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Probably been done, but I think i did well...

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Ska King Cody, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)

hehehe

perhaps a lil too big? maybe just a tad?

it's woo!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44, archived)

smaller

now.

for happy kittens

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Ska King Cody, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:45, archived)

Awww

thanky!!

Thanks from the kittens!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:51, archived)

Nobody could quite figure out the smirk on his face...

But it could be he just wet his pants.

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Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

I love your name!

What exactly is in a Demonic Omelette? And why haven't I noticed you before?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

It's what all my high-school teachers used to call me.

A very, very bad egg.

And I used to be on here, but then I got dumped so I didn't have any inspiration or motivation or anything. Now I realise she's a bitch, and I make all these to show her I never needed the fat cow anyway.

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Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:39, archived)

Excellent!

Woo for mini-life-stories-in-a-nutshell-type-things!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)

it's probably the best life summary i've ever read

but right now i'm pished, so i'll go to bed saying two things:

1. i've just met mystery_bob's doppelganger.

2. mrs martian is going to be well fucked off with me when i wake her up in 20 seconds...

(martian, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:56, archived)

Why wake her up?

She doesn't need to know until she finds her legs are sticky in the morning.

/Tasteless

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:58, archived)

I don't know.....

... whether to laugh or cry... I'll just sneeze and fart instead....

EDIT : Oops.....

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44, archived)

*chortle*

I loikes that, I does.

EDIT: That made me larf much too much. Now I'm wet.

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:44, archived)

neither can I...

It's been more than a half hour

see you after the next chapter...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:41, archived)

....

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pippy is a truck, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:35, archived)

haha.....

.... that rules...... YAY

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

hahaha!

tricky things those :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

woo!

that'll teach that tourist for his touristy ways

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:39, archived)

woo

yay

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:40, archived)

you clever thing!

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Artamnesia, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:55, archived)

that is great!

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lemonhead, Tue 13 May 2003, 9:23, archived)

a posthumous response

Marvellous.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 13 May 2003, 20:59, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)

Night night, i really am off up the wooden staricase to Bedforshire.

coz u iz all gay lol!!?!1

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

night night

poofta

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

night

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:31, archived)

im off to cry myself to sleep again.

night kids

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:31, archived)

aww

night...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

nite

nite

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

Night Night Bum Boy!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:33, archived)

nighty Night!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

hahaha

WOOoooWOOoooWOOoooWOOoooWOOoooWOOoooWOOoooWOOooo

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

and they

say mobile phones don't give off radiation...tsk..

woo for the pic

(CuZito, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:31, archived)

waoww..wwaaaoww...wwaaaoo<a href="http://www.." target="_blank">www..</a>

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)

I think yours

is closer to the sound I was imagining...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:40, archived)

Including

the href?

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:43, archived)

especially the

href

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:32, archived)

It was not a funny joke..

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Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

lol

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

haha

better than being gored...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)

There's only one thing worse than being gored

and that is not being gored..

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

we got

bushed instead...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

hehe

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:38, archived)

hey everyone.

quick threadjack:

I am so fucking stupid....I pleaded with my ex to talk to me tonight, but I missed her cos I was in my room playing fucking Operation flashpoint on multiplayer all night. I feel like such a cunt...

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

you are a fool.

ring her up now.
Go round her house.
Contact her in any way possible.
Go, do it.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

I cannnnnnnt she lives in chicago.

Ive gone and fucked everything up....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

I've no idea where you live, but I'm guessing it's a long way from Chicago.

So forget her, and get a new gf in your home town!

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:46, archived)

did you ever show her to the flash thingie from last night?

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

i was gonna show it her tonight

but fucking played computer games instead. CUNT CUNT CUNT.

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)

suggestion-

Stop playing those damn video games!
edit: ;)

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

no shit.

i wouldnt have usually, but arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im so fucking stupid.....

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PMGT -Bacon., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

is that some kind of mind piss?

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

What is a mind piss?

And what the fuck is Hummus, anyway?

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Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

hummus

the food of gods

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)

this won't help much

www.b3ta.com/board/61968

this should
b3ta.com/board/741832

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:25, archived)

see....

