B3tavision song contest.

Each county of the UK gets one entry. Each forrin country with b3tans in it gets one entry. They will all be shit. DO NOT take it seriously.

Put dibs on your county here. Then you can sort out something with other local b3tans who want to help here too.

Entries must be posted here by 31st May AT THE LATEST. Post them by uploading them to somewhere like www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/upload and putting a link to it here. Put the link in your first county dibbing post here to keep everything neat and tidy, making sure your post title states your county in nice big letters.

The rules are:
1. No cover versions.
2. No ripping off other tunes.
3. Not one tiny bit over two minutes. (if we do end up with loads of them to listen to we'd better keep them short)
4. Entries to be posted here with your county in the title of your post and the name of your band and song in the post somewhere before May 31st.

If you want to do a video to go with it, that's cool, but make sure to post an MP3 version too, as we want to turn this into a pod cast when we've done.

There will be some voting thing eventually but I have flip all idea how it will work yet.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:20, Reply)

HAMPSHIRE

Conjunctivitis Lady by Keyboard Weasel and baldmonkey and some other cunt whose name I forget.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:21, Reply)

yea go on then

( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 15:07, Reply)

YES!

We will totally PWN B3TAVISION!

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 15:09, Reply)

can you play any instruments?

I have a kazoo

( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 15:34, Reply)

I have instruments.

I cannot play them.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 16:41, Reply)

grand!

do you have a song?

( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 8:34, Reply)

Not yet.

I'll come off the meds for a fortnight and then pen something.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 21:41, Reply)

will it be better than my entry?

I WOULD FUCKING HOPE SO

nsfw-ish
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 20:15, Reply)

that is special

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 9:02, Reply)

Fucking ace.

It's the "wank-wank" that makes it

( RR I love you ... in a way, Wed 25 Apr 2007, 16:20, Reply)

ahaha ace

strangely enough in the first year of uni my flatmates and I made a track, using "arse" "tits" "bollocks" "fuck" and "wank" as a bassline in the early part of the tune...

but ours was in a dub rock stylee

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 5:23, Reply)

All right.

( diffy maybs, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 11:34, Reply)

thats 3

We're officially a popgroup

( AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 8:33, Reply)

rhcpaul is joining us too.

now we need to sort out where and when...

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 21:41, Reply)

Dibs London.

THE WHOLE OF LONDON

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:27, Reply)

Greater London or the County Of London?

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:30, Reply)

i will contend for london

( Damion International - now taking orders., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:41, Reply)

It shall have to go to a vote

or a fight

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 1:21, Reply)

Can't we do it by postcode or borough for London?

If so, dibs on Islington.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 17:28, Reply)

why did they have to phase out "Middlesex"

cos I think I`d still be in there.. and time permitting would have a bash

or can I do Northern Ireland?

( Reckless_Rik, Thu 5 Apr 2007, 9:09, Reply)

Bedfordshire

Collaboration welcome as long as it's not someone taking it too seriously. :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:28, Reply)

don't you want to win?

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:30, Reply)

That'd be nice, but having fun is more important, I feel :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:35, Reply)

I don't feel it'd be a fair representation of Bedfordshire

if the entry was not shit.

( SpoonMeiser, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 12:00, Reply)

Bedfordshire is now available

sorry, I've not had chance to do this and I don't think I am going to now.

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Sat 28 Apr 2007, 21:05, Reply)

i'll help with bedfordshire

if you want

( hooker1uk Filth monger of the lowest degree!, Sun 27 May 2007, 23:40, Reply)

I'll do Hertfordshire

Unless anyone else wants to. Hopefully I will actually have time. Help greatly appreciated from other Herts types. We could all do it round my flat and drink boozes!

And compose the song too!

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:31, Reply)

Hertfordshire massive!

I'll be happy to help.

I have a terrible voice and no musical talent, but I can make a mean brew for the people who do.

( le brian, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:41, Reply)

I possibly have no time to actually do this

I also have no means of recording it, so I may wuss out

( Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Fri 11 May 2007, 9:02, Reply)

I claim Devon!

Although if any other Devoners want to help me out, GAZ me.

( MooCow_Byter, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:31, Reply)

Where in Devon?

( debar - Lord High Expositioner, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:38, Reply)

I'm a Janner,

although I'm living in Leeds most of the year at the moment.

( MooCow_Byter, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:50, Reply)

EAST ANGLIA.

We have The Cap'n!

