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Animals on Drugs #1

Frog on LSD...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

the whole

of the magic roundabout crew were on drugs.
ermintrude was on 'shrooms
dougal was on speed
zebedee was on acid
and dylan was on the ganj

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

again

reeeeeeepooooosssssttt!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

yeah,

yeah, i know, but I need something to start my series off...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

ok then i'll let you off
but only because it's you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

I like it i like it

do a request...pleaseeeee.....
not an animal but do a "quo" on LSD

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

eh?

you like it? my first photoshop ever, from way back when...so, do you want more about LSD or more animals on drugs?

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

hmmmm

Do "The quo" count as animals? if so then them please...if not a Fluffy will do

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

ok, but

only after i finish my ostrich on ecstasy

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

This ostrich...

will it be all loved up?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:12, archived)

glowsticks,

pacifiers, raves...the works

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:14, archived)

Fang-tastic

I look forward to it :-)
(Oh Jebus - I just did a smiley...kill me now...)

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:17, archived)

Hows this?

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

...

the colors, man, the colors...wheeeeeeeeeee...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

Not bad

Not bad at all, although I feel it's more groovy then LSD...but then again what do i know about that kinda thing...all sweet and innocent me

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

He be tripped out on

some heavy smack, for realz G.

/weird teen talk

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 12 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

did he

lick himself?!

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cwethan, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

that is wicked

i need jimihendrix in the background

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

Woo!

that's quite pretty

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

redman

he has 2 teeth and his weapon of choice is apples!!! watch out!
www.1will.tvheaven.com/images/redman_attacks.jpg

(willage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

AAAHH

REPOST

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

psh

doesn't even matter, it's still good

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

yeah,

guess im just jealous cause nobody cares about my flying frog :(

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

meh

sometimes it happens, i'll post something for you : )

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

Don't

Listen to Screaming, He is currently in a mental hospital.

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:51, archived)

s'ok

they pay for everything, and ozzy is here, by the way, please fix your profile, it has some grammer mistakes and that kind bugs me

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

WOW

You didn't tell me ozzy was in there with you, can you get an autograph you psychotic bastard?

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

no probelm.....

but please lets watch the language

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

Listen to him

Asking me to watch my language. Those guys in the loony bin must have really done a number on his MELLON!!!!!

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

It's a little fast....

iSketch time....

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

my...

...thats disturbing

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

TJ!

Remember Kids:

The Making of The Matrix Reloaded is on ITV2 at 10pm.

This makes me very excited.

Also you can download the final theatrical trailer here

It looks really good.
/minor understatement

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

what is

ITV2?

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

noooooooo!

i wanted an early night!

FUCKSOCKS!

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

Ummm

Mabye you should remember that not everybody is unfortunate enough to live in Britian!

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

poor Rage

doesn't even know

THAT THE WHOLE WORLD IS PLOTTING AGIANST HIM

but don't tell him its a suprise

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

Huh

did somebody just say my name?

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

you know it

'twas me, the masked man you've been talking to is really.......screamingchicken

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

Ummmm ummm ummm

And maybe you Americans should remember the whole world doesn't revolve around you.

/secondtoughestintheinfants

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

umm

Yeah it does...

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

we know

we're just having a bit of fun, didn't mean to offend anybody

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

I did, I hate these british bastards, Nothing but dirty rats if you ask me.

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:03, archived)

Rage

don't make me whip out koogas and his giant kittens

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

I Have

Given you no choice, You know what must be done...

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

no don't do it

please

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

I Will!!!!!!!

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

madhat

Are you gay?

...you sound gay

(snowman76, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

What

does Second toughest in the infants mean?

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

I think

it means he is second toughest of the infants

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

He's

Pretty stupid. First he can't even say what he means right, AND he lives in Britian. What a loser!!

*starts sobbing*

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

And don't I know it.

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

Rage

your starting to piss people on this site off, you're weak man

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

"In the infants"

is correct, "infants" referring to a school division. SO shut up, you horrid little man. :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:13, archived)

shit bugger pants

that means...ahhh
I'll record it

-hehe=

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

thanx muchly

for the tip.
i'm just about the biggest matrix fan u might find

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

when you think about it

who doesn't like matrix

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:04, archived)

Me.

It was Tron, with better effects and worse acting.

Controversial, but 100% of FACT!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:07, archived)

Damnit

TRON was the worst movie I have never seen

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

And The Matrix was

the same. In its day Tron had groundbreaking effects, just like the Matrix. Plotwise, people are trapped in a computer, just like the Matrix...

