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can you say....

~REDNECK-Pig Racing~

(track, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:35, archived)

Rednn... Rednnnn....

ReeeeeeddnnnnnnnnNnNNNn.. piiiiiiii! Reeeeddnnnn... piiiiiiiiiii rraaaa!

No, I can't. I hope that has cleared up the matter for you :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:40, archived)

you watch too much red dwarf, don't you.

All-together-now:
smeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeee!
smeeeeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeeee!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:15, archived)

I've been busy and off the board this week

has anybody made any weird projects that would be suitable for the newsletter?

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:27, archived)

That B3ta Radar Map

is very nice

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:30, archived)

i writ

a song

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:31, archived)

It is very nice

but its more for the board members than mailinglisters....

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:33, archived)

What was this about

the Jazz Kittens being on RI:SE or something - is crab_bloke a media star now?

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:35, archived)

Eh?

Whats that about? The kittens were on ri:se?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 10:37, archived)

really

!?

woo

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:37, archived)

Joel was once asked to be on the Big Breakfast

but then they changed their mind.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:38, archived)

now why

would they wanna do that?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 10:41, archived)

i know

i know - but i dont want to tell

(Marvellous (mb) Mark, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:43, archived)

Go on.
Are the Jazz kittens, the ones on the beach?
How come they mentioned it then, how did they find it?

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 10:46, archived)

coz 10 channel4 staff on are subbed to the newsletter ...

... and one chappy from rise tv too. BBC infiltration is even better, 63 members of staff.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:06, archived)

Wow

Im impressed.
Word gets about i suppose.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 11:17, archived)

hmm

impressive penetration at the BBC.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:26, archived)

BBC employes more staff than C4

most of C4s output is made by independent production companies. Fuck knows what our penetration is there - it would be boring to research them all and cross match.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:28, archived)

aww thanks fishbear

but lumpbucket's probably right - it's a board thing really. it's still a work in progress though, but hey if it gets newlettered then i won't exactly complain :)

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:40, archived)

Yep. It's very nice but it has little relevance ...

... to a wider audience.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:14, archived)

fairymuff

how about if i converted it into an 'I've spotted Elvis' page. Or something of that comedy ilk?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:21, archived)

whats the link

for that?

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:45, archived)

it is, and i quote...

'http://www.yeahbutisitart.com/b3ta/radar/'

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:46, archived)

that is well good

yippee

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mikeisbrill, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:50, archived)

Ruu

Hey shaggy.. What about that sexy guy and the mystery of the "Pubic Dandruff"

I would have gotten away with it, it wasn't for that pesky fat guy taking a camera into the toilet...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:33, archived)

I've put together

a Cuntymint gallery.
Which is here.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:39, archived)

I want to click on that

but I'm afraid that it won't live up to the images that your post created in my imagination. If I was new to b3ta I'd be terrified to see the contents.

Oh what the hell, I'll click it.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:43, archived)

Its safe,

kinda. Nothing porny, but a proliferation of the C word.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:46, archived)

Cucumber?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:55, archived)

Nope

Cornflower.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:57, archived)

I made

The Tweeney Movie and Annie De P

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:00, archived)

i resurrected a bunch of old animations that i did

but they're not newsletter worthy

(but on the off chance you want to use one - let me know so i can move it to some other webspace first)
ill not repost all the links again, they're further down the board

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:26, archived)

I made my first flash!

clicky.
It's not newsletter worthy though so that's an unwarranted repost really...

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helmetcream, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:34, archived)

Ahhh hell...

anyone have a pic of the earsocks? I dug wayy back to find some, but couldn't.

(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:21, archived)

i've got a pic of a fucksock

that someone did (joel?) you mean that?

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:56, archived)

another one

in the revolving ladies series

www.vbloke.com/gallery1/pictures/random/spin4.gif
[Half naked ladies removed coz they are not office safe]

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:21, archived)

she has

terrible posture.
Where are these from?

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:24, archived)

www.hippieskivvies.com/realview.html

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:27, archived)

Hey Fishbear

How're things on the T-shirt front? did you get my cheque?

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Monkeyboy, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:38, archived)

Niiiiiiiice!

http://www.6ixfish.co.uk/wooyay.gif
[Half naked ladies removed coz they are not office safe]

(The Unknown Anorak, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:25, archived)

Sorry Rob

I do new version right now.

(The Unknown Anorak, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:30, archived)

Is this better?

No naughty bits in view...

(The Unknown Anorak, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:33, archived)

ha ha

sorry I'm a bit harsh about this. But we just keep images on the board work safe.

