Something about that reminds me of a Cyriak video.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 20:24,
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I forgot I took that.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Mon 12 Oct 2020, 15:04,
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Treatment of cyclists is about right.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 12 Oct 2020, 10:10,
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Snowball fights are so 90's
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 13 Oct 2020, 1:31,
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Clothes shopping must be awkward.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 17:12,
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"I guess there's some kind of gene in there that gives her that tallness," her mother said in the video.
Yes, sweetheart. That, or a disorder of the pituitary gland. Consult an endocrinologist.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 22:19,
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I did wonder about a disorder, she did have tall relatives though.
Her legs look like they've been 'shopped by PedroHin.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 22:58,
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SpaceX news!
They're going to deliver weapons anywhere on earth in an hour.
Yay! speedy Elon Musk commanded death!
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HappyToast Groat froth, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 10:36,
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Commanded?
Don’t get me wrong, I think this is a spectacularly stupid thing to be doing. It’s right up there with the idea of putting conventional warheads on ICBMs in terms of possibility for misinterpretation and accidental triggering of a massive thermonuclear response.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 11:37,
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Oh, that’s great.
I was getting a bit bored of eco-doom. Back to nuco-doom it is!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:22,
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When do the 'Just Kill' adverts start?
Not forgetting 'DeliverOw!'
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orbital space rockets are HUGELY polluting
the idea of mass launches needs addressing regardless of payload
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Musk to launch the Massive Rubber Band Co. to address launch issues
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Hasn't this been the reality
since pretty much the day we developed space travel?
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:07,
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Of course. The Mercury program was originally intended to transport shotgun cartridges from Florida to the Bahamas.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 15:15,
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We developed space travel from weapons.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 15:46,
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Just gimme my broadband you bastards!
OK, broadband with a side of 40mm- www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSp7CipN1pw
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:17,
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He plays with all the best toys.
He did cheat with the mannequin at the end, note the colour of the smoke.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 15:45,
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I'm shocked that the US military would want the capability to move tonnes of equipment anywhere on Earth within an hour.
Shocked that ICBM technology should be used for military purposes, that a company licenced to use ICBM technology and whose primary customer is the US government would seek US government/military contracts. Shocked that Elon Musk isn't a principled pacifist.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 17:36,
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They should call it the V3
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 20:39,
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Vic Reeves launching his new art book with his wife Nancy. 37m.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:47,
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Sweet Duke-ing, dude! Congratulations!
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:39,
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Starcade
TV's first arcade game show. Featuring Q-Bert and Super Pac-Man.
Policeman vs Cheerleader
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 23:32,
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Pretty awkward intro from 1:40.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:09,
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My niece's go to American schools.
7th grade is 13/14.
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 19:30,
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oh i replied to the wrong comment
well i dunno woteva hard to type when i'm wanking
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Not sure she is still into joysticks.
More "spreading the joy" sticks sheripallas.com/
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 21:32,
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How to sell lager in the twenty first century: drowny snuff vid.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 21:41,
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There’s always a market for pretentious wank.
(That’s probably not a good advertising slogan though)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 22:50,
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Some more lovely fluting by my disgustingly talented and hard working niece
I made this!
Don't you just hate it when they outshine you like that?
I mean, what have I ever done? Mashed a few keyboards into a plastic pulp in impotent rage at some social injustice. Massive drugs. Almost DJed at a protest fundraiser but bottled it at the last minute.
Sophie here makes it look so effortless, with her years of hard work, perseverance, and practice.
Makes you sick.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 18:01,
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That was nice and relaxing
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 21:37,
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She could at least give a little effort at being not so beautiful while she's being utterly talented.
Outrageous!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 0:01,
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you're coming on too strong, it can be a turnoff
start with "That's a smashing blouse. So Sandra, you don't mind if I call you Sandra, do you? I had a girl in my class called Sandra. She was slightly retarded. I'm not saying you're retarded. Heavens no! I mean, I was actually friends with Sandra, the one from school. I just don't see those things, I see the whole person. And it was really just a hearing aid and a twitch, she wasn't, like, full mong. Anyway, listen to me prattle on....So, what are you doing tonight?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:37,
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Wow that's pure talent.
I've got a lot to learn. Living in my mother's basement, I don't get out much.
Hey Sandra, how'd you like to make sweet music together? Bring the flute. I'll supply the baked beans.