Flibz/b3ta dictionary

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

very

good..

(CuZito, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

My cousin

always takes football training one step further...

(CuZito, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)

Look at my user number!

Spooky!

(Evil Blokey, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

I'm sorry,

I won't do that again... :-D

Woo to the pic, btw!

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The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

yay!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

definitely

motivational :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:22, archived)

err....

runnnnnnnnnn...

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)

Daaaagh!!

(Goodie, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)

haha

excellent :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

does it

try to attack itself?

woo btw

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

You got an icon,

yay!

I'll have one soon. I promise..

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EvS, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

I donated

but can't be bothered writing the people...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

yeah

i had money that i wanted to spend, so they got 20 of my finest quid

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

woo!

it looks delicious

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

handy for opening bottles, too

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

If I've said it once

I've said it a Thousand times!

That man has limitless hummus!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

Why the pain,

Az?

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EvS, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

yes?

why?

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

I was wondering too!

;)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

Spazz back to

Saturday night. He partied too maniacally or sommat. Hurt hisself.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

I know

I was joking :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

I knew you were

but had doubts for some reason:-/

Sorry:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:28, archived)

I thought you knew

didn't know if the other's above did.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

GGRRRRRRRR

Gig=>Fun=>Jumping Around=>Banging into people=>Screaming=>pain hurtyness and sore still...

Hope that explains it...as you're the 19th, 20th, 21st:)

I'll change it back soon 'cause I'm getting better!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

good

to see you're gettin better

:)

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:25, archived)

Pussy.

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EvS, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:31, archived)

meow....

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HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:33, archived)

that's freakishly woo!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

DesecrationForsaken rules

y'all

(death2u, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:09, archived)

soddomy is the answer.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)

cunt

fnord rules and thats 100% of *FACT*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)

who

is this fnord you speak of

(death2u, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

He is to the board

what God is to the world

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)

so I should

bow down to him, sounds like a plan

(death2u, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

Yeah, and while you're down there.....

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

DAMN

B3tan to it:(

Oh well...When you're finished;)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)

Nya nya!!!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:28, archived)

102% of FACT in fact

how are you this evening?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

happy, could even say i was gay

and pretty good really :-)

hows you?

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)

I'm studying

and taking a half hour break after each chapter :)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

that's the best way!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

I'd go insane

if I didn't!

oh I'm insane already?

Well, I'd go more insaner then!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

morer insaner even

what's it on?

if you don't want to think about it during your breaks, simply imagine i just said "what's your favourite butterfly?"

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

the blue ones

you know the ones that are all iridescent :)

semiconductor physics

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

xerces?

they are without question my favourite

woo to semiconductors!

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)

I dunno

are those the ones with the photonic crystals on their wings?

and I hope you're not talking about Java...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

no, the butterfly

though i do like the c implementation too

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:35, archived)

hehe

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:36, archived)

heee

try a 15 min break after every page.

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

noooooooooo!!!

exam is tomorrow!

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

well if you don't already know it all....

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

must make study sheets

and remind myself of the things that were 16 weeks ago!

I've actually given a few lectures for this class when the last professor I worked with was sick.

There are just too many equations to have mesmerized, so I must make my cheat sheets (we get 4)

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)

I agree with Berk

and so does my wife

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)

Yes, Berk Speaks

the Truth.

You LIE!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)

No.....

.... I think you will find that he is a spasticated fuckwit.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

Australian...

...rules.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

how are those different

from British rules?

or American rules?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)

America has no rules

except for that seatbelt rule.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)

We have/had

Clunk-Click Every Trip

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

not true

It's illegal for a widow to skydive on sunday in the state of Florida.
100% of fact

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)

It is Illegal in the State of Kentucky to:

~walk across the street with an ice cream cone in your pocket (damn thot you were just happy to see me)
~wear a bikini and walk along the highway unless accompanied by a man

100% of Fact!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:33, archived)

Oh well

I'll be doing none of those, so I'll be fine!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:47, archived)

I see you on

AOL

/stalker

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:49, archived)

Come and get me then!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:54, archived)

What?

and blow my cover?

