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This is a link post Judge your Spotify NSFW

A bot logs in and has a little chat about how shit your Spotify is. At least it did for me anyway.

Possibly mildly NSFW
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 20:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I there I would like to judge your online banking behaviour
Please click this Login button

edit: Hi
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 1:23, Reply)
This is a normal post What kind of potato are you?
Enter your bank details here to find out
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This is a normal post I dunno, but I'm feeling pretty mashed right now

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 9:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not bad
Your spotify was 60s-acid-flashback-walmart-hawaiian-shirt-boomer bad.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I blame my xmas playlist
which isn't even that bad, but still
 (horrid, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post After about 5 days Spotify informed me that I'd need to pay them money to continue listening to not quite the tunes I wanted.
Goodbye Spotify, welcome home slsk.
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This is a link post Christmas Eve at Nigella's

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post No, *I* want to be lunch.

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 20:40, Reply)
This is a link post wise words on covid in the UK from an expert


(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 23 Dec 2020, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He's clearly not a headlock expert, judging by those ears.
Or worse, he's a rugby player.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I heard he's an expert in rimming

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 23 Dec 2020, 19:38, Reply)
This is a link post Beatrice “3$” Thompson announced her retirement NSFW
Legendary prostitute announced her retirement after a 54-year career that left 500,000 customers satisfied.


 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 14:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Delete your search history...

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This is a normal post "like having sex with God"

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Said the, ahem, 34 year old.
I don't know which claim to believe less, her fucking 500,000 men or that haggard balding old geezer being 34.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren’t you noncing around in Thailand at that age?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 19:15, Reply)
This is a normal post ...asked the delusional idiot promoter of a right wing Jimmy Savile 'parody' account.
No, you would be thinking of SockCooker.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Tomayto, tomahto.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 1:04, Reply)
This is a normal post You say tomayto and I say you're a dangerously stupid right wing cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 14:22, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a danger to children, nonce scum.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 20:43, Reply)
This is a normal post ...Says the delusional idiot promoter of a right wing Jimmy Savile 'parody' account.
Merry Christmas you stupid cunt. x
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 25 Dec 2020, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Military grade blasphemy

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 500,000? that's a lot of protein

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 21:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Well she did succeed in her previous career.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That's why she's got a runny nose.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 23:00, Reply)
This is a link post Battle of the Shampoo Bottles


(I helped save b3ta! Yell Whoop continued to be a nin-com-poop on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:16, Reply)
This is a normal post That is fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I think little baskets with suction cups have been commercially available for at least 25 years.
Also, I am tall and have never suffered the kind of pain the song describes from dropping a soft plastic bottle 4, 5 or even 6 feet onto a toe. Maybe I'm just built from stronger stuff?

As a piece of music and pop video it was fine very catchy, but the lyrics are factually misleading and/or inaccurate.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 14:34, Reply)
This is a link post Board?


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep, agree with the comment its 33 feet up, 133 feet down

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't look down
like I did. The fascination of watching the free-fall acceleration toward a tiled depression in the ground, covered with a veneer of water gave me a unique February facial sunburn. I was able to do it after about 30 seconds of consideration. I'm not brave.
 (I helped save b3ta! tromboner cherophobia is my kind of fun, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 17:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I did this at school for a few weeks
But the terror was just as bad every time even after dozens of dives.

Back to skiving off down the pub!
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 1:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 24 Dec 2020, 11:45, Reply)
This is a normal post That was great!

(I helped save b3ta! MartinH, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a link post "like a piping bag"
it's all good but this bit in particular: 1:09:10

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This is a normal post I don't think I will ever quite recover from this news

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Your license fee pounds, hard at work, again

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post This is without a doubt the worst thing to happen this year.

