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This may have been done before

Not entirely sure where this idea came from - sounded good in my head

It might not work - It might be FUBAR'd by the office firewall.

EDIT: Sorry about that. Here's a joke to prevent this being a complete threadwaste. "The police stop two boys. One's drinking battery acid and the other's eating fireworks. So they charged one and let the other off." (c) T Cooper

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

i´ve

seen that before!

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

Are you getting a mini-Mondrian icon?

Or a lavish display of shopping skill?

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

T'ain't loading...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Curses. I had a feeling that might be the case

No doubt alarms are ringing in the IT room even as we chat.

Does anyone know any ways round this?

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)

Can you upload to MSN groups?

Check Spoon's FAQ:
groups.msn.com/spoonywoony/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=1&ID_Message=14

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

I know how to do all that

And I've posted successful before, but for some reason it never works from work

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

How queer

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

I think it's stripping active html tags from outgoing data

The office firewall, that is.

We're Norton'ed up to our eyebrows here.

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

Hmm.

Mine's more Kandinsky.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Well, tune back in at 6.30-7.00pm if you can contain your enthusiasm.

I'll be home by then.

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Probably has been...

... butI can't see it so cannot say. Kind of like trying to confirm if you can indeed hear one hand clapping, or the sound of a mime being crushed by falling tree while you're not there to laugh and point.

(Hypatia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

Gahhh!

You!

(wilesy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

Muahahahahahah!

Yes, 'tis me. And I *still* can't see your post - is it... invisible post? Is it...on holiday? Is it...too good for us and wandered off the server to the Grey Havens? Wel...?

(Hypatia, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:26, archived)

C'est ne pas une post

Looking at an earlier post of a shopped Mona Lisa, I can only conclude That the Origional B3tain was Rene Magrite.

this is not shopped

clicky for biggie!

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

she looks so .. rugged

(rotating bread, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

gosh

thankyou.
nice to be appreciated.
Though that images is duely alarming.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

what a silly little beard.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

Almost ..

... a Brazilian

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

map

of
africa
more
like

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

I bow to your greater ...

.. anatomical and geographical knowledge.
And
your
piss
take.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)

many thanks

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:30, archived)

It certainly is

a wildebeeste

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)

Is it just me...

or is that John Lennon?

Please refrain from all "But I don't know what you look like..."-type responses...

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JKF You ain't seen me, roit?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:16, archived)

Julian, due to the salt water

(you're all a bunch of twats anyway, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:20, archived)

I guess it's just too late ..

...

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:21, archived)

I love the...

goaty!

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Danblez, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

it should be

Ceci n'est pas une post

/pedant

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PoofBird ~V~, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

here's one I made earlier

for Hats of the Future

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

And all because...

the bastard stole my block of lard.

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Bluesound, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

yay

for paintmash!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

the U.N. Insecurity Coucil

meets to discuss the upcoming United Nations Disco

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expf, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

Heh heh heh.

That picture has much to recommend it.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

Hmmmm...

(DesecrationForsaken, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

should be bigger

BIGGER

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--- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

he he he

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

crap!

that was you who stole that from my wall!

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

LOL

probably have those signs in modeling agencies.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

oh look!

you put a rotund silhouette behind a circle with a line through it and put "no fatties" under it!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

You just don't understand art.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

Fatness

Lacks the ammount of hummus I expect from you Desecration!

(RageInACage, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

sorry

(fiver_til_friday, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

Well I liked it

w/Y/H

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alexr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:24, archived)

thanks

it looked better in my head

(fiver_til_friday, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)

I had to do it

click here for fun!

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--- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

NSFW

NSFW
NSFFW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs screamin into the street*

right i'm off to get some ciggies, i've done well allday, i've only had two.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

euh!

*barfs*

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

are you gonna come

and clean the puke from my keyboard?

(

Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

Yes I'm gonna cum

;)

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--- ---, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

ok

i think

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

You didn't really have to do it ...

... but I'm kind of glad you did

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

My eyes

my beautiful eyes!

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

crap

i just about managed to click stop then! I didnt see the nsfw untill the page started to open and my tutor was walking over!!

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

don't think I'm going to click on that.

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isthisyou?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:25, archived)

Look how strong Godzilla is!

But I think he may have a sore ass in the morning.

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

I love you.

(but not in a bumgay way.)

