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I am so simple

(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)

wow.

you look identical to a guy who lives in my building.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:46, archived)

here's a funny one for you sir

without going into too much detail, 100% Kitten and I were talking about blagging some b3tans onto a UK talk show with a fake story, and getting some others in the audience. Apart from me and Gibbon, you were the only other person she could think of mad enough to try it.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:49, archived)

apart from not knowing what blagging is

I'm up for it. I'll be in london around the 11th bash, hopefully a couple of week span on either side. any ideas for the story yet? can I be a hippie or a drug addict or a lumberjack or a porn star or a alien abduction victim or an american werewolf in london?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)

or all of the above

unfortunately, as was pointed out, unless we find some women barmy enough to participate, it will probably have to involve a gay love triangle. The Werewolf may be out though, our talk shows are a bit tame in comparison to yours, although I'm sure you'd recognise the slack-jawed idiots.

Blagging (V): To obtain a goal by deception or out and out scrounging.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:58, archived)

what's with kitten?

she's a girl, innit.
and we could ask dr. phil, I think she's more adventurous than she likes to pretend.
and freshlegs lives the exciting life. we should ask her.
banana, rosey, amerella... pep! hahahahaa... that would rock.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:05, archived)

it's firmly in the works

the show has a phone line where they tell you what kind of stories they're looking for at the moment, I'll be on to that and concocting a story tomorrow. We need to leave some people in the audience, because the fun part will be them heckling us and booing. And I'm sure at least one of the girls will get talked round before then.

The more I think about this idea, the more I like it. Imagine the footage in the newsletter!

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:08, archived)

what

about being members of some kind of loony cult....the followers of the sacred cat...that or the sphinx...as thats just a huge cat...

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:01, archived)

Can I be a kipper in a bizarre Resurrection ritual?

*Please*

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:58, archived)

I hope noone from the TV company in question

is reading this, or we're scuppered before we get started.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)

I wanted to be a lumberjack

leaping from tree to tree
as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia.....

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:59, archived)

Actually

Can I be a gay alien-abducted hippie pornstar kipper in a bizarre love triangle? That would make me so happy

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)

simple

but effective

Woo! to self-portraits. I think this should be self-portrait week.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:47, archived)

µ says.....

(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:51, archived)

um....

DO you live in my apartment building?!?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)

wouldn't it be really amusing

if we all lived in the same building

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)

the creepiest part is

he's not answering.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)

maybe

he's on his way round
*cue psycho music - screech screech screech*

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:03, archived)

actually his girlfriend

looks remarkably like my ex, who lives in my building too.
what's going on here?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:14, archived)

hehe

nah, I dont live in ur building.
I live in me parents attic in thanet (where?)

(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

even better

there's a (very good) animation on his website called "I know where you live".

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

right!

that's settled the digital camera Vs. new 7 iron argument.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:55, archived)

I collected a bunch

of b3ta self-portraits from a bandwagon last year, December 20th, which I have yet to make into a gallery.. a little MS paint challenge..

crappy bitmap here

I now realise I drew myself too fat (and badly, of course).

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:07, archived)

bandwagon

interdis/verboten/forbidden!

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:09, archived)

This is another one

..not drawn in paint..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:11, archived)

this was supposed to be

self portrait week in m3ss3ng3r this week, but noone's got round to it yet. If they/we do, and you're still planning to do that, I'll see you get them.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:10, archived)

hehe

mew is the best greek letter going

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:48, archived)

You're slightly spooky looking that's for sure

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:17, archived)

no Im not

I love reflection :)

(µ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:24, archived)

i love

HOODS :o)

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:31, archived)

Heh

is that you?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:45, archived)

nope

this is me

will someone spong me please???

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:48, archived)

This is...

Me.

(BurningFeetMan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:51, archived)

Pre-sponged too.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:52, archived)

Heh

Thats crazy...

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:16, archived)

HAH!

Sadly... That really did make me chuckle.

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:15, archived)

Heh.

Favorite card, anyone?

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:21, archived)

I like the one

with filler bunny on it.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)

the big hungry monster one

is making me hungry

mmmmmmm, paper

/homer

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:24, archived)

I don't like any of them

Can we see all 1000?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:35, archived)

my favourite is

this is the end

(otis grahm, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

I likes the crazy dance one

I might just print it on sticky paper!

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Weevilgrl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)

i like the evil dead

one below.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:49, archived)

I think this is

turning into a kind of Rorsach (spelling?) test for b3tans.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:53, archived)

i am such

a twat.

(lonely, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)

d'oh

surely he saw that coming?
w/y

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:12, archived)

you would have thought so,

but no. he didn't.