The prosecution rests, m'lud.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:12, archived)

sorry

but i'll have to disagree, i thought the acting was quite well, although it could've used some 007

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:10, archived)

mainly people

who dont understand it.
i like it on so many levels.
the kung fu
the guns
the philosophy
the music

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

mostly

the kung fu

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:11, archived)

The Bird-Frog:

Voted Car and Driver's Best Flying Amphibian 2003

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

woo

good job

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

YAY!!!

Best thhing I have seen all day!!!!

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

Woo!

that building looks ancient....

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

I live there

I just rushed to my window to try and see the frog as it passed but I think I missed it

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

Ooooh!

A flying fly trap!

Noice!!!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Mon 12 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

I want to live,
I want to give
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.
It's these expressions I never give
That keep me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
I've been to Hollywood
I've been to Redwood
I crossed the ocean for a heart of gold
I've been in my mind, it's such a fine line
That keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keeps me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
Keep me searching for a heart of gold
You keep me searching for a heart of gold
And I'm getting old.
I've been a miner for a heart of gold.

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

Neil Young...

...classic.

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Mystery_Bob, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

Yep!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

heart of gold

my second favourite neil young song.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

#1 ????

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

mine is

helpless

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magoo, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

I love all

his wonderful music!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

always liked the fact that Dylan said

he didn't want to die because he wouldn't hear the new Neil Young album ... or something along these lines

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magoo, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

They're in the

same weight-class!

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

Cinnamon Girl

*goes off on reverie*

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

i prefer the

type o negative version, myself

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evil pixie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

loop also

did an excellent cover. worth digging out.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:59, archived)

Here's a nice album:

www.artistdirect.com/store/artist/album/0,,56930-,00.html

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Kaiser, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:56, archived)

heh!

i was in the queue for that when it was released.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:00, archived)

Thurston Moore!

is Cool. 100% of FACT!

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

wooyay...

...

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sage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

Very nice

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:05, archived)

Neil Young you say?

I was trying to sing it to he tune of Gold by Spandau Ballet =(

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caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:22, archived)

redman

he has 2 teeth and his weapon of choice is apples!!! watch out!
www.1will.tvheaven.com/images/redman_attacks.jpg

(willage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

This is one of those......

ideas that looked better to the
minds eye while intoxicated than the
reality does during sobriety. Dig?

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MadMike, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

ohh

so many
*in aww*

(screamingchicken, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

HAHA

dogs don't like cats, don't you know that????

(RageInACage, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

Teen Lingo

how great is this
Let's make up fake words and screw with their heads...

(newbie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

great

Yo, you don’t need to be all up in my grill unless you want me to flex you like a skeeza

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

Fo Shizzle

My Nizzle.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

Man, his ride is tight

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

Betta than

Tha Hoopty I'm chillin in...

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

Sup, dawg, there be this wylin bang goin down at nitas crib

wtf?

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

Shiz, OG

Man, we can go and bus'a cap in some of the young Ballers and take their Benjamins.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

hehe

i added arsebadgers

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

fo sho

mo fo.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

just imagining,

those youth workers talking the lingo to some homies.

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

but with

a really british accent

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The Incredible... accident free since, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

Scenario:

Two mid-30's guys in ties and nice pants out talking 'bout 'da J.C. and his Posse of 12 to a bunch of inner city kids:

"Yo. You gots to read 'bout how J.C. was "oppressed" by "Da Man" cuz they was all up in his grille 'bout being the son of the big OG.

This gang is dope, yo..."

...and they are never heard from again.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

Word up,

My homie Skillet.

my crazy uncle actually says that in his attempts to be youthful... i think senility is kicking in!

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

I just read the post above

about the british accent...I read that out to my (New Yorker) husband in my poshest accent...he's still laughing

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

The entry for

"dose" made me wonder how old these teenagers are. "At the Dead show some one dosed some licorice and passed it around". Teenagers. At a Grateful Dead show? O....k.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

being teen of age

should those phrases seem as ridiculous and silly to me as they do?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

The guy

is a thirty-something bible-basher - what do you expect?

[Edit: White bible-basher, with a thing for ministering to the kids, man]

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

I actually prefer

Jive.

English2Jive Translator

Now just wait for SSG to harvest the link, and repost them in a few days..

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EvS, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

am doing so.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:32, archived)

Slut.

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EvS, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

dawg.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

actually,

4-20 is Bob Marley's Birthday...

(Commie Bastard, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

I've got a good 'real' word

Well one I've actually dared use in meetings - *please* adopt this word as your own and help get it out there in corporatenastyland

'Datafisting' - any process that involves changing data from one form to another etc

I love it, and you really do get that 'did i hear that right?' look when you use it deadpan. Please do try :D

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0nyx, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

What sound

does Datafisting make?