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

nice

but what's with all this ass and but(sic) nonsense? It's arse!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

oh arseso not ass

like the donkey or an american... oops

arse

*slam*

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Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:05, archived)

Catcus

Prickly things, Catci, and they leave spines all over the sofa
Mindpiss - just seen post below!

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mozza, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

most woosome

and much quicker then mine ill wager :)

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

the joys

of masks in photoshop! ;->

woo to your pic BTW

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mozza, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

hehe only just sussed

layers..... masks may well be next....

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

Catcus and Catci

Are such difficult words to say. I like that pic!

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

you thought your cat had damaged your sofa

how you think i feel?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

it's not getting on my lap

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

Wait till it climbs into your lap...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

Aww

We wrote exactly the same thing, at exactly the same time, both with only a subject. You think like me. I'm worried...

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Surely everyone here thinks like us?

Otherwise they wouldn't be here...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

That's even more worrying!

(Have just found out I have autocomplete on the subject box - if I type 'i' I get:

I am so reassured by all these threads
I feel nauseous
I hate
I love the word herb
I read that as: I like cock

Woo!)

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:11, archived)

Caterine or Edward Scissor-No-Hands

Woo

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

ok

backs away towards the door, veeeerrrrrryyyy slowly

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

I'm just getting over the flu..

...and I'm not being sick any more.. Then.. then this had to happen.. Just one picture of Jade.. a pregnant Jade.. and a thong.. and.. bleeeeuuuuuuuugggggghhhhh...

(G-Funk, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

yeah how dare she be pregnant

and wear a thong.
wasn't that outlawed?

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Yeah

It's also legal to shoot a scotsman through the head with a bow and arrow in york, as long as he's within the city walls. Or something.

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

really?

*runs away to buy a bow*

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

Apparently

The question is, if I confirmed it, got a good lawyer and stalked a scotsman, could I get away with it?!

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

In Chester

We were allowed to shoot a Welshman
if he couldn't give a good account of
himself after sunset

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groovegenerator The man who mistook his wife for his wife, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

yikes

another Chester peep!

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Does this mean

that someone will be organising a Chester b3ta bash?

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Horatio P Lemming, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:31, archived)

Hello...

i'm still wandering 'your' town without apprehension.

/you're only smarting cos you know Chester is 'really' part of Wales

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

i'm fairly sure that

while thats allowed under some ancient local bylaw, you'd still be breaking the laws of england.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

I thought

That was A Welshman in Chester?

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

This is

true and FACT! I live in Chester and apparently it is still (ancient) law. Although this does means my bloke is under threat from crossbow murder almost every night.
The scotspesonYork thing is rubbish as Scotland is nowhere near York!

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:09, archived)

I am also

A WELSHMAN living in Chester.
edit.bore da! but I live right on the walls so I only have to jump a few feet to evade said crossbowman.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:14, archived)

Chester!

I'm down the road from you in scummy Wrexham!

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:17, archived)

Ha HA

well at least your town has had money spent on it's modernisation instead of it harking back to the past...boring boring Chester.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

I heartily

agree with your sentiments. Although thank god there are a few decent bars in Chester now. Did you know Ryans has closed and is becoming a 2am bar?

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:22, archived)

decent bars

and Chester....in the same sentence? ;)

surely there should be talk of a North Western B3TA bash....now that we seem to be outnumbering the villagers.

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:26, archived)

I'd come

to a north west B3TA bash

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:28, archived)

You live on the walls?

you must be made of ruddy money! I shall be telling the crossbow man of your whereabouts...

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poshpaws, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:19, archived)

I am

the only problem is I have lots of tears as people rip me to find the metallic strip just to see if i'm real.bastards!

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:23, archived)

DER!

and now you know why!

(Missie Missie, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

welshman in the grounds of hereford cathedral

on a sunday

under the supervision of the local bishop(or vicar i can never remember which)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Similar in Chester

apparently except: crossbow - welsh - and after midnight?? sorry new here is this what we do or am I going to get chastised for it?

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Please tell me you're related to David Bellamy.

Please please please!!!!!!!!

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

Ok...

but only in my wildest dreams.....

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

i thought

matt bellamy was the singer in Muse

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

think your right

Edit: If you can call it singing?

