What is it?
Not available in the US... property of some dick who won’t share the fun with me
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salamander, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 16:20,
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this
also
same director made The Mack, which ran into filming difficulties
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Sci-fi, dystopian future, Earth is overpopulated so nobody is allowed to have a baby - if you do, you risk execution. But one couple decides to have one anyway.
It's along the lines of Logan's Run or Bladerunner, except it's nowhere near as good as those. It's sorta OK-ish, but meh - you really aren't missing much.
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how to do modern English poetry
I made this!
Ronseal. Y'know the stuff; drunk in parka loudly says stuff while being miserable and self-important. (Made as a poke at a couple of friends who do a much better job of it and are actually, genuinely, brilliant). I may have drunk ale officer.
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Aussie kids entertainment stalwarts The Wiggles perform unlikely cover of "Elephant" by Tame Impala
Includes classic and current Wiggles.
Salve for the soul.
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Is this the hot potato hot potato people?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 18:56,
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I've been told
they are up there with the highest record selling musical artists.
Don't know how true that is, but it wouldn't surprise me that some Aussie kids program I'd never heard of until I was told that was selling huge amounts of records.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 13:12,
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I knew a bloke, an actor whose career went a bit south, who ended managing a wiggles cover group
the original wiggles licence them out like a franchise. they're rolling in cash
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 13:51,
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Affable old bloke talks about mushrooms.
It's a video in which a bloke, whom I'd describe as both old (which is to say, at the very least, older than I, though admittedly not as old as some other people, or, indeed, things) and affable (granted that I have no evidence for this beyond an inference from his demeanour here), talks about what we might colloquially categorise as mushrooms (or, though he does not use the word, toadstools) - the which colloquial categorisation extends in a way that is strictly speaking biologically and taxonomically incorrect to encompass slime-moulds.
I hope this is enough of a description.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:48,
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Nice!
Will watch after work.
Have you seen Fantastic Fungi? Check it out if you can...
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:53,
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yeah, but I didn't like their second album
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 11:54,
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Fantastic images, will watch it properly later.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 15:54,
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They look amazing - I might even watch it with the missus
I find things that glow naturally fascinating - when I spent some time in Chicago I was in awe of the fireflies that lit up the gardens at night.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 16:51,
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I can hear The Battle Of Endor that’s can hear raging in the background.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 19:19,
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Cough Monophyletic clade cough
[Registers for a PCR]
He must be a really fun guy, eh?
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I thought I’d watch a couple of minutes to see what it was like
Ended up watching the whole thing straight through. Loved it!
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LP, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 13:19,
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVxPy6cWE_A
There was a fungus among us!
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Drone goes bowling
Give that pilot a medal.
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:29,
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who needs drones?
just throw your camera at the right time petapixel.com/2017/05/05/skier-got-epic-drone-shots-throwing-gopro/
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 2:09,
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Shame this came out in black and white
They must have set the camera up wrong. Better luck next time.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 13 Mar 2021, 12:51,
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First 10s is the attack on the Death Star.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 15:12,
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The original is still the best
Police Squad
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CockGripShaftingSleeve, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 19:29,
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pretty good flight control, even if it did take 12 takes
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 2:04,
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Someone should do a link to the video.
Here it is...
youtu.be/VgS54fqKxf0
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Sat 13 Mar 2021, 12:52,
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lol thanks
was wondering why the op didnt work!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 14 Mar 2021, 4:13,
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He's not gonna make much money busking like this
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:28,
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Skipped through hoping he'd fall off or ride into a post.
Sadly he doesn't.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:32,
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Bastard!
The least I can do is give him a click!
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Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:32,
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Strange.
The least I can do is not to give him a click.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:51,
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And yet, if you look at the passers-by on the vid,
that's precisely what they're not doing.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 15:14,
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Probably as he's not using a loudspeaker
So for most pedestrians he'd be just a bloke on a skateboard.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 16:59,
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I thought he was using his phone as a speaker
but I think you're right, I can hear the skrateboard reverberating but not the guitar.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 18:43,
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really should be "crosstown traffic"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 13 Mar 2021, 2:00,
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Another Brexit Success!
Trade with the EU down 40.7%, losing us £5.6 Billion in a month!
Will the benefits of this great idea never end!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 11:04,
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So we're just going to pretend that everything was normal, we didn't re-enter a national lockdown, and the EU didn't enter national lockdowns or unilaterally shut the border because of the Covid strain found in Kent?