(lonely, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:16, archived)

and

he keeps on doing it. Maybe one day he'll learn.
Anyway,

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:26, archived)

fare thee well sirah!

night night

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:27, archived)

it took me 5 minutes and your post to get that

stupidity just isn't strong enough a word.

(lonely, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

I don't know

I think stupidity covers it nicely ;)

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:38, archived)

:-)

Hehehahaha.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)

that's a really cute robot

I'm hoping that down that hole is the world of robot heaven, where all robot desires are fulfilled.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:16, archived)

But

all he really wanted was to fall into that deep, dark hole.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:18, archived)

aha

function achieved=happy robot

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)

Yep.

Yep.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:20, archived)

I wanted to fall into a hole once

Just once mind

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:20, archived)

a big

hole?

(lonely, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:22, archived)

No just a small one

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:26, archived)

That's a poor, sweet little robot

it reminds me of the multi kerbjillion dollar ones that NASA sends to Mars only to have them meet a similar fate.

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Propaganda Monkey, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)

they fall in holes?

;)

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:24, archived)

might as well do

we need people up there, or at the very least, well dressed monkeys

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:25, archived)

Worse!

They get stuck on rocks or trapped by some other Martian shit and then waste away and die as their batteries dry up. Boo. Poor tiny robots.

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Propaganda Monkey, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:27, archived)

Someday we'll get there only to find

that the little fellas have set up their own advanced civilization.
They'll have built entire robot cities, powered by the sun.

Inexplicably, they'll worship Madeliene Stowe as their creator.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:42, archived)

What the ...

Borgnine, Stowe, Borgnine, Stowe, Borgnine, Stowe?

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Propaganda Monkey, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)

when the board's this static

deleted posts really freak me out, it's like going back in time

woooooeeeeooooeeeeooooeee

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)

Inevitability

is funny. It just is.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:54, archived)

now im bored

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

I almost never repost, but here:

It was the happiest day of his little green life.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:28, archived)

What a lovely couple

Wonder if it will cost much to get this made into a hoodie for me to wear...

(KiDdErZ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:02, archived)

Nice!

Tone looks "sincerely..happy...on this..great day"

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)

erm.....

About £8,000,000 :)

BTW I was on TV a couple of weeks ago

click here to see a really really small me.

grumble.......4 hours of footage.......grumble........moan.......close ups.......grumble...... grumble....... didn't use them........moan moan grumble.

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TBR, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:06, archived)

Hee.

Hee.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

are you naked?

are you in blackpool?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:51, archived)

Ever play 1000 blank cards?

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

We can't afford blank cards where I come from

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)

That looks like

the funnest game ever

(bluemerle, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:01, archived)

B3ta comemorative card game?

There's an idea somewhere...

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:03, archived)

Yeah, it is.

The only problem is that all of the really funny cards were... eaten.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:07, archived)

how on earth

do you play that?

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:02, archived)

Hee.

like this.

(smoothie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)

discordian intelligence agency eh?

how well do you know Fnord?

this board's starting to give me the shivers.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

I think it should be bundled with Linux

to parallel Solitaire on Windows...

(A B3ta release of Linux, now there's a thought...Kittenux?)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)

instead of RedHat

EarSocks

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:12, archived)

with Furball file compression?

?

(That game would make a good competition)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)

I'd install it

on a rarely used partition no doubt :)

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)

Yes, that's the best place for it

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:18, archived)

Well,

i know what i'm trying this weekend! Thanks for the link.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)

i think that one...

needs to be turned into a drinking game.

wahey!

(grampski, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:33, archived)

I'm not entirely sure

what to say about that

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:02, archived)

Im bad at

Photoshop

(Gabba, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:54, archived)

Just shutup

and introduce me to whoever that is holding it

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:28, archived)

Kia ora K3rry

..been busy?
you just pop in for a quick "I would"?

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:34, archived)

I would indeed

twice!

Hello, Sadly work is full on.... lot's of pic ideas, no hummus or time :-( How goes it in the big city?

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:37, archived)

Bad

now that uni's started and we have to work our tails off.
Boo.

Still, at least that stupid boat sank!
HAahahahahahahaha!

Who's loyal now!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:09, archived)

I am

I have it tattoed on my arm now. I've contacted Team NZ and asked to help on the next challenge....

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:21, archived)

She looks almost exactly

like a friend of mine. Single too.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:37, archived)

I get the feeling

she's not from around here where I am tho......

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:46, archived)

Not even close.

She moves around a lot though.
Give her a few years.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:54, archived)

Got any information

that may be of use for ~~stalking~~ um, making friends.....

