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# I can't be arsed to wait for the newsletter
I was busy for the last couple of days
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Yay!
Send it to him, send it to him!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# who?
Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# that is chuffing
nuts...

damn i wish there was a noozletter
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# You scare me.
In a good way, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# You are quite mad
Good parping.
No matter how many times I hear that.
It still reminds me of William Shatner.
!
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# well
he can't sing either. I see where you're coming from there.
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:54, archived)
# that is stunning
(ivor_the_engine, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:52, archived)
# fabulous
there are moments when Terry's singing really does sound deranged. Like he is demented.

I am sure that I don't need to tell you, Jiva..you have heard it way too many times already.
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Blimeh!
That's fantastic! Good preloader, too.
(I helped save b3ta! ?!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Corn.
(milkboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Drawing goatse tutorial very funny
www.angelfire.com/ex/ftp/goatsedrawingtutorial.mov

THIS IS SAFE FOR WORK, USED IN MSPAINT


CREDIT GIVEN TO RICKSTER885 AND DARTH NIVEN
(deltreeaaadk, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Threadjack
Is b3ta radio still on today seen as the No newsletter
(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# is it on web cast
or just normal radio for you london lot?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# It was webcasted last week
I aint no london geezer
Im a smelly farmer from lincolnshire
(smoglane!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# arrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# wasn't that last week or is this a regular thing
(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# see
www.resonancefm.com/listings/20030808.html

should be on at 16.00 hours
(I helped save b3ta! magoo, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:57, archived)
# ooh
I got the .mp3 stream to work. Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 14:03, archived)
# I get
'The file format is invalid' I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# Double Threadjack
www.johnsbit.com/b3ta/images/My%20random%20photos/+businesscards.jpg

YAY! look what just arrived! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# Oooooh
I want one... Now!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# You should
have some for POinting at Ladies.
All it needs is a big pointing finger and the url.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:47, archived)
# maybe
i should get a branding iron...

tttttsssssssssssssss Yougotbranded! woo.. hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# that's mental
 
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# I really
enjoyed that!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:53, archived)
# As you may or may not know,
In a new book that is shortly to be released, called 'Crap Towns' (i think), Hull has been voted the worst of the worst. Understandably, the people of Hull are rather upset by this, and this letter appeared in todays Hull Daily Mail! (The last paragraph is a gem!)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# never a truer word
written...


and now away to the beer garden (edit)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# Thats classy.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Brilliant.
I was born in Beverley, so I have some sympathy will the East. Bless them.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# whenever I said that I went to University at Hull
all anyone had to say that was complimentary was "I hear Beverley's Lovely"
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# hull daily mail is always getting in a huff at people who don't like Hull
they've had arguments with Nick Abbot a dj nearly 10 years ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# what ever happened to him
he was really funny until he was forced to tone it down
(Symball, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:44, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
[deep breath]Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Etc.

That is fucking hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# hahahahah
I could have written that!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# Arf!
I love people from Hull, especially those whpo went to Hull University. They make me giggle.
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# hi :)

(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:39, archived)
# /giggle
(xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah... that happens a lot.
*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof. Slocombe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# There is a Fine selection of Hull Graduates who frequent b3ta,
imcluding Curry Monster, Tart Monkey, my self, and many more

maybe that tells you something...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:43, archived)
# this guy doesnt like hull either.
www.yougotspotted.com/-1-358-Type-None-ObjectK-0-ThreadPage-1-CommentPage-1-ThreadK-61.aspx
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# Pah!
I my position of Sexiest man in London has been toppled by a couple of fruits!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# that's
fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:45, archived)
# hahahahahhhehehehhehehhahhahahaha
*breathes*
hahahahehehehhehehehhahahahhahahehheheheeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/fallsoffchair
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
# Illegal
pictures of Cameron Diaz topless!



I can understand she doesn't want them published...
(radja, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# that is
sick

how can you mess with our heads like that...

woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# I'd know that chest anywhere
(Smudger, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(yakmonkey, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:49, archived)
# sorry,
i moved it up top. is that sort of thing frowned upon?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:51, archived)
# sometimes
probably best not done, on a Friday avo, as the compo causes the board to accelerate
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:55, archived)
# Man...
I've just eaten too.

*barf*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Yay
moobs
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Eeeewwwww!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# That isn't actaully Cameron Diaz now is it?
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:36, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# it's
no laughing matter
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# both of you should be ashamed ;)
wyhp
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# the one on the top right
looks like a girl i used to go out with
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:40, archived)
# NICE!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
# rrrrrrruff!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:48, archived)
# aha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# (laughs until milk comes out of nose)
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# Were you drinking milk
to start off with?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:38, archived)
# No...
Really funny things have been known to cause spontaneous materialisation of large amounts of milk within the human nasal cavity.

