Stewart Lee: Unreliable Narrator
Just the sort of thing I'd expect to be posted but hasn't. Pretty sure. BBC sounds link. KD Lang has let herself go.
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unclepills, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:42,
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Why would you post a picture of Ali Campbell
to accompany this link? Fake news.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 17:38,
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It's only 21 mins long
for some reason it includes 36mins of the program that followed it - vestibule, which arguably is better. Love a bit of Bob Dylan me, he's so authentic.
Only joking.... Kevin Eldon bonus material in the second part
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 19:15,
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Not that I have found
Sometimes I see bbc podcasts turn up on acast or elsewhere after the week's first repeat.
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unclepills, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 22:33,
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You actually want me to bathe in the smug of Stewart "Fuck Me I'm Clever" Lee?
You wouldn't be so cruel surely
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:27,
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This year's Estonian black stork nest cam
Looks like Karl II and Kaia are having a more productive nesting season than last year's. Karl II spent winter in central Africa. Kaia is un-GPSed
Live from Karula National Park
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:06,
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Birds are weird
freaky dinosaur things, very hard to relate
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Zuowan, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:27,
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They regurgitate food and shit everywhere
What's not to relate
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:27,
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Yay
Hopefully all 3 chicks make it. They all look well fed and content
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 15:24,
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They still look monstrous though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:00,
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As you do staring into the mirror every morning ;)
Tad harsh but most bird chicks do look like shit and a bit unsettling. These are just big and a bit weirder.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:22,
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Aaaand one to enjoy for the comments section
who are all rather disappointed in the omission of one of the more viral achievements of their Spot robot from this highlight reel.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Jun 2021, 23:37,
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www.theguardian.com/business/2020/dec/15/more-than-half-of-uk-furloughed-jobs-at-risk-of-automation-report
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 9:41,
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Yep
Honestly half the people I know can be made redundant by a good enough spreadsheet.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:26,
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I've offered several times to write the five lines of code it would take to replace most train drivers.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:33,
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Not the steam ones, obviously.
That's a proper job.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 16:34,
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Glasscock from not long ago
But I've finally got around to watching The Stone Tapes and wanted to thank whoever linked it so this'll have to do. Fucking brilliant.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 16 Jun 2021, 23:17,
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Love Nigel Kneale
So many different stories and they almost always seem to pull back and reveal this ancient suppressed species memory. And he is the dad in the mog books too.
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Zuowan, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 10:29,
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Finally something beautiful on Fesshole
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 19:48,
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At my parents house I can see my dad's Peugeot 405 on the driveway
He has been dead for ten years now. Makes me a bit sad but also brings back memories. The village were so proud of that car. They were having a competition to see how long it could continue to pass its MOT.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 16 Jun 2021, 19:50,
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This is an interesting Twitter account
I'm going to follow @fesshole now.
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rob, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 20:47,
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You should promote it a bit more
I don't think you've mentioned it
(Seriously though this is a genuinely nice confession and I do very much like Fesshole)
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My grandad died 8 years ago
But he's still on Google Maps. They blurred his face and cock though
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 11:31,
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and it's reached the beeb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-57511055
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rob, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 14:30,
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And that is the state of "Journalism" today
Zoe Kleinman -
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:45,
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The Wicker Man With the Golden Gun
I made this!
Apart from the fact that both The Wicker Man (1973) and The Man With the Golden Gun (1975) starred Christopher Lee and Britt Ekland, there were enough similarities between the island arrival scenes in each to attempt a cut-and-shut. I shoved the clips in Final Cut and, with minimal tweaking, it basically mashed itself.
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mozza, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 19:34,
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Uncanny
I love this almost as much as that scene where Britt Ekland slaps a wall in the nuddie.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 22:05,
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Stop trying to ruin my wank fantasies.
Next you'll be telling me those weren't real bees is the Nicholas Cage remake.
I don't care. I can still knock one out.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 12:08,
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And Britt wasn’t happy about the size of the arse of her body double either
But its definitely her that is topless.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:05,
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Must have seen this a few times but at 0:59 there's two outrider? floats one on each side
but when he lands around 1:11 there's only one
witchcraft and sorcery I tell 'ee
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Strange that - well spotted.
Interesting aside: the Seabee didn't have any wing ribs.
www.seabee.info/rc3_spec.htm
#anorak
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ripped off during low level flying while filming apparently, bet that was fun
http://www.seabee.info/rc3_105.htm
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How fitting: the aircraft from The Wicker Man got destroyed by fire
aviation-safety.net/wikibase/233531
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I like this guy. His ‘hidden dip’ vid is short and sweet too.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 17:09,
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*reads last paragraph*
Wait.... What?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 21:32,
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That hotel looks lovely.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 23:01,
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As long as you don't mention the elephant in the room
It's okay if you mention it in the lift or the lobby
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 7:36,
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It's the way the colour coordinated soil pipes break up the expanse of pebbledash.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:16,
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Like somebody visited a council estate in Leeds and said "that's the look I want for my prison!"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 14:39,
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seems like they didn't want more pachys coming over
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 23:40,
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He seems quite the character
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 7:57,
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He wants to shoot it.