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post turkey is shit though

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:59, Reply)
This is a normal post
So are sprouts, but we still have to have them.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:00, Reply)
This is a normal post 'have to' - at this point the festivities fall on their arse

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNB4CsKbcK0
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I eat sprouts all year long.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post If The US had significantly fallen out with Turkey I wonder if it would have been rebranded as 'Freedom chicken'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it's the way it's cooked that makes it shit
Even large chickens have to be done carefully to avoid them drying out.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 23:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought she was Jewish?
Wiki phrases it as “Both her parents were from Jewish families.”
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Jewish heritage but I think she's an atheist or a humanist or something
Non-practising anyway
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:34, Reply)
This is a normal post "JewISH, not the whole hog"
©J. Miller
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a normal post
Slightly unfortunate phrasing there.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 12:37, Reply)
This is a normal post My favourite quote from a work visitor from Israel
When I was describing which foods in our canteen would be suitable for him was: "Hey, I may be Jewish but a man's got to eat!"
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:51, Reply)
This is a normal post she's jewish in name only, a titular jew

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:17, Reply)
This is a normal post *cries*

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post "I am not going to do a turkey - and I always do," she said
Beep...Boop...cannot resolve paradox...shutting down
 (I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:57, Reply)
This is a normal post I never have turkey at Christmas but then again it's not very traditional here in China
instead I will be doing what I did last year and going to the local wet market to buy a couple of bats and a pangolin. They are great roasted but did give me a cough for a couple of weeks afterwards
 (I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post *kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Bernard Matthews was England's Harvey Weinstein
It's only now just starting to come out
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:57, Reply)
This is a normal post We also won't be having turkey
terrible, overpriced, overhyped meat.

Instead, we are having lamb, because we really like lamb.

We like to call it 'the lamb of god' and imagine we are eating Jesus. Afterwards, we pretend we have superpowers.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:27, Reply)
This is a normal post transmutation of bakery goods to seafood is pretty cool, but with a bit more forethought he would have been given nailproof hands as his superpower

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be absurd.
You have to be bitten by a radioactive Jesus to get superpowers.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:40, Reply)
This is a normal post
bitten fisted
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 17:34, Reply)
This is a normal post *gives up wanking*

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 22:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Nigella is 60!?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 10:32, Reply)
This is a link post tufty the road safety squirrel

(I helped save b3ta! bearhunt is drinking tea with wreckless abandon, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 8:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, those happy days
When you could wait until you couldn't hear any traffic approaching. The best training I had for crossing the road was playing Frogger!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:15, Reply)
This is a link post Now you know, and knowing is half the battle
Not seen these for a long while...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post me me me me me me me me me me
me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

me me me me me me me me me me
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This is a normal post alright, "twitter"

(dribble, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 14:29, Reply)
This is a link post Needy kitty won't let go.


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This is a normal post "what are you watching, dear?"
"it's nothing, honey. Just a man shoving a rubber plug into a black pussy"
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post bash street sex toys

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This is a link post seems like shallot of trouble


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 4:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Did they publish any of this in a top tear peel reviewed journal?

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 9:34, Reply)
This is a normal post
 
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
They really know their onions!
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 10:10, Reply)
This is a normal post that shallot

(I helped save b3ta! empire of the pussycat requires more champage, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post special commentary by sean connery

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 24 Dec 2020, 7:46, Reply)
This is a link post And the dead shall rise
and vote Republican