100% of Medical Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:42, archived)
# Kid gloves?


Is this OTT? Or just old hat.
(Dr Frank, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# Joe Dolan!
i know, i'm sad
(I helped save b3ta! cheeves, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# I particularly like the way
he did a Tom Jones and released a load of covers of Pop and Rock songs
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:41, archived)
[challenge entry] The Femme Tank

Wallpaper
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Colourific!
Woo!

Compo entry?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Yes, thank you for the remind.
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# heart warming
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Typical.
The driver's facing the wrong way.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# woo!
i like this competition.

no newsletter though...
i almost cried.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Don't you find
that with being on the board so much you've often seen most of it?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# true.
still a dissapointment though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# there there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# That's lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Took me long enough.
Thank you for the kind words, only my third post
(THE EVIL EXCLAMATION MARK OF DOOM!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# Just think of the carnage
when she tries to park it
(I helped save b3ta! Toast_not_ghosts, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:32, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Braun is better than brains
(buboboy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# baddum
tish
(KJHIOUPOIOIUKJJH, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:37, archived)
# no reason...
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# shouldn't that be
a compo entry?
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Hehehehe
The predictions that this competition will turn into a Norkerama were true!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# hehehe
that has actual real life marketing potential :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:29, archived)
# Interesting american plumbing
am i right? though we'll be seeing more of this flushing arrangement as it is now allowed under new British Standards and is seen as somewhat trendy by the polo necked fraternity.
.
.

oh hang on wrong message board.
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# What's the URL?
Sound good.
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# its
www.bogblog.com
(I helped save b3ta! alistair, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Genuine unedited photo
Morning all!



This is actually what we use to make Yorkshire pudding in my house.





(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Hey, that was my idea!
When the whisk broke down.
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# Whisk?
Pah. Real men Don't Own Whisks.

One day, I'll own a really fast turny-machine with attachments that'll turn it into a food mixer, masonry drill, electric toothbrush, back massager or helicopter.

Then I will have reached Power Tool Nirvana.

(I helped save b3ta! The One and Only Sheriff Fatman, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# i have a friend
who did the same thing with a fan when his fan broke down...worked a treat so i'm told :)
(I helped save b3ta! jme, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:30, archived)
# Proof positive

Clickity Biggity
if any were ever needed.......
(I helped save b3ta! mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] bridge that gap, baby
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# and
belmium Z
(I helped save b3ta! bleepbloop, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# (*belms*)
(I helped save b3ta! .spanky is singing "PEANUTS!", Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# *chuckles*
At last, an action figure that's kind to your hands!
(I helped save b3ta! anno domini hiatus, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# Aloe Vera?
I must try to keep up with these film stars...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# Shouldn't that say
"now with lifesize vibrating cock!"?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:35, archived)
# :-)
LOL :D
(TylerD84, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 20:02, archived)
# Afternoon...
It suddenly hit me on the way home from work...
...keep it simple. Thus.

"Shite-hawks at the Diner"
big'un
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
# heh
clever
(xxhazziexx, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:21, archived)
# ace
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)
# A fine dining establishment...
Where the Elite Meet to Eat
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:23, archived)
# its one of a
series I've been playing with
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:26, archived)
# Have you done
"Night-hawks at the diner" with Réné from Allo Allo

/80s sitcom geek
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:25, archived)
# nope....
...not yet - the possibilities are endless..
this was the first
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:27, archived)
# That inspired me to make
www.b3ta.com/board/1741946
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# thats cool
very subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:33, archived)
# That's my desktop at the moment.
And today's is a good 'un too...
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# I'm honoured
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:34, archived)
# Ahhh Tom Waits
My second hero :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Chickenuts Now we know., Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:28, archived)
# kermit...
my first hero
click
(I helped save b3ta! Ambiguous, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:31, archived)
# The least known of the 6 Marx Brothers......

And also the smartest!
(OK.. Its early morning getting home after 8 hours of wage-earning hell crap art, but its mine!)
(Well, its stolen, but what the hell)
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:19, archived)
[challenge entry] better than batman
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:16, archived)
# You for suspenders!
Fiddly but darned sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# can you get them in your size?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# I am a size 14
So yes - and in lots of different styles/colours too.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# Suspenders and utility belt! Phwooaarr!
Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! pxyzyzygy, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:17, archived)
# yeah
I can't make up my mind whether this is supposed to appeal to men or women
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# phwoarr
thems some handy tools love
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:18, archived)
# cooooooorr!
strewth!
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Fri 8 Aug 2003, 13:22, archived)

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