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:57, archived)

That's not all you could blow

oooppps...don't you just hate innuendos?!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:02, archived)

I was

expecting that ;)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 3:03, archived)

I love KY

100% of fact
especially Middlesboro and Luisa

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:00, archived)

Them thar is the mountins

I am a city gal. :P
See my piccy background on profile!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 3:04, archived)

Is that Lexington?

I have family there.

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:08, archived)

Yep

We were just talking bout how two of teh boy band kids are from lex.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 3:21, archived)

That sucks.

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 3:25, archived)

not allowed to drink

untill you're 40, i think.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

Austrailia?

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

in theory.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

We're not 'supposed' to drink

until 21 in America, but everyone know's that's a LIE. We all start drinking around age 15.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)

*tuts*

people are developing slowly these days

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:25, archived)

it's 10 years old and

nasty cheap cider here in britain. what a life.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)

Exactly!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

my dad gave me a beer when I was 4

my mom was quite upset...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

I first got drunk

when I was 12.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:34, archived)

We moved to Colombia when I was 13

there is no legal drinking age there.

Or at least they pretend there isn't...

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:36, archived)

you're allowed to pick up the ball

or a cold tinnie. whichever is nearest

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spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

hahahaha

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kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

And women

arn't allowed near the "baaarbi"

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

Good

night.

Ooooh, I am a threadwasting bastard today aren't I

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:09, archived)

Yep!

tosser!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

Good night anyway

I'm off in a second too

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

slag

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

night night

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

I have been out

bidded on your hair.

:(

/cries

Nighty Night!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

If you lose this one

you can always ask for pubes

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:11, archived)

hmmm, what shall i sell next...

not too sure about shaving my pubes...

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

gotta be pubes

sperm, or spot-puss really

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:13, archived)

Spot-puss

Totaly!!!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)

sperm seems a good option.

perhaps a 'big bag of nastyness', including sperm, spot puss, pubes and arse biscuits.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

sperm may hold the risk

of a psycho woman trying to get preganat on it.

and it would be *nasty*

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

oh my.

with all that stuff, someone could probably clone me.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

The Sperm would only

be effective if kept cold. After a while the lil fellas would eventually die.

/sad

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

i realise that

hmmm, suppose if he saved enough, could make the most interesting drinking comp ever

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)

It dies

after being exposed to the air after so long though...I think...I'm sure anyway....It's worry that I don't even know how my own body works and my mum spent loads of money on those 'How My Body Works' books!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:20, archived)

so did mine

i must have got confused somewhere tho

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:22, archived)

You two

know how to read?

/kidding :P

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

These books had lots of pictures!

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:27, archived)

ouch

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:28, archived)

Piercing?

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:30, archived)

dildo...

nah, just hurt by the reading comment

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

I was only kidding

dumbass

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:35, archived)

If he's got a dildo

It'd be a numbass I'd say

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)

Very witty

woo!

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)

I had a different response

but chose otherwise. ;)

Something along the lines of, "are you always so quick on the draw?"

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:42, archived)

i know

DUH!

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:40, archived)

I've still got mine books somewhere...The model thing broke

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

No if I wanted pubes I'd

keep my own ;)

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

blimey.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

Perhaps I should start saving them

and sell them on eBay as well?

*lolling*

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

They grow

unusually fast.

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

they do rather.

urm, not that i would know.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:19, archived)

Mine don't

Mine sit there for ages then suddenly grow a little bit so I trim...then they sit there for ages again...it's quite annoying that they don't grow at a constant rate

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:21, archived)

lucky git

i get about 2 hours of smoothness then they start to grow back

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:23, archived)

wax is the way forward.

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:24, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i like pain, but only the good sorts :-)

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Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:33, archived)

weirdo

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Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:25, archived)

Cheers

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)

nite

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

well... i'm off to bed...

so i shall leave you with this...

night all...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:57, archived)

I'm off bed too

I'm fucksocked.

hehehe You like recursive;)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:59, archived)

well... i have it all set up now...

i figure a new guy each evening...

sorry...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:01, archived)

somehow

that reminds me of goatse....

