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# Is it just me...


...or is there something strangely phallic about BBC 3's mascot? It's got hair and everything.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:15, archived)
# ha ha ha
it looks like a GIANT HAIRY COCK!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# i found that
far far far too amusing.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:24, archived)
# Is it just me...
...or is there something disappointingly phallic about BBC 3's programming?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:38, archived)
# .


taken from yahoo
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Mmmmmmmm
boobies.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# does she also model
garments for fish?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Who?
Sara Cox?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# whoever that fish-faced lady is
her
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# been meaning to do this for ages


(just not quite this crudely!)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Like it
but have you been in a coma for ten years and are trying to be topical?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# actually i fell thru a temporal cross rip a few hours ago
still adjusting..
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# ooh
you've blinded me with science now. I'll have to take your word for it. Marti deserves all he gets. Anyone want to photoshop a Pellow Submarine a la Viz?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# I saw a CD in Sainsbury's the other day.
It was called Marti Pellow sings the Hits of Wet Wet Wet.
I thought he'd already done that, the heroin-snorting bog-baby.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
laughter, that's what i did.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# like that woman out of the Two Fat Ladies
...she saw a march in London, and asked what it was about. "It's the victory parade for the Falklands war", they said.

She was drinking so much, she hadn't even known it had started.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Bush insists
He directs his troops to the front line personally...



i am so sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# nice
I can't be arsed to reply with a "bring out the munt"...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# They work hard...
...they play hard.



Love you.
xx
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Who
me?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# no
me.

i hope
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# tsch
that slut's always putting it about ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# hooray for seals
oh yes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:22, archived)
# no hands comedy bandwagon 2

'we didn't start it'
'Yes you did , you invaded Poland!'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# pure
fawlty class
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Band

wagon
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# making up for the fact
that you have a small cock
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# You know my so well...
Are you my brother?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# No
your sister
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# I stand corrected...
and much much happier.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
#
excellent!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I don't know what came over me ...

Hermit kittens?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# sorry
(that would make more sense if i was a boy)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Ladies can make happy-wee-wee too
I've seen it ON THE INTERNET
(is that how the phrase goes?)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# awwww
fluffiness, with a hard recycled carapace. That's what we need more of!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# I'll have a plate of them please
drenched in garlic butter with a warm salad... yummmm ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# Les chatons à la bourguignonne
Our speciality.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
[challenge entry] erm,i had it in my room,

i won the nose in a xmas cracker, i knew it would bome in handey
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# gads
someone either reduce it or delete it!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# erm
lets not
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# its fecking huge
!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# 300k is about six times bigger than it needs to be
mate, some people are on dial-up.
bring the quality setting of the jpeg down to 75 max, that should do it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:21, archived)
# I'd say 20X
you could easily get that down to 15K without it looking too shite
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:30, archived)
# ..
tell one how to make it smaller
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:46, archived)
# He is way too paranoid
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:00, archived)
# a woo
and a yay
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I'd pay good
money to be that man!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Why
has she got a goose hidden down her top?


w/y/h!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Yay!
*honk*

Hey, it's even fun when you do it to yourself!

*honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk* *honk*

threadjack... more crap 'professional' photoshopping for you to get all smug over:
images.amazon.com/images/P/B00007AJJV.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# cue 5-leaved clovers
if you know what I mean.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# Some people

took the war demos a bit too seriously
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# rollin' rollin' rollin'
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# hey
no man is an island!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:54, archived)
# except maybe...


(sorry)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# I
stand corrected.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# special shoes?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# magic shoes?
apple juice?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# probably just
evolution
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# First,
there is a mountain.
The there is no mountain.
Then, there is.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# spoken
like a true poet
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# Haha
classic rubbish donovan.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Donovan?
Or somebody like that.
Barabajagal. They don't write songs like that any more. With good reason.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# i am
i said
to no-one there
and no-one heard
not even the chair.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# surely that would be better served
if it was a giant wind turbine providing clean energy?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Isn't that
No(R)man is an island?

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# i am a sock
i live in a moccasin
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# a Dr Evil
"rrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# No man
is an island.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# that -is- funny
and i'm not saying that because you're my brother and you still have my Justin Timberlake-albums.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# if i had
a justin timberlake album and someone nicked it i would slag them off to fuck in the hope that they would never return it. then i would wonder why i ever had it in the first place.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# they were meant to be burnt in a satanic ritual
but the lil' bugger won't let me!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# tiny addition
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:03, archived)
# We've been talking about this for weeks. Hopefully it doesn't cross the line too much!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Just about to be shot
fudge face?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# Its good but its not the one
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# Fudge-paki?
:os
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# if it's
what i think it is then yes it does.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# But racism is funny!
Look at Jim cunt Davidson.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I don't consider it to be racism
Since its not looking down on anyone. Just fun.

