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even Tigers have to earn a living

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Coprolite, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

Charming

or whoring themselves out to snakes?

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:16, archived)

As ever

Stunning.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:17, archived)

zero say

you'd better be grateful, bananaman!

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:20, archived)

Zero

you appear to have some sort of attractively rugged-looking person attached to your left shoulder.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)

rolf mao!

don't worry, that's just lord floaty. i gave him a nasty stave of the finger, and we've never seen him since.

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)

hahaha...

top woo mr zero :-)
and top notch quality as ever coprolite...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)

isnt that

moby??

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)

you

utter bastard

;)

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)

the princess and the...

peadophile

(tinyblob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

whats he doing now.....

useing his high power name to sell a hot coco drink

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

hahahaha

hot chocolate.
<airplane>
"i like my coffee how i like my men. hot, black and strong"
</airplane>

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

I like my coffe like I like my women

in a plastic cup

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

hot, wet, and

topped with cream

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

bitter and murky

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)

smooth, dark

and capable of keeping me up all night

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)

cold, with a slimy skin

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)

But I don't like coffee....

...now I'm frightened

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:26, archived)

ok,

have a nice soothing cup of tea

hehehehehehehehehehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)

But I don't like

tea either.....

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:37, archived)

good.

because its Chocolate....... :)

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)

bitter, old, lukewarm, and slosh when you walk.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)

lol

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)

The Boy That Texed WOLF!

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

aaahahahahahaa

that is really nice. is that compo entry? if so, i hope you win.

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)

Yes it is

...and yes I hope I do :P

I've got another idea though, but it needs to be an animation. Unfortunately, my hummus to skill ratio is a little one-sided.

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

That's clearly L337 5P34|

it should have said:
omg! gys cm qwk, trs a wlf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (continue exlimation marks until you run out of space)

Yeah, I know, I speak too many modern languages

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

thats cuz

wes livin in a big world. you gots ta knows the stuff or yous a be left behind

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

Like this ?!

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:18, archived)

Just like that.

Although it still seems a bit readable...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:33, archived)

that's really good.

That's probably the first really good entry for this challenge I've seen so far.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

That means a lot

coming from you, thanks!

(JaffaMused local in the So.Cal, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

why...

you're welcome!

*pink*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:24, archived)

...

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:19, archived)

Now THAT'S Joined-up Thinking.

Like it a lot.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:26, archived)

Reverced Advertising

I've made a few of these, clickie for more.

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.90Nz0., Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:04, archived)

Wow!

Does everyone here smoke 120's? Those smokes would fold under their own weight!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

Huh?

hoh?

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.90Nz0., Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

They're so long...

Just looks weird.

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:31, archived)

Ohhhh....

It's a 10 pack :p

Did'nt have a 20 pack pic.

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.90Nz0., Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:34, archived)

Eh?

You speak English? You like bag please?

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:23, archived)

i made 2

(_Jon_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

They are

like collector's editions agmonst my mates, like the little football cards you got on those little white sugar stick things when little.

Anyway

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.90Nz0., Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:36, archived)

Kitty time

i swear this has been done about 50 million time's, but its just so good. Sorry about the size.

(wraithbladeuk, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

...koff koff hack...

If ever there was a cat to smoke weed...

It's Bill The Cat from Bloom County.

Link is to official site - most images are prob (C).

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)

so are most of the other ones people use on here

but that stops no one

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

quick and crappy for the compo

the 3 little pigs!
i think i was at the back of the hummus line

(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

better enter it then...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

they

are not litte

(_Jon_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:15, archived)

well...

i did say quick and crappy

(Melmite This is a MUMORPUGUH!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)

Thanks for the warning

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)

hee hee...

/repost

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

/highbrow

(Krumbit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:44, archived)

I should think so

too!

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:46, archived)

Bandwagon!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:08, archived)

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:21, archived)

Thats an

interesting way to spell Worry

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:25, archived)

indeed

it is.. that what it said in zoren`s crap dictionary of words and stuff.

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)

what other things

do you find in your dictionary? mine only contains words - no stuff....I think perhaps I am missing out on something

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

yes.

(Krumbit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:49, archived)

personally

I found it rather charming.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:27, archived)

why

thank you.

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

/and so to bed. Goodnight Ladies and Gents!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:28, archived)

it will

never die.......

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

Sorry

couldn't resist

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:29, archived)

Damn.

b3tan.

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISS!