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:59, archived)

i was thinking that.

Got any pizza left?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:01, archived)

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

no no no no no no no...
eww...

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:02, archived)

I was thinking that!

Got any pizza for me too?

babe

Darling

Sweaty

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:02, archived)

got much pizza

but none for you

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:03, archived)

I'll suck your dick

for a slice...

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:04, archived)

I couldn't do that...

...the metal might hit against my fillings.

(

Mystery_Bob, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:07, archived)

oooohhhh, I didn't think of that!

on second thoughts Berk...I'll give that a miss

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:08, archived)

hee

don't worry, i have to take the first piercing out due to it not healing, so unless you're planning on sucking my balls too, you'll be fine.

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:10, archived)

It'd be rude not to;)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

I so did not

just read all of that.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:16, archived)

you did

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:18, archived)

yes

i did

*damn*

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:26, archived)

yeah

You did:)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:31, archived)

Just

*quote* "think of the kittens" *Unquote*

:)

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:32, archived)

HA ha ha

funny thing about that.

The evil bitch wants to befriend me now.

that's quite odd.

(

Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:37, archived)

got any for me?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:04, archived)

If he has

I'll do you for your slice;)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:06, archived)

oooooh

hmmmmmm

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:08, archived)

your all gay

hehehe

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:12, archived)

its after midnight

we are all gay*

*some of us are bi/gay

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:15, archived)

I've noticed

Im not gay, but you all make me feel...well...gay :)

(Digital Midget, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:17, archived)

nite

nite

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:04, archived)

Don't ask...

yep - - it's getting late ...

(rotating bread, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:57, archived)

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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:00, archived)

You are the funniest man alive. Assuming that you're a man.

(smoothie, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:05, archived)

seriously

recent scientific research has pointed out that 75 percent of copier defects are caused by this manner of usage:

(

notshitashi OMOH, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:49, archived)

nice lightage!

i'm off to bed.

err..
*parp parp*

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:51, archived)

...

reeeeeeeeeepooooost...

(Commie Bastard, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:51, archived)

nice bit of animation that

woo!

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:51, archived)

I do believe I've seent this image before.

(

Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:52, archived)

you probably have

tis a naughty repost

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:57, archived)

reposts

make hedgehogs shrink.

i don't think much people saw the piccie just yesterday very late at night

(

notshitashi OMOH, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:58, archived)

That's what

threadjacking was invented for! To protect your soul from the dangers of threadwastage.

/nod

(

Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:00, archived)

Haha... of course......

... most of us repost because we "think some people might not have seen it the first time round".. Nobody minds that.... Really....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:04, archived)

Nope

still don't get it.

Maybe try again tomorrow?

(

Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:07, archived)

Yes, I am going insane, Thanks for noticing!

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:48, archived)

mmmm, knees

hows you?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:49, archived)

Haha, you dirty, dirty man.

I am actually really great today!

How are you?

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:52, archived)

heee, i never denied that

and i'm bloody good, wasted a good heap of money today :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:53, archived)

Oh, stop >_^

On what?

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:57, archived)

hee

webcam and tv card for my computer, 2 cds, a puter game and 10 pizzas :-)

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:59, archived)

I've got a fucked TV card

That I've thrown away...I couldn't be arsed with it

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:01, archived)

well my shitty usb jobbie

isn't up to much, so i got this instead for vid work i'm gonna get dragged into :(

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:02, archived)

Hah

Sounds like fun! I just sat on my ass all day talking to my friends on the phone...

Wait..

I have no friends! ^-^

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:01, archived)

surely you have some friends?

what about whatsherface who i talked to on msn?

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:03, archived)

Retard

are the pills you need.
Oh yes.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:51, archived)

This time I am off to bed (honest!)

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:47, archived)

Clever!

Nighty night!

(Xx Torn Kittie xX, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:48, archived)

it might.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:48, archived)

Only because the red and white

doesn't follow any kind of patern!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:50, archived)

nite

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:50, archived)

TJ!