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Ooh, I like this one. Great to sing along to
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F̶̡̨̗̻̪̰̗̜͕̞̍̆̉̈́ȁ̶̗͔̟̭͒͋̐̈́̄͌͗ý̸̢̤̖͝n̸̡͙͙͊́̇̎b̵̡̦̹͉̺̙̘̦̆̓͌͌̅̕͠d̴̛̛̠͎̳̺͐͌̄͆̚s̷͖̲̝̿́ͅj̸̯̣͔̺̋̂̌̒̑̿̓͜͝k̶͈̲̘͖̻̘̭̘͆̽͐̓̏̓̎̊̒̒ḑ̸̱͚̫͔͎̻̮͇̗́̌ş̸̖͕̥̞̯̻̾͂̔̕͝ͅt̴̡̾̄j̴̱̺̘̘͂̽͐ͅb̶̝̥̘̜̱͇̋̉̈̏͐̈͘͝d̵̜͉͕̓̃͂̋͝͠s̸̛̝̯͈͚̽́̊̚̚͝ͅý̴̡̛̗̣̥̯͉͚̭̥̂́̓̒̈́̒͘̚j̴̩̣̖͙͗̔͂͝c̷̖̩̬̺̀͗̅̉̃̅͂͐ḏ̶͙̪̮̥̟́̈́̓͛͋̊̒̉̚ȋ̸͔̼͎̮͎͚̓͐̐̂̕ṛ̸̱̗̖̼͓̰̦͒̆̌́̿̐͘͠ͅŵ̶̡̨̛̘̘̹̘͈̙̝̅̽͋̾f̵̣͉͕͓̫̥̳̂j̸̠͈͔̗̙͙̣̆̀̀͆͗t̴̖̙͓͈̃͘ŝ̷̟̟͉̼̂̾̉ẏ̵̧̨͚̞̭͔̥͗ͅi̶̤͙̩̱̎̊̅͜s̵͙̙̗̘̈̄̔͌ͅt̶̟̜̳͚͛ị̸̡̟̪̮̽̒́͠ͅs̵̢̫̪̠̞͙͌t̴͖͈̮͕͓̀̂̓̊e̵̱̣͓̰̿̆͛͗í̶̡̡͎͕͍̖͚̙̳͈̍̒̇s̷̹͍̭̾̍̊͐̍͐̉̑̿̓î̴͙̟ÿ̴̢͉͉̬͈͈̬́̓͂̂͛͝ṣ̸̭̣͓̠̗͉̓k̴̛̞͍͇̅̔̉̈̿̅͜͠͝y̶̗̹̤͎͌̎̈́̊̆͋̕͝s̶͈͆̀̅̅͛̓̀̍͐ķ̵̡̣̀̎̒͐̊͝t̷̪͙͙͒̄̔͒̽͐͠s̴̪̆͐̈́̓̆́̇t̴͔̱̫̖͍̘̺̖̔̄̈́͒̽͝͠s̸̢̡̱̱̳̮͓̭̍͐ͅs̸͕͗̾͂̉̓̈͘͝ţ̵̛̱̝̙̰͓̫̼̾̋͘͠͠͠f̴̭̈́͌͛͆̒̅̀̈̎l̶̩̬̠͑͒́̍̓̾̓̈́̈́̚ͅù̴͓̮̩̪̼̭͔̺̏̾̋͗͛͝g̴̤͙̫̎̾̑͑͌l̶̡̮͈̮͕͇̲͈̤̟̇̑̈́̂͆̆͐͗̆͘u̶̼͓̬͇̻͜͝d̵̬̈͐̈́̇̈͆̓̏̕͝a̴̡͚̙͈̽̀͊͊̀̈́̽ų̵̺̔̉͛̅͘5̶̢͎͕́́̂̆͌̾̽̕ͅa̷̜͍̤͛̒̐̈́͛͝t̷̥̓́́ȉ̴͚̠̥͐̇̂̕͠͝s̶͇̻̘͓̙͇̱͓̽̏̽͗͠d̴̻̈́k̸̡͙͒͐s̷̨͓̬̦̔̽̎̾͊̍́́͝͠l̶̘̬̭̅̃̌̂̅̊͐̓̃͝r̶͚͔͉͛̊̑̋ẙ̶̢̛̞̱̞̪̫̠͔̀̌̓͗̇̈́̕ḑ̴̪̣̠͔͙͇̙͕͓́̆͘u̸̡̧̡̨̬͓̤̻͌̅̔͐̀̌̊̅͋͠ļ̷̛̯̙͍̜̜̃̈́́͋́͗s̸̪̜͓̰̥̋ȍ̵͖̝̰͙̱͍̳̖̫̃͗̿̔̈́͛͝6̸̰̗͍̯͔͔̳͎̺͌͆̄d̷̢̢̦̱͉̳̟̘̘̮̾̔̋̏̀̚͝ơ̵̱̺̻̱͈̈́̋́̀̓̾̍̑̕6̶͓̤̗̼̜̱̮̍͛ë̷͚̜́̋̎̆̎͂́̍͘͘6̶̨̢̝̦̝̒̓w̶̟͊5̴̢͎̜̯͚̩͖̥̯̤̈́̍̎͊̈̐̎͘͠͝w̸̨̝͎͓̝͇̪͗̒̏̔͂͝5̶͚̥̻̹̬