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

but

its not you im guessing

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

Urmm

best saying nothing for risk of spamming accusations

(Matt Bellamy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

Go to "city laws" at the bottom of the page

www.dumblaws.com/countries/countries.php?Country=England

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butchbint, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:13, archived)

well im off

to a tropical fish store in Liverpool...

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:15, archived)

Outlawed by who?

The Butt Police?

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:57, archived)

more than half of women under 30

wear thongs on a day-to-day basis.
and so they should.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

*round of applause for half the women over 30*

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

unless they're mingers like jade

or have big fat asses.

nowt wrong with a big ass.

but i mean big fat asses, on women of about 30 stone, it's just plain wrong

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

you expect women over 30 stone

to have nice small botties?

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Dr Drink, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

i dont

like thongs.
much prefer proper pants with VPL

(Diluted, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:08, archived)

I agree.

It can't be much fun having a bit of string stuck up your bum all day, can it?

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Duncan Disorderly, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

I do

usually daily.

*edit: is slowly reaching 30
/runs to cry

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:10, archived)

It can be a source of

'feminininininine itching' I've heard.

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

They just

say that so they can have a sly scratch "down there"

(Murun Buchstansangur's hairpiece, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

lunch>>monitor

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

Bastard!

I only ever made milk monitor.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

I could never see the attraction

in being milk monitor, surely it was a crap job?

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

In my school it meant you went to the

canteen and got the crates of little milk cartons. If Big Jackie was on that day, you go to look down her cavernous cleavage. Which for an 8 year old was quite an experience.

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

If Big Jackie was

on?

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

Duty...

/otherwise eeewwwww

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

first lol

of the day :)

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:59, archived)

Phwoar! I would.

Oh shit, maybe I did.

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

take it

to burstslag™!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

Is that

'shopped?
if not, then why?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

Please

don't encourage!

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christhebarker, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

yoink!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:02, archived)

Doubly appropriate

in this case I feel...

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Ijon Tichy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:03, archived)

Had to be done really..

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Signify, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

is that

Joan Sims on the left?

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djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

yup - and Santa on right..

..on his day off

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Signify, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:06, archived)

looks like

the german bloke from the pink panther strikes back film when he's trying to get into the castle.

i want a ruuuummmm,
a ruuuummmmmmmm?
yes, a rummmmmm,
what ist a ruuummmmm?
looks in german phrase book
a zimmer!
ahhhh you want a ruuummmmm,
yes yes, thats what i said.

classic..

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djdirect, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:12, archived)

Spanner

Get back in your hutch.........

(Badger Stuffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 15:03, archived)

SARS

(dlillis, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

RUN!

to hongkong

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:52, archived)

Hong Kong fluey

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

Humm...

98? Woo yay for ST shoppage :)

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paw, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

space geek click-and-drag fun!

yay for this site.

mirror.wolffelaar.nl/zardalu.sytes.net/

a site that shows you just how big the space slug from star wars is in comparison to many other wonderful space geek things (fucking big). and you can click and drag them around to compare against each other.... or better still, make your own spaceship! hurrah....

here's my creation CLICK FOR MUCH BIGGER AND BETTER (400k)

PREEEEAOOOOOOOW!!

(nevermind, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

hmmm..

glasscockcountytx.com/

(kebab, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

boomerang

yay!

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

are you

taking the piss?

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

Yes

and he spilt yer pint and was looking at yer bird.

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sick_boy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

Really?

CNUT!
COME HERE!

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Twas on the frontpage you know

That pic's just confused me now! arg! (and woo, i think, i'm really not sure)

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

you are

joking?

(RowdsterDelux, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

are you real?

(dunnowhy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

of course not

there's no shark.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:52, archived)

tiz on the front page

you should know better by now.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:52, archived)

it's probably best

Not to tell people about things which have been frontpaged. It's kinda glass cock...

(yorkpete, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:52, archived)

That's a

ITYMF

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

is that your marzipan furnace?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

Woosh, that one went

as it passed waaaaay over my head

Edit: Duh! Sorry, I'm being far too dim today on account of all the available thinking and working stuff out space in my head being full to overflowing with snot. ITYMF=I Think You Might Find

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:07, archived)

ITYMF

I Took Your Mother Fishing

(Divvy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:18, archived)

damn. sorry guys.

i haven't been around for ages. i should have known you'd have been there way before lil old me.

still - did you all make and post spaceships?? did ya!?