Saying that, if anyone wants me to delete, ask and I will.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# yeah
just good clean fun. twunt.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# "paki"
is quite an offensive word...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:11, archived)
# I didn't say
it...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# for
fuck's sake.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# pardon?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:15, archived)
# i said
for fuck's sake. i was implying that perhaps andi was being spectacularly naive in not realising the damage that this kind of casual racism does, then claiming it was fine because he didn't actually say it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Oh!
i see
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# why should you?
lots of people are offended by lots of things here. I'm sure relatives of 11th Sep would be most upset by some of the stuff that was up here blah blah blah. Freedom of posts and all that.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:12, archived)
# Thanks
Jay...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# we're talking about making light of a traumatic world event
you're dealing with everyday discrimination. Having been called a paki myself by skinheads, kids and old men, I can tell you it's never said in jest. There's real hatred behind it. I would defend your right to post what you like, but I don't like you very much.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Thorpe, I mean absolutely no offense...
The picture WAS in jest and was made in a way that attempts to show no offense to anyone. If you're seriously offended, I apolagise, but please understand that it singled no-one out as being bad individuals and was meant entirely as fun, just like all the other pics on the board.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:27, archived)
# Racism
I have a Freind of mine who "Fucking hates Niggers" (sorry its a quote) but he's not racist, why? Cos he's black.
When are we going to realise racism is not in the use of a word its in your perception of others. Make you race my race join the human race, and just hate everyone.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:32, archived)
# how
is that not racist?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:33, archived)
# Cos they are the same Race!
Doh
That makes it not a race issue.

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# he 'Fucking
hates Niggers' and it's not a race issue. uh huh.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:44, archived)
# oh dear
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:49, archived)
# hmm
the point is that words have connotations - that's what words do - they mean things.

My argument is that it may seem like a lot of fun to casually use the word "paki", but to many its use is associated with hate and intimidation.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:39, archived)
# And I think in the case, it was obviously used
as fun.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:41, archived)
# here is the point ---->.
you have missed it. as a (presumably) white person in a predominantly white society it's remarkably easy to not appreciate what it's like not being white. you, and for that matter i, have no idea what it's like having a bunch of cunts shouting 'paki' at us, but i think you can appreciate that it must be fucking horrible. a little consideration is what's needed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:48, archived)
# live life and learn
I have a rule when someone repeats themselves with no reasoned arguement the thread has ended. I will however help you with this one.

Creed is not the only socio-economic minority group out there. I'm a Dyslexic who happens to be 6 foot 7 inches tall this puts me in two minority groups that suffer from stereotyping (P.S I can JUMP). I've had a bunch of cunts shout at me for these things, through school, and you should see the grief at nightclubs when every pissed idiot thinks taking down the big guy is a good idea.
If they don't want to know you for who you are and don't listen to what your saying to them all you have to do is place them into that other well known social stereotype "Thick Idiots"
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 18:15, archived)
# This kind of hypocritical nonsense
makes me sick. Oooh take it down but here's my homophobic pictures, Gays are funny! Here's my picture of genocide bwahahahahahaaaaa blah de fucking blah blah.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# yeah, but i reserve the
right to be a fucking hypocrite.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:23, archived)
# looks like
it's been made into a clicky anyway.

do not click on above if offended.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Lose it
please...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:13, archived)
# hmmm.........
that is not nice
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# I'd say
that crosses the line. Not good.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you crossed the line
buddy
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that is simultaneously offensive
to myself and three other members of my family.

Please remove it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Relax
It's not ginger fudge ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# That actually made my cry...
So bloody funny - I've litterally rolled on the floor!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:19, archived)
# i think that is pretty funny
but can very much see how people could be offended by it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:08, archived)
# that was quick mike
you went from needing a woman to stop going crazy to a fanny magnet in less then 5 minutes

good going!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# yeah well
i figured i was too young to face the truth, i think i'll delude myself for a few more years.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:20, archived)
# Don't let them take an inch
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# so is martin sheen the right wing element
in the west wing??
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# oh my
i actually snorted. out loud.

that is classic!

(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# nice..
very nice...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:53, archived)
# this is immature
and quite big so clicky

on an unrelated note, i saw two townie kids fighting today, so i watched and laughed cruelly.

edit - here is a picture of art garfunkel with two sets of eyes
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# oooh,
check out the chat-up king
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# this could be the worst bandwagon ever
and the most obscene.
edit: and the most offensive to a particular board member if we're not careful.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# and
the most offensive to a mod.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# I don't think
she's offended, what with her past career as a stripper.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# *newsflash*
woh.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# tis true.
well, the not offended bit.I can't really be bothered to be...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# You were being
vague, so I drew my own conclusions.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# nope
not a stripper, I have a clothed day job.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# I know,
I know. I'll stop now.
Bee,bonnet, you know me.
Anyway, time for home.
Byyyeeeeeee
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Can I stop
being your butler now?

