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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:50,
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Love this band
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:12,
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New to me
and I like it. Great tune.
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Varmint, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:59,
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^ This
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:52,
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This band has fuelled my summer so far. Antipodean aceness. Amy is well quality.
See also;
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6UQ0Pcysac
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:46,
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energy!
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ozof, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 2:31,
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There are meds for this.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:01,
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Great track
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Sherbs, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:52,
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Euros 2020 is revenge for Eurovision
I made this!
Two of the greatest spectator events finally united.
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dogfood, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:48,
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I'm sure the commentators will make no reference to any of the following
Bacon
Vikings
Butter
Lur-ing them in
pastries
fairy stories or Hans Christian Andersen
Hamlet
the little mermaid
dancing in the streets of Copenhagen
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:31,
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Hopefully they'll mention Lego hair, hygge and dead ferrets
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:43,
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Viggo Mortensen! Søren Kierkegaard! Caroline Wozniacki! Mads Mikkelsen! Sandi Toksvig! Sandi Toksvig! Your boys took a hell of a beating!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:35,
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That's only if they beat Norway
and find Norwegian names to mention
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:48,
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I reckon Viggo must be short for Vigorous Mortensen
huh, modern parents *tsk*
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:07,
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it's going to open with Hamlet's soliloquy in full
And then Martin Keown will say something
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:52,
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Definitely heard
Great Dane.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:00,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Little twat
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:14,
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Exactly my response
I believe the phrase often said by the young people of today is "Fuck around and find out"
Well, he certainly found out what happens if you fuck around, pissed, on drugs, uninsured on a motorbike, kicking car wing mirrors off.
Little fucker seems like the local asshole who spends all day doing what he can to piss other people off. Well, it certainly looks like he pissed off the driver of the orange punto.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:58,
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"Fuck around a fuck around and soon you won't be around, motherfucker."
~ James E. Cornette
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:46,
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Burger towel at the ready.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:13,
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Oof that was a clattering
For a mo there, i thought he was getting reversed over too
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unclepills, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:35,
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Twat had a lesson
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:21,
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A few more lessons when he goes to prison too i suppose.
He be probably will not do the whole eight months though. (if he behaves himself)
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Sherbs, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:34,
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He wont do any time
It was a suspended sentence. He did get a 12 month driving ban which, seeing as he was already riding without a licence, will mean fuck all to him.
In short, the little turd basically got off scot free.
No wonder people are taking the law in their own hands.
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Tusk knows where you live, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:59,
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It was suspended
for 18 months. He's not going to prison.
Unless of course he is stupid enough to get caught again in that time.
From the look of the twat, that seems likely.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:01,
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He'll end up in prison eventually.
Meanwhile, he'll have the piss taken as the video goes around, especially by the punto drivers' mates.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:56,
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Not exactly the point, but...
How can you be "forced into the path of a parked van," as the policeman suggests? A stationary object has no path.
Also, no sympathy for the bike rider.
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:52,
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clearly the p.c. was accounting for the earth's rotation
coriolis effect and all that
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:55,
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Surely all motion is relative.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:53,
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the punto was found burnt later
so does that mean the driver of the punto was joy riding? and even he/they were pissed off with the biker?
unless the driver had nicked the punto specifically to get the biker?
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razzle, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:56,
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I think it must have been another scally
either one who'd just nicked the punto, or one who figured it would be a lot easier to claim his punto had been nicked and just burn it out himself.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:43,
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This seems likely
Very probably the twat on the bike had previously pissed off the twat in the punto.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:02,
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A fairytale for our times
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:43,
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wanker vs wanker
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L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:01,
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Twat on Twat action
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:03,
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It would make a good tv show
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razzle, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:36,
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tv show Scissor Sisters comeback
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:50,
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Anyone with information about the driver of the orange Punto
...please don't bother us, we're quietly happy with the outcome.
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Varmint, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:13,
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After conducting an extensive search for the driver
we’ve come to the conclusion that he’s not hiding behind the sofa in the Station break room, so we’re out of leads.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:21,
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I think the owner of the orange Punto should be prosecuted for criminally bad aesthetic sensibilities.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:53,
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Possession of an offensive car.
Causing distress to other road users.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 2:45,
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The Punto of Natural Justice
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 0:15,
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Being caught by a Fiat Punto is shame enough
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 6:49,
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It's funny because it's attempted murder!
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:59,
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Fadgebadger to be revealed as driver of Punto odds: 5/7.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:31,
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Yeah, that was me soz
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Quiver Search for FATALISTS on Spotify, Amazon, Apple, &c, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:01,
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I'm not sure
I may investigate Tim Robinson's stuff a bit more.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 8:22,
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i found him a bit much after surprisingly little time
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ozof, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 2:41,
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Hearing Aphex Twin For The First Time.
First time I've seen a Limmy video used. I know the original sketch was A-ha...
Any excuse to listen to Alberto Balsam again is fine.
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Tivert, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 4:36,
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I vaguely recall more acid and psychedelic band T-shirts being involved, personally...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:34,
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Got a bum deal from the vet.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:18,
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Eight weeks! Not exactly observant owners.
Such intricate surgery to repair that.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:12,
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Vet tears kitten a new asshole
probably wouldn't have worked as a headline I guess
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:34,
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Bless. At least he can now work from home

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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:50,
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That reminds me, I must buy a new pencil sharpener...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:04,
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Who hasn't wanted to do this on zoom.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:39,
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You mean you haven't?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 9:02,
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Toulouse
Arf!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:03,
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Very laidback voice
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:13,
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Have another
www.youtube.com/watch?v=up21mvokyQ4
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 7:36,
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As every tree was drawn, Bob Ross turned in his grave.