(I don't think this will be frontpaged either)

I didn't want to waste a thread with this but hey, it's animated so I thought I'd show it off. I did this last night for a friend who plays everquest. Russian Schoolgirl Lesbians was Phrase du Jour the night before and he wanted a new "sig".

(

Ratsta, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:50, archived)

It conforms to....

... all apostrophe standards. I don't see a problem. The lack of a 'full stop' or 'period', if you will, serves also to heighten the tension.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:51, archived)

BUT

If it does get on the front page. It could be edited to say 'This got front paged.'

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:56, archived)

Yes Az......

... yes it could.

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 2:01, archived)

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:44, archived)

'just like that'

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)

i was going to say

"just like that", just like that.

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:47, archived)

CORRECTION

jus lik'at

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:47, archived)

glass... bottle...

bottle... glass..

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:50, archived)

spoon jar jar spoon.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:53, archived)

"there is no spoon"

jus' like that

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:55, archived)

hee

i like that.

and animate!

(

Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)

hehehehe

good work sir as always:)

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:47, archived)

hahaha....

love it

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:47, archived)

hee hee...

so are the women going to be spared? ;)

(

eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:56, archived)

yes

women will be spared. women and me

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 2:14, archived)

when sweet dreams turn into horrible nightmares

No, humans cannot breath under beer.

(rotating bread, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:36, archived)

We can't live in beer?

Damn!

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

when does the nightmare bit begin?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

i'm drinking beer

hmmmm.......

pint glassy fillinguppy goodness...

hmmmmmmmmmmm.........

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:39, archived)

Yes. Beer.

I've got a bottle of Directors on the go. Marvelous.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:40, archived)

Did I ever tell you....

... and I'm sure I'm not the first...., that I love your name....?

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:41, archived)

Sounds like something Homer SImpson would say.

Mmmmm.... Rotating Bre[edit]eeee[/edit]ad...

(smoothie, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)

beer

mmmmmm... life giver

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:42, archived)

Looks like that gassy southern lager shandy stuff.

Not like proper Northern Ale.
Nice silly anim though.

I'm off to bed to dream of beer.
Night chaps and chapesses, and anyone who falls outside of those 2 catagories.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:43, archived)

'nightypoo.....

(

Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Tue 13 May 2003, 1:44, archived)

i'm often described under the category

'other'

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:45, archived)

nite

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)

My First Animated Gif...

It took me one hour and thirty seven minutes. For less than five seconds of stupid animation.
I hope it was worth the effort.
(btw, in the end it was 42 layers. I am sure there's an easier way...)
-demonic

(

Demonic Omelette, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:36, archived)

Great!

That's good :D
I made a gif too, but my webspace is down :(
Hate it when that happens!

(janey1979, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)

Tempory host

www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

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AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

Would I regret asking

why you're in pain?

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:41, archived)

Don't worry

You're not the 9th person to ask...

In short (because I've forgot the post number) I was at a cracking gig saturday night...had lots of fun in the pit...got hurt lots...and still in pain!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:42, archived)

Actualy!

it's here

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:44, archived)

It's what it was created for

so it might as well be used for that! You can always edit your post when your space is back up!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:41, archived)

Well, I found it funny

Although many people might not see that as a recommendation though.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

oh dear

.. thats bad.. but is a good anim tho!

you'll find they take less & less time to do every day!

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

until eventually

you can churn out turds like this in under 10 minutes.

(

_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:40, archived)

Can I have the source pictures

for that please? I'll give it a go using your hummus if you don't mind...

Plus, I like the drum kit and might use it for summat else

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:53, archived)

Pretty please

*Rubs up against Sargants leg*

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:57, archived)

It was well worth it!

Woo to you!

(

AzToTheRescue The arsehole formally known as Az The S slur, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:39, archived)

woo

:o)

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:41, archived)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

woooooooooooooooo!

that fucker can walk! break his legs!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:45, archived)

some say...

...he was born to be a king.