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:57, archived)

Second plea for..

..someone to give me the archive link for the pic of when part of Stratford East fell into the Jubilee Line a couple of months ago. I'm an honest girl, honest, m'lud...

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)

here

www.stratfordeastfallingintothejubileeline.com

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:57, archived)

ermmm

no gefory

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:57, archived)

hmm

it was wotking a minute ago.
I'll report them to www.fakelinksdontwork.gov.uk ;)

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:02, archived)

i think

you should :P

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:15, archived)

As I say, I'm an honest girl...

.. with a request, so if anyone can chuck me a link, I would shower them with, well, nothing but nice thoughts... I admit, but hey.. hey..

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:04, archived)

do you know

roughly how long ago it was?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)

I'd

wait around for Fnord if I were you.
He keeps the spazz in a specially constructed suede pouch, which he wears under his vest, or something.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)

his brain is hardwired to the spazz

which gives me an Idea for a picture....

/goes in search of Fnordic pictures

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:18, archived)

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K3rry, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:29, archived)

but of course

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:32, archived)

try a search for "Jubilee Line"

although you'll probably get alot of early-morning posts moaning about public transport on the way to work.

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)

Yr damn right i did......

.... but thanks to you and deeny fer trying fer me. Night xxxxxxxxx

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:11, archived)

Found this on rakemykitten.com

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

Well, at least it's not

Rake my Rack.

edit> Oops! I forgot: Woo! The look on his face is super!

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:47, archived)

ummm

racks

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:54, archived)

You make us laugh

the hardest we have all shitty day.
Woo and yay!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:35, archived)

I agree with the shitty day

Bring back summer school!
More time for B3TA !!!
woo

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Weevilgrl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:43, archived)

ssooooooooo cool!!!!!

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Weevilgrl, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:41, archived)

double woo

(tasty, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:44, archived)

The gourden project

Entry is free with a small kitten or weasil

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:45, archived)

Why did God give it a bill???

(Bobguy122, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)

I was glassed by an autonomous arm once

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)

Yeah

sorry about that, I was pissed, and my hand slipped. Besides, you looked at me funny.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

No hard feelings

The scars get me a lot of attention. In fact - thank you - it's been a positive event in my life, I now have a book and a self help therapy kit entitled "A good glassing can change your f**kin life".

And I live in Fiji with Tony Robbins and my children and kittens. Weird huh?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:49, archived)

Hey

just goes to show that a "negative experience can really be a wolf in
a kitten's anorak". You don't mind me quoting from your book, I hope?

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:51, archived)

Kitten in a belming loris' parka I think you'll find

You're on the path my happy friend. Now accept your glassing with a joyful cry of "Praise the KittenSoup for the Soul!"

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)

not as weird

as a mangoose eating cheese whilst drunking a nice boedeaux... but thats a different story all together

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)

think you'll find it is exatly 34.76% weirder. 0% of inexactitude.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:54, archived)

fucksocks

my mistake

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)

and

an honest one, forgiven.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)

I disagree

he/she must have an angle?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:01, archived)

you

reckon he's a Bordeaux salesman?

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)

Nope

He's trying to challenge the accepted spelling of mongoose

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)

aaahhhhh!

sneaky

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)

Is that

a hate crime?
;p

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)

In the time honoured tradition when testing a new drawing tool

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:36, archived)

But when..

I did this with a photo of our dog, my husband freaked out. Mebbee I shoudda got a photo of his penis first, b4 trying it out???

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:40, archived)

You cut a photo of your dog into a snowflake?

Weirdo!

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

Nah...

I cut his penis into a snowflake first, obviously..........

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:55, archived)

Nothing to see here...

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:57, archived)

you've inspired me

to make my own.
click here for original size

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:08, archived)

Bless you..

...I shall take this image to bed with me..

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:13, archived)

Yours has "porn bellends"

Nice!

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:14, archived)

and can you see

the ladies?

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:19, archived)

their arms got a bit

fucked up because I was trying to make the negative space a sort of crotch area.
and I beheaded them, woe is me! which I only had more snowflake space!

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:21, archived)

Do they have piercings?

Or do I fail my Rorschach test?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:23, archived)

well... if you're looking at it as crotch

then yeah, I guess those are piercings. but if they're boobs, then those are nipples.
*sigh* I think I got a little too surreal.

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zog why change it now?, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:25, archived)

Or are they girls in dresses

with crab claws sticking out of their sides?

(Tell me about your mother...)

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:33, archived)

A bit late for the crap Superheroes, but nevermind eh?