*blows rasberries*

Though if it's just Suffolk it will be me, and therefore a bit shit.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:32, Reply)

Don't forget we have the OMG1!!1B45H!! on the 28th

We could toss something off in the studio!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:38, Reply)

You're 'doing' Cambs then? :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:45, Reply)

he is now

I'm putting him on the list

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 1:00, Reply)

I always do ;)

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:00, Reply)

oh yes

( crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Sat 24 Mar 2007, 15:36, Reply)

it's just suffolk

You claiming dibs?

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:41, Reply)

Meh, there's me, Badger and probably Magnum.

I'll try to do Suffolk's, and will also do the HB thing in the studio.

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:00, Reply)

I shall create a list of all the counties

and update it with who is representing each county. Then baldmonkey can copy/paste it into the main post if he wants

England
Northumberland -
Tyne and Wear -
County Durham -
Cumbria -
Lancashire - Lord Foolius
North Yorkshire -
East Riding of Yorkshire -
South Yorkshire -
West Yorkshire - brooza
Greater Manchester -
Merseyside -
Cheshire -
Derbyshire -
Nottinghamshire -
Lincolnshire - Friz
Rutland -
Leicestershire -
Staffordshire -
Shropshire -
Herefordshire -
Worcestershire -
West Midlands -
Warwickshire -
Northamptonshire -
Cambridgeshire - Captn Hood-Butter
Norfolk -
Suffolk - Wicca'd Witch
Essex -
Hertfordshire - Rubymurray
Bedfordshire - Fluzzy
Buckinghamshire -
Oxfordshire -
Gloucestershire - Nile,
Bristol -
Somerset -
Wiltshire -
Berkshire - Johnny Catfish
Greater London - 90Nz0
Kent -
East Sussex -
West Sussex -
Surrey -
Hampshire - baldmonkey
Isle of Wight -
Dorset -
Devon - MooCow_Byter
Cornwall -

Scotland
Strathclyde -
Dumfries and Galloway -
Borders -
Lothian - Jadeviper
Central -
Fife -
Tayside -
Grampian -
Highland -
Western Isles -
Shetland -
Orkney -

Wales
Gwent -
South Glamorgan (De Morgannwg) -
Mid Glamorgan (Morgannwg Ganol) -
West Glamorgan (Gorllewin Morgannwg) -
Dyfed -
Powys -
Gwynedd -
Clwyd -

Other Countries
USA - AnonymousCadenza

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:33, Reply)

NNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnice.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:35, Reply)

is it England only?

or are scottish and welsh entries automatically representing the whole country?

( Nile, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:59, Reply)

Each county of the UK gets one entry

But I only wrote down the counties of England

It's a work in progerss

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:05, Reply)

ah, ok.

Fair enough :)

( Nile, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 18:36, Reply)

Those

counties are WELL out of date.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 2:03, Reply)

I could assist with the West Yorkshire one

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 12:04, Reply)

I CALL GREATER MANCHESTER

YES HELLO THANK YOU PLEASE YES

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 22:26, Reply)

Id ask for Ireland,

But I cant do such computer magickery.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:23, Reply)

This could do with an update,

but I'm too lazy to do it.

( MooCow_Byter, Sun 15 Apr 2007, 19:01, Reply)

BERKSHIRE!

( Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:34, Reply)

GLOUCESTERSHIRE please.

somebody's got to come last.

( Nile, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:41, Reply)

I think that anyone with an iota of musical talent should be banned from competeing.

( RR I love you ... in a way, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:42, Reply)

I get the US

wheeeee

(AnonymousCadenza, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:42, Reply)

LINCOLNSHIRE

My name is Friz and I'm 19 and a half lol!

( __, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 17:52, Reply)

1st thing tomorrow I will get started.

I will mix some dramatic sounding guitar riffs with some silly/drunken lyrics.

Hmm recording the vocals may be a tad tricky with my mighty shite mic. I'll do what our last Eurovision contestants did, blame it on the audio equipment.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 19 Mar 2007, 22:07, Reply)

I'll also tentatively sign up for this

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 1:11, Reply)

I have withdrawn

( brooza wonders how long a sig can be and if this will fit, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 8:41, Reply)

I might have too...

I don't have the time or means to record one really.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 19:53, Reply)

County of Cardiff

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 1:35, Reply)

BRIDGEND!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 2:04, Reply)

I shall represent CHESHIRE.

( Malchick, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 2:06, Reply)

CHESHIRE Woolybacks
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Tue 20 Mar 2007, 8:32, Reply)

damn you!!

(King Baby Duck more than a ceiling, Sun 25 Mar 2007, 22:01, Reply)

CARDIFF

i demand a capital city sir.. if, not then Pontypiss

( Captain Pilchard The king of B-movies!, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 2:45, Reply)

I CALL KENT!

No official band/song name yet. I'm working on it.

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 18:07, Reply)

Damn! I wanted Kent.