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:30, archived)

hehe

a minute in it. Unlucky

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:32, archived)

/coat

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:35, archived)

Bob Ross' latest book has not been doing so well

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)

I like his programme.

My wife hates it.Hmmmmmm.

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)

Is he

The bloke of watercolour challenge?

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

...

*sob*

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:04, archived)

Look, I

Might be unemployed but I do better things in the day than watch tv
I lurk round here and watch Bargain Hunt

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

Is that...

....your coat over there? Allow me.

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:06, archived)

Argh! Argh!

*smacks head against walls* I dunno do I? jeez.

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keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:09, archived)

I just like the sound of the show

scrape, scrape, scrape....breath...soft voice...breath....silence....scrape.

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

Careful...

...that almost sounds erotic...

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

You dare insult the good name of Bob Ross?

You can have people who've been killed in disasters/terrorism, religious figures and great people of our time, but not Bob!

It's just not right.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)

"Oh and we'll put a little tree here...

...you know, you can do whatever you like, its your world..."

/Bob Ross

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)

"its your world"

i forgot all about that part. that man was half genius, half god

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

See, Bob promote healthy delusions of godliness.

Without him, I'd still think I was a worthless peon who could have no real impact on the universe.

Now I understand that whole worlds can be created with just a paintbrush.

Wait, actually that might have been Penny Crayon...

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

If it's my world

I can keep making these control/command + a things.
one of those hidden image things
Yay!

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Artamnesia, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:03, archived)

i agree

but i still give it a happy little woo yay next to this happy litle houpla, and we're done!

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:59, archived)

if i had a day off

i always used to watch that

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)

I'm really really sorry

Edit made smaller

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beagle-28, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)

i hear a band approaching

i think they're riding a wagon
/back in a sec

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:03, archived)

We all knew he was good, but...

/sorry

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

Blimey...

...I think I saw that about a mile away...

woo for the speed though! :^)

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:10, archived)

LOL

Stop it, right now!

You're making me waste good scotch!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:12, archived)

Bob Ross is..

the main man.. and no mistake.

we need a bob ross channel.

(zoren, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:07, archived)

a friend of mine..

made the mistake of sending me a photo of himself..

i guess he's joining the war effort :/

(tinyblob, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)

Oh no, LOOK OUT!!!

(BurningFeetMan, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)

i wish i could do that wish my nose. w/y/h

(KurutteiruRisu, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)

Woo!

To the anim. Hmmmm to the 'arty' pose from your friend though. Is he, errrrr, vegetarian?

(Clownkiller, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)

a friend of yours

made the initial mistake of posing for that sub-morrissey I'm-deep-me tosser-style picture, and is thus completely fair gaem.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:22, archived)

all i can muster up

such a strain on my hummus

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)

nowt wrong with that mate... :-)

i replied to you earlier about squeezing your head for hummus but had loads of msn / connectivity issues so was off the board by the time i posted... so...

sorry... very silly and should really be animated but was trying to be quick... :-)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:01, archived)

-pmsl-

how about that then

looks like im holdin me breath : )

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:14, archived)

It's a bit of a long one...

guess I'm feeling in a kind of pythonesque mood...

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

wow

that was... long. :)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)

except of course

that normally the slaves were buried in the pyramid to prevent the secrets it withheld being revealed...honestly, get it right. :P

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)

That

is extreme conjecture... As indeed is the fact they were slaves at all.

/historychannel

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)

They were all aliens.

/tinfoil-hats

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)

hahaha ...

it's funny, whatever the history book says ...

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magoo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:02, archived)

Freedom for Baghdad (and Tooting)!

Due acknowledgements to biscuits_ahoy
- I knew that picture reminded me of someone.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)

Yay

He's still a good actor, but I liked him so much better then than now...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)

I like it

I was thinking of Smith when I made this, you know.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

That is lovely.

Reminds me of real-life "revolutionaries" I used to know in the 1970s.
Communist Party of Great Britain (Marxist-Leninist), I think. They were trying to convert the Borough of Lambeth to Albanian-style Marxism (because Mao had gone soft). Pathetic, really.
And thanks to you, and everyone else, for kind remarks.

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Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)

Threadjack!

I was looking for an alternative to isketch cos it's so laggy, but I found this instead: www.boob-pictionary.com/alphabetktoo.html (NSFW - boobies)

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Baz Fuck off, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

parp!!

here's a woo for yoo!

credit to DR. PK for the original pic tho (as I've just seen her post up there!)