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:31, archived)

I say

he's Bart Simpson...

woo, though!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:31, archived)

ha ha

not thought of that; king Bart the 1st (assuming there's never been a previous King Bart)

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33, archived)

there used to be four in the pennines

but they got shot by mormons.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)

hahaha

so simple and yet so effective!

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:32, archived)

shooting you mean?

(janey1979, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

hehe nope,

i posted this before the subject of shooting came up.

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:42, archived)

soup herb....

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

Noone told Susan that Matrix 2 was actually an educational film...

Click-scary-big

(Serious woo to anyone who understands it)

/bed

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:30, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

woooo!

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:31, archived)

lines and lines and lines and lines

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:32, archived)

haha

now make it rotate!

i claim my "serious woo", but by the looks of the people on here tonight, so do a few others.

(

_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:36, archived)

theta = -pi/6

/sad
/bed

(Orwellian Trash, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:39, archived)

lol

(

HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:36, archived)

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I understand that.
Someone kill me.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)

my pleasure.

(

_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:38, archived)

not again.

remember what happened last time?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:41, archived)

i killed someone?

either that or due to a typing error i likked them.

(

_null_, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:43, archived)

Arf.

I still haven't seen the first one.
Ahem.

(

Tart Monkey, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:39, archived)

aaargh!

woo!

(

spacefish bong!, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:46, archived)

In an alternate reality...

Crappy peeshopping I know, but I was in a hurry...seems to be a theme today.

This will only make sense if you've seen the first X-Men movie. I only just saw it yesterday...yes, I'm slow. Take slow to mean what you will.

(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:20, archived)

woo

TJ: whatever happened to these two: Daphne and Celeste

Not that I've got some Mp3's or anything...

(

King Ralph is drunk, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:22, archived)

i did them.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)

after i did

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)

eww

sloppy seconds

(

cwethan, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)

at my size

it's the only way i can get away without hurting the ladies.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)

*ahem*

(

Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33, archived)

Its the little

smiling icon that just makes that comment so right..

(

Equus is still lurking, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:37, archived)

*snigger*

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:40, archived)

I got chatted up by the blonde one

in Croydon
100% FACT

she bought me a drink, and asked me back to her hotel, but I was wif my G/f who is much better looking than her (thats my Ex tho, my current g/f is way more gorgoues!)

but yeah, hehe

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:27, archived)

christ.

scary stuff.

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:28, archived)

funny thing is

she was packed tight into these PVC trousers..
I didnt recognise her, I thought I was just getting another drink from some bird (i get bought plenty!) and she said she had to go to perform 'on stage'
i laughed cos I has no idea who she was..
then my g/f at the time, came over saying "you know who that was?" and I was like yeah some bint who rekons she was from some pop band, and then she was introduced by the DJ and performed some shite song on stage...

oh how i laughed...

(

Lord_Munkee, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:33, archived)

U.G.L.Y.

you ain't got no alibi
you UGLY!

and woo, homunculus. I only saw that movie recently too, and have since forgotten the whole thing possibly while high

(

Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:29, archived)

well...

my mate threw a bottle of piss at them at Reading festival.

hehe

Simple things..

(Sin, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:52, archived)

O my holy cats...

I almost fell off my chair. That makes me so happy you have absolutely no idea.
(i am so sad but gosh dern it there is just no suppressing my love of this sort of thing)

(

TheFelineAnarchist, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:23, archived)

i rather like that

woo!

(

Kamikazee Killmouse, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)

Ah. X-men.

That explains why I couldn't find the bit in Logan's Run that fitted then.

(

HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:24, archived)

But if it were from Logan's Run

I would have had to have included something with Jenny Agutter getting her tits out or something.

Definitely not fluffy.

(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)

I still haven't seen it

so I don't know what it's about...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:25, archived)

my half hour break

seems to be up

back to the books...

(

kitty meow meow, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:26, archived)

Would be too hard

to explain. I put off seeing it because I thought it would be a lame Hollywood blockbuster (which I guess it is), but somebody lent me the DVD. I thought it was alright, but that part cracked me up. It seemed inappropriate, but it was funny.

(the homunculus sleeps tonight, Tue 13 May 2003, 1:29, archived)

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