Fancy a collaboration?

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 21:52, Reply)

Yes I do!

( WHARRGARBL, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 22:42, Reply)

Hmm - I don't know

I may get all high and mighty since my county of Ceredigion isn't there, as Dyfed was split up several years ago.

(David Fishwick Minibus Sales - notmad.co.uk, Tue 20 Mar 2007, 19:37, Reply)

West Midlands for me please :-)

( prem1um is full of life, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:46, Reply)

Greater manchester, thank you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 9:46, Reply)

MERSEYSIDE!

As I am an honourary Scouser now. I can show proof.

( KersaI Missive Free Michael Shields! with Monday's Liverpool Echo, Wed 21 Mar 2007, 17:29, Reply)

I and my band, The Placeholders, would like to represent Strathclyde

Or South Ayrshire, whichever you feel is most appropriate.

(aieee "Alright, roll for Anal Circumference Potential", Thu 22 Mar 2007, 9:06, Reply)

I'll help baldmonket with Hampshire.

Or hinder.

( diffy maybs, Fri 23 Mar 2007, 11:33, Reply)

I AM DERBYSHIRE'S HOPE AND GLORY

TO YOU I PRESENT

MCQ- A LITTLE YELLOW TEAR

A beautiful yet heartbreaking story of a young man who loses the girl of his dreams through romance-triggered incontinence.

The lyrics are on this post here

I don't even come from Derbyshire, but since it's only 10 minutes drive I'm near enough.. and someone else took the Westest of the Yorkshires, though it appears brooza isn't bothering now.. so I will take West Yorks if it is going.
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 1:20, Reply)

No reason you can't either work together or find yourself a connection with another county :)

( Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 9:47, Reply)

Hello

Surrey please. I will force Devil Duck into it.

( Woking Girl, Mon 26 Mar 2007, 12:20, Reply)

Ah, b3tan to Surrey

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:49, Reply)

You can help me

( Woking Girl, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:04, Reply)

I will do Isle of Mann

So you can have Surrey.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:26, Reply)

CORWALLSHIRE please

( RedStar returneth, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:39, Reply)

shit, why is america already taken?

can I represent a state? Oregon?

( d d, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:39, Reply)

*nudges* points at bottom of list*

( RedStar returneth, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:57, Reply)

Don't see why not.

I didn't think we'd get many Merkins wanting to do it. Go for it.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:42, Reply)

Warwickshire!

I lived there up til a year ago & Surrey's gone so that'll do for me.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 19:52, Reply)

LEICESTERSHIRE

Anyone fancy doing it? I'll do a shit clip if no one else does, someone's got to fly the Leicestershire flag

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 20:01, Reply)

I have bagged the Isle of Man entry

because no man is an island except for me.

As I worked to the original spec of 45 seconds I have included two;

One is my tribute to /talk b3tan Johnny Catfish (who gets females and even males pregnant just by looking at them) and Evil Lu Johnny C

My second is a typical b3tan mind at work in sound and action mission impossible
 

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 28 Mar 2007, 23:25, Reply)

i am signing up for this on the provision that i get a microphone before the date

I bagsy merseyside, or if kersal is desperate for it, Lanarkshire

( Boondocks, YEAH! has a massive penis. Everyone is scared., Thu 29 Mar 2007, 0:37, Reply)

HEREFORDSHIRE Please Ooh Ar!

You got any example songs?

( P3te "the Meat", Thu 29 Mar 2007, 19:15, Reply)

AUSTRALIA

nothing like letting a whole country down now is there!
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/site/audio/?/mp3/a58b54d9e2ae7613dac3c008188ba209_thefredsripoff.mp3
im in!

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 29 Mar 2007, 23:35, Reply)

That's very.. erm...

distorted.

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 16:36, Reply)

i know you meant to say shit

so thats ok cause it is - i admit that BUT its original shit!

( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 31 May 2007, 9:29, Reply)

NORTH FUCKING SOMERSET, CUNTOES

All I have to do now is reduce a song to 45 seconds...

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Fri 30 Mar 2007, 23:30, Reply)

Speeding up a three-minute song by a factor of four is one way

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 1 Apr 2007, 17:51, Reply)

Maybe that was toooooooooooooooo short...

two minutes?

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:06, Reply)

I'll keep it reasonably brief, never fear

( Cap'n Tallbeard, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 12:43, Reply)

You realise I have already made mine

the original 45 seconds long. And I don't fancy doing them again

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 17:13, Reply)

I would say Lothian

But c'n I have Tayside? The land from which I was birthed? Someone has to stand up for that green and verdant* land

I shall represent it with pride, and electronic noises.

Although I think it's now technically "Perth and Kinross". I do not know. I D'NOTKNOW!

