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This is a link post DJ, bike - bike, DJ...


(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post I really don't understand
how noise pollution has become something to celebrate.

Maybe I'm just old.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder what the reaction would be
if it were a video of teenagers playing drum ‘n bass on their phones on a bus.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Sure it's noise but at least it's only just passing by.
I like what this guy is doing.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 11:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Seems fairly harmless and fun.

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ Super This

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 23:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post the Dobler effect

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 13:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fa bless
You knows it
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 18:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post there's an old guy who does a similar thing near me
Endlessly touring round the neighbourhood with a ghetto blaster strapped to his bike blaring out highway to hell or some such. Everyone thinks he's a twat.

I can only assume the difference is he's not on social media
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 9:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nah
the only difference is he's not in Bristol.

You see that sort of thing all the time round these parts
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post closest we get in my bit of bristol is an old bloke on a motorbike who plays classic rock loudly
and a man in a car with speakers on his roof who drives around once a week shouting something entirely incomprehensible.*

Both of them trigger all the dogs in the road, including next doors Alsatian who once started will bark and howl continuously for an hour straight. It usually shuts up just in time to be set off again by the icecream van.

This is all lovely when I'm working from home and on a call with customers.

* I assume it's either political or religious, either way I have no idea as his diction and microphone technique are terrible and I can't catch a single word
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post we may all be thinking of the same person of course

(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really?
You'd be bothered by this guy going past you playing his music ONCE then riding off on his lovely cargo bike to another town next week?

While other people enjoy the music and the spectacle? And for that matter, promoting active travel?

I think you've overdone the indignation on this one. And I speak as a respectable old git myself.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 15:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They do this in Marseille with sexy house music.
Natch.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:35, , Reply)
This is a link post RAAAAAAAAAAAA
RAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAA. Raaaaaa.

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post RAAARRGGGGHHAAAUYYAAA

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You do know
that someone took the time to write some subtitles for them, which you can see if you turn on CC subtitles.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post FUCKING HELL

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Look at the back legs on the fucker. He could jump in that car window in a second if he wanted to.

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 22:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shirley yelling goats?

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Love the big bunny feet

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post /links?

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 8:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post More civilised than the dik-diks
youtu.be/3QTuFooT9No?t=12
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 9:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post arguing over who is the bigger Jedward fan

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 13:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post \o/

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cor, fantastic

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Way cool
Amazing skills
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazing.
Then we end up with bang-bang-wollop shite like Transformers.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post that's really good
not Transformers good, but still quite well done nevertheless
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 13:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe there is a Transformer one too?

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 15:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Simply tip over a container of paper clips for an exciting Transformers action scene on your desk.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 21:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Amazingly talented folk out there

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 23:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post really incredible stuff
bit of a shame that it seems to be such a male-dominated interest
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 2:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post I sort of understand that viewpoint
But at the same time, provided an imbalance isn’t due to bullying or prejudice, surely other people’s activities shouldn’t control a person’s choices in what they do simply due to a shared, but ultimately irrelevant, characteristic.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 18:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Men and Women
subtly trend towards liking different things. Even a small difference in preferences or skill can make a huge difference once you are selecting for the top 1-2%, essentially eliminating one group or the other.

Assuming a standard bell curve, even a difference of just 1-2% in ability (or people with the greatest ability choosing a different career) means that at the top 1% there can be a 100-1 difference or more in the numbers of each group.

In combination with The Norwegian Paradox, this explains the massive difference in the numbers of men and women getting to the top of fields such as this, without it being the fault of 'The Patriarchy'.

Women, for example, are more likely than men to choose public sector careers. This contributes to the pay gap (public sector jobs tend to pay less) and limits the pool of female talent available for top private sector roles.

Last year, researchers in the US and UK found that countries with an existing culture of gender equality have a smaller proportion of women taking degrees in science, technology and mathematics (STEM).

When given the total freedom to choose the career they prefer, women trend away from technical careers.

How to have equality then? Do you allow people to choose the career they prefer, or do you force them into one they do not want to do to enforce gender equality across all jobs?

There will be a lot of unhappy Binwomen if you do...
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post ironically mansplainy and quite unnecessary
but cheers
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You need to stop hanging around incel MRAs.

(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't
I do my own research and avoid being indoctrinated by either viewpoint.

Unfortunately, these days, a neutral objective viewpoint that ascertains real reasons for social imbalances is seen negatively.
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice try
but putting 'the patriarchy' in quotes sort of kicks you off the fence, m8
(, Wed 23 Jun 2021, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post So 5 artists won some prizes the guy blagged from graphics companies and 2395 artists got fuck all for all their time and hard work other than "exposure"?
Arsehole, making money off other people and maintaining the belief that animation and art doesn't need paying for.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 7:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post isn't that how most competitions work?