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

Datafisting

not a pleasant sound - imagine a fax with squelchy bits ;-)

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0nyx, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

I just spit coffee

All over my monitor. I shall indeed use that at my next meeting.

WOO

and a

YAY

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:58, archived)

Check out that squirrel. Ooooo . . . I’m gonna bang that tonight!

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sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

I'm sure

that's illegal!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

Orange Squash met Keyboard at:

"flashing
v. yelling at someone, usually in front of others. "What's up?" "My mom was just flashing."

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partychancer, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

Because I was bored

It's Rumsfeld and that PR bird (Tory !!) from The Pentagon.

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beaubodor blogless, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

'Tori' is japanese for 'Bird'

100% of FACT!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:19, archived)

TJ again

Why would IE have just decided to not let me "View source" or save GIFs? View source does nothing, and right clicking and selecting "Save picture as..." only gives me BMP as a choice.

Windows is shit. 100% FACT.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:26, archived)

Classic problem, covered many times before

Your cache is too full
Delete your Temporary internet files via Tools>Internet options, and that should fix it
oh, and a woo pic

(kryptik, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

You "Temp Intarweb Files" directory is full

Empty it and it should work.

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

clear ur

cache

had the same prob.. solved it

(rotating bread, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

Flush

yer cache.

Arrrr.....

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

you need to clear out your cache

that will sort it

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evil pixie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

Thanks!

How shit is that...

Very.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

It's a fact:

Bees have 5 pairs of eyes. which makes it hard for them to get glasses.
:::::::::::THREADJACK:::::::::::

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

My dog's got no nose

FACT!

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smutch, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

how does it smell?

i suddenly feel so dirty

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

you shouldn't feel dirty

We still won't respect you inthe morning.

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

I don't expect respect at my age

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

Ohh!!!

No I feel bad.

Damn... if only I wasn't a single guy with a heart of gold with lots of money and 12"...

Why can't I just be normal!!!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:25, archived)

Marmite

Well, it's been a long time since I really shopped anything, and someone did want one...

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

Why did someone want

a hairy legged ape on a throne, near marmite?

(CrazyDave, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:22, archived)

dunno mate

www.b3ta.com/board/1188178

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

HUZZAH !!!!

I feel a bit happier now :P

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

my first anim before i learnt to spell

[edit]

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

it'd work better

if you entered it ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:15, archived)

I've been wondering about

my eye and lips wooyays... I'm assuming anything you took stop-motion photos for counts?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:15, archived)

Sure it does

Your lips should certainly be entered

*sigh*

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

Badumm

Tish!

Fine quality, sir

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

#splutter...#

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

Sounds

like yours already have been

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:18, archived)

exqueeze much....

that was the sound of coffee leaving mouth and hitting monitor....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:22, archived)

I feel an urge

to remind you of this

don't know why...

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

you have a

coffee ejaculation fetish?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:29, archived)

maybe

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

hmmmmm

makes me wonder whether or not I should change my name back to JustHere4Coffee - could be risky, n'est pas?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

mais oui

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

hmmm

so why do I feel so very tempted?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Or risquee

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

ahh yes

I must give more thought to the chin-mounted receptacle for oral ejaculations...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:31, archived)

see below

and to the left a bit

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

minx

that is all

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:49, archived)

It's always nice to

be called a minx

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

MINX

minx minx minx minx

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:02, archived)

fnarr...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:19, archived)

i read that "fnarr"with a kenneth williams voice

oh matron!

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:22, archived)

Ha!

that's great

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

Only for a Jedi

is Baton Twirling the Ultimate Extreme Sport

(Pablissimo, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

There is a whole plethera of jedi gymnastics

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

he meditated for too long

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munkt0n, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:12, archived)

Beware dungeoneers

your lifeforce is running out...

(or whatever)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

YES!!!!

: )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

woohoo

been a while since I got that kinda reaction ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:18, archived)

As in..

"Warrior, is about to die"
?

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:18, archived)

nah

as in Knightmare!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:20, archived)

Sidestep!

No! SIDESTEP! SIDESTEP!

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

/coat

That's something you never see any more - people not closing their tags. Did the board changeto stop it?

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Boot I want to know what you meant, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

yes

it's still possible, but it's VERY difficult

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

Punching yourself in the balls...

..to reach a higer plane of existence is not a good idea..

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ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:19, archived)

Has he

had a strong gin afterwards?

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

Very spooky

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Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:08, archived)

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:11, archived)

Oh, I see

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:11, archived)

that's just

funny : )

it's been a while since they've been out, and I've had a shitty day

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:13, archived)

yay!

norks!