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rob, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:09, archived)

This Is my bitch

She likes to revolve for me...
[ Nothing to see here ]

We are very much in love

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:28, archived)

Where are you finding these?

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:29, archived)

Me Me Me

I made that... My very first (and only) animated gif...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:31, archived)

Ye Gods

I've just read in The Sun that Richard Madeley would like to see more erections on telly.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:19, archived)

That's not what

you want to read as the top message on b3ta.

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PeterSeychelles, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:20, archived)

Its not

something you would want to read anywhere. I hope he's not going to volunteer. we've already seen his wife's Mams and that was enough to stop me sleeping for months.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:21, archived)

Just wanted to share this delightful beauty with you

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:17, archived)

it looks like

the prof. off time gentlemen please

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:17, archived)

Is it..

you .. :)

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:24, archived)

No way on God's clean Earth

I am lush - honest

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:02, archived)

Great Inventions of our Time No.94

The Thomas Edison Vacumn Tube Kitten Guillotine

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:13, archived)

That gets a

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:16, archived)

that's rather

special.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:17, archived)

Sometimes I wonder

what goes on in your head :o))

Class in a glass!

<fark>good one!</fark>

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witchy is covered in BEES, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:35, archived)

damn thats good.

where are you getting your science pics?

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santexo, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:40, archived)

I went searching

for famous scintists - this was Edison from Google Image Search. I found the Smithsonian Science Picture Archive a while ago but I lost it again....Google just works for me...

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:57, archived)

so...

i was looking for them 'fly' pictures (see below) and i found this

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:10, archived)

sorry about that awand exgirl post yesterday...

I wasn't aware of the situation. and anyway, I think the issues I was dealing with were more about ME and MY ex-girlfriend. So here, I've replaced aw and his with me and mine:

but shhh! don't tell her! she might get angry.

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:07, archived)

bit of a nutter

was she?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:08, archived)

nah, she's a lovely lass.

she just dumped me for the neighbor dude after 4 years with no warning and I'm using photoshop to deal with it :)

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)

Not bitter then

Zoggy Boy?

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)

harumph.

what can I say? may I quote krs-one from boogie down productions circa 1986?
"the girls look so good, but their brains are not ready, I don't know...
I'd rather talk to a woman, cuz their minds are so steady. so here we go!"

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:16, archived)

Ermm OK

Suggest you find someone utterly lovely and fantastic as soon as you can. Best medicine.
I married mine. Huzzah!

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:19, archived)

That was not very clear was it.

what I meant was that I got in a bit of a pickle with a lovely looking girl who was a bit of a pain and an airhead, then soon after met the girl who is now my wife.
And it's all worked out lovely.

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:21, archived)

< / smug >

sorry

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:22, archived)

unclear indeed

i thought you meant you married your photoshop!

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popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:31, archived)

Well....

I did have a one night stand with a copy of Oven Ready

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fishbear, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:34, archived)

can i just have a massive woo, yay, and fucksocks

for me. I just found out that i have a new cuntyminting-tastic job,
after months of being a unemployed after uni. I am very excited.
But also terrified. But feeling:

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

Congrat

ulations!

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

woo!

what's your job going to be ?

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

helping with the development of

a web based database system for a *cough* well know personnel company.
It's a three year graduate traineeship, and i will study for my chartered
personnel thing (not the official title :-) concurrently.
And they pay for me to do it. Woo.
I also have to move to London, which is scary *shudder*

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:06, archived)

London

a good, but expensive, thing

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)

very well done

to you, and i like that woo yay as well. london aint that bad, been in the big smoke for about 7 months now and am gradually aclimatising. though just about everyone is a rude cunt.
congrats tho, i would post a woo yay if i had one....

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:12, archived)

i think london will be excellent

and i'm glad to be going there.
It will be a bit of a cultureshock, coming
from a little berkshire village, but shock is good.

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:20, archived)

oh yeah

definately, i wasnt trying to put you off or owt! its done me the world of good, a bit scary and sprawling to begin with but it aint too bad after a while. lots of cool places to go and see and shit, always summat to do of a weekend. all im saying is everyone is rude as fuck, but i come from 'oop north' so i am used to different. And dont ever ask a tube or train assistant person for travel directions, in london they often purposefully give you the wrong directions as a 'laugh'. cunts.

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:24, archived)

I found Londoners

rude too. I think they're only rude to people with Northern accents though, cos the southerners I know say they don't get that at all.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:48, archived)

could be right

it wouldnt surprise me in the least. if rosey is from berkshire or somehwere then they should be ok then :)

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:55, archived)

'ere mark mind the stall, i gotta 'ave a word...

laanderners are lovable, cheery cokerney types, and not rude, ricketts-ridden, theiving bastards at all and I will fight anyone who says it isn't so.