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

and

that reminded me of...

argh!

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stup0t, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)

nice

cutting around those mikes.

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)

heh

it was a bit of a rush... I may have missed one or two :o)

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stup0t, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)

was being serious.
Hey! you were the person who knew about the origins of Biscuits Alive weren't you...

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)

yup

that's right.

didn't realise that was you. pirate names again, is it?

[edit: as for the cutting, I just stuck the peter pan man on a layer on top, made him 50% transparent, then got to work with the eraser - seems the quickest way.]

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stup0t, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)

hmm

nice technique.
I sometimes paste on top and hide the layer whilst it's still selected and just cut using the layer underneath as a guide. wow that's interesting innit?

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biscuits_alive taste my rainbow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)

power

to the woo yay

(inflateable, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)

Now THAT'S FUNNY!!!!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)

"...and the rightious shall have their reward." B3tans, 1:15

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)

is that

a rat roll?

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

Is that a kebab meat butty featuring a sub roll?

smashing!

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

There's a burger place near me

that does a 'Niva' Burger, 1/2 pound of meat, salad, and a wodge of Kebab meat. in a bun. With chilli Sauce.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

Hmmm

You live in London. I can tell.

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)

How

did you know?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)

its the number

of m's

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)

it's a fair cop

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:48, archived)

chev

ron?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)

Hello

everyone

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)

Bingley

bong

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:55, archived)

the

fear?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)

Woo!

to you!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)

tropical fish

uncut, 100% pure.

just say no kids.

(inflateable, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

kids

arf!

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)

Sorry for this treadjacking but...

Ages ago, and I may well be talking years here, I saw a website that included a diagram of how to make yourself an "authentic looking" ninja hood from a plain black T-shirt.

Does anyone know what I'm talking about, and possibly where it is? I can't find the thing and it's seriously irritating me.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)

www.realultimatepower.net ??

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)

try

www.ninjagear.com/homemade/hood.html

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)

bastard

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

psst...did u click it too?

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

i have to make mine more obvious from now on

like www.ninjahoods.com/blacktshirt.html

though I did get hit with two of those in the past few days and had to make myself feel better

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

ahh, nuts

I clicked that one as well

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Coprolite, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

I clicked that.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

How unutterably sad is it to "make" your own ninja hood out of a T-shirt?

Well, I'm waiting...

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

It might be useful...

If you loose your standard-issue ninja hood during an espionage mission, but happen to have an extra t-shirt with you.

/Edit: Ninja are resourceful!

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Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)

i think there is

a link on scaryducks site

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

Email me or post your email

and i'll send it

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

Send it to

my email address which I just removed.

/antisocialness

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

Got it?

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)

You are a God like being among men.

I thank you profusely.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)

why

didn't you just post the link?

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freshlegs, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)

I don't have the link to hand, and can't be bothered to upload then delete it

Also I am a god among men, so get down and worship me!

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)

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freshlegs, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:53, archived)

I MISSED MY 500th POST!

I am such an ASS

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)

I wouldn't worry too much

I missed my 4000th last week some time, and Bovine missed his 20k either today or yesterday.

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Pootle, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)

Yeah it's not so bad

I missed my 2000th because I actually found something marginally stimulating to do at work. Still, I think th... AAAARGH THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR

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crouchingbadger, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 23:04, archived)

I'm in hell!!!

Using a Mac right now, argggh! After an hour I've managed to find my way onto the net, and now I'm awash in a sea of horrible gray and white!

And why is that stupid little face smiling at me?!

Stupid mouse movement, stupid keyboard. Made fifteen typos already.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)

err, you are kidding?

mac's are great and so easy a 5 year old could use them. And you are ... how old?

edit - can't find something? Apple 'f', f is the first letter for "find'
;)

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)

maybe

he's 4

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

i want one

because they're pretty.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

even cal has an

i-book - he codes whole sites on the way to work.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:22, archived)

i also know

i can't afford one.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

although i am appalled at the lack of

mspaint or workalike

actually, i did find one a while back

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

*rumages*

there's this which is brilliant, and there's mac versions too, i think.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

i think that the drop down box should have an option

to rotate the text in a post/thread so it's at an angle.

ie. "This is: [going off on a tangent]"

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:27, archived)

Chevron?