(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 10:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post it's a con pretending to be a competition
A Youtube person getting free content and hits from hundreds of thousands of hours of unpaid work.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 11:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post no-one gets paid in any competition
Unless he didnt dole out the prizes to the winners or misrepresented the terms and conditions to the entrants I cant see how it could be a con.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post ffs sad toast, pull your head in
the submissions are all on the record and everyone seems to be enjoying themselves. congrats to the winners, right? lovely stuff.
(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that's depressing
Did anyone think about calling the police?
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 10:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post you can hear someone say they're on their way

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see
I just read about this in the news.
Bunch of twats.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post It’s the way they bounce like they think they’re boxers that gets me chuckling
And normally seeing them try karate kicks that they’ve seen in films gets a laugh, but in this case it actually looked like a fairly competent attempt.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Anybody who has spent time in a gym and sparred
knows that smacking barefisted a drunk untrained person leads to:
"I hit You, you hit the floor, the ambulance hits 60."
Then you have to deal with the plod and/or a broken hand.

Source: youtu.be/RHIr4YCHBok?t=17
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hitting someone in the mouth with bare knuckles
is likely to hurt you almost as much as it hurts them. I have a scar on my right hand as memento of my foolishness.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 12:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Always punch them in the dick.
Gotcha!
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 12:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Then a few years dealing with cellmates.

(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Little slimey skangers"

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a link post Car with missing tyre and eight people inside stopped
Car with missing tyre and eight people inside stopped

Car with missing tyre and eight people inside stopped


(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Car with missing tyre and eight people inside stopped?

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Car with missing tyre and eight people inside stopped.

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eight people with missing car and tyre inside stopped?

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post To say nothing of the upside down child in the footwell

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post How does it smell?

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 12:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post How much
was the catering?
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 13:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post
They don't make them like they used to.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 0:01, , Reply)
This is a link post It's been a rough week.


(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 23:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's such a great post
You did good!
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 2:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 5:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post I shall now have nice day!
Cheers.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 23:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fucking brilliant!!

(, Mon 21 Jun 2021, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post
That crappy repair was a dick move.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post They cocked up

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 7:45, , Reply)
This is a link post An 'ad' by the Finnish tax administration.
I like how they're using my tax-euros for this. It provides tax info to the public whilst being silly.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post mahtava!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 20:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Torille!

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 7:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Another for 'Now that's what i call publicly funded' vol 1
Bank of Jamaica
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Things you never see - George Carlin
youtu.be/9X0F1Qjn0Ac

I think one of the Jackass team crossed off “a man taking a shit at top speed” but I can’t find it online, fortunately.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Still as unfunny as ever I see. How he made a career out of stand up is beyond me.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 19:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Carlin was a pioneer of 'observational' stand-up in the '60s
His material is not particularly outstanding by modern standards but it was ground breaking in its time. We might not have had Seinfeld, Bill Hicks or Richard Pryor if not for Carlin.
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post The challenges
being set in the latest series of Sewing Bee are getting ridiculous
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a link post Cryptopica 006 - prize topical cryptic crossword I made this!
Latest one got a teensy bit sweary. Not as excessively hardcore sweary as the explicitly sweary ones I used to do, mind.

Printable PDF here: drive.google.com/file/d/1rfDlD3BbVtlFpJlDIDnklxrO4JVxkIOx/view?usp=sharing

AcrossLite PUZ file here: drive.google.com/file/d/1FxYB8GvHoRf7KVEd3lVR4A9E9dWkC0XN/view?usp=sharing

Entry details are in the pic below or PDF.

Good luck!


(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do like these, but I only usually get about 70% complete

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Happy to give tantalising hints on request when you get stuck. ;)
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 23:16, , Reply)
This is a link post Proud Australia
A little music video about the origins of down under :D

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I liked that

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Nice

(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's both weird and heartening that the truth of the colonial past is coming out
Weird because the truth wasn't widely known by white folks when I was a kid, and it's always freaky to find that there's a grimmer story you were never told - and heartening that times have changed enough that big institutions want to be seen getting on side with that truth.
(, Sat 19 Jun 2021, 18:32, , Reply)
This is a link post something will happen in 28 minutes

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Who does a premiere at 3pm on a Friday?
Jelle, apparently. Madness. Marble madness.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post wow, that was intense!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post
The Mexican Wave was a touch of class
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post friend of my lived in a converted church and had a similarly interesting garden
badgers would regularly dig up human bones and they phoned the vicar who used to run the place to ask what to do "just dig a hole and shove them back in, that's what I used to do"
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha buy it.
This is your chance, buy a divinity degree and set up the B3ta members FUNeral service.
Magenta gravestones and all.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Could live with the graves, inside is dreadful however

