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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 0:15, Share, Reply)

???

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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 9:19, Share, Reply)

it's a link

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 10:27, Share, Reply)

Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:18, Share, Reply)

You can be annoying but this an epic track
When Mrs Spazz told me she was off, I got tanked and played this all the time full volume on some big speakers. No neighbours to annoy as we lived in Suffolk boonie land.

Oddly she still left me and I'm still tanked and maudlin
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 0:32, Share, Reply)

I had a boss at the BBC who backed them on harmonica or sax at different times
has a few credits in their songs. Interesting bloke. His dad is English folk legend Wizz Jones www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDsQSOf6_ow (clapton cites him as a big influence) and spent a lot of his childhood in a kombi following festivals around europe, which sounds cool but according to simeon wasn't. Him and Wizz still do gigs together on occasion
{edit} sorry spaz, didn't really read your post, and blithely told my anecdote unrelated to your poignant melancholy of splitting up
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:30, Share, Reply)

That should be posted as a link, not a comment
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:48, Share, Reply)

is that because you'd like to see the vid reach a wider array of eyeballs, or is it just some pedantry about board etiquette?
I've got a feeling it's been posted before, either way
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:53, Share, Reply)

Yes. No. GC says no.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:56, Share, Reply)

post it yourself if you want to, don't feel obligated to start applying some discernment to what you post on my account

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 2:31, Share, Reply)

Never would.
I try to avoid more than 2 in a row though.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 3:40, Share, Reply)

Maybe you should try and avoid posting shite as well

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 17 Sep 2020, 12:01, Share, Reply)

Queen - Don't Stop Me Now

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:16, Share, Reply)

Remember Turok, that N64 game off of the 90s? NSFW I made this!
Well, as a result of that, this exists. Erotic fiction based on the love between a man and a cyborg. You're welcome.

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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 19:45, Share, Reply)

Vic Berger: Jim Bakker montage
A montage of Vic Berger’s painfully uncomfortable edits of clips of Jim Bakker’s shows. Jim Bakker hears from The Lord on a regular basis and is often told of impending disasters, which is not as bad as it sounds if, like Jim, you happen to be in the business of selling survival buckets full of powdered peanut butter or some kind of instant soup. Jim is not just a vessel of The Lord, he’s also a great storyteller, and a convicted conman.

I’m posting this because I hate you all.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 17:26, Share, Reply)

That was rather good.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:20, Share, Reply)

Holy crap - the kid at 7:40 reminds me of
images.app.goo.gl/EbrnB5rZoyEe4DjS7
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:56, Share, Reply)

I used to watch that on tv while getting ready for work, back in the 80's
Me and my room mate would laugh our asses off. Great way to start the day.
Also, Dr. Gene Scott was a riot.
I'm going to hell. The music is better there.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:12, Share, Reply)

Delusional fuckwits love the telly

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:27, Share, Reply)

We are so fucked. What the fuck makes People so stupid to follow this shit
If Adam Curtis made a new documentary it would be signed up by Disney as a feel good film.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 22:39, Share, Reply)

A need to believe, wildly manipulated by fraudsters, plus conformity.
I guess those who con find willing marks who, having already accepted the irrational, are more malleable.
I do wonder how many of these people enjoy fooling others and ramp up the ridiculousness to see how far they can go.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:06, Share, Reply)

Se also: flat earth

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:13, Share, Reply)

BASTA!

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Sep 2020, 9:04, Share, Reply)

does the dog bit back??

(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:14, Share, Reply)

My gran used to have a pet duck
and it was fucking vicious
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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 17:36, Share, Reply)

I'm ok with with ducks, up to now

but geese!! hate them, I used to get attacked by them while out on my break sometime ago - bastards
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:09, Share, Reply)

The canals around Greater Manchester are usually riddled with Canada Geese (when they've not fucked off for winter).
If they're on the towpath, they'll generally get out of my way when I'm cycling past, but I have to run the hissing, lunging gauntlet when they've got goslings...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 18:21, Share, Reply)

yep, thats the place, near the hacienda/ great bridgewater lock or Rain bar. but i was on foot
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:15, Share, Reply)

Know it...
I sometimes take a ride home along the Ashton & Peak Forest canals from Piccadilly Basin...miles of the fuckers...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 22:15, Share, Reply)

I was going to do a video of them

because no one seems to to realise how bad they can be. Not been there for ages though, it sounds like it's not got better
(razzle, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 15:34, Share, Reply)

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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 19:03, Share, Reply)

Snake used as face mask on bus

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Sep 2020, 14:43, Share, Reply)

not exactly a mask, just a snake around your head

not much difference than putting a bird/ cat/ dog/ ant on your head
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 15:32, Share, Reply)

I'd be more worried about contracting salmonellosis...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:41, Share, Reply)

Or getting asphyxiated possibly.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 23:11, Share, Reply)

20 Things To Do Before You're 30
MJ Hibbett, him wot did "Hey Hey 16k" - which is now older than the Spectrum was when the song came out in 2000. Wow.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 14:00, Share, Reply)

The trouble with holograms I made this!
I made a 1 min sketch on why the floaty flickery holograms you see in all sci-fi these days are impractical at best.

(TablePepper, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 11:59, Share, Reply)

hahaha,

very good

but, but... anything that looks cool must be pratical!!
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 12:43, Share, Reply)

Can you have the sex with hologramaphics?
(Asking for a friend)
(Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:33, Share, Reply)

Haha!
Yeah, they fucking suck.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Sep 2020, 14:40, Share, Reply)

excellent

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:58, Share, Reply)

Haha excellent!