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:57, archived)

hehehe

why, after living in newcastle and glasgow is laahhhhndahhn tahn the only place where a car as shit as a fiat panda 'fizz' gets nicked? i live in a nice area as well, i was amazed, but also quite pleased cos if i get the insurance i'll be well chuffed. maybe those cheeky cock er knee types were just trying to do me a favour! lovely people... :)

(hazey, Wed 8 May 2002, 11:04, archived)

Yay and Woo to ya!

I know just what it's like. Now I have a job! And now I have to go to work... Bugger...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:03, archived)

Yay

I'm about to lose mine. Woo.

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:48, archived)

nice

one

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

Well done

good luck and all that.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

woo yay!

and mintysocks!

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zog why change it now?, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:05, archived)

in a bill and ted styley

Excellent!!!!!!
what you doing? where? will you still be able to b3ta

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:05, archived)

it will cut into my B3TA time significantly.

That is boo nay. But i might be able to come to the B3TA
piss-up in june (thats in london isn't it?)

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:08, archived)

yep...on the 1st

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:15, archived)

woo for you

wanna swap jobs?

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:06, archived)

call me a repost whore, but...

Yes im reposting again. (6 year old animations by me, now in flash with sound yada yada yada)
Karls Ordinary Day - Sea - Arty Shinanegens - The Tank of Doom - The Box (1.7 meg)
more coming soon as i convert them

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:00, archived)

I went out and downloaded

Scorched Earth again, just like I said I would.
For those who wish to follow my path, you may find the fantastic game here.

(OtaKuno, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:05, archived)

repost whore!

i hope you turn into a fly for that, etc...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:13, archived)

chinese meal tonight

at home, red or white wine? anniversary with the lady you see

(track, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:58, archived)

with chinese?

i'd say red

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:58, archived)

with Chinese

I'd say a light lager beer.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:59, archived)

With chinese?

Some farva beans and a nice chianti! fefefefefefefefe!

(did i spell all that correctly? ;)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

Fava

beans

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

Ahh thanks

I sit at my desk corrected.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:03, archived)

You

did ask...

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

Yes

I was just saying thankyou

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:07, archived)

You're welcome.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:09, archived)

not very

anniversaryish though is it?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

I wouldn't know.

We had our 3 year anniversary 2 months ago and I haven't even had a present yet...
*sniff*

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:05, archived)

Tomsk lets you come on b3ta

thats present enough!

note to Tomsk: Buy dr.phil some new shoes and say they're an aniversary present - kill two birds with one stone

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:08, archived)

She hasn't

decided what she wants yet.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:09, archived)

been lurking

have we?

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:11, archived)

Eh?

/Directs icedragon2k to various posts of mine on board today.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:12, archived)

[edited]

Yep, i must be going blind.
sorry, too much lager last night...

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:15, archived)

I haven't?

What's wrong with getting me shoes like you promised?
Or a kitten, like you promised?
Or taking me shopping, like you promised?
...any of these are fine. PICK ONE.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:29, archived)

Shoes then

Not getting into this on here though. Enough now.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:53, archived)

tomsk

is quite obviously waiting for a more poetic 3 years and 3 month anniversary where he will lavish gifts and spend horrendous amounts of cash

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:12, archived)

Er, yes.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do.

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:17, archived)

ARE you.

Hmm.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:32, archived)

any

recommendations, im not sure whether we're having chicken, beef or both, that was what made me ponder

(track, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:00, archived)

definately not white.

Red is the way to go with chinese.

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rosey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

red it is then

now to choose from the 440 in the shop...damn

(track, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

I think you should

Tell her to get her own food and eat it at the park

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

then invite the lads round

for a few cans and to watch the man u/arsenal match

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:06, archived)

surely it

will be wet and damp and cold tho

(track, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:07, archived)

Yeah but you know

you prefer beer to her anyday

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Wed 8 May 2002, 10:09, archived)

cava

...we love it

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popt_art, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:33, archived)

Fucksocks!

gotta go into a meeting in a minute. :o(

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)

dont think of polar bears

or you'll be in trouble

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DaWolfey, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

theres only gonna one thing on my mind now

damn you furtive!!!

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

Coo Eee

Well thats what you get for calling me a bufter.... Karma or something...

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Mrfishfinger .com, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:03, archived)

i didnt call you a bufter

i called you a scotsman, nowt wrong with being a scotsman

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:10, archived)

RawEdge: present for you:

(tomsk, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:45, archived)

yay

that is excellent

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)

I would pay to see that

(OtaKuno, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:49, archived)

nice one

i might start colecting and make a "how b3tans see me" gallery...