Not even going to read the actual article where it's spelled out that it's a temporary blip? Nope. All 100% Brexit.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 11:46,
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stop the clock
www.express.co.uk/news/politics/1402555/brexit-news-boris-johnson-liar-leave-EU-cost-french-ambassador-sylvie-bermann
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Might have know you'd turn up with an old story in which someone from the EU calls us names.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 13:13,
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plenty of British people will call the Brexits names
if you prefer good old fashioned home-grown abuse
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As usual read beyond the headline and it turns out to be a non story
“Experts said the scale of the decline in January trade was unlikely to be permanent because there was evidence companies stockpiled goods before the Brexit deadline, meaning they would not need to send as many shipments as usual in January. The decline was lower than a 68% plunge anticipated by road hauliers, while the ONS said there were signs trade had started to pick up at the end of the month.”
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since there's a few people on here that's pro-brexit.
Do you have any lists of the advantages it brings?
the closest one I've been given was about immigration control from EU. but the governments ability to control the immigration from external to EU has been non existent. (I really do not think it's much of an advantage)
(, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 13:54, Reply)
Blue passports?
We can lower our food standards so we can import cheap meat from the USA.
We don't have to let so many Polish or Romanians in now so when we need to make up for a declining population we can import brown people to do our menial works, but we can deport then when we've had enough.
What else?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:01,
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we had a couple of years of that
The one that sticks in the mind is that apparently being out of the EU means we can tear up all the red tape surrounding newts, bulldoze a load of newt ponds and build houses on them. But beyond that, nothing
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But I thought that's what bribing local officials was for.
Or bulldozing the lot while no one is looking.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:53,
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A few pro-brexit cunts here you say?
I thought Mr. Penis killed himself and Prufrock isn't allowed to vote.
Who am I missing?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:38,
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There were quite a few
A lot of them got laughed off here as the whole process unfolded on the news
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It's funny
My recollection is that you - most enjoyably you - did a lot of pearl-clutching over imagined disasters that never came to pass, we mocked you continually, and then hard Brexit happened and all your weird status-seeking loyalty to some useless old fucking Belgians lay in ruins. It was fucking delicious.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 12 Mar 2021, 18:34,
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You must be from the Brexit parallel universe.
What's it like in there?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 18:47,
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The thing is
That the hard Brexit parallel universe actually happened. And - brace yourself - you're in it! Tell us how it feels.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 12 Mar 2021, 19:18,
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I see the problem here.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 20:32,
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Zero import tarrifs on flick knives
and likewise on exports of Norman Wisdom DVD's. Bet the EU couldn't pull a deal like that off!!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:53,
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Vaccines!
All home grown and we can keep them all to ourselves if we want!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 17:03,
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the uk has tied AZ exporting vaccines down with a contract, this would have been the case inside the EU.
one of the clever things the uk government has done, so they can now point to the EU and shout bad people doing vaccine nationalism.
I'm only seeing negatives
www.lawgazette.co.uk/news/uk-to-depart-from-gdpr/5107685.article
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I wouldn’t get too stressed, life in britain was always going to get gradually shittier
Each year more William hills and off licences on the high street, chained up at night like a war zone. Everything that was elegant or public broken up and replaced with something awful. The few nice places left either overcrowded or priced beyond most peoples means. All brexit was ever going to do was speed up the decline.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 22:54,
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Legit concerns
Purely hypothetical, mind...
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:31,
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Marvellous
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:38,
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James O’Brien is a serious journalist.
He speaks to loonies that phone radio station talk shows. He has his finger on the pulse.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:59,
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Whose argument are you responding to with this random knobbery?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:42,
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Nothing wrong with a bit of random knobbery.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 17:40,
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It's what the internet is for.
But I wonder who he's trying to upset..? James O'Brien is brutally honest about his lack of journalistic credentials and the lowbrow nature of his job.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 18:55,
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Could be honest despair - "has his finger on the pulse".
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 21:49,
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so if i had a sausage in grimsby does the covid app let me tell my wife im having an ice cream in lanzarote
thats what he really wants to know
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 13:04,
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Having a sausage in Grimsby,
has to be a euphemism.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 15:14,
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Megabats take out power grid
As foretold, the Third Sign of The Apocalypse
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 5:30,
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When will Australians get the message that God doesn’t want them to live there?
You’d have thought that the snakes, spiders and crocs would be enough of a clue.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 8:29,
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Sssssh! Let them stay there. Otherwise they might want to come over here...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:26,
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But who will work behind the bar if they don’t?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:39,
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When oh when will people understand that we want BRITISH JOBS FOR BRITISH RACISTS?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 17:03,
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On the back of the Superman video
Sound mixing is very important in horror movies
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What's the sound source?
I recognise it, but can't remember from where.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:07,
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It's a song called Chagaron
Went viral as Batman on drugs
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:17,
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Ahhhhh, yes. That's the one.
I was orbiting around its being Homer Simpson.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:33,
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Oh, lord.
It's actually a real thing.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 10:36,
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It was a parody of mumble rap
...at least I think it was a parody.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 12 Mar 2021, 12:52,
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It definitely *was* a parody.
The question is whether that was intentional or not.
