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This is a link post The history of pink ESD polyethelene
and the construction of the world's emptiest bag.

Has the wonderful quote "I smoke these because I don't want to die of nothing" and a good demonstration of the casual misogyny of the early '80s. Aside from that, an entertaining talk from a colourful character.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was fucking ace
- but very niche.
Me, I work in electronics, but I wanted to be a chemist, so it's stuffed right up hard in my niche.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 20:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I didn't post it for mass appeal
Between the obscure topic, the casual misogyny and the age of the recording I knew it would not be wildly popular. I am satisfied it has reached the target audience and left your niche well stuffed.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post an engaging speaker is an engaging speaker
I just watched the whole thing and enjoyed it
despite having no real clue what he was banging on about
or any desire whatever to spend any time in his presence
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 13:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post As someone who worked as a chemist then packaging technology.
It felt like a work seminar, still interesting tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sun 25 Oct 2020, 19:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha
Truly awesome. Undoubtedly the BEST book ever on how accountants are making a massive difference to themselves, their families, team members and their clients.

Nice that they listed themselves first and clients last. Honesty is admirable I guess.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likely leads to higher tax bills though...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post A funny review is probably on it's way.
"...absolutely rivetting story of heartbreak and redemption..." etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's some headline
This isn't bad either. Space!

www.theguardian.com/science/2020/oct/23/nasa-spacecraft-osiris-rex-asteroid-rubble
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
unscrupulous German pet traders an evil alien mega-crayfish
 (stubhuman, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 13:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post
quite some talent the ladies have got going there...
 (strongp, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I always laugh
when crayfish are regarded as a problem.

A tasty tasty problem that can be fixed with some parsley butter served on a bed of nice homemade tagliatelle.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'd eat that?
Looks like a giant cockroach.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Sun 25 Oct 2020, 7:07, , Reply)
This is a link post A jovial introduction to a love affair
The first of six descriptive and ‘lyrical’ movements.

Qwerty noises fans may initially acquire curiosity.
(roysin, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post From what I remember
The protagonist, Herr Berg, was always in conflict with the parents of the future Frau Berg. Hence the ‘Good day! and subsequent squabbles...
Berg has always been the successor of Schubert.
Musical colouring of the human condition has never been so explicit. I just love this quartet over and over.
edit -
Infidelity weighs muchly
 (roysin, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Underworld - Mmm Skyscraper I Love You
Friday, innit? Chill
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is something quite special
And timeless
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a good track
was watching this version of War Pigs at some california concert in 74, on some weirdly hippy stage
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UogPgnYoJ0M
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post One of my all time favourite heavy metal lyrics..
“People think I’m insane because I’m frowning all the time.”
It’s silly, but in the context of the paranoid person, makes sense from their skewed viewpoint.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that lyric, because severe depression.
People are wary of unhappy people, so yes it works.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've been enjoying these guys.
Fairies Wear Boots - Brown Sabbath
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9asndmJLYhQ
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
these guys are good
 (razzle, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Like it
Good sound
 (Sherbs, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 0:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Noice

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Second thing I learnt to play on guitar.
Freaking awesome.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Best cover ever
youtube.com/watch?v=pIYRFvQMh7A
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 9:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome sauce

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:28, , Reply)
This is a link post Cunty couples.


(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sleaford Mods have gone a bit middle-class, haven't they?

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Same folk as the Rubber Bandits?
R2D2 reminded me of them
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think DOD is simply reserved for
the Daniel O’Donnell pisstakes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 22:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Virgin Mary approoves
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTkxkTrzKwQ
 (I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 2:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a different person
www.culch.ie/2011/12/16/fecquin-hilarious/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 10:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post the OP track is certainly influenced by Dad's Best Friend by the bubba randits

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Sun 25 Oct 2020, 8:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuckin' youtube rabbit hole...
All day!

ALL DAY!
 (I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Mon 26 Oct 2020, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a link post So, Day Job Orchestra are still at it
Apple juice.
(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post China didn't wreck my drum machine, I did.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Panda rape. Bacon.
Mind if I fuck about in your attic?
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post PFFFTTTT

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ahahahaha absurd!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a link post This is the news I made this!
A pilot of the new satire news podcast we’re making… launch next week. Like and subscribe please.
Sage advisors share a vision on visors


 (I helped save b3ta! bounder not here that often, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a link post WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he threw something more like C4 or a huge bag of firecrackers
 (razzle, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post The firecracker is irrelevant
He ignited a methane/air mixture, like this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VyLVcW0w1Q
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bloody hell!!
 (razzle, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shit REALLY happened

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Here is a compilation of manhole covers exploding
I'll give it a NSFW on the basis that I suspect not everyone survived in these clips, and some of it is uncomfortable viewing (but not graphic)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPuTUpJEnxE
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how the professionals deal with this problem.
The last vid is quite disturbing because the guy was in there...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes. I hope he was shot like a cork straight up and away.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Holy fucking shit!

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post His shoes fell off.
:/
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post I WANNA GO I WANNA GO
ME NEXT ME NEXT
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Weeee!!!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Luckily he took all the fall damage on the base of his spine"

(dribble, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 18:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey,
I've got a bit of a lump in my throat after scrolling down that.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Likewise
despite the Tories getting what they want - free market economy and private enterprise stepping up to the mark.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sad that normal altruism is seen as a special event.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
So now as well as feeding myself I've got to feed all the kids down the street too, cos their parents are too feckless to give a toss about them.

The most important bit of any part of socialism is that SOMEONE ELSE pays for it. A millionaire footballer can put his money where his mouth is and not just start a twitter campaign.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post do you see your kids much?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post When did you stop beating your wife?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lol, kids
Thankfully I don't have any, but if I did I'd be sure to feed them every now and again, because, you know, parenting and that.

These days everything is the governments fault, no personal responsibility must be taken under any circumstance.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting incel vibes here

(horrid, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well I think you're a cunt
But you don't hear me shouting about it.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he voted for Brexit and complains about migrants, too.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah: stupid kids.
They should have taken responsibility and been born to wealthier people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't see why
poor people don't just buy some more money
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
arf
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, right on
Poor families can get fucked 'cos it's no one else's fault.

You cunt.
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh everyone!
A footballer's got something to say.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Would love to see the rest of b3ta's Team Brexit back on the pitch in support of poor kids going hungry
If you're out there lads...
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post He at least appears to care and is attempting to do something.
Or are these kids all undeserving poor.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Next up...
Eric Bristow on OAP fuel poverty. 'It's fooking criminal', says Bristow.

Pull yourself together, for fuck's sake.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 18:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well just ignore it then, I usually do.
IF he is sincere, why not?
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 21:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Thankfully I don't have any"
... aaaaannnndddd that's all I need to hear thank you
 (GeeFunk, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Still feels qualified to lecture people on parenting though
Amazing that
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, cos you need so many qualifications to have kids.
Fucking hell. You breeders really do love yourselves don't you?

Bet you was the one playing the bongos down the XR rally last year? You're the one with the shit haircut and the 6 kids, weren't you? Save the whales!
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you think you're being clever
you fucking stupid fucking libertarian fucking cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post You really are a nasty cunt aren't you/

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post you're a prick

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post I am!

(suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post You are a prize cunt, duvras.
And possibly too stupid to live. Have you considered killing yourself?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thought about it.
Didn't do it though. Would rather live a miserable life than give you the satisfaction.

Actually, no. That's bollocks. I'm having a great time.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post The caring left, everyone.
The scary thing is that brb is 100% convinced that he's one of the good guys.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 6:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'the left'
You fancy calling me a social justice warrior too while you're down there?

Fucking scum. Die in a fire.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 14:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post
If you got the chance, you'd hang the children of Tories from lamp posts, and whine about free school meals while you did it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 15:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to make shit up to feel better about being a cunt.
I just need to point out that you are arguing in public in favour of starving children.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Tue 27 Oct 2020, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is charity, you dimwit
- socialism would be if the government fucking did it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry, missed this one last night, so late to the comments. Fuck off.
One point we may agree on: overpopulation is fucking up the planet so less kids would be a good thing.
One thing we may not agree on: it's not the kids' fault they were born.

Wealth distribution is highly unequal; saying the parents can feed their own kids is not helping anyone; not the parents, not the children, not the wider society.

Children need social structure, an education and access to decent food or we are just going to get a generation (or yet another generation?) of obese undereducated, bored, resentful assholes who will propagate the situation.

Of course, if you would rather sit in a gated community shouting 'let them eat cake' so you don't have to actually see poverty and the effect it has on those children, then that is your right, in the same way it is my right to ask you to go fuck yourself.
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 17:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that's lovely
it's fully triggered the b3ta fash though. I wonder why...
 (stubhuman, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Downing Street declined to welcome the offer from businesses and councils."

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post A.MA.Z.I.N.G
Faith in humanity partially restored.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now then, what's all this going on here then?
You lot should all be in bed.

Go on, off you go.
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a link post Have a nice bit of chilled Jungle to ease you out of the week...
Classic - K&D Sessions. Kruder and Dorfmeister. Hello everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Oct 2020, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Track List.
1. Roni Size - "Heroes (Kruder's Long Loose Bossa remixed by Peter Kruder)" – 00:00
2. Alex Reece - "Jazz Master (K&D Session)" – 06:30
3. Count Basic - "Speechless (Drum 'n' Bass remixed by Peter Kruder)" – 14:50
4. Rockers Hi-Fi - "Going Under (K&D Session)" – 21:27
5. Bomb The Bass - "Bug Powder Dust (K&D Session)" – 30:04
6. Aphrodelics - "Rollin' On Chrome (Wild Motherfucker Dub remixed by Richard Dorfmeister)" – 37:26
7. Depeche Mode - "Useless (K&D Session)" – 43:05
8. Count Basic - "Gotta Jazz (remixed by Richard Dorfmeister)" – 49:18
9. Rainer Trüby Trio - "Donaueschingen (Peter Kruder's Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitänskajütenremix)" – 54:52
10. Lamb - "Trans Fatty Acid (K&D Session)" – 1:01:45

11. David Holmes - "Gone (K&D Session)" – 1:10:18
12. Sofa Surfers - "Sofa Rockers (Richard Dorfmeister Remix)" – 1:18:47
13. Mama Oliver - "Eastwest (Stoned Together resmoked by Richard Dorfmeister)" – 1:23:19
14. Bomb The Bass - "Bug Powder Dust (Dub remixed by Kruder & Dorfmeister)" – 1:28:30
15. Kruder & Dorfmeister - "Boogie Woogie" – 1:34:50
16. Sin - "Where Shall I Turn (K&D Session Vol.2)" – 1:38:09
17. Bone Thugs-n-Harmony - "1st Of Tha Month (K&D Session)" – 1:44:02
18. Kruder & Dorfmeister - "Lexicon" – 1:49:52
19. Knowtoryous - "Bomberclaad Joint (K&D Session)" – 1:50:58
20. Rockers Hi-Fi - "Going Under (Evil Love and Insanity Dub remixed by Kruder & Dorfmeister)" – 1:54:45
21. Strange Cargo - "Million Town (K&D Session)" – 1:59:15
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 22 Oct 2020, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s an all time classic.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That it is.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post THANK YOU!
For reminding me of the name of the track with the bassline that's been stuck in my head almost weekly for at least a decade.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=twUV_2JnJ3k
Sampled from
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWTMmN9VS_w
(which is a great tune for the first 19s)
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Depeche Mode Useless
Arguably the best track, maybe alongside Bug Powder Dust.

Like others have sid, one of the classic mix albums, an all time great. Up there near to, but not quite alongside Coldcut's JDJ.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHrqGy1K3aM
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Agreed. Though Rollin' on Chrome is a stone.cold.classic.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post It also makes me think...
A K&D album exclusively of Depeche Mode remixes would be an outstanding idea. Enjoy the Silence... for instance...
 (I helped save b3ta! Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mmmmmm....
That would be interesting.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Sat 24 Oct 2020, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes yes and yes
One of the few FAULTLESS album compilations
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I just ordered it on vinyl £48.00
Ooops....
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, very good and still stands up nearly 30(?!) years later

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Closer to 30 than 20.
Man I'm old.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
I still have this cd and i go back to it now and again.
 (Sherbs, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 16:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You have impeccable taste.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers
I've been waiting for some music to pour into the ears of my customers in my overpriced T shirt shop in the Brighton Laines for ages. This is perfect.

It will also serve well for my Bristol T shirt shop. Nice!
 (BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 17:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it sells some t shirts.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 23 Oct 2020, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hry Skelly
How? What? Where?

spill the neans
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Sat 24 Oct 2020, 22:50, , Reply)
This is a link post Julia Woolf - Hoops
Been listening to her since she appeared in a tech video about sound editing.
(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(Sherbs, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post That’s a lot of money for a lame joke.
Not that I’m bitter about the phenomenal success this only slightly talented bloke has achieved.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That's the power of marketing
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post Money is the most influential art critic

(BarryFromTheShitFarm Oh, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed. Saatchi has a lot to answer for.
To be fair to wanksy, he made it without the whimsical patronage of just one multimillionaire though. People really like his stuff, he’s very popular. But it’s good for a witty cartoon in a magazine, not art.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post A witty cartoon in a magazine isn't art?

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 22:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I escalated it from lame joke to witty cartoon.
I’m trying to be as nice as I can. I fucking loathe him and his tat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thing is, it's meant to be street art, and it works as street art
You wander 'round London and come across one and it's amusing, unexpected, you see it, chuckle to yourself and move on because it's a city and you only stumbled upon going from point A to point B. Having a canvas print of the little girl who's let go of the heart balloon on your wall is just utter kitsch and defeats the whole fucking point.

If I was wandering along the canal, went under a bridge and the wall on the opposite side was painted as a Monet BUT WITH TROLLEYS AND SHIT IN IT JUST LIKE THE CANAL WE'RE ON then that'd be cool. This will just be owned by someone mega-rich. Meh.
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 0:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 0:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alternatively
Banksy could have travelled to Monet's garden in Giverny and dumped a couple of trolleys and a traffic cone in the pond. Of course Monet's eye disease meant he would have painted any rubbish in the water as fucking water lilies
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 5:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t get me started
He gets all huffy when someone removes one of his works.
Conveniently forgetting that it was graffiti in the first place.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post The value increases as more people are pissed off by the increasing value

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 23 Oct 2020, 9:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think London was more the reason for his decline
As soon as he got a team behind him and lawyers to protect his IP, it became very difficult to claim he was actually sneering at the rich rather than just selling something to them.

His latest stuff is terribly overwrought and charmless and i think he probably knows it
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I dunno, I like a lot of his early London stuff
I stumbled on this one one my way to Notting Hill Carnival as a teen, really liked it, had no idea it was him until I saw it in a book later, but I think the key is that it works in context - his ones with rats messing with junction boxes, ones that take advantage of cracks in a wall, etc.

It's not London, it's the money in London that did it. And just stencilling everywhere without caring about context. Yeah, now he's basically a factory...


Voyeur

edit: argh - bigness!How to un-embiggen?!
 (I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 11:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post add
width="500" in the img tag.
If I'd catch the prick vandalising my walls I'd punch him in the throat. Repeatedly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 12:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks! /utterineptitude

(I helped save b3ta! Hampster Squared has stuff at www.tilla.co.uk, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 13:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Which member of /board...