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fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 13:34, Share, Reply)

Gripping Food With Force
Ronseal

— Link to tweet

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Jimvin dropped plates on your arse at, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:18, Share, Reply)

Much less Jedi than I expected.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:46, Share, Reply)

is this one of those new sex things?
(Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 12:23, Share, Reply)

Damn right, those Sploshers are everywhere.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:19, Share, Reply)

Violent food porn

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 16 Sep 2020, 20:18, Share, Reply)

Oldest animal sperm to date discovered in 100-million-year-old amber

Yo mama is Amber
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:50, Share, Reply)

~~Amber~~ Sock
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Varmint, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:28, Share, Reply)

Jurassic Jizz

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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Sep 2020, 1:10, Share, Reply)

makes sense? completely closing down a testing centre to build a Brexit lorry park
ronseal
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:45, Share, Reply)

*investigates Kent's leave vote %age*
strongly in favour of this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 9:07, Share, Reply)

Kent should definitely be allowed to leave.

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:17, Share, Reply)

I think they deserve this park and the massive amount of polution if they voted for it
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 11:30, Share, Reply)

more cuteness
sorry it's on twitter/ portrait
(razzle, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:38, Share, Reply)

Suzi Quatro - Can The Can (1973)

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 3:04, Share, Reply)

Spotify ---->

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:01, Share, Reply)

That drummer later became
a cockney racist stand-up comedian and tv host, right?
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Mex3 =mememe, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 15:15, Share, Reply)

Just after he was in
Steve Harley and the Cockney Racist.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 21:13, Share, Reply)

Piers Morgan interviewing serial killer Capt. Tom
If you live to a ripe old age, you can dispatch quite a few

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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:44, Share, Reply)

What I don't understand is why the MSM haven't touched or even mentioned the photo of Morgan in the full dress uniform of a Nazi officer in a public house.
Do you like my trilby? It's made out of a very thin sheet of aluminium.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:23, Share, Reply)

Or that whole episode where he explained and bragged about hacking celebs' voicemails in one of his autobiographies
years before it became A Bad Thing.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 8:47, Share, Reply)

Or that time he burnt down an orphanage.

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:56, Share, Reply)

It's OK, they were brown orphans.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 11:17, Share, Reply)

A controversial and provocative sock. How novel.

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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 13:52, Share, Reply)

Christ, you're a witless dullard.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Writtern By the Winners, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 15:07, Share, Reply)

pfffffffft

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 15:38, Share, Reply)

Are you sure you’re new?

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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:13, Share, Reply)

It's like Insocktion here now.

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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 21:18, Share, Reply)

Crusty and filled with cum?

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 22:48, Share, Reply)

The youtube algorithm is getting weirder.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:31, Share, Reply)

...said a man caught spunking in a gallery.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:10, Share, Reply)

The Mandalorian | Season 2 Official Trailer

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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:53, Share, Reply)

Something to look forward to
Ta
(Sherbs, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:26, Share, Reply)

The most surprisingly not-shit Star Wars production since...
...Maybe RotS or later series of The Clone Wars.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 18:43, Share, Reply)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 19:30, Share, Reply)

ennnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooouuh

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:54, Share, Reply)

Rogue One is the best of all the modern movies. Hands down.
(ohidunno, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:38, Share, Reply)

It's a pretty fucking low bar to beat to be fair. The only other one I'd consider rewatching is 7, and I think it would just make me angry that they didn't have a scooby what the next two films were going to be about.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 22:42, Share, Reply)

At least with the prequels there was a end goal for the trilogy to work towards.
The sequel trilogy was unforgivably aimless.

8 was just insultingly bad, wrecked Star Wars physics, and ruined all of the suspense that 7 did fairly well to establish. 9 was the plot of a mediocre video game, not the plot of a worthwhile film. All the characters were squandered.

Solo was so bad that they released it with the brightness turned off.

Rogue 1 was fucking shite, the best character was played by a computer algorithm, nothing mattered, nothing stands on its own merits.
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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 16:49, Share, Reply)

it's irredeemable shite

(ozof, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 23:18, Share, Reply)

It's all fine and dandy with their special effects and CGI
so why do they persist with a faux cutesy hand-cranked puppet in a bucket?
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Varmint, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 10:32, Share, Reply)

It's a bit more than that
it is actually a robot that can walk n stuff.

They spent $500,000 building it.

Those scenes where it walks about, that is the same robot.

Could still have done better with $50,000 of special effects though.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 11:07, Share, Reply)

Because if they release a toy before Christmas it will make more money than God.

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jonbob loves you, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 12:18, Share, Reply)

The ships are practical miniatures
And damn they look beautiful for it
(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 14:21, Share, Reply)

Actors can react to a puppet because it's actually there.

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brb homonecrobatrachophile, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 14:32, Share, Reply)

To get to the other side

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Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 16 Sep 2020, 15:38, Share, Reply)

Retired physicist attempts to outwit a squirrel

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:42, Share, Reply)

Does he lure it into a box with a flask of poison and a radioactive source?

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:11, Share, Reply)

That requires some imagination.
Uncertain what the outcome would be.
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 17:16, Share, Reply)

Why didn't he just shoot it?
SAC
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Varmint, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:22, Share, Reply)

Ray gun
delayed by COVID and venereal relativity.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 16 Sep 2020, 11:58, Share, Reply)

Cheap electric fence might be a start.

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 20:57, Share, Reply)

c h i l l

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 15:50, Share, Reply)

video unavailable

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:11, Share, Reply)

Utter filth
at least mark this NSFW
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 15 Sep 2020, 16:12, Share, Reply)

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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 15 Sep 2020, 21:13, Share, Reply)

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