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The story I read at the time
was that the vocalist bloke had laid this down as a placeholder until he wrote some proper lyrics, and his mates in the studio fell about laughing so he kept it as is.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 22:42,
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never seen this before
going to steal it to reply to people waffling shit
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I'm OK with that if it is
although it might get old quickly. Unless they use a dubbed foreign version of the film and put subtitles on.
(, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 16:27, Reply)
You could have a three part gag
1. Original sound clip they listen to e.g. a bit from downfall
2. 'filtered' sound clip e.g. a bit from something else
3. replace the 'libertate me' bit with something else for the punch line
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always like a fart gag
A mate of my dads, now retired, was a gaffer, doing the lighting on quite a few fillums. He worked on one with christopher reeve, some shit film called the Aviator in the 80s. "nice bloke but thick as a plank" was his summation of reeve
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 21:39,
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Neil Tyson has a good bit on Superman farts.
They should have qualities in line with his other superpowered orifices, basically.
Or, you know, maybe that's how he flies.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 21:42,
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Ah Larry Niven, the old dirty bastard.
Rishathra.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 0:49,
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Right. Fine. I am about eight years old. I must be
because that was brilliant!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 7:42,
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Chuffley
NSFW
I made this!
Daft thing I've started doing. NSFW for swearin's.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMIAVbxi90w
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You forgot to click 'I made this'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 17:34,
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Well, now, you learn something every day
more please MORE MORE MORE!!!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 7:56,
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Moments Before the Meghan / Oprah Interview
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 15:53,
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i lolled hard
*wipes tea from screen
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 12 Mar 2021, 12:35,
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Greatest aussie batsmen two volume encyclopedia
instagramophone link
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 11:55,
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Does this phenomenon (showing landscape videos in postage stamp size due to reorientating to portrait) have a name?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 14:11,
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Indiana Media Industry Network?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 17:48,
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instagram only support landscape video on mobiles, but not desktop
so the phenomenon is called "Watch App Not Computer Enabled Reception", or Wancer for short
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 22:14,
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Happy 40th Birthday ZX81!
(on the 20th March)
As told by a fairly boring non-misogynist.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 11:49,
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I had one.
I knew PCs were the future, but I couldn't get my head around programming. It seemed so unrewarding with ZX-81 and no storage. Best I ever managed was a game of Asteroids.
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Varmint, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 12:26,
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'twas my first computer
Fond memories of that black plastic wedge.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 12:38,
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Remember seeing one or a TS1000 that a friend had when a bunch of us were round one night, might as well have been the monkeys with the monolith for all we understood at the time
emulator
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A B3ta favourite & one of my favourites.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 17:36,
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One of my fondest memories
now where's that bluetack!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 16:13,
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I still remember the novelty of writing words on the telly.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 17:38,
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I've got ten boxed zx81s in the attic
I have to buy one if I see one. I can't help it.
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I should get one, but i'm mainly after an Acorn Atom and Commodore Pet, but they're crazy prices
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I've got a couple of Atoms somewhere at the family home.
Got them for free when my school's computer department was having a clear out in the late '80s.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 20:40,
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they're worth a fair bit now, alternatively if your looking to sell one, hassle free to a good home.
it was my very first computer to write a program on - none of the programs really worked tho, but writing on the screen was mesmerising (also the clicky keyboard and the smell of warmed plastic - ummm)
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I'm aware that they've appreciated in recent years
Not seen them for years, though, and no idea where they are or in what condition.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 22:35,
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i think the zx81 was all a ploy to make the 48k look amazing
i still occasionally play a couple of PS1 games for a week or so, then go back to xbox one and it looks amazing again. Its all about perspective. I also sometimes shit in the garden just to enjoy the luxury of the in house toilet the next day
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 20:42,
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I sometimes play PS1 Tekken 3
To remind me when fighting games were (a) good and balanced and (b) you got the whole game on the disk and didn't have to patch it every other day for an online mode you don't want or put up with constant nagging to buy more DLC. And then I bought Star Wars Squadrons VR because it's made by EA and I hate myself.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 11:32,
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I also just wrote a new ZX Spectrum game.
It features a speedy rolled-up cartoonish mammal named "Roger the Pangolin".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 11:36,
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post a link to it then y'maniac! :D
dont forget to click you made this!
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Turboesprit Volume knob, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 13:00,
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You misspelled Bushido Blade.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 14:48,
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40 years!
I remember getting a loan of a ZX80, which had a mighty 1K of memory, and a flat membrane keyboard. It looked like something that came free in a packet of cereal, but typing your own programmes seemed amazing.
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The tense moment where the display disappeared while it calculated.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 15:47,
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A lot less learning for me in this one compared to the last episode (I was messing around with LEDs when I was a kid)
although it's only quite recently that I've had any dealings with LED strips.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 11 Mar 2021, 17:28,
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The people on that laugh track are dead now
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 12 Mar 2021, 13:27,
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