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Oct 2020, 22:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Some insight

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FjkJ_HoxL4
 (roysin, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 4:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post all art is subjective
it's a small irony that monet himself first attracted quite a bit of hostility from the public and critics of the "but zis iz not art!" kind, though banksy also provokes the "I could of done that, mate" small-minded provincialism that abstract artists received over a century ago. Yet such has been his cultural impact, I bet far more people could identify the artist of this work around the world than The Haywain or Laughing Cavalier. 7.5 million quid is a doddle
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a link post Inb4SockCooker
This was a SpaceX launch but it got SCRUUUUUUUBBED so here's Splack Pack instead:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEIGBPyz9EA

SpaceX is targeting Wednesday, October 21 at 12:36 p.m. EDT, 16:36 UTC, for its fifteenth Starlink mission, which will launch 60 Starlink satellites to orbit. Falcon 9 will lift off from Space Launch Complex 40 (SLC-40) at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, and a backup opportunity is available on Thursday, October 22 at 12:14 p.m. EDT, 16:14 UTC.

Just want to hear long periods of silence with technical details called out? Mission Control audio stream: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrmVIUDLljQ
(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Ramp I made this!
Music I made starring Donald about a ramp.
(dogfood, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 14:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very entertaining!

(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 15:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post *waves lightstick*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post Where do I get a cheese ramp?
I want a cheese ramp.
 (I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 18:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Any vendor
It's just a cheese board but slanted
 (dogfood, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post
I like this!
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 22:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow that's pretty amazing =)

(Sherbs, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 20:14, , Reply)
This is a link post Damn you, 2020
James Randi is dead. Here he is explaining how he made Uri Geller look like a tit.
(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 4:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can now buy Geller's shitty art on his museum's website
urigellermuseum.com/
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 5:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking hell

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 6:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can get a nice stylised goatse for 2k
urigellermuseum.com/product/settlement/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 22 Oct 2020, 7:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post 'settlement' as well
getting some bad vibes off that one
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Note the shitty photoshopped Uri logo and sign on the museum!!!
Pfft!
 (I helped save b3ta! Really?, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 9:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Including a Daredevil #133 for just $100 (Ungraded)
...or under a fiver on ebay.
 (PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I remember years ago in an issue of Viz they ran an ad asking Britain to all focus our psychic energy together to give Uri Geller piles

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post I strongly recommend his self title 1974/1975 album, both the English and German versions.

(I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 19:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post Christ!
Isn't he friends with the now dead Michael Jackson? Let us not forget he saved our assholed in euro 96 www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/international/uri-geller-interview-euro-96-england-v-scotland-penalty-gary-mcallister-ball-moved-a9565286.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Sgt. Welt, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 21:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to need more proof than that he's dead. It could easily be a body double or twin

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if he comes back as a ghost?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then he can claim his own $1m price!

(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 11:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post A rather crap excuse to post a funny link from a short while back
b3ta.com/links/Penn_Jillette_tells_the_story_of_pranking_James_Randi
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 12:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks for the reminder. That's a great story.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh shit, decent man, scourge of woo purveyors.
Wonder when the first psychic/evangelist will claim to have contacted him...
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 22 Oct 2020, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post :( One of my very few personal heroes...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 23:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post How do we know that he's really dead and this isn't a con?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Oct 2020, 10:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Tough beetle
You may have to cook it for the shell to become tender enough to eat
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 3:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Teach you how to eat prawns, it’s better than oil stew, and there is no juice left
Better than oil stew. OIL STEW!

It is so popular with kids and women. Try it if you like.

Needs CC turned on

To be fair, the resulting food sounds quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 21 Oct 2020, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post I never did care for sweet and sour.
I'm interested in how she did the de-veining though, usually I see people cutting them lengthwise after peeling. I've never seen anyone pour the oil over the cooked prawns either; that might be worth a go.

I like prawns, but it's the prep that puts me off them. That and the fact that so many people leave the tails on
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 22 Oct 2020, 6:33, , Reply)

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