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[challenge entry] The grand dragon didn't tolerate mistakes
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# ahh
Very good
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:33, archived)
# aye
give me a pat on the head, and i'll be over in the corner drinking my milk
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:34, archived)
# bored ? faceswap time
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# hehe
das is gut ya?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:35, archived)
[challenge entry] bono's favorite band.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:24, archived)
# 'Robin, Robin...
...The Hooded Man'
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# that goes well to the melody of
Dancing dancing with mr t

which is how I read it
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Ooh, ooh
remember that ace Weetabix advert with Robin Hood on it?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# they're not far off...
a percentage of their profits fund the IRA

nice punnage though : )
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# what percentage?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# pass
ask me one on science and nature
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# You know this to be true?
?

Actual profits from Clannad are paid to the Provisional IRA?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# Wouldn't suprise me
the pan-pipe playing ambient fucks.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)
# pea roast
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] hold on, don't I know those boots from somewhere
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
[challenge entry] OMG! WTF! BBQ! its...
The Fear Klan:

(major sorry for crappyness)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# mmm...
the ice cream!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# that flake looks a bit mouldy....
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# *dies of fear*
*undies*
*relurks*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# die if $fear "$!\n"
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# :Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
Sorry, my head just collapsed and lay on the 'p' key for a while
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# go look in the mirror
maybe it left a mark :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# and other perls of wisdom
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# :)
I've been looking at that site.

Nothing I'm motivated enough to do yet :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Undies?
How rude!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:12, archived)
# I'm not scared
of The Fear.

In fact I think it's quite cute.

There.
I said it.

Well, maybe just a little bit terrified
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# it makes me want to cry
and masturbate - furiously
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# Furiously masturbating
can be a dangerous thing. You could easily poke someones eye out in the bus shelter with your elbow.

/public information service.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:28, archived)
# i'm scared of it
but it is very cuddly too
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:29, archived)
# This compo is just going to turn into a 'put a white hat on something' contest isn't it :)
Almost on topic, did anyone see the program about race and racial integration the other night. There was a good anecdote about two people who were trying to assertain how a bit of furniture got damaged during delivery. The guy who delivered it happened to be black.

Shop Owner: So can you describe the guy who delivered it?
Customer: Well, urm ... he was driving a Mercedes
Show Owner: Yes, but the man himself, what was he like?
Customer: Well he was urmm ...
Shop Owner: Was he *vague hand wave gesture to face*
Customer: Ahh yes he was *vague hand wave gesture to face*

Neither side could bring themselves to describe the guy as 'black'. For fucks sake, what is the world coming to. It took a black sociologist to tell people that people shouldn't be afraid of discussing race and even being proud of the culture and history of 'white' people.

Just think, anyone who suggested celebrating white culture in schools would be hounded out as a complete racist, but in some left wing London boroughs it used to be almost mandatory to celebrate black culture in school.

And I bet you another thing, some of the people reading this will acuse me of being a racist just because I've made an explicit mention of 'white culture'.

And on that note I'm off to the NottingHill Carnival this weekend.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:32, archived)
# actually, i agree
it would help to stop racial discrimination if blacks, asians, etc werent all given preferencial treatment. as long as they are getting summat that "white folk" aint, there will be retaliation and abuse.

may i add that i am NOT racist, as i am half-cast myself
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:37, archived)
# half-cast??
mixed race?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:41, archived)
# tomatoe, tomato
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:43, archived)
# thought half cast
was offensive nowadays

unrelated...
there's some new screen saver skins!


(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:45, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
sorry, just thinking of the alan partridge episode that was on the other night...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:53, archived)
# But isn't it a sad ...
That I still felt the need to add 'even' to "even being proud of the culture and history of 'white' people" and you felt that you needed to mention your ethnic origins to get the point across that you're not being racist.

We've all been brainwashed into being paranoid about being seen as racist by others.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:42, archived)
# thats very true, if i hadnt said that, id probably have got lynched



although, with the klan comp at the mo, i probably will be anyway...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
# its
the labeliing thing that always gets me

straight white people never have the label straight or white applied to their description, only people who don't match those descriptions, have labels applied
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:06, archived)
# That's probably why
they have the least amount of trust and unity of any social group.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:11, archived)
# i feel like...
someday i should learn what The Fear is.

...someday.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:44, archived)
[challenge entry] compo virgin - be gentle


now we know why they call it The Great White Way...

EDIT: sorry for redex, haven't mastered html yet by any means

and now i feel all famous, getting responded to like this - been lurking for a while and you all are rockstars
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# because of the BIG RED EX?
???

edit: Oooh... NOW I see it. I love that. That's a classic picture (the original)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:20, archived)
# stalin's
first girlfriend?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# huh?
what are you banging on about?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# red being communist
and first girlfriend as in his ex.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:26, archived)
# AHHHHHH...
Now I get it...

Sorry, I'm twitterpated today.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:27, archived)
# wait, what?
now i'm the thick one
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
virgin
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# Being really thick and uncultured,
I don't get it. But woo and welcome anyway!

edit: for those that missed the earlier post, there's a link to the b3ta radio mp3 in my profile

edit x2: We're rockstars? Can I be Cliff?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# it's supposed
to be Man of La Mancha.

...and being totally thick and uncultured, i've got no idea who Cliff is. but go ahead and be him if you'd like.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Ahhh
And you should be ashamed of yourself for not recognising the mighty Cliff
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:52, archived)
# ditto on the ahhh
...i'm a yank. that explains it.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 19:40, archived)
# clever
=)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# ARGH!

RRRRR EEEEE DDDD EEEEE XX XX
R R E D D E XXXX
RRRRR EEEEE D D EEEEE XX
R R E D D E XXXX
R R EEEEE DDDD EEEEE XX XX


edit: fuck, it got fixed!

edit: its back again...

clever tho...