(plankton, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

Aww

cute.
Woo anyway!

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

hiya!

Me again.... last time i'm gonna put up this link but feed back plz... www.drummingmonkey.com and the new animation HAPPY HAPPY!

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

*hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm*

that was me feeding back...

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:22, archived)

I Concur.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

but still

don't you feel happier now?

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

Jack, Fred...

ooooh! 3001 posts.

I can go to bed happy now... night night.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

thats right

sleep, but sleep knowing that tomorow....... you have to wake up again! HAHAHAHAA

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

night night

we'll meet again.. don't know where.. don't know when..
But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

see ya

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

I'M DRUNK

YES!

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:24, archived)

congratulations!

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

Well done!

it gets harder eh?
If I want to get drunk the way I used to I pretty much have to drink overproof - nasty..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

Do you

really want to know?
I watched it yesterday until the turnip started bouncing around and got bored.
Anything exciting happen after that?

This is at least the third time you've posted the link so maybe the resounding silence is your answer.

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

Link

to b3ta

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:45, archived)

you want a link to b3ta....

ok then

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

Apart from this one glaring omission, it looks fine. Nicely laid out etc.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:49, archived)

The link

has now been rectified :p chrs

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:51, archived)

Oh, and one more thing...

...MORE KITTENS! ;)

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:55, archived)

true true

will have to mollest a few pet stores

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SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:59, archived)

I know it's a bit gruesome

Probably a bit big too. Ho hum.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

haha!

nah, 80K is fine..

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

considering

the amount of time this took, it looks surprisingly q&d.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

q & d?

quilt & dental floss?
quim & dick?
quake & doom?

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:27, archived)

like how you like your phone calls...

quick and dirty.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

did actually mean quilt and dental floss.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

Quaaludes and downers

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:30, archived)

Aaaaww

Cattè?

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

I'm

shopping every kitten on www.ratemykitten.com. 3 down, Forty-Three Thousand something something something to go.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

You have got

WAY, WAY, to much time on your hands.

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:35, archived)

Ignoring

the fact that time by its essence is unquantifiable, you can never have too much of it.
You never get old people saying "there's just too much time, and not enough to do".
My task may seem meaningless to the casual observer but I have set myself a goal,
whether I actually achieve this goal is inconsiquential, it is the goal that matters.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

I like to come

somewhere 3 hours late and then lecture them on the fact that time is not real.

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:55, archived)

SHIT!

Am I late?
mumblemumbledamn stinkin'cheapdigitalwatches mumblemumblemumble

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)

getting their own back

(P.N.S, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

Woo!

simple and effective.
Yay to that.. damn dirty dogs..

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

hehe

now set him alight.
I hate dogs.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)

...

that is great, but it doesn't mean i won't kill you.

(keiran, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

ha ha

k i will kill you with the ice again and you will do nothing about it cause i will doge it again like a ninja

(P.N.S, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

oh yeah?

you speak big words... little man.

(keiran, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:29, archived)

k i could kill you with

my little finger that has been smashed in by a hammer and then diced and still not break a swet

(P.N.S, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:49, archived)

tee hee

it's even light blue, like baby wee and menstrual flow

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:31, archived)

Yeah......

Nice one xx

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K@te, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:43, archived)

US of A

The basic thinking behind all of this has been explained quite lucidly on a number of occasions. (This is a very open society and if one wants to learn what's going on, you can do it; it takes a little work, but the documents are there and the history is also there.) One of the clearest and most lucid accounts of the planning behind this was by George Kennan, who was one of the most thoughtful, humane, and liberal of the planners, and in fact was eliminated from the State Depatment largely for that reason. Kennan was the head of the State Department policy planning staff in the late 1940s. In the following document, PPS23, February 1948, he outlined the basic thinking:

We have about 50 percent of the world's wealth, but only 6.3 percent of its population... . In this situation, we cannot fail to be the object of envy and resentment. Our real task in the coming period is to devise a pattern of relationships which will permit us to maintain this position of disparity... . We need not deceive ourselves that we can afford today the luxury of altruism and world-benefaction... . We should cease to talk about vague and ..., unreal objectives such as human rights, the raising of the living standards, and democratization. The day is not far off when we are going to have to deal in straight power concepts. The less we are then hampered by idealistic slogans, the better.

(domthebomb, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)

That's very logical thinking

and it would seem to be borne out by recent history.

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

but

nothing what so ever about kittens....or midgets....

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:09, archived)

Ermmm.....

Excuse me Mr Doodle-Dandy, but I'm considerably richer than you.

Btw is it wrong to fancy the girlmouse in the Levi's advert?