Good voice though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:25,
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Nice hair
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:32,
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Pennsic War.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:04,
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How did Carrie Johnson get that gig I wonder
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:30,
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Lifelong passion for big blundering animals
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horrid, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:47,
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"As happy as they are in Kent, they don't belong here," Mr Aspinall said.
I've been to Howletts (and Port Lympne) many times, and the elephants clearly seem distressed to me.
Keeping nomadic animals like this in captivity is cruel. Okay as a last resort against extinction, but some of those elephants have been driven mad. Pacing and swaying. It's horrible.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:25,
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I agree, despite improvements over the years there's a distinct...
lack of majesty to the whole thing. It's the main reason I've long given up on zoos, it reveals more about humanity than the animals trapped within...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:10,
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Kid playing the piano
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:31,
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Scary how much of that medley is probably older than him...
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:00,
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is it?
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ozof, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:46,
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The first one is from 1996
That’s 25 years ago. The kid looks what… 8? It’s not inconceivable that the song is older than his parents.
But is that any weirder than learning to play beetles songs when I was a kid in the 80s? Not really.
Let’s face it, if he’d played a medly of songs from his life… I’d probably only recognise Baby Shark :)
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LP, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:32,
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this might be the first time eiffel 65 have been compared to the beatles
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:31,
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Now it's past my bed I know
And I'd really like to go
Soon will be the break of day
Sitting here in Blue-boo-da-boo-dee-boo-boo-da Jay Way
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:48,
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25 year old grandparents
Sounds about right for your neighbourhood. :-P
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Smiley_Neil filling the interweb with crap, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:16,
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LP stands for
"Long Penis", amirite?
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:42,
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Hah!
As if it’s any better round your way!
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LP, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:11,
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ha, this fucking cunt in the replies.
"This kid has talent however he is not even close to being as skilled as the child prodigy players of the Classical realm who are all under the age of ten. When I was this kids age, I was far better than him (not to brag). Unfortunately I quit. Extremely simple chords and okay rhythmic control sums up the video. Definitely a play-by-ear pianist."
Cunt.
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rjmrjm, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:37,
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Sounds like a paedo
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:24,
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You LOOK like one.
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Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:33,
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I hope they don't breed.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:42,
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While the crowd was distracted
His uncle stole their wallets.
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An Egg ,D, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 0:05,
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I know it's Liverpool, not Manchester
But slightly disappointed Bez didn't turn up and start dancing.
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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:06,
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1890s comedy
Set of railway waiting room. Man enters room where we see a door marked "water closets". He holds his stomach, he is desperate for a poo ('tortoise head'). He asks passing railway porter a question. The reply is a flick of the head to indicate direction. Man enters booth marked "telephone" (off side of screen). Inside the telephone booth the man pulls the flap of the wall mounted telephone down, he climbs on the telephone stool and takes his trousers down. He sits on the telephone flap and pulls expressions of sheer relief as he defecates copiously, thinking this is a toilet
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:55,
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glorious!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:15,
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Still funny
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Hemipygous, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:31,
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Snub TV - all episodes
thanks to some angel, all episodes of the late 80's early 90s indie-pop TV show are now avaialable.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:06,
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I was today years old when I learned cookie crew were affecting their Brooklyn accents
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Octo I ruin everything., Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:36,
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I love(d) them so much
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:01,
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Good find!
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 9:17,
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People being (possibly) annoyed on a tube train.
I've been on t'underground more than once in the past when a 'band' have boarded and just been annoying. Some have been alright. But generally too loud for the venue.
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Damien Hurts just forgot a really good idea, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:08,
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As a music-loving tinnitus sufferer, this is sheer hell
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 6 Jul 2021, 18:55,
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^ Arf!
I'm with you Fred
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Varmint, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:12,
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If you didn't have tinnitus before...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:43,
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The guy on the Sax
He’s the ringleader. Take him out
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go1dy Had his highest sperm count on, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:45,
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Chuck fruit down his bell.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:07,
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chuck a bell at his fruit
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ozof, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:47,
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We'd like to apologise to the people too stupid to use our voice mail.
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An Egg ,D, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:48,
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click if you like wet tits
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:22,
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What's this "verify your age" bullshit?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:27,
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Simple.
Just give Google a valid credit card or your passport.
No data protection issues here at all.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:02,
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I'm guessing the click rate on these vids that need verification must be much lower
I also refuse to ever sign in to watch them
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razzle, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:18,
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That'll show 'em!
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:45,
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CHEVRON!
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:46,
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Chevron...
A shorthand term for anonymous sex. In the early 2000's , adults would meet at local gas stations searching for sex partners. Chevron, a popular gas station in the south, was one such station and the name became popularized as shorthand for anonymous sex.
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razzle, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:25,
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Chevron?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:45,
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Shame there's no TV theme audio CAPTCHA for age verification
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 13:11,
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Haha, I didn't notice it was age restricted
I wouldn't have risked your young innocence with such flippantry otherwise.
Seriously, why fucking age restricted...
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:20,
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Because google needs to know more about you.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:17,
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You ruined the chevron you chevron ruiner you.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:37,
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He's worse than Hitler
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 20:51,
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OI!
You can't say Hitler.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:53,
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BAMPERSAND
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 7:11,
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someone must have said tits
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:56,
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Mods!
Wouldn't mind those on my nuts!
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Varmint, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:36,
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filth
y feet
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ozof, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:48,
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Bop it...
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:53,
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:)
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ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:10,
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Heh heh
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 0:32,
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Ha ha!
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:30,
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I only just found out that it's an acronym
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Jul 2021, 21:07,
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the etymology seems dubious iyam
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ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:14,
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Isn't nonce a crypto term anyway?
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jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:20,
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yes. cleