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# Toning down the image


(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# hahahaha
ace
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# i dunno...
makes him look human somehow....
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Maybe
I should forward it onto them as a new advertising campaign?

I'd vote for him.





[ lies ]
(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Heh heh.
Bless The President.

I'm running off now. Nodding off here.
Catch you tomorrow. Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# ?
PM surely?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# anyone seen anything of........
flan flinger lately?
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# wooo
delliebopper tastic
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Ohhhh
Your profile picture is *swishtastic*



(I helped save b3ta! swimmy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# that is
gorgeous
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Advertising takes a bold new step today...
Real life situations call for real life solutions:



Ain`t that the truth
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
#
*giggle*
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# that's a little big you know
could you resize it at all?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Get a bigger
moniter.
(I helped save b3ta! EvS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# "love the skin you're in" is a bit of a strange tagline
i don't see many "entire skin grafts for cosmetics" taking place... yet.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# if its good enough for
Mae West, its good enough for me
/not
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# um?
wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Mae West in interview
was asked how she kept such a clear complexion.
She informed the interviewer that she cleansed with sperm every morning.

100% fact.
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# ROFL
good lass .....

its true what you say tho
never seen a goth girl take a facial

plays hell with the makeup
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:54, archived)
# how do you think
i get three inches of clown white off my face of an evening?
;P
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:56, archived)
# thank you
for that delicious mental image....
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Googling for Daily Facials
one of the advertisers is: www.creamy-porn.com

ahem.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Its a result
This is the stuff boys dreams are made of, and to see those dreams realised on bus stop sized posters - its a beautiful thing.

(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# trry....
fighting nuns .com
(carlossthejackass, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Gordon is sick of Tony's games
(I helped save b3ta! Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# "gordon was unimpressed
with tony's new suggestion for a communal cabinet sex toy"
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Oh look!
There's my dinner again!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# neither was su
no doubt
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# *repost*
(el pedro, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# hehehehe
hehe
/Falls off seat
(emptyspace, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# haha
great username

nice pic too
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I recognise that puppet
Used him myself on some Abu Hamza pics a while back - its a growing epidemic

Result by the way
(Anders Last had a work LOL on, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# What's that Sooty?
"Bomb the Arabs?"
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:53, archived)
# gimme hug!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# AAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
*leaps out of window*
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# wtf?
is there an age limit for being allowed in here?
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# just hang around a bit
you'll come to love the abuse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# yes yes
i know abuse when i see it.

my dad wants to show me his sponge monkey later... ohh glee!! cant wait
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Yes
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# no
but we're thinking of recommending an IQ limit
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# really?
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# Well seeing as it's gaytime
please assume the position.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# ahem

no it isn't
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# I think
you're in denial.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# i think so too
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i had nothing against
the gay shift. i partook in it regularly. but rob didn't like it and asked everyone to stop. so i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Rob can
suck my big black cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# and then put it in the newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:55, archived)
# if it were gay time
i couldnt assume the position because i'd be wearing dungerees.
And seeing as i would rather die than wear them, its NOT gay time, so ner
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ROFL
nice logic.....
from a woman of all things!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Bah!
Foiled again.

*shakes fist ineffectually*

Pffft - looks like he's wanking!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# apparently
it is
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# oi
wheres my woo :P
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# woooooooooooooooooooooooo
woooooooooooooooooooo o o *cough* arggh
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# beg
me
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# for a woo?
never :D

......
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# i wish
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# So how was Paris?
Or was it Marseille?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# nice was nice
boom boom

(gives baz a candle to hold)
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# er, when i said i'd do anything for a hug?
i might have been wrong
/backs away slowly
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# awww
how can you resist him?
i think he's sweet, and probably very handy when you run out of canapes at dinner parties
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# you have dinner parties often?
= )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# used to
if i have another, you are on the guest list :)
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# woo!
i got me a night out!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# And if you're a good girl
a night in

;)
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# dont worry EP
Koit is barred
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Arse !
spoilsport
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# aw!
we could at least have chained him up in a corner and thrown things at him for fun
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:52, archived)
# well ok
but you can clean up the ensuing mess
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:59, archived)
# woo!
any more offers? please?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Marlon Brando
dropped by earlier, he said he would.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# me too
i can cook
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Its call is distinctive

yet mysterious...
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# that made
me snigger.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# Does he shit in the woods
?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# Is a bear catholic?
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# You know your scripture
indeed you are powerful, as the Emperor has foreseen.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# very worrying
but woo none-the-less = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# The wonder of nature.
Makes me wonder anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# following another of tonight's themes
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# bleeeeeaaaaarrrrrrrrrg
gg
(fits)
(emptyspace, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i was rating hues earlier
apparently i was the first person to get #000000 so i voted 10 (11 wasn't available unfortunately)
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# "BLACK, black, the colour of insanity
what's for dinner mother? maggots on toast? PINS!"

time to go home now henry...
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# nope i was thinking more along the lines of
"how much more black could it get? and the answer is none.... none.. more black..."
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# it's like finding the end of an exciting piece of spaghetti
very disheartening
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# "Shadow sandwiches?"
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:48, archived)
# HA
hillimalarious
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# wooooooooo
for more epilepsy
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I tried your hues rating thing,
but as I'm amazingly colourblind, I may have added an unusual variable into your results.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# where is that thing?
the hues rater...
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# here
www.ratemyhue.tk
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# haha
second thing tonight to make me laugh like a loon already.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# yey!
that makes me smile, instead of roll around in a fit. maybe i'm immune?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# and on that note
I shall have an extreme fit.

And then go to bed.

G'night lovely people.

And you. Yes, that's right, YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# me??
*looks behind her*

sweet dreams, supey. *flutters eyelashes flirtatiously*
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:44, archived)
# night
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:46, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# SPONG!
She's having a spack attack!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:41, archived)
# It really shouldn't,
but the idea of Neil Buchanan going "This is a spack attack!" is making me laugh so hard...
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:47, archived)
# Woo!
Monkeon is #1 google hit for Neil Buchanan: www.monkeon.co.uk/html/buchanan.html
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:51, archived)
# It's a damn fine read.
That is.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# We all love ice-cream
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:34, archived)
# class
in a glass
woo to you!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Good heavens.
You've been doing some clever 3D jiggery pokery there haven't you. Well done, sah!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# my god
how did you do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I sneaked into a gallery late at night
...armed only with an ice-cream, and a video camera.


ok, so I might have used 3DS Max
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i'm more impressed
by the latter to be honest


could never understand that program
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# the trick
it appears, is to get drunk whilst watching football, and then have a go
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# *snort*
woo yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Kinell
how did you make that ?
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# its a shame that GIF's are so big
the original looks much better
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:50, archived)
# That is a pretty image
most woo-ology based.
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 1:05, archived)
# oh...
top 3d!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# hahahaha...
love that... fantastic :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# a tragic tale
remember kids, before you snap people's limbs off... THINK!
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Quality
Toppling.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGH
Whats his name?

I say Scott
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Waaaaaargh!
That's deeply disturbing!
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Sir, you are really spoiling us with your
copy-paste-flip horizontal shennaninaninnaningans.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# hehe
not quite...
close but not quite.
there's an easier way in photoplop.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Really?
Bugger, I've been wasting my time then.

(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# dat is cool
though
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Looks like
Henry Rollins to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# tell him
i hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# you bastard!

now look what you have done!
/repost
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# waaah...
and woo :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Heh heh
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# reflections #3...

#1... #2...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Ah...woo
*retires into shade*
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Hee.
He was dancing to my music.
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Wait!
He still is!






































*watches*
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
#
*wrist watches*
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# my mum posted me a new wristwatch yesterday
i broke it today, but it works again now
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# I lost my watch
in a mosh pit last week, but my dad has allowed me to borrow a really good one off him
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Y'know
it's stuff like this that makes visiting the b3ta boards so rewarding.
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# amen
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# like everything you do,
i love this = )
woo yey!
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# oh yes!
how schizophrenic, and wooooosome!
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# There's something in the water
Isn't there.
Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# cecil's many adventures, part #5


previously: sunbathing, skiing, on the moon, in thailand
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Cecil is neat
fact
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wooo!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# wow, that's really rather detailed
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Cecil
is a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# up yours,
smelly arse
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# bum
face.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# top mashing!
wooness!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# yay!
tha's lovely :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# wahay!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# hazzah
for cecil.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:34, archived)
# oooh
that's right good. it looks like proper paint! you know, that stuff we used to have before these new-fangled computers... all gloopy it was... loved it.
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Beautiful.
Woo!
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# With all the commercial pressure that fame brings
Sooner or later

someone had to crack.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# is he covering something
with that big fluffy furtive arm?
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# NSFW
for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# alright you
how was your picnic you lucky sod

*sulks*

woo to furtive! not enough furtive these days
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# erm....
how much more d'you want to see?
pervert.
:@ )
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# bloodeh marvellous
there was champagne!! and cake and sticky buns. and sunshine and blankets and daisies. Yay!
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
sticky blankets.

or did I read that wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# sticky buns
are perfectly innocent, i'll have you know...
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# well, I had a great time
sitting in my room, hitting F5.

So there.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# i'm jealous now.
i want to sit in your room... ;)
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Shouldn't that be
Hustl3r?

God, b3ta porn, I wonder what that would be like...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Blah.

My outdated and shitty gallery of random stuff
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# yay!
thats dead clever
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# clay animation!
hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# those are so woo
its nauseating

(woo!)
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# yay for
PLASTICINE!
It is such stuff as dreams are made on...
or i'm just pissed
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# yay
for pissedness!
(I helped save b3ta! blyerkit e k trilby, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# yay
for champagne (instant tipsiness!) and for pink lemonade made pink with cherry brandy! and for alco-picnics!
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# How lovely
.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# yay!
haven't seen one of these in ages.

That am wooest
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# ok.
you win.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# yes
he's won b3ta. We should all get our coats.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# hee hee
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# /coat
'tis time for bed anyway.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# you sleep in a coat, goat?
that makes me think of Green Eggs and Ham...
(pinky shminky, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I am a goat
In a moat.
With a boat.
Whoooo's got the crack...

/moldy peaches
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:34, archived)
# arrrgh!
That's too much for my tiny brain! I'm going to bed, g'night folks

Woo, by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# night
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# Damn that's good.
And on that pleasant note, I bid you all adieu and wish anyone planning on sleeping tonight, sweet dreams...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# woo...
that's fab :-)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Mon-Keanu Reeves


And yes, I know he's an ape and not really a monkey. But he's humping a stick!
(Bethanphetamine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Ha ha
I love the the way you exclaim, 'he's humping a stick!'

Ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# you have a point.
a young, tender, juicy point.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Oh yes,
I didn't think that him humping the tree branch was obvious enough. :)
(Bethanphetamine, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# what's he doing to that stick
???
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
#
humping it.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahaaaaa.
(smoothie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# swappage

click=big
(I helped save b3ta! fishsticks, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# woooo
some!
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# i hate him.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# me too
hoping his new arm is going to attack him somewhere soft
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Bernie Clifton
used to be so genteel and family-orientated.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Blimey.
He's let himself go a bit since old Rod Hull kicked it hasn't he?
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# I wish
he really would do something rebellious like have an ostrich grafted onto his left arm. Great pic, BTW!

Night.
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Natural selection in action
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# The fearsome hunter of seals.
...and a polar chicken thing too.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:22, archived)
# nice shoppage
i still don't have the moneys for adobe photoshop. Poor me...
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Hello you lot.
Boredom having driven me to distraction, I've knocked up this quiz,
which I would like you all to road-test for me. It's a high-brow, artistic
piece, which I've lovingly titled: "Moobs, or Boobs?"

A small possibility of it being NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# it told me i can't tell the difference
it didn't tell me how it came to that conclusion though
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# yeah
I'd like to know exactly how wrong I am
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# seconded
(lampoon now lives in new zealand, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)
# Yes,
I'm aware that it doesn't tell you how many you got wrong. This is the price I am paying for using straight HTML anti-cheat methods. If it's annoying, I'll replace it with a simple check.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Newsletter.
Deffo.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# its ok
but it would be nice to see the real answers

you can take my test here
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# Argh
Star Wars, keep it away!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# no
not star wars

read harder
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Argh!
Star Wars! Get orf my land!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# grrrrrrr
NOT STAR WARS
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# What are you talking about?
It says "JEDI" - if that's not Star Wars, then I don't know what is.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# please
read the second paragraph
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# Oh, it's another
"drugs are cool" thing. How dull.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# grrrrr
you should read people's opinions before slating them you know.

it doesn't say drugs are cool

its a test to see whether or not you can handle them

(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# Yeah yeah,
don't worry, you'll grow out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:34, archived)
# well
you're obviously a waste of space

just thought it an interesting sideline to my pharmacy degree
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Aw, come off it.
The whole "drugs open your mind, man!" thing is fine for confused 15-year olds, but the rest of us, well...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:37, archived)
# doesn't say that either
really, do you want a spade to dig yourself out of this one?

i suggest you read more
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Like I said
in a few years, you'll look back on this and be horrible embarrassed, but hey, there's no point in me telling you this now...
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:40, archived)
# maybe
touchy, aren't you?

maybe your dad shouldn't have done those horrible, horrible things
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:42, archived)
# i already new my star wars name
the rest of the quiz didn't have any "what the fuck?" options for innocent people like me...
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:33, archived)
# sorry
maybe i should just put a huge button labelled
"i give up, waaaaaaa"
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:36, archived)
# Of course,
if you had the real answers, there wouldn't be much point in the quiz, would there? :)
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# duh
afterwards

oh nevermind
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# You have to get the ALL right to win?
How bumgay.
(goat thinks you're shit, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# Bumgay?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:27, archived)
# now that is woo
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


(i'm not gay)
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:28, archived)
# of course you aren't


*pats oogy on the shoulder*
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# thanx
reverend!?

(eek, peadophile alert)
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# wooo
imm a pervert i got them all right
huzzah!
(applecore, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Read any good books lately?
I guess you gotta see the original cover for comparison?

(I helped save b3ta! BamaSS, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# hee hee
that made me laugh
(Ironic Ferret, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Look at that smile!
You can just tell she's a filthy little minx!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# i
have.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# I did
not have sexual relations with that woman.


But I would have done.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:30, archived)
# *slaps forehead*
Ah, I'm guessing that's Monica instead of Hilary on the cover!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Nora Batty
Quick and Dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# that's surprisingly cute
although I wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Rarrrrgh feel the rock....see the haircuts
www.oilcan.net/
(I helped save b3ta! Pete Donaldson, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i am literally
too lazy to click that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Rock and Roll!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# "Oil Can Harry evolved in 1997"
from what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# an oil can
duh!
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# they've got a jamaican tribute band
called beer can
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# So thats what happened to 'H'
from Steps
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:21, archived)
# "i show not your reflection

but your heart's true desire"

sweet fucking jesus, this is shit.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:13, archived)
# Who's
the bird in the red?
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# is it
Avril?
(I helped save b3ta! lady_delirium, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:16, archived)
# No idea
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# yes
never mind
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# ummm....
i don't understand. sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:14, archived)
# mirror of erised from harry potter
shows your heart's true desire. avril wants to be britney.

good idea, shit execution. well, in mitigation, how many photos can you find on the web of avril lavigne from the side?
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:31, archived)
# I second
That
(I helped save b3ta! keybo was imtypingonakeyboard, now I'm not, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# i third
(maybe she has her period?)

i'm clutching at straws
(i am me and various other people, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:25, archived)
# my mail to you got rejected
btw.
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:32, archived)
# Bloody fortune bloody city
they don't like me and insist on excluding me
loosly translated, I can never see anything from fortune city :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roxy_Hart is so so old, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Club. Join
The
(Icouldsleepforever, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# Um
I found out about Gaussian Blur recently:
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:18, archived)
# who was gauss?
did he blur things a lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Er....
Um...

PARP!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:20, archived)
# the greatest 15-year-old
this world has ever seen
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:23, archived)
# yeah
that beed to be just on britney though
(martian, Thu 12 Jun 2003, 0:24, archived)

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