(nevermind, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Yes.

I did.

(KittenPervert, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

soup

herb.

i am mollified, and shil refer to the spazz.

sorry one and all.

*sobs like a baby*

(nevermind, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:58, archived)

That site is the very first link on the front page

so it was quite funny that you thought we might not have seen it.

I like the pic, although it is a bit generic sci-fi space ship. Where are the kittens, or the penguins? Or Nuns?

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Craymen, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:00, archived)

well

i only wanted to use what was on the page with only blurs and the like in potatoshop.

(nevermind, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:04, archived)

Looks like someone's beaten me to it with this picture

Sister Betty and Sister Judy often tried to guess just how well endowed Father Robert was to pass the time during morning mass.

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

well

the idea is that you're supposed to photoshop something.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

I have done

It's just subtle

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

what?

what did you do?

Edit: Ooooooooooooooh! I seeeeeee!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

It's quite a complex picture

probably doesn't work on the Amiga.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

I've just realised

in that picture they are playing the spoons

spoons

spoooooons

and nuns

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

and a sinister cello

is evesdropping.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

hahahaha

that's really made the picture funny now

(

Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

Double bass.......

/pedant

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

no thanks

i don't like fish, and I've just eaten my lunch anyway.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:57, archived)

captions

don't really count i'm afraid.
speech bubbles are quite easy to do in paint tho.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

Have a look

At what the nurse is glancing at. Maybe i should have made it more obvious

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

no it's ok

people will still slag you off!
they hate newbies on here.
it's a good picture.. if not a bit rude! :)

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

i still don't get it.

has he got his willy out?
it's a bit blurry.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

can you make it a little bigger

please

(dunnowhy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

it's only 38k

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

Why thank you

for sticking up for me :) gtg now.

(Major Bumcrack, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

Ahaa!

It is subtle, got it though!

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Bloody Student, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

has anyone seen

one of these
www.theanimatrix.com
at the cinema recently?
they're a series of nine 10-15min teasers for the matrix which are being shown before other films at the moment.

saw 'last flight of the osiris' before dreamcatcher on saturday. it was cg, better than final fantasy, and ges the prize for the best cg woman's ass ever.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

I saw it and thought it was

rubbish.
no need for it.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

it was cool.

no need for what?

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:50, archived)

animatrix

i thought it was rubbish.
no storyline. could have been a lot cleverer.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

it's a teaser

it looks gorgeous and makes you want to see the film.
well i liked it anyway.

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wingphil, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

The computer graphics were excellent

but it would have looked more realistic if they'd used real people ;) Matrix seems to be going down the road of using special effects because they are there, not because it adds to the storyline.

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mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

sigh....

i posted an exclusive clip from animatrix weeeeks ago...
b3ta.com/board/894535
it uses state of the art graphics technology...

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fishsticks, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

top nana

bullet time plastercine. wonderful.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:56, archived)

Not.....Kodak Image Ready?

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brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:57, archived)

out on DVD in may apparently

where did you see it in the cinema?

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:54, archived)

Detective Story

is directed by the same guy who did Cowboy Bebop.

I thought Final Renaissance Part 1 kicked ass, and can't wait for part 2.

(Foss, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:55, archived)

THIRSTY!

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munkt0n, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

that

is one FUCKED UP piece of dentistry.

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Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

I'm not scared this time. Really.

/tries not to cry

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:48, archived)

jesus!!

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

did you get the message about Dr P

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thebear is thebear, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:51, archived)

The nuns love to play thr fool.

(Badger Stuffer, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

i love my monkeys...here is another one.

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:43, archived)

coool

he's a jolly little chap isn't he

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new_matt, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

give him a peanut

and he will dance for you

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:44, archived)

where there's monkeys,

there's fun!

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packetslut, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 14:41, archived)

why is he

rubbing his but on that branch?

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:45, archived)

Would you like to explain

this please?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

actually

not

(Pjotr, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:49, archived)

Maybe he's a she,

and it's not her butt...

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pxyzyzygy, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

or scratching his perhaps

on a twig

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:47, archived)

he is rubbing his butt

cause that is what monkey do when they do nothing

(spuriousmonkey, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:53, archived)

Ooooh.

Is he scratching his balls on that branch?

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Baz Fuck off, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

he's

most lovely

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corington, Tue 29 Apr 2003, 13:46, archived)

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