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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:06,
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note to HR, please copy and paste all listings for inclusion in next advert
10 years experience in each required
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:53,
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[SUPER SPEED] Sumo Rikishi’s Hand Print Autograph Production
After morning training (稽古Keiko) in Jungyo (巡業 sumo regional tour) season, rikishi will take some time to produce massive number of handprint autograph.
Handprints of Rikishi are said to keep away bad luck and draw good luck to your business.
These handprint autographs will be signed by Rikishi himself and delivered to business partners/supporters such as Jungyo promoters.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:35,
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someone needs to put a donk on this
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 23:51,
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He's no E Honda...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 0:16,
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ソニックブーム
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Sherbs, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 7:02,
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They were all let down by the card flipper's lack of a simple rubber thimblette.
The last guy (the one with the special red ink)could arguably beat E Honda with ease.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 16:31,
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Nah...

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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 17:57,
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Hai.

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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 25 Feb 2021, 14:57,
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You should be OK
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIhGCRIQnCA
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 13:16,
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A friend of mine wrote an article about this a few years back.
He pretty much waltzed into a high street printing place and had them make the parts without challenge.
Finally found it. Here you go.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 0:36,
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We're having a Bourgeois Lockdown!
I made this!
And we're wondering if we're going to miss it.
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enriqueponce, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:50,
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great stuff
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bonnie_prince_bob, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:12,
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Nice swan
Coincidentally, I bought a slightly more expensive than normal bottle of wine a couple of weeks ago, to be informed by a youth that it was "boujee".
(And welcome, pull up a kitten, etc. etc.)
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 19:07,
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Hey this is a good song
Have a click
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Sherbs, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 19:59,
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Yay
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Fri 26 Feb 2021, 21:23,
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We've all tried this, haven't we?
PD Macy discovered the suspect in some of the garden's foliage, as they were "making poor attempts to be a tree".
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:19,
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You know who should have investigated that?
Special branch.
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Varmint, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:58,
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Aaaàarrrrrggggghhhhh
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:55,
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He'll be pining for his freedom after being locked up
sitting there, hour after hour, ashen faced, willowing in his guilt.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:55,
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He'll be rowan the day he did that.
This is what you get when you medlar with the police.
At least it turned out oaky in the end.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:16,
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The copse were on to him in no time
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 17:36,
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They twigged when the police dog barked.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:55,
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bamboozled to begin with but then they were in a panda car
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 20:08,
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Didn't take them long to cedar man.
Cuffing him so fast his head would spinney.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:41,
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one of his buds probably grassed
I say if you cambium, join 'em. (?)
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the prick of misery pierced my foot on a spiiiike on, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:18,
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it's a fair copse, guvnor
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 22:07,
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Wood you just take a look at this lot...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 14:01,
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Why was the police dog pretending to be a tree?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 1:24,
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You'd cry too if you were in prison.
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:23,
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It's a variation of their normal contact call
but it does look like a