̭͈́̇̾̒́͛͘̚q̷̲̺̲͔͉̗͗̌͐̀̀̋̄͝6̴͖͉̉ḷ̷͓̟̹̭̭̦̞̍̅̐̇͛͘ͅę̷̳̜̙̆̂̍͌̄̔̊̈́̕͝k̵̡̨̢̖̤̜͈̭͓̃̈͋͌͐̈̓͊̿͠w̴̪̩̝̘̪͕̐̄̂̔̈́͛̐ȋ̴̛̙͍̱̮̅́͒͝6̸̡̡̫̭̯̲͖͚͋͐͋͂̉̅̈́ę̴̭̗̺̿̍̐̽͂̈́̚͜ͅͅk̷͉͕̩͓̦̑̈͘F̶̡̨̗̻̪̰̗̜͕̞̍̆̉̈́ȁ̶̗͔̟̭͒͋̐̈́̄͌͗ý̸̢̤̖͝n̸̡͙͙͊́̇̎b̵̡̦̹͉̺̙̘̦̆̓͌͌̅̕͠d̴̛̛̠͎̳̺͐͌̄͆̚s̷͖̲̝̿́ͅj̸̯̣͔̺̋̂̌̒̑̿̓͜͝k̶͈̲̘͖̻̘̭̘͆̽͐̓̏̓̎̊̒̒ḑ̸̱͚̫͔͎̻̮͇̗́̌ş̸̖͕̥̞̯̻̾͂̔̕͝ͅt̴̡̾̄j̴̱̺̘̘͂̽͐ͅb̶̝̥̘̜̱͇̋̉̈̏͐̈͘͝d̵̜͉͕̓̃͂̋͝͠s̸̛̝̯͈͚̽́̊̚̚͝ͅý̴̡̛̗̣̥̯͉͚̭̥̂́̓̒̈́̒͘̚j̴̩̣̖͙͗̔͂͝c̷̖̩̬̺̀͗̅̉̃̅͂͐ḏ̶͙̪̮̥̟́̈́̓͛͋̊̒̉̚ȋ̸͔̼͎̮͎͚̓͐̐̂̕ṛ̸̱̗̖̼͓̰̦͒̆̌́̿̐͘͠ͅŵ̶̡̨̛̘̘̹̘͈̙̝̅̽͋̾f̵̣͉͕͓̫̥̳̂j̸̠͈͔̗̙͙̣̆̀̀͆͗t̴̖̙͓͈̃͘ŝ̷̟̟͉̼̂̾̉ẏ̵̧̨͚̞̭͔̥͗ͅi̶̤͙̩̱̎̊̅͜s̵͙̙̗̘̈̄̔͌ͅt̶̟̜̳͚͛ị̸̡̟̪̮̽̒́͠ͅs̵̢̫̪̠̞͙͌t̴͖͈̮͕͓̀̂̓̊e̵̱̣͓̰̿̆͛͗í̶̡̡͎͕͍̖͚̙̳͈̍̒̇s̷̹͍̭̾̍̊͐̍͐̉̑̿̓î̴͙̟ÿ̴̢͉͉̬͈͈̬́̓͂̂͛͝ṣ̸̭̣͓̠̗͉̓k̴̛̞͍͇̅̔̉̈̿̅͜͠͝y̶̗̹̤͎͌̎̈́̊̆͋̕͝s̶͈͆̀̅̅͛̓̀̍͐ķ̵̡̣̀̎̒͐̊͝t̷̪͙͙͒̄̔͒̽͐͠s̴̪̆͐̈́̓̆́̇t̴͔̱̫̖͍̘̺̖̔̄̈́͒̽͝͠s̸̢̡̱̱̳̮͓̭̍͐ͅs̸͕͗̾͂̉̓̈͘͝ţ̵̛̱̝̙̰͓̫̼̾̋͘͠͠͠f̴̭̈́͌͛͆̒̅̀̈̎l̶̩̬̠͑͒́̍̓̾̓̈́̈́̚ͅù̴͓̮̩̪̼̭͔̺̏̾̋͗͛͝g̴̤͙̫̎̾̑͑͌l̶̡̮͈̮͕͇̲͈̤̟̇̑̈́̂͆̆͐͗̆͘u̶̼͓̬͇̻͜͝d̵̬̈͐̈́̇̈͆̓̏̕͝a̴̡͚̙͈̽̀͊͊̀̈́̽ų̵̺̔̉͛̅͘5̶̢͎͕́́̂̆͌̾̽̕ͅa̷̜͍̤͛̒̐̈́͛͝t̷̥̓́́ȉ̴͚̠̥͐̇̂̕͠͝s̶͇̻̘͓̙͇̱͓̽̏̽͗͠d̴̻̈́k̸̡͙͒͐s̷̨͓̬̦̔̽̎̾͊̍́́͝͠l̶̘̬̭̅̃̌̂̅̊͐̓̃͝r̶͚͔͉͛̊̑̋ẙ̶̢̛̞̱̞̪̫̠͔̀̌̓͗̇̈́̕ḑ̴̪̣̠͔͙͇̙͕͓́̆͘u̸̡̧̡̨̬͓̤̻͌̅̔͐̀̌̊̅͋͠ļ̷̛̯̙͍̜̜̃̈́́͋́͗s̸̪̜͓̰̥̋ȍ̵͖̝̰͙̱͍̳̖̫̃͗̿̔̈́͛͝6̸̰̗͍̯͔͔̳͎̺͌͆̄d̷̢̢̦̱͉̳̟̘̘̮̾̔̋̏̀̚͝ơ̵̱̺̻̱͈̈́̋́̀̓̾̍̑̕6̶͓̤̗̼̜̱̮̍͛ë̷͚̜́̋̎̆̎͂́̍͘͘6̶̨̢̝̦̝̒̓w̶̟͊5̴̢͎̜̯͚̩͖̥̯̤̈́̍̎͊̈̐̎͘͠͝w̸̨̝͎͓̝͇̪͗̒̏̔͂͝"


