell you it's never said in jest. There's real hatred behind it. I would defend your right to post what you like, but I don't like you very much.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20,
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The picture WAS in jest and was made in a way that attempts to show no offense to anyone. If you're seriously offended, I apolagise, but please understand that it singled no-one out as being bad individuals and was meant entirely as fun, just like all the other pics on the board.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:27,
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I have a Freind of mine who "Fucking hates Niggers" (sorry its a quote) but he's not racist, why? Cos he's black.
When are we going to realise racism is not in the use of a word its in your perception of others. Make you race my race join the human race, and just hate everyone.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32,
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When are we going to realise racism is not in the use of a word its in your perception of others. Make you race my race join the human race, and just hate everyone.

Doh
That makes it not a race issue.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:41,
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That makes it not a race issue.

the point is that words have connotations - that's what words do - they mean things.
My argument is that it may seem like a lot of fun to casually use the word "paki", but to many its use is associated with hate and intimidation.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:39,
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My argument is that it may seem like a lot of fun to casually use the word "paki", but to many its use is associated with hate and intimidation.

you have missed it. as a (presumably) white person in a predominantly white society it's remarkably easy to not appreciate what it's like not being white. you, and for that matter i, have no idea what it's like having a bunch of cunts shouting 'paki' at us, but i think you can appreciate that it must be fucking horrible. a little consideration is what's needed.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48,
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I have a rule when someone repeats themselves with no reasoned arguement the thread has ended. I will however help you with this one.
Creed is not the only socio-economic minority group out there. I'm a Dyslexic who happens to be 6 foot 7 inches tall this puts me in two minority groups that suffer from stereotyping (P.S I can JUMP). I've had a bunch of cunts shout at me for these things, through school, and you should see the grief at nightclubs when every pissed idiot thinks taking down the big guy is a good idea.
If they don't want to know you for who you are and don't listen to what your saying to them all you have to do is place them into that other well known social stereotype "Thick Idiots"
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:15,
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Creed is not the only socio-economic minority group out there. I'm a Dyslexic who happens to be 6 foot 7 inches tall this puts me in two minority groups that suffer from stereotyping (P.S I can JUMP). I've had a bunch of cunts shout at me for these things, through school, and you should see the grief at nightclubs when every pissed idiot thinks taking down the big guy is a good idea.
If they don't want to know you for who you are and don't listen to what your saying to them all you have to do is place them into that other well known social stereotype "Thick Idiots"

makes me sick. Oooh take it down but here's my homophobic pictures, Gays are funny! Here's my picture of genocide bwahahahahahaaaaa blah de fucking blah blah.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20,
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it's been made into a clicky anyway.
do not click on above if offended.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14,
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do not click on above if offended.

to myself and three other members of my family.
Please remove it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06,
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Please remove it.

So bloody funny - I've litterally rolled on the floor!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19,
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but can very much see how people could be offended by it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08,
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you went from needing a woman to stop going crazy to a fanny magnet in less then 5 minutes
good going!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16,
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good going!

i figured i was too young to face the truth, i think i'll delude myself for a few more years.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20,
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and quite big so clicky
on an unrelated note, i saw two townie kids fighting today, so i watched and laughed cruelly.
edit - here is a picture of art garfunkel with two sets of eyes
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48,
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on an unrelated note, i saw two townie kids fighting today, so i watched and laughed cruelly.
edit - here is a picture of art garfunkel with two sets of eyes

and the most obscene.
edit: and the most offensive to a particular board member if we're not careful.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49,
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edit: and the most offensive to a particular board member if we're not careful.

she's offended, what with her past career as a stripper.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56,
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well, the not offended bit.I can't really be bothered to be...
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58,
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I know. I'll stop now.
Bee,bonnet, you know me.
Anyway, time for home.
Byyyeeeeeee
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04,
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Bee,bonnet, you know me.
Anyway, time for home.
Byyyeeeeeee

this is bordering on obsessive. shall we stop before someone gets hurt?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58,
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Pep is lovely and I wouldn't want her to get upset and bar me from posting.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01,
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please understand pep, we only did it so you'd notice us and talk to us...
(and because work is quite dull.)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04,
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(and because work is quite dull.)

hahahahahahahaha.....er *cough*
no. I didn't find that remotely funny.
honest
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51,
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no. I didn't find that remotely funny.
honest

hahahahahahahaha
but a beard like Saruman (sorry pep, just kiddin')
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52,
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but a beard like Saruman (sorry pep, just kiddin')

I thought they all looked pretty much the same. Thanks and everything.
(from your name change I'm not suprised you didn't know...)
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53,
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(from your name change I'm not suprised you didn't know...)

since i was last near one. and she was a dickhead.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55,
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it could be a long-term career, you know....
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07,
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played itself out. the joke that is.
*thinks furiously*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57,
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*thinks furiously*

townies are funny.
except when three of them beat you up randomly
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:54,
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except when three of them beat you up randomly

to your friend who got stabbed? whatever happened with that anyway?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56,
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hour community service, the others got an 'action plan'.
That's justice.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59,
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That's justice.

My school made us all do 75 hours when we were in year 7!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02,
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so, if anyone wants to go out and stab someone to get their money, go for it 'cos it's less illegal than smoking dope.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04,
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What was that, a bit of paper with 'Don't stab people' written on it.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02,
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and my mate still has scars on his hand and leg.
Great.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05,
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Great.

hahaa
Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAH!
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09,
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Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAH!

the board would fall apart without her.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04,
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at least, that's what my Doctor tells me.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48,
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you were just too lazy to use one of the pinky-in-mouth pics, weren't you.
w, btw
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49,
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w, btw


Kicking bishop kitten up the arse

and started bashing the bishop then?
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52,
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'cuz a friend was too drunk to write 'framboos' and i thought it was funny. I was drunk too. Now it's the name of my 1-man biz. *cough*frambooz.com*cough*
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49,
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what with booze-related raspberries (educated guess - Framboise being French for raspberry).
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51,
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Cock is a (somewhat) common last name. Because we are funny people.
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51,
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with the main character called 'Dick de Cock' and that has nothing to do with you-know-what
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Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51,
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