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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:48,
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don't worry, it's only got 3 months to go to 'til its big enough to harvest it's penis for the asian market
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:08,
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*cringes*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 15:22,
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Was expecting Little Wing
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 7:58,
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The wind frys, mary
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:00,
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If you think that's a small crowd you obviously haven't been to the same concerts as me.
Good call on the chicken, though :-)
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:26,
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"You didn't let the dog in for free,did you?"
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:47,
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I still maintain they should plug the guitars in...
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:14,
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Cool
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Sherbs, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:48,
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...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 5:01,
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What a way to be orphaned.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:37,
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I mean, for the sake of the gene pool and the survival of the species
maybe he ought to have tried this before conceiving?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:54,
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We need to invent a 'plan to conceive' pipe bomb tradition.
We don't even need to kill the idiots as long as we blow their genitals to pieces.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:10,
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I'd vote for any politician that stood on that platform
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:57,
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It'd make dating a bit different. Did you bring protection or a pipe bomb?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:19,
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Make it a Great Patriotic Tradition and we're sorted.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 16:39,
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Wow, my parents never announced their baby would have a penis
with a pipe bomb. I feel cheated.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:54,
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It's never too late
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:57,
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What with both of them recently getting vaccinated
I'd be most disappointed if they started playing with pipe bombs. Stay home, save lives, don't play with pipe bombs, save the NHS.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:38,
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I guess
Also you don't want to expose yourself for the reveal
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:01,
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Well, it's still quite cold
I'm not sure I'd be at my best.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:58,
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sooo, does that mean a boy or a girl?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:03,
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I can’t help but feel that it’s for the best.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:46,
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I am more aroused than the monkey
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 3:10,
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\o/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 5:12,
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brill
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ozof, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:19,
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Sniff!
Thank you for everything, you amazing robots!
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viocer, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:15,
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BBC obit:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56158867
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:00,
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...
www.bbc.com/pidgin/world-56162091
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 0:24,
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So that's Rob's little brother?
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GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:33,
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Because this is the most Kerbal way to get to another planet
NASA video of Perseverance landing on Mars.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:44,
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she's commenting on something that happened 10 or so minutes before, so her continued use of the word "current" as in "our current velocity" is a bit misleading
but I guess it'd be a pain and lose a lot of the drama to use the past tense
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 2:19,
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Are you on Mars then?
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 2:50,
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no, but the rover was long before they got the radio feed
I understand why they are commenting this way, as it adds to the drama and immediacy and makes it look like the events are something they can react to, which of course they can't as they're 10 minutes behind. But they could just have easily have used a neutral passive-voice like they did on the apollo mission control. Instead of "our current velocity is" like a BA pilot telling you the duty free is coming round, they could just say "velocity is x" "Parachute deployed" etc
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:52,
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Yeah, but the moon is only 1.3 seconds away.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:20,
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exactly, and they still used passive voice
"the eagle has landed" sounds better than "hey, we are touching down now"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 11:26,
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tbh that part didn’t bother me
It was the way she repeatedly said “we’re x kilometres from the surface of Mars”
As if we needed constant reminders of what planet they were aiming for.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:28,
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If I wished to be argumentative
I would say that everything we see or hear is time delayed, so life would get way too complicated
But I don't wish to be argumentative so I won't say that
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 3:11,
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I'm sure you wouldn't do that.
That would be like suggesting our choices are often unconscious and we rationalise our reasons afterwards.
Or even worse, our entire experience of external reality is a set of complex hallucinations.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 4:57,
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prezackly
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 24 Feb 2021, 1:23,
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good, because it's not a particularly apt comparison
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 10:37,
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She’s also commenting on the velocity of a remote craft relative to the Martian surface and not her own
So the use of “our” as in “our current velocity” is a bit misleading.
But the English language hasn’t got any more succinct way to express the concept of a group distributed across time and space, so I’ll let that pass.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 8:01,
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"our" denotes ownership, with the object often omitted by ellipsis, as it would be tedious to say "our spacecraft's velocity"
so it's only misleading to those who aren't smart enough to realise those in the control room are the owners of the rover.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 9:58,
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Causality is hard to understand for some.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:16,
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but irrelevant to the point, which was about the use of grammatical tense in the description of events taking place 10 minutes in the past
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 21:40,
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Because Picasso was mentioned below
I just want to say, Pablo Picasso was never called an asshole
Not like you!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 20:52,
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Also excellent:
I’m a little dinosaur
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:30,
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I used to be a little dinosaur
but then I used the cream the doctor prescribed, and it went away.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:01,
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Pablo Picasso was an asshole.
There, I said it.
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 23:13,
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Pablo Pick-assho'
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 18:24,
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Bovril
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:32,
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Real estate listing of the week
Do not disturb tenants
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:45,
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That's fine, bedroom looks ok
Patio doors onto garage a bit odd.
Whoa there!
*edit* Crikey - just realised that's where I got married, possibly to within a mile. Not entirely sure as it was outdoors and there was lots of snow!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:16,
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Needs dolling up a bit for a quick sale
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:56,
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Well that was unexpected.
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Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:28,
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From the outside I thought he might have a shooting range or maybe a wind tunnel attached...
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:31,
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Great for parties
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:46,
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parties necrophilliacs.
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:57,
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Niche 80s rom-com enthusiasts
or
RealDoll enthusiasts
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 20:45,
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Perverts, that should cover it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:10,
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...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBvZW8cGeSM
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:07,
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The bonus pic completes the nightmare
I wonder if that's where Tara the android ended up
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gub~gub cannot tell water from champagne, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 20:42,
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It's just the Fuccon family moving house.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:25,
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Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha, hahaha,...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 22:07,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=KciJJoB6OU8
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 14:24,
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Hmm
needs more Jake and Dinos.......
(the guy in pic 18 !)
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 21:12,
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A beautiful new statue of Mrs Thatcher
Local news at its finest.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:40,
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Cracking idea
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:35,
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I didn't know
Thatcher was so tall
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 20:47,
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Get a long enough pike and she can be as tall as you like.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:30,
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the genuine one would not look out of place in that house above
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benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 21:59,
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A fitting and respectful tribute
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MartinH, Tue 23 Feb 2021, 12:59,
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Wheeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:32,
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Video unavailable
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:13,
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Oh well, it was funny while it was up
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:24,
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Pfft
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The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:11,
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Said the actress to the bishop.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:47,
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Buggernation Street
NSFW
Sort of GC, but maybe it's time for a rerun.
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hadr0n Craic whore, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:01,
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Blanche Dumas - spoilt for choice
NSFW
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:15,
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Maybe Picasso wasn't such a genius after all
he just visited her and did a life-drawing while he was at it.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 15:57,
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Interesting, but so badly written.
"Many years ago who ever was born with some sort of abnormality they were discriminated from the society."
The meaning is in there if you know what you're looking for, but I don't think the writer understands how to use words.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 16:37,
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The writer left a pile of words from which to construct a meaning.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 16:57,
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A bit like Blanche Dumas' genome
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 17:01,
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FUCKING HELL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 22 Feb 2021, 18:48,
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didnt even have to try, phwoar
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 22 Feb 2021, 19:10,
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