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

for it

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)

sorry chaps

i ruined it

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)

you

bastard

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)

We can rebuild it

/$6mChevron

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)

I've just eaten

but thanks anyway.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)

oh that looks nice

Shame Meta Creations disapppeared (with all their drop shadows). Kai Kraus's idea was to make very simple packages that just do the things you want, without all the complicated stuff, so everyone would be able to use them. I saw him give a talk once and he was great. Big 'tsache.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

it's really childish

but it's really great fun.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

like freddie mercury?

ahhhhh freddie...wish you were here : (

(Tendency, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:34, archived)

similar -

but longer at the sides. It was large. Kai is a classically trained pianist by the way - you should appreciate that little snippet of information.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:36, archived)

wow, a proper handlebar eh?

i appreciate your memory of my musicality, btw : )

got lots of performances coming up : ( AS recital, Bursary competition, Grade 8 in June... eep.

(Tendency, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)

yep, a proper one.

wow - good luck with your performances - and grade 8. Takes me back a bit ;) Shit - talking to you makes me panic - actually should oil my clarinet if nothing else.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)

are we

back to euphemisms?

/coat

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)

well you know...

i have that effect on people ; )

/i wish

(Tendency, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:49, archived)

i had a feeling tha might happen.

but, on this occasion, no.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:50, archived)

cheers for the good wishes :)

i'll need em.

i'm off to bed, got lots of deadlines this week. take it easy!

(Tendency, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:54, archived)

take care

see you soon.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:56, archived)

Kai's stuff

Could hardly be described as 'easy to use' unless you area complete acid-casualty, a bit like Mr Kraus.

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:35, archived)

i dunno -

what have you used that has been difficult... I've not used loads of his stuff but its always seemed quite intuitive.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

all those

photoshop plugins, with the millions of windows, that totally tke over the programme so you lose real time preview, and theres no explanatory text for what you're doing, and loads of unlabelled buttons, and......*breathes*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:47, archived)

yeah, i know what you mean.

KPT's. Insane interface. Dropshadows on dropshadows, with embossing round the edge and a bevel on the side and... and... *falls over*

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:51, archived)

lol

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 22:00, archived)

i want an ibook very very badly

so i can use logic audio and sequence lots of groovy tunes of a certain dj shadow/amber-era autechre/boards of canada/orb style.

(Tendency, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

I don't WANT easy!

I'm a friggin' game designer, this is so simplistic it's numbing my MIIIND!

I need complexity! I need endless string of "There was an error type 142 in matrix Z on line MMXMSH:859833, please fornicate now."

I LIKE that stuff, aaaargh!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

a designer? on a pc?

pah!
;)

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)

I find my creativity stifled...

It's so...childish!

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)

osx?

I don't like the interface either to be honest - much prefer os9, but i appreciate why x is better, stability wise.

i used to use a pc, it was utterly shite. I'm amazed that the very stupid people in the world seem to be able to manage with something so ugly and unintuitive. (I mean the general population. not you, by the way!)

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

Well, true...

I'll admit that PCs take a much longer time to learn, but I've been working with them since I was six, and I find that they're much more versatile once you get used to them.

So it's settled:

Intelligent people and REAL MEN use PCs, whiney babies and morons use Macs :)

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

at 6, i was using a

PET!

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

well,

these days, if parents are buying their kids a computer, they'll go for a pc cos they can afford it. i know that's why i was brought up on them (amongst others that died out).

my dad was one of the first people in the country who got to play with first generation macs, and he loved them, but he went and became a teacher and so couldn't afford them.

but anyway, you usually end up being most comfortable with what you learn first.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:37, archived)

fair enough

tis a bit of a shame. Mind you, entry level i-macs ar pretty cheap these days.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:39, archived)

i quit my job this weekend

and i'm sixteen. i don't have money!

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

evidence

down there, btw ;)

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)

Little

3-inch BananaBOY =P

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:43, archived)

It's not about price with me, believe me.

I just like them better, I think PCs sort of "take you in" more. Here I am, sitting at a Mac, and I feel like I'm sitting at a desk...which I am.

A PC makes me feel as if I'm actually IN the computer, especially with games, it's much more immersive.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:41, archived)

And another thing...

WHERE'S THE BLOODY CLOCK?!

Edit: Oh there it is.

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:42, archived)

he hee,

click on it and the date is there aswell, don't panic.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:46, archived)

Calm yourself...

All shall be well, innit.

(the_hammerhead_tart -- In love with a strict machine, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)

Ha Ha!

that get's you back for a stupid interface, .DLL files, lack of cross-platform access, affordable product, worldwide acceptance...er hang on.