Haven't you ever heard of the Lincolnshire Poacher?
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 8:52,
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Have you been listening to Number Stations again?
The white goose flies tonight.
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Varmint, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:01,
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Why are local news outlets always obsessed with everyone's age?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 9:52,
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Possibly a way of helping the reader decide if the person named is the one they know
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My baby just cares for me.
I made this!
Allegedly,but she is now in France surrounded by Baguettes.
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I enjoyed it, though I feel it would have had more impact in a smoky bar instead of on ikea furniture.
speaking of lockdown, you seem to have swum against the tide and gone respectable in the hair department, chasbo. Was it a job interview?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 11:00,
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Nah man, I had to attend a court case for a bad hair style infraction.
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Centuries of Sound - 1936
I made this!
Another soundscape of original music, films, newsreels, etc. - this time for 1936. Still free to stream, mp3 download is just a sample, for reasons.
I divided this one into monthly sections as it was getting a bit unwieldy, hopefully I can restrain myself and keep 1937 under three hours.
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Zuowan, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 16:48,
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Something about its stance is disturbing
but then I'm all "awww" when the thunder breaks
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:13,
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and a few days later it was like...
I own the night!
I am death on silent wings!
All voles fear me!
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a fan of Henri myself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q34z5dCmC4M
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 4:18,
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That is fantastic
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:46,
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L' enfer, c' est les hairballs.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 10:50,
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Silent but violent?
The science. Apols for annoying vsauce, but it's relevent info
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 1:22,
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Farts are far more complex than that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 4:11,
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I can't watch this, obviously. Is there a less aggrevating source of whatever information this is?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 14:01,
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No, this is the one source of truth
Through pain, enlightenment
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 20:54,
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Then I'm headed straight to Samsara because vsauce is literally intolerable.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 13:55,
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he is truly a terrifyingly awful human being
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 19:54,
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Surely Name of the Week winner?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 0:51,
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interested to know what a Grinter is
Doesn't sound good
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 1:16,
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I that real(ity) I wonder? Or was she named after a much-loved racehorse?
My favourite name so far this year is the head of the NFU: Minette Batters.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 15 Jun 2021, 12:12,
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My favourite racehorse on the other hand is 'Hoof Hearted'
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 22:35,
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At least her middle name isn't Show
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 15:00,
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Let's all find out together
what Milton Keynes will be like in the year 2020.
As imagined in 1995.
Bet it's still a shithole.
Reality: No trams, no redevelopment, no redway extension, economy down the shitter.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 23:29,
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you're clearly not a skinthusiast
that likes mini facials and teddy bears
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You are correct, sir
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 11:01,
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The place shown in the video
only exists in the mind of the person who made the film. None of it became reality.
The reality is a core of run down temporary housing that is still standing 40 years later filled with chavs and a balanced mix of immigrants surrounded by an outer area of new builds populated by mainly white IT workers with 2.4 children.
Orbiting Milton Keynes, the rich live in satellite villages well away from the town.
It is a soulless place that most of the residents do not wish to live in, but fail to have the imagination or impetus to move away from.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 19:46,
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It all went to shit
When they bulldozed The Sanctuary and Rollers and turned it into an ikea.
Milton Keynes Museum is a gem though.
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LP, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 23:21,
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Legend
look at the state of this absolūt unit
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 19:13,
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The education system has evidently failed.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 20:59,
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I don’t use Twitter
But presumably it wouldn’t allow me to ask “Is there an I-Spy Book Of Fat Cunts that I could score twenty points in?” if I did?
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 19:48,
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Why *ON EARTH* would I do that!?
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 16 Jun 2021, 21:09,
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Yes, he tried to mate with this elephant seal
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 0:02,
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A bit of lube to get that seal to sit in its Gove.
Before Torquay it down.
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having accidentally dropped a fish next to a passing politician
this was viewed as a generous donation so the walrus is now returning home with the hearty thanks of a grateful party and a contract for the production of disposable aprons
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There's a whale in the Thames?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 21:42,
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Why would anyone want to watch...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 22:07,
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must have spotted a packet of monster munch in the surf
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 0:56,
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Absolute unit?
Which unit? Short ton?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 13:15,
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I never thought Gromit needed a cock
But now I will consider it an omission in all the other films.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 17:40,
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fokin synthwave
I made this!
I had not much else to do during lockdown than make up this stuff
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colmcq2, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:23,
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I keep going back to his Just Enough Washing Up Liquid Residue song when I need a giggle
found this gem.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 9:38,
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That was one of those rare comic songs that works reasonalbly well
- despite the verse chorus verse chorus format
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 10:00,
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This man has a criminally low number of subscribers.
Well, he's got one more now.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 11:27,
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Yeah, I very much agree
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 14:00,
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This one has always been my favourite
youtu.be/DzHc837kwzI
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 14 Jun 2021, 17:42,
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That had me giggling a lot
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 15 Jun 2021, 9:35,
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