(There is no Mr Spoon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

pass the

fucksocks dear....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

are those

your norks?
hooray for norky woo yays!!

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:15, archived)

yes they are

I'm not supposed to post them any more, but today has been utterly crap, and I've got no chocolate.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

Mmmmmm

PYO* Norks

*Post Your Own

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flibz, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

since when is cleaverage nsfw?

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:18, archived)

FRONT PAGE

FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES
FRONT PAGE THEM PUPPIES

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:19, archived)

it's not that they're nsfw

it's that I over-posted them - made lots and lots of animations from them

little skiers
periscope
booby trap
flying
bouncy castle

I think that's them all...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:22, archived)

show us a bit of....

eye lovey..

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slight yoinks!, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

eye?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

Nice

Animnorkions.
Never wanted to ski or go in a submarine so much!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

there's one more

that I haven't posted... it's tiny mountaineers, but there's more than just cleavage!

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

nope, sorry

lost me there....

honest

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

Hmmm

did it involve toy soldiers on string? you could enter it in the compo...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

now there's an idea ; )

I haven't got any toy solders though... can anyone lend me some?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:40, archived)

puts hand up...

And it's pierced.....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

up where?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

See!!!!

Did anyone else see that!
She did it again!!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:44, archived)

what???

what is it I supposedly keep doing?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

being you....

It's quite off putting!
;-)

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

I can't help

being me... can I introduce you to m3ss3nger?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

erm

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:57, archived)

eh?

She can't do it on her own...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

I've got a little soldier you can borrow...

oh, toy soldiers?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

only

a little one? ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:42, archived)

that's what mum called it

but then, she's not seen it in over 20 years - it's grown somewhat ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

has it indeed?

damn, far too many smutty comments that I'm restraining myself from making...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

you'll just have to remember them

and tell me next time I visit...

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:46, archived)

I could

show you...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

you show me yours

I'll show you mine?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

I've seen it

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:50, archived)

So've I - your point?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:53, archived)

can we

see the mountain-climbers one?
please?

(Hobbes, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

for the love of everything that is good

let us see the mountaineers!

(Hobbes, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:01, archived)

calm down

you'll pop something

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

hooray for sfw norks!!!

that woo looks like it goes deep!
right im not gonna look any more.......
bugger.

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:24, archived)

Had to do it.

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

that's

nasty

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

whose is that?

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

my friend Sarah. She's a Jehovahs witness. They all do that apparently!

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

I can't comment on

Jehovah's Witnesses or I'll say too many bad things about them.

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

please..

..don't get me started either.. I must stop I feel a rant coming on..

*runs into garden shouting*

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Toma_o, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

too bald to be mine

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

too red

to be mine most of the time

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

There you go....

you did it again!!!
:-)

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:39, archived)

Did what??

0: )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:41, archived)

You remind me of an old friend

World needs more people like you.
A good laugh. Bit deep I think too...

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:43, archived)

very

deep ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:45, archived)

I wasn't going there

with that comment....

...damn my posts!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

well

if you will encourage me... ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:48, archived)

I think

I won't post what I was about to.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:52, archived)

oh now

you can't leave it at that... ; )

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:54, archived)

I'm here all life

it'll keep....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:06, archived)

WOO

to animated norks.

I admit.
I'm a breast man.
Love em.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:24, archived)

Hooray

for norks in general.

Even the word is great.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

they do deserve an airing

and it's after the watershed, according to the board clock!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

they yours?

(Nemo, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:17, archived)

yup

see above ^^^

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:18, archived)

rather see

below.

oof...naughty!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:20, archived)

now that

would probably be a little too much for the board to cope with!

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:21, archived)

I have email....

...only joking...

I am happy and balanced, but need the green pills or I come over all Carry On.

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

Come over carry on?

Wouldnt that make them sticky?

(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:28, archived)

better than

coming over carry outs...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:33, archived)

I know it can't be just you...

...but the board does turn a bit kinky when you start a posting....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:35, archived)

it is

her, really it is

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:37, archived)

She reminds me of WAR

in GOODOMENS
It always starts when she's around.....
Kinks, in this case, not War...

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:38, archived)

it's not only when I'm around

I hear tales... stories of the night time when I'm fast asleep dreaming the sound sleep of the sweet and innocent...

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Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

Dream stealer

!!!!!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 22:09, archived)

Hehehe,

do they come in penguin flavour?

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Mr Peet, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

bloody hell

that's inspired

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evil pixie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:15, archived)

don't just say it...

get it front paged...erm...

he he he ....LOOK ELVIS!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

sorry

i'm not a mod

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evil pixie, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:27, archived)

FIGHT!!!