I'm not sure I've got the hang of this.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:53,
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Well, I've always had a way with the ladies, cowcat. When I turn up, they go away
Badoom-tish! Would the person with the green Astra please make your way to the car park, your lights are on.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:59,
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That's not Sandra in the video you know
- Sandra's the arranger. Sophie's the flautist.
So your clumsy attempts at get in my gene pool are THWARTED! Ha! Take that!
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 7:27,
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what have those guys got to do with this!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzHIxigdlgQ
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Figures.
How's that for smooth and sophisticated. And now we know why b3ta is my sanctuary.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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that's a relief
After posting I thought "christ, that sounds like something Gervais would script", which is never a nice feeling
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 2:04,
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If you've got it, flaut it.
(Sorry)
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 16:24,
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MIND THE GAP
Not a warning about a clothing and accessories retailer.
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notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 15:48,
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No I didn’t.
Anyway, you know you’re only allowed to drink out of the old jam jars we keep under the sink.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 21:43,
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In that case, you better stay away from what’s under the bed.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 0:08,
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A treasure trove of a youtube channel
thanks!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:27,
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Beautiful.
That's my Sunday morning sorted: looking at tube station videos!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 8:13,
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This is The Guardian now. This is what The Guardian does.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 14:42,
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it's from the Guardian Weekend, which since the days of using dead trees always had a few of these kinds of articles
on their homepage it's about 30 stories down before you get to fluff stories like this one, so I disagree with your lazy inference. I think they've by and large resisted the depressing trend around the world to fill their newspaper full of clickbait better than most.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 16:00,
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This is a Guardian reader now. This is what a Guardian reader says.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 16:18,
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collective nouns, one of my earlier efforts
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 0:50,
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A smirk of Private Eye readers.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 2:16,
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A gnash of Beano readers
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 14:36,
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Duck Tales metal cover
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 1:01,
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Fun
I remember their "Africa" cover very fondly. Looks like they've been busy since.
This is ace. If you can bear to watch without skipping the payoff is worth 90 seconds of your day. At least it is if you are as frozen-ed out as I am.
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pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 7:52,
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That is actually quite entertaining
My daughter (a Frozen fan) enjoyed it, but pointed out he's wearing the wrong dress. There's always one.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 22:26,
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If you close your eyes
this could easily be the Foo Fighters.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 9:46,
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poke a bit of battle of the planets up your trumpets
you know you want to
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Loved it as a kid,
but when I got into anime a few years later and discovered its origins, I wished we'd got an adaptation more faithful to the original show (Science Ninja Team Gatchaman), with its violence, death, profanity and gender ambiguity of the main antagonist.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 0:34,
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I loved Battle Of The Planets as a kid too
But I’m sure that the BBC would never have broadcast Gatchaman if it had been dubbed in its original format - for example the Astronauts in that episode are revealed to have been dead the whole time.
So much as it pains me to say it, without 7-fecking-Zark-7 etc it would have just stayed in Japan.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 19:34,
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We got it third-hand from the US, where it had already been sanitized due to a high level of conservatism in children's TV.
We actually got some pretty liberal kids' TV over here in comparison...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 0:19,
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True, but the BBC resents importing anything
And the actual Demographic that Gatchaman covers is pretty much ignored by the BBC. Eg Monkey got an English dub, that was well received, so the BBC didn’t bother to complete the story, Urusei Yatsura got 4 episodes dubbed, 22 years after the original broadcast. Given your username, I don’t need to dig up other examples.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 12:57,
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I still like seeing Princess' pants.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:44,
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Indie Game Review: Singular Matter
I made this!
I have no idea how to english any more.
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dogbomb, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 21:44,
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Feather. I bought it and there's nothing to do. Absolutely nothing.
I've been playing it all week.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 21:48,
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Hahahaha
I've been playing it too. I'm sure there is SOMETHING to do... but I'm fucked if I can find it.
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dogbomb, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 21:58,
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It feels like the level select area for an adventure game, but they forgot to add the actual game. But that kind of doesn't matter because bird go swooosh.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 22:12,
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The biggest leap of scientific imagination in history
explained really well in this vid.
(I know this guy is not everyone's favourite here, but he did a good job with this one)
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 20:58,
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liked that, he's getting better
although I still can't get my head around accelerating whilst staying still equation, and also spacetime in general??
yes understand space, yes kinda understand time (although theres thoeries on it not existing) but to combine them.....nope, doesn't happen
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It's simples
If you are traveling at the speed of light, like a photon in a vacuum, you don't worry about space and get there instantly to your frame of reference. Or something like that. Makes sense really, just like in Dune.