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

Jeff Goldblum walks into a bar ..

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:43, archived)

..my tramp

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)

.. oline

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)

Whilst eating some french cuisine

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:50, archived)

attached to a milking machine

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:52, archived)

Which was set up to milk Martin Sheen's Spleen

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:53, archived)

which was rotten and green

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)

But all that came out

was gasoline

/otakuno :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:55, archived)

asking himself

what does it all mean?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:57, archived)

Is it all just a dream?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:01, archived)

doing sit ups in bed

just to look lean

/edit from before :)

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:02, archived)

Looks at the scene

And see's martin sheen's spleen milked by a machine...

No! Its not a dream!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:04, archived)

and a penguin

not looking overly keen

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:08, archived)

Which was nice.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:16, archived)

served with head lice

/shuts up

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:20, archived)

he buys a drink

drinks it.
then leaves.

the moral of the story?
Jeff Goldblum is a twat.

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:46, archived)

He's very odd

is Mr. Goldblum. I think he collects mustard pots.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)

is it just me?

or does he play essentially the same character in all his movies? having said that so do a lot of other hollywood stars to be fair...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)

Yes.

He plays an odd, boring, mumbly person. But then a lot of actors don't act. Look at Michael Caine, but not for too long because he'll probably tell you to "stop bloody staring", and "clear off".

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:51, archived)

I like

the way he plays on those Whacky Crazy characters
that have the same facial ticks and twitches and
leave tremendous pauses interspersed with um and ahs when they speak.

It took me so long to write all that, two people got in before me. Fucksocks!

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:50, archived)

barman sez

*in hip voice* looking kinda fly today Jeff

/coat

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)

For Mr. Edge...

Just don't lie down to take a nap is all...
We are the knights of Ni!

I have no idea. First thing that occurred to me.

(Kimbo, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:42, archived)

cool

i like that...

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raw-edge, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)

Right you lot

I need some help, after watching the Jeff Goldblum film 'The Fly' for the umpteenth time last night I had an idea for a b3ta image.

However there is a problem... Can I find any images of Jeff when he's really minged up and transforming into a fly? Can I bollox!

So anyway, a big 'woo yay' to anyone who can help me find some...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:30, archived)

I think I may

have seen one over at www.x-entertainment.com butthat might have been The Fly II.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)

eeeuuurrgghh

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bazman, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:34, archived)

Yeeuuuarrgh

I'm pleased I finished eating.

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bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:35, archived)

you could've just posted a link to that!

not the sort of thing you wanna see when you have a hangover and its half ten in the morning!

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:36, archived)

cheers

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:47, archived)

get a standard jeff

and whack big fly eyes on his face.
Nobody will know the difference.

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izb posting occasional messages since 2001, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)

I saw a bloke the other day ...

...

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:30, archived)

well

done

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:32, archived)

horse walks into a pub...

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)

furtive

walks into a pub..

(steofthedump, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:36, archived)

barman says

'they're complimentary!'

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:38, archived)

Why the big pause ?

pause .. paws ..

aidez-moi .. my sides split !

(Mutt, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:40, archived)

bit of useless trivia

"help me" in french is actually m'aider(pronounced mayday), which is why people say it when they're going down in planes

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:48, archived)

thanks

for that

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randomisgood, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:54, archived)

no problem

just thought i'd point it out...

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:56, archived)

no one has ever said that to me

when they were going down on me in a plane!

/coat

(pingu, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:40, archived)

And the barman says

"I CAN'T FUCKING HUMMUS!!!!"

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:38, archived)

so the horse says:

Fucksocks!

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:40, archived)

And the all lived happily with

Evan Rafter.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:42, archived)

Guess who I bumped into at the opticians

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)

this bloke?

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six50, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:37, archived)

Gaah!

I hope not.
I need to wash now...

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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:41, archived)

How big is yours, Ronald?

By the way, can I borrow your suit for the part Jonathan and I are having next week?

(Frankie, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:26, archived)

Furtive floored by playboy model

bit iffy for work, no full nudity, but one peachy ass.

poor furtive

Clicky

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:22, archived)

Furtive does not look happy.

Dont know why...

And may I ask how you came across that one?!

Edit: bad wording, no obvious gags please!

(Amerella, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:31, archived)

of course he doesnt look happy...

...he looks furtive

(icedragon, Wed 8 May 2002, 9:33, archived)

it came as a link on an photoship tops website

he was affiliated to them, i click on the link for fun and that pop up on my screen.

it's true i tell you

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 8 May 2002, 10:15, archived)

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