Rocker on the page!!!!

Erm...I'm more Rocker than Mod...

/thumps self in head and sets fire to scooter...

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:30, archived)

I'm neither

I'm a mocker

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:34, archived)

I'm a

Rod....

That's not such a good thing to say in this thread....

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:36, archived)

Argyl for extra pleasure

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xian, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:15, archived)

Got meme?

The kit seems out of date. I've got the helicopter and shark. Can some one point to a glasscock and any other memes?

(CrazyDave, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:06, archived)

ha, i didnt stop it

the jokes on you

(_Jon_, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:09, archived)

mmm, i stopped it just for that.

silly me

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abaddon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:09, archived)

A lot

of the links are broken now, but I've never been bothered to ask anyone. So yes, isn't about time someone sorted it out?

Yes, you are my sorting it out bitches, before you ask.

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:10, archived)

i don't know,

it's always meme me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:10, archived)

spazz for glasscock...

or look here: glasscock

What others do you need?

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:10, archived)

hmmm....

what did people call a glasscock before the glasscock?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:12, archived)

pottery owl

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

"that same sodding email that every cnut's sent me for the past week"

or thereabouts

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:23, archived)

My 101st post!!

Woooooooooooot!!!

That is all... go about yer buisness as usual.
.___o

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:06, archived)

(_Jon_, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:07, archived)

You sir, are bloody great!

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:07, archived)

^__^

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:08, archived)

wooooo

yeah!

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Lord_Munkee, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:07, archived)

wow i want one!

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:08, archived)

A green Bunny?

Or the sexay-chad balloon?

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:09, archived)

wallpaper

please :)

[edit:1280*960 would be supah cheersly ;)
and yes you are my wallpaper making bitch!]

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slight yoinks!, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:14, archived)

ummmmmmmmm...

Okay! hangon...

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:16, archived)

yey

! :)

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slight yoinks!, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:19, archived)

Erm... It's done, but...

Do you want me to post it HERE, or make a link... Or email it to you? The server that i post these from is Yahoo, soooooooooo...

.___o

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*f o o f* is a craft-aholic, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:25, archived)

woohoo!

(just passing through, folks. nothing to see here)

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spacefish bong!, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:11, archived)

that is

great. wooness.

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iamhyperdog, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:47, archived)

wow!

..what are the chances!?!?!?
big pr0n,nothing butt pr0n,you and me love pr00n,woo yay to pr0n, ROTFLMFAOLOLOMG!!11!22!1

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stu, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:03, archived)

ought to be a clicky of some kind... What a rip, I didn't get any free magazine subscription or anything...

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:04, archived)

hover

it for a little extra

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stu, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:06, archived)

You're right

I do love pr0n. Where's my pr0n? MUST... HAVE... PR0N...

/coat

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:08, archived)

here..

.. pr0n

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stu, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:11, archived)

www.pr0n.com

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:13, archived)

*foams at the mouth and spazes on floor

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:05, archived)

*bites tongue*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:05, archived)

i have

a headache.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:08, archived)

nelly loved her day out

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The Barn death and angels save us all, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:57, archived)

I dunno

it'll be all smiles until she sees Mickey or Minnie... ;)

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JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:59, archived)

Why do I get the feeling

it'll all end in tears?

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:00, archived)

is that

port merrion (or however it's spelt)?

(There is no Mr Spoon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:09, archived)

It is :)

Been there a couple of times but that image was a screen grab from The Prisoner :)

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:11, archived)

wow

can't believe i spotted that from such a small image

(There is no Mr Spoon, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:13, archived)

Hehe :)

I'd W/Y/H but it'd just be the exact same pic :)

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Number_6, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:24, archived)

the font looks the same too:)

and I guess the number 6 is a clue

but yeah, very woo :)

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tef, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:55, archived)

It's

a chamelon.

Thanks to Roxy Hart for the idea

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:55, archived)

chortle

it's nice to know my bad spelling can inspire people!
woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:55, archived)

i need insperation for a post i havnt shoped in ages

ive lost hummus

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?, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:57, archived)

It's not

often I have a good idea, and when I do they turn out to be someone else's. :)

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ClovenHoovedUngulate, Mon 12 May 2003, 21:03, archived)

woo!

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:57, archived)

my dog's been a bit top-heavy of late.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:54, archived)

Yay to top heavy dogs

that aren't Jan Bluegun!!!

WOO to The SirSandGoblin and his HAIR!!!

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Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Mon 12 May 2003, 20:55, archived)

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