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 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 3:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Demonic lol
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFjKPLc5qD0
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 4:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the URL to his explanation includes massive drugs
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKUNk8AQ-54
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Absolutely superb
In fact there's not mushroom for criticism from me.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 23 Dec 2020, 11:06, Reply)
This is a link post those crazy finnish

(razzle, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post “it might cause problems for the British Overseas Territory's penguins and seals as they go about foraging for fish and krill. “
Just like Brexit then.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post it states that it was a quarter the size of wales
but if I'm to visualise it I need to know how many standard international units of Wembley stadiums it was
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post how many double decker busses is a Wembley stadium?

(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post 83 from golders green

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:32, Reply)
This is a link post Huh?


(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 23:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay
Ducks
 (Sherbs, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post KFC and CoolerMaster just got serious
Stroke of genius or madness? You decide

Link to CoolerMaster site landing.coolermaster.com/kfconsole/

The KFConsole is real, and it boasts one big advantage over the PS5 and Xbox Series X


 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 21:15, Reply)
This is a normal post *Throws lemon wet wipe at screen*

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I suppose it had to happen eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post
Eeeeew. Imagine how sticky the controllers are going to get.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you put your cock in it?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
It's how they make hot dogs
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck America.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 18:55, Reply)
This is a link post "I'm a busy man"
Pure joy like this is what's needed right now.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post he's got more things going in one day than me in my whole life

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 19:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I bet he watches the end scenes of Goodfellas and thinks "That's doss"

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 23 Dec 2020, 2:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder if he's got time to do my extension?
I'll bet he'll quicker than any of the guys round here.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post He's a gas man, and no culchie

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 21:51, Reply)
This is a link post Die Hard with a Christmas soundtrack I made this!
Hello, b3tans! I've missed you.

I waited until I had a bunch of videos in this thread before posting here, and I'm at 10 now, with only two the go. There's plenty in there for everyone's taste, with Xmas surprises yet to come.

These are short clips from a full edit of Die Hard with 40 Christmas songs integrated into it, starting with the Jackson 5 and ending with Frank Sidebottom.

Die Hard is a Christmas movie. That's why you get Christmas magic when you add Christmas music. Science.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Tue 22 Dec 2020, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Are you trying
to see if you can get the entire film on twitter?
 (nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 22 Dec 2020, 22:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! No.
There are 40 songs. The 12 days of Die Hard only show part of 15 songs. Maybe one bonus for Xmas if Santa says 'yes'.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Wed 23 Dec 2020, 16:45, Reply)

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