(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:23, archived)
# That's excellent.
And you called me a rockstar, so have extra woo! with that.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:30, archived)
# Episode 3
of a series that no-one follows:
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# hehehehe
 
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# YAH
ZX Spectrum owns!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
hahahahahaha

/breath

hahahahaahhahha :D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# hahahaha!
w/y/h
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Woo!
I think lots of people like to play that game here :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# :)
but especially that damned red X!
*shakes fist at computer*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# RAWKS!
yay to the MAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:19, archived)
# hahaha :)
that's great !
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# woo!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Let's Be Honest
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# nice one !
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# hahahaa
ha
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# Both subtle ... and not.
Nice metaphor for the hypocrasy of the U.S. in it's internal/external policies.

Or maybe it's an eagle with a funny shaped head.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I'm so confused
aaaaaarrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!

;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# um,
the second one
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:18, archived)
# .
indeed.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# hahahaha!
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] KKKLOWN
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# groan
i did

i like it!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Killer Klowns?
Or Mr Gacey?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# /pedant
coloured




/coat
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# colored is correct
if you're a yank.....
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# baloon
isn't surely ? ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# no its not
and im not shirley
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# makes you think, that one.
the entire population of the world IS coloured.

(apart from the Hulton pics in getty)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# and albinos
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# pink eyes!
eep!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# see?
still got colour
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:17, archived)
# I
haven't done a black and white pic fer ages
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# colored
In the usa, black people were referred to as colored. So before 70s or something in the South there were separate facilities for colored and white. It would say "bathroom for colored only" , "no colored served" , "colored fountain" , "colored school"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# awww...
no fair

'tis good
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Hurrah
for politically decent (and funny) entries!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
#
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:07, archived)
# PUMP IT
PUMP IT HARD!!!!!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHaha
I was expecting her to expand.

class.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# heh heh
reminds me of this repost...


oooh it also reminds me of this...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# The combination of that picture and your current username
made me laugh :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Exploding norks.
Dream or nightmare?

I can't decide.

Help me.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:16, archived)
# mine are like
the second-last frame...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:21, archived)
# big
or generous?

(slight rehash)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:22, archived)
# don't they
both mean the same thing?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:25, archived)
# Not necessarilllly
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:40, archived)
# ahhh
in that case, they're both... large and generous
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:46, archived)
[challenge entry] He gets to move first *and* intimidate the other player
Does that make them kawns?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# That's both clever
and well executed. Well done.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# poor choice of words
;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Is that like
"Clever and well hung?"
I know, it should be clever and well hanged mumble mumble
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:13, archived)
# that's clever
:D
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)
# very nicely done!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# top.
just top
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Hydradog
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# is it
water-powered?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# no but
it's got two heads.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# how does it smell?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:12, archived)
# through it's
ringpiece
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
# I want one
so I can throw it dog biscuits and watch it devour its own head by mistake.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# wooffoow!
cool
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# Looks like the Blue Dog
in Yellow Submarine!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I always knew these two were evil.

I blame Paul Daniels.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# snap
:)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# my
oh my!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:07, archived)
# ha ha
thataway
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# my o my

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:07, archived)
# are you
me?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:07, archived)
# strange
things are afoot
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# true, but respect to you for remembering
wooly's name
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# wooooosh!
faster than a speeding mullet!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:07, archived)
# that is class!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Is this pro or anti KKK ? - cast your vote
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Actually....
I think it's a giant cock
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# goodness gracious!
great balls of fire!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# that was funnier
before the pic loaded
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# yes
i have to agree
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:10, archived)
# hot
throbber.


that is all
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Ku Cocks Klan.
I'd say that is anti.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# Depends how much you like cocks, I suppose.



...yes, it's anti
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Wooly was concerned about Wizbit's new direction
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha
thisaway
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:03, archived)
# ha ha
thataway
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# well fuck my old boots!
super mind piss.
fantastic!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Toot Toot! I don't usually repost for the challenge, but I thought I would this week.


I shall set to work on something fresh and probably rubbishnow
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:01, archived)
# Groan
Made me chuckle.

(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:02, archived)
# ARF!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:03, archived)
# hehe
didnt realise who it was at first
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# Phwooooar!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:57, archived)
# arf !
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:57, archived)
# is that Weebls dad?
Weebl weebl i mean, not weebl
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:59, archived)
# If it is
he's an attractive man.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:01, archived)
# no fool
wee bull is weebl's dad.....



...
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:08, archived)
# mmmmm
cracking pear
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:00, archived)
# apologies in advance for everything


it must have been done a dozen times

edit: ooh, a front page! many thanks :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:51, archived)
# arf
arf
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:52, archived)
# hahaha !
superb !
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:53, archived)
# Hehehehehe
class
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:53, archived)
# newsletter
yay !
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:55, archived)
# hahahah. brilliant.
dude where the cheese?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:54, archived)
# RELEASE THE CHEESE
.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:54, archived)
# I don't know
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:55, archived)
# I know
that mine is in the fridge.
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:57, archived)
# up my nose


see?
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# Int the words of Buckwheat
"He I is!"
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 22:27, archived)
# That
made me laugh out loud!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:54, archived)
# I would groan...
but its too funny, and I would be doing you a disservice :)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:55, archived)
# go on..........
.........just a little one
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 17:58, archived)
# just for you







*groan*
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:03, archived)
# :)
your my bitch !!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:05, archived)
# terrible
but arf ;)
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:02, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
that = ver fuckin funny

woo! + Yay!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:06, archived)
# punalicious!
(, Fri 22 Aug 2003, 18:11, archived)

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