I wasn't cut out to buttle
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# hmm.
this is bordering on obsessive. shall we stop before someone gets hurt?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# I think that's wise.
Pep is lovely and I wouldn't want her to get upset and bar me from posting.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:01, archived)
# yes
please understand pep, we only did it so you'd notice us and talk to us...

(and because work is quite dull.)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# she's got a
sore-one (geddit?)
sorry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# ppssssssttt
it's pronounced sour-on
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# .
yes but that wouldn't have been hilarious
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
#
neither was that
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahaha.....er *cough*

no. I didn't find that remotely funny.

honest
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# hahahah
hahahahahahahaha


but a beard like Saruman (sorry pep, just kiddin')
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# just mine?
I thought they all looked pretty much the same. Thanks and everything.
(from your name change I'm not suprised you didn't know...)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# it's been a very long time
since i was last near one. and she was a dickhead.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# might be a while yet
?

I dunno...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# yes.
it will be.
fucking ages.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# I'm sure you'll
get a woman...no, you're right. ;)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# masurbating and crying?
it could be a long-term career, you know....
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:07, archived)
# [insert joke about saltiness]
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:10, archived)
# No,
I can't think of anything funny to say.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:55, archived)
# i think it's pretty much
played itself out. the joke that is.
*thinks furiously*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:57, archived)
# hehehe
townies are funny.

except when three of them beat you up randomly
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:54, archived)
# was that a reference
to your friend who got stabbed? whatever happened with that anyway?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# the one who stabbed him got a recommended 100
hour community service, the others got an 'action plan'.

That's justice.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:59, archived)
# 100 hour service?
My school made us all do 75 hours when we were in year 7!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# exactly
so, if anyone wants to go out and stab someone to get their money, go for it 'cos it's less illegal than smoking dope.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# An action plan?
What was that, a bit of paper with 'Don't stab people' written on it.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:02, archived)
# something like that
and my mate still has scars on his hand and leg.

Great.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Ahaaa....
hahaa

Ahahaha! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAHAHAH!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:09, archived)
# let's not scare pep away kids
the board would fall apart without her.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:04, archived)
# yes'sir
kiss ass :¬)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Its like a junior school
you pick on the girls you like...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:16, archived)
# no hummus

but the 'sign' bandwagons always make me smirk ...
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Most chucklesome. Most chucklesome indeed.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Smirking is bad for your health
at least, that's what my Doctor tells me.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# ha!
at least yours is original. woo yay.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# I saw these ones...
and they were real (repost alert)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# I really am sorry
for my unhealthy weevil obsession, but:
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# :)
you were just too lazy to use one of the pinky-in-mouth pics, weren't you.

w, btw
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# Waaay
too lazy :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)
# No Hands Shoe-horned into a classic comedy moment

Kicking bishop kitten up the arse
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo
poib
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:47, archived)
# poib?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:58, archived)
# one word:
soooooopoib

(superb)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:06, archived)
# No-hands has reached adolescence
and started bashing the bishop then?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# Worst...
...is Dutch for sausage...

Hehe.

Sorry.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:44, archived)
# *slap*
...is Dutch for 'weak'.

sorry aswell
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Is Frambooz
somekind of raspberry-based alcopop?
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# It's
framboos.

And it's Dutch for raspberry
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# No... frambooz
is my big brother :)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# *slap*
is the sound of my hand hitting my lil' bro :P
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:50, archived)
# nah, it's framboos with a z at the end
'cuz a friend was too drunk to write 'framboos' and i thought it was funny. I was drunk too. Now it's the name of my 1-man biz. *cough*frambooz.com*cough*
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:49, archived)
# so I was at least three quarters right.
what with booze-related raspberries (educated guess - Framboise being French for raspberry).
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# at least your nick is true
your brain actually has stuff
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:52, archived)
# everyone's does
it's just that mine is better ;p

(joke)
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 17:14, archived)
# wurst
Ich bin ein Berliner.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# Doh!
Nuts.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:46, archived)
# gah!
the sun is in my eyes!!!
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Dick
is German for fat.
And German dictionaries say Fat Dick
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:48, archived)
# Dick is a first name here in The Netherlands
Cock is a (somewhat) common last name. Because we are funny people.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# There is a Dutch TV-detective-series
with the main character called 'Dick de Cock' and that has nothing to do with you-know-what
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:51, archived)
# well i didn't like him so for me it did
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Like Van Der Vag?
.
(, Tue 18 Feb 2003, 16:56, archived)

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