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Eh?
It's not particularly to my taste, but what's dreadful about it? It's clean, exceptionally spacious, and comfortable.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post suspect they didnt get an architect involved in the conversion
suburban kitchen plonked in a corner
subdivision of that massive room is generally poor and the furniture is lost in it
fireplace off the flintstones
unconvincing gothic tat everywhere, because it's a church, right?
great big fox hunting pictures on the wall
Smooth fm playing on the widescreen

I'm looking for a Keep Calm and Carry on poster, I'm absolutely certain it's there somewhere
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post most of the decor would be gone
and I don't think it's dreadful but there is something awkward about the layout.

But, and I seem to be alone in this, I really think actual *rooms* are underrated. Who TF wants to work at that desk with someone listening to smooth FM and someone else cooking with no walls between you.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you're probably right
They're difficult spaces to convert but I'd forget the banqueting hall and the mezzanine. Could be ace
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 15:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post I pity the poor bastard who has to mow around those gravestones.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Biomass Heating Throughout"

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a link post PopMaster Remixed I made this!
I took my scissors to the revered Radio 2 morning pop quiz. Enjoy.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Good stuff!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post You’re very welcome to my cunting time.
That was good.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 22:08, , Reply)
This is a link post Dark, very dark art
Abandoned houses deep in rotting forests, disaster areas,
amusement park rides and etc. provide backgrounds for
somehow kinda hopeful yet gloomy fantasy illustrations.
Very strange!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 4:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post very nice arts
ty
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a link post Chav Brass


(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 3:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this a legit "Chav band"
or are they just dressing that way satirically? I checked your band Facepalm page - so you basically get together for one parade in a year?
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 3:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's a scratch band I think - at least I hope it is.
RNCM - Royal Northern College of Music students according to the comments on the book of face Whit Friday Marches is a competition held once a year on Whit Friday would you believe? I don't think Chav Brass won any prizes.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 4:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The things one learns about colorful local native traditions!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whit_Friday
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 5:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post or even
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whit_Friday it was held on-line in 2020 and this year

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKnspD3ks5o
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure satire is the right word for upper middle class people dressing up as working class people.
I'd go with ridicule, classism or snobbery, but then I am a communist nazi jew loving SJW.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You don't know any RNCM students do you?
plenty are working class, especially the brass players
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 16:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Communist nazi jew loving SJWs love nothing more than sneering at the working class.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post They don't have 'Wakes week' instead they have 'Woke week'

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't.
I fully admit I am being prejudiced by assuming that music colleges are attended chiefly by the well to do classes. However I've seen more than my fair share of colleges of music (Leeds Uni, RCM in London, Brum Conservatoire). I didn't notice a lot of regional accents at such places. People used a lot of consonants when they laughed. Copies of Wodehouse being passed around. I am not exaggerating.

I am certain that there are even fewer working class people represented at such places now (based on the falling numbers of WC/'LPN' university admissions).

Not sure what your link is supposed to illustrate. Are we guessing class based on surnames? If so, there are not many Smiths, Joneses, Owenses, etc, compared to the Stockhausens, de Waals, Barbers, Thorntons, Websters, and so on.
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 19:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really enjoyed the vibe in this!
Lovely
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post absolutely hatstand,
Joyous
click
(, Sun 20 Jun 2021, 23:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Fuck New Orleans, the pipegeist has moved on.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:53, , Reply)
This is a link post The Big Breakfast video
Sent me here. I feel attacked.

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post ha!
quite on point with lockdown
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 4:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 9:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Repost!
Two down fella
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No
That was the big breakfast one I was referring to
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 12:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I first encountered
him on this:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmmdH5vcnKw

definite b3ta vibe
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I
concur
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 14:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Most of his stuff is pretty ace
I feel personally attacked by his 'repress it' vid
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 17:02, , Reply)
This is a link post 9 seconds of confusion.


(, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 23:03, , Reply)
This is a link post This made me snort into my tea in an undignified manner
worth it *dunks hash brown into cuppa*

(, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post
made me snigger, especially about my memories on the spoons big breakfast

drop 4 caps on mothers day? daft q - is that acid?
(, Thu 17 Jun 2021, 20:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post

(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 2:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Not the TV show?
Still OK!
(, Fri 18 Jun 2021, 4:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post
This even cheered my brother up, the miserable bastard.
(, Tue 22 Jun 2021, 8:48, , Reply)

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