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)

not wrong

but certainly ill-advised.

(martian, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 3:16, archived)

cats

cats are nice

"We have about 50 percent of the world's wealth, but only 6.3 percent of its population....and 98% of the worlds fat bastards"

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

At the risk of further stereotyping americans...

...I once went to Edinburgh on the train and as I was ascending the stairs from the station to Princes Street, an American tourist in front of me saw the castle for the first time and said,

"That's the castle? It looks more like a building"

Oh how we laughed.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

Joke:

Q) How do you spot the American tourist in Edinburgh?

A) He's the only one wearing tartan.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:20, archived)

haha

visions of trainspotting..
(was that set in Edinburgh?)

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munkt0n, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

And that was 50 years ago.

Now they have like 80% of the wealth, and all the fat bastards.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:19, archived)

Nawww

Fat Bastard is from Scotland. Didn't you see "The Spy Who Shagged Me"?

(Kimbo, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 4:33, archived)

Huh???

Could you go over that just one more time

(Sheng-ji, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)

yay

Brak

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

night

everyone

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)

"When all you have is a hammer

every problem looks like a nail."

On the other hand, taking Iraq will keep OPEC in line...

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:15, archived)

Even kittens?

???

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:28, archived)

Personally, I handle

all my kitten problems with a hammer.
And I'm sure someone has posted the ani to prove it.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:33, archived)

You're not gonna hate

cuz I'm in USA, are ya?
/meek voice

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:18, archived)

Yepper

Just you watch it sonny, we're watching you

(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:26, archived)

*whimper*

(techsmurf, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:23, archived)

there's alot of this about at the moment

isn't there?

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supermoore: HUNG, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:51, archived)

the posters speak for themselves

(dex, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

hehehe

nice one.

and with that, i shall leave you all as i must sleep

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

girwan

BIG

or swiraffe

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

Woo

& Yay

(Indole Ring, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

Get yourself to the frontpage NOW!

Naughty bugger. Woo Yay, mate

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timothycrippins, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever

ever say that!!

it's an instant curse...

tskk

(edit) and with that i bid you all a jolly good rest of the night/morning!

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popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

Swiraffe

is an excellent word.

(goat thinks you're shit, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

that's woo : )

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popt_art, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

gwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

you know you want to

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:55, archived)

I went on an Italian trip,

It lasted for 3 hours.
I woke up hanging upside down,
and checked my hair for flowers.

It was a mushroom pizza,
That made my mind flip out.
I'd shared it with a preacher,
He said he was devout.

I remember bits here and there,
We sang and leapt and laughed.
We saw a nun fall off a chair,
We'd yanked as we ran past.

He took me to his chapel,
And he offered me some wine.
I asked if now we'd go to hell,
He said he hoped we'd crossed that line.

"You preach but do not practice,
What would everyone say,
If they knew you ran the parish,
In this hippocritical way?"

"They do the same as I do,
Nobody is a saint.
The Pope does confession too,
Asks himself to repent."

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:57, archived)

bravo...

*applauds*

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:00, archived)

that's really amazing

how did you do it ?

i mean texture the giraffe skin and all that stuff ?

(phantomboner, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:01, archived)

layers

and luck. also feeling a bit ill at the mo and you really get in the zone when you're trying to take your mind off a killer headache :)

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mozza, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:04, archived)

Very nice.

Even the reflection is perfect.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

you fucking rock

thats possibly the best chop i've ever seen on here

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

Woo!

It's luverly, that is.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:05, archived)

That is ace

better than the real thing.
Woo Yay and, I venture, Houpla.

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GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:16, archived)

I wish that was real

:¬)

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wayward., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

woo that

is most yay

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Milkman Dan, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:32, archived)

That totally is now on my wallpaper

replacing pob's wolf/sparrow which replaced pob's owlcat

*bonk* /kowtow *bonk* /kowtow

that's bowing till your head hits the floor

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Oscar Wildebeest, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 11:44, archived)

Said in stewie's voice from family guy:

Exacty what do you think you are doing???

(Sheng-ji, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:51, archived)

No no no no no no no

I said use a sports CAR!!!! with an R you idiot!!!!

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:52, archived)

LOL

Didn't even think of that!

(Sheng-ji, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:53, archived)

ohhh

like this ya mean ?

(blatant repost i know)

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Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 0:56, archived)

Am I the only one worried

that he is parking it the wrong way? It is likely to get ticketed!

(anathema Meh., Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:02, archived)

...

(Sheng-ji, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:21, archived)

Snarf

and giggle.

(Monkeypuppet, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:25, archived)

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