GRRRR!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:21, archived)

never begrudge a fnace for its smiliness

it's quite extrordinary for a computer to be totally at peace with itself, these days

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)

iMacs are evil. EEEVIL.

Well, the old ones are anyway.

Proper Macs are nice though, as are their laptoppy things. Damned expensive though.

(goat thinks you're shit, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:29, archived)

i-pods

are also luvverly things

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:31, archived)

i love mine,

but it's all full up. (Only 5 gig).

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)

shut it

i love my classic! it's the only computer i have that i can't procrastinate on =)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:32, archived)

*mocking*

Whaaaaat? Huh? I don't get it! It's too complex! Waaah!

Press what? I have TWO buttons on the mouse? That's too complicated for meee....

All in good fun :)

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Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:38, archived)

yeah

you try writing a dissertation on a computer that's permanently connected to the internet and NOT spend all your time on b3ta

i rest my case

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:58, archived)

they make

smashing pets

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

lol

just spent about 2 minutes waiting for that fudger to animate.

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)

and also

great harbingers of doom probably. woo mr t!

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

aaaargh!

I bet that chews more than the cables! How tall is it?

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100% kitten better than ever, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:17, archived)

bigger than

a weasel but not quite as tall as a Yeti.
Likes his carrots cold too

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

What do you think of my first proper go with a graphics tablet?

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:09, archived)

Show me the kittens?

Lovely

(Bob McCow, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

going to TOBAAAAAGOOOOOO!!!! WOOOOOOOO YAYYYYYYY

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

i'm going to antigua

hopefully.

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_null_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)

and

two days earlier im going to tenerife... is it possible to turn black from too much sun exposure. i mean a lifetime in england then 1 week in tenerife and a week in the caribbean.. i burn in london

(186 posts and no eye for a good front page, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

yup

just don't forget the suncream.
and portable tumour radiotherapy kits.

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_null_, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)

if each stroke was individually hand-crafted

and placed over hours of deliberation...it's a bit crap...;) nice my old son, v nice. how much are those tablets?

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:10, archived)

£30

from Argos. Quite a bargain I think.

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

it the xp-pen one?

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)

It is,

complete with slightly amusing badly translated box and instructions.

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

i got one

of those......haven't used it yet though , i tried it out when I got it but I was poo so I gave up !

*edit how rude of me , it's a very good pic btw :)

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:19, archived)

Thank you.

It's not that bad a tablet, 'specially considering how poor I am :)

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:24, archived)

wanna get rid of it

on the cheap? ;)

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:25, archived)

coz it looks nice and gives the impression that I know what I'm doing :)

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Tedmus, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:26, archived)

a very good reason to keep it

/impressed already.

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pep, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:57, archived)

thatns nice

but can i just ask what a graphics tablet is? i have very little knowlege of the real graphic design world

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Or is it?, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

it's

a pad that you draw on with a pen or stylus, and it acts like the mouse..good for natural brush stroke effects, as above :)

(r0yksopp, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)

a drawing pad connected to the computer

so when you draw on it with the special pen, it comes up on the monitor.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)

or in this case,

crayons, rather than a pen.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

it's one of them drugs you take

when you want to see the world in pixelated glory i believe.

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MrHaze likes to poo, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)

i love that

it's utterly magnificent. it looks like how i feel right now

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:11, archived)

It doesn't really count as a paintmash does it?

Not with the layers and brushes.
Ah well, I'll try and do some proper paintmashes now I've got this.

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:15, archived)

no, it doesn't

but it's still absolutely lovely.

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:16, archived)

Thanks.

I do like your Hetz Hudson woo btw.

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)

i've just learnt

that it's actually mr zero

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:18, archived)

hehehe

bad hair is my nearly way of life

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:20, archived)

you need to fashion some kind of wire-frame headband which goes around your head

and has a prong sticking out the back with the two "o"s attached :¬)

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:23, archived)

what makes you think

i haven't? ;)

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:28, archived)

i demand

a ~~shubbery~~ photo

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bananaman, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:30, archived)

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zerolicious, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:40, archived)

Its

not a knob

(Baj does Minecraft - http://www.youtube.com/w92baj, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:12, archived)

No,

I just thought I'd do something a little different :)

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Jimmeh, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:13, archived)

good

for you!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:33, archived)

Seriously, if nots a badly drawn cock

you've wasted your money :)

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Pootle, Mon 7 Apr 2003, 21:14, archived)

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