(statement may contain more than 95% lies)

( The Neville What what what, Sat 31 Mar 2007, 18:15, Reply)

EAST SUSSEX

It'll be a hit straight from the 1920s, in the county where old people go to die, and then forget.

/edit: Here's my entry.

It's all true:
www.b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/data/mp3/24c35c1a1292ac93ae4a0c99ceccd39c_jamelopoeiatheseasideshuffle.mp3

( syzygy, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 17:26, Reply)

As there's chuff all else here, give me Northamptonshire.

I've no doubt I'll be able to make something brain-numbingly shit on my own.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 23:21, Reply)

If I can make it

and be arsed and find a microphone and whatnot, I'll be in for the Netherlands.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Tue 3 Apr 2007, 8:54, Reply)

WEST Lothian

My mate's band. but songs are INXS of 4 minutes.
EDIT: Shelagh - Light Pollution
Apologies For Length, but Audacity's off to menorca this week and ain't working at all.

(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Sun 8 Apr 2007, 18:30, Reply)

I would like to tentatively represent the Federal State of Berlin, Germany

Affiliated with the County of Derbyshire

edit: Just seen that no cover versions are allowed. Never mind, forget we saw each other.

( Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 17 Apr 2007, 11:51, Reply)

Essex

nobody taken it yet then?

I happen to be a blonde Tracy so a perfect representative for this county.

( moogy boobles, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 23:14, Reply)

Oxfordshire!

entry here

Oh and the song is called "Strawberries" and the artist is DJ Noseweasel.
( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 0:44, Reply)

at half 5 in the morning

i didnt need my speakers on loud.

i really really didnt.

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 9 May 2007, 5:28, Reply)

That's when it sounds best

( comrade yannovski and then, of course, there was the schnapps monkey, Wed 9 May 2007, 11:55, Reply)

This made me yelp in fear

yes i'm a girl.....

(big king bob Lord of the Ska, Thu 10 May 2007, 1:59, Reply)

Cumbria!

Woo, no one likes my county. Now to find someone with a guitar...

( Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Mon 30 Apr 2007, 20:32, Reply)

DIbs on Denmark

I'm a bit short of time for such silliness at the mo, but will do my best to produce a worthy Scandinavian entry...

(Dr Frank, Mon 7 May 2007, 14:20, Reply)

Hmm, I was going to take part as...

West Yorkshire but seeing as that's been taken can I be Co. Antrim?

(hypostomus, Mon 7 May 2007, 20:15, Reply)

here is ours

www.b3ta.com/links/The_b3tavision_Song_Contest_Eastern_Entry
( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:18, Reply)

I vote for the East Anglian entry.

/Not sure where else to say it.

( Bats, Tue 8 May 2007, 20:47, Reply)

HUZZAH!

( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 8 May 2007, 20:53, Reply)

I bagsy CLWYD (even though it doesn't exist anymore)!

Strike up the colliery band and grease the sheeps anus, we're going in!

( 10,000 Shitting Monkeys are breaking into your house right now!!!!!!!!!!!!, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:16, Reply)

Fucksticks.

I don't have the time/skill to do this. I had to drop out, because I kept saying 'yeah, I'll do it next week'. I can't compete with the Hood Butters' song anyway.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Tue 15 May 2007, 20:40, Reply)

Still Lincolnshire!

My amazing song is here!

( __, Fri 25 May 2007, 10:10, Reply)

I like how you make it a song, by the addition of one word at the end

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Mon 28 May 2007, 15:51, Reply)

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( Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 30 May 2007, 13:05, Reply)

Well as far as I can see

We have 9 entries:

Baldmonkey for Hampshire with the slightly backwards singing tune

Gilgamesh for Greater Manchester with the trancey tourettes

Me for Derbyshire (or West Yorkshire) with a song about weeing one's self

Enigmatic's mission of getting up and spanking for the Isle of Man

Zank Frappa's club sung guitary stuffs for Austrulalia

Livi's song for West Lothian is too long :O

Comrade Yannovski/DJ Noseweasel's loud scary song for Lower Oxfordingtonshire-upon-Ponce

Captain Hood Butter and a million others for teh Eats Angulars with the song for mongs

aaand Friz with drums and one word


BUT the closing date is TOMORROW

( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Wed 30 May 2007, 14:40, Reply)

And that's for entries.

A pod cast will soon be created. This will be circulated for a week and then we'll set up one of those online poll things for a week.
THEN WINNERS WILL WIN AND THAT.

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 31 May 2007, 14:11, Reply)

..bit late but..

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/8675#post8980
( syzygy, Thu 31 May 2007, 18:16, Reply)