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arrrgh
but if you travel at the speed of light, time doesn't exist either!! (i think) so if space doesn't exist - what does exist?
I guess if you're a photon, you kinda dont think really
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Since you have mass, you can't travel at the speed of light
(special theory of relativity)
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 22:40,
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However...
If you were to travel in a spaceship approaching the speed of light, time would appear to slow down to almost "zero" to another stationary observer.
To you, on the spaceship, time would just pass by normally.
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Mex3 =mememe, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 22:46,
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However...
A photon is massless, so time does exist for it, but it's just zero. Re. the however; that's why we talk about frames. So for you it takes monkeys' years, but for the poor photon it's observing your grans' undies as soon as she gets them out of the washing.
Except, if a young photon doesn't want to see your grans' undies it can rely on gravity to swerve seeing the unmentionables. Especially if your grans' pants are extremely massive and effect spacetime giving the photon a dodge.
I know photons can have mass but not in thought experiments that involving them sniffing your grans' knickers.
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I heard someone call the speed of light the "speed of causality" recently
- so it's the speed at which events propagate through space-time, which is why it's also the speed at which massless things propagate.
Dunno whether that's supported by the clever people. I'm just a guy in a blue pointed hat.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 17:13,
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I think it's sort of mostly true except when it isn't...
e.g. we infer from observation the expansion of spacetime at speeds greater than the speed of light/causality, and time gets strange when you have interactions/observations between multiple bodies at relativistic speeds, and things also get strange with various wormholes and singularities swapping space for time and time for space.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 20:20,
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if spacetime is expanding - then does that mean the earth and everything on it is getting bigger
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I don't think so.
The expansion evidently only takes effect in the absence of one or more of the fundamental forces - which are observed to be constant everywhere (even within the galaxies observed to to be receding faster than others). The expansion only affects the sparse space between dense regions of spacetime.
In order for us not to notice our own physical expansion all the laws of physics would need to scale up at the same rate, otherwise we'd notice the density of matter decreasing. Physics, chemistry and biology would all start to go wrong. Gas giants would start swallowing their moons. Your cells would stop working. It would be no fun at all.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 16:34,
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Eddington faked the results
The instruments available in 1919 were unable to produce clear data. Nevertheless, the public eagerly received the conclusion, which was confirmed much later.
falkenblog.blogspot.com/2010/07/eddingtons-experiment-was-bogus.html
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tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 14:12,
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I read a few paragraphs and now my eyes are FUCKED.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 14:55,
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Very aggressive shitehawk
GaC obv
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 18:28,
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Drones or shitehawks?
Not sure which I consider the worst nuisance.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 18:56,
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Well drones don't shit on things or steal chips.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 19:46,
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it may have been the pilot attacking the bird because he hates them shitting and stealing his chips!!
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Amazing how a 200-300g bird take down a 6kg drone.
I suppose it could have dropped a coconut on it...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 21:37,
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I'd have a amp linked to a phone.
Shout things like 'we know what you're up to' and 'we're watching you'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 20:33,
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Studio executives with more money than sense.
As is normally the case.
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god almighty that looks absolutely shite
and not in an 'it'll be fun for the kids' way either
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Where's the "I don't like Mel Gibson" button?
If this had 1/1000th of the budget I'd have assumed it was a Time & Eric sketch.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 10 Oct 2020, 14:53,
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Machadaynu
Want a song to get stuck in your head? Listen to this a few times. You're welcome.
GC-o-meter says it was posted 7 years ago. I think that's long enough.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 16:08,
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This is still one of my favourite videos on the Worldypipe:
youtu.be/nyd1XzGMxOQ
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 17:03,
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Yes!
Edit - Thinking about it, this one turned out to be surprisingly accurate.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 17:06,
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The stuff they did for the first series as Gelg is really good.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 23:39,
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I may be wrong, but it's my understanding that Gelg is Serafinowicz.
If you like that sort of thing, you may well enjoy a game called Mini Metro.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 11 Oct 2020, 1:24,
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I still find myself singing this to myself at random times.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Oct 2020, 17:08,
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Me too
Generally when something's going wrong.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 9 Oct 2020, 17:51,
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The remix is still way ahead of it's time! www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCTj5e2XcUYt=54
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And there was that time
b3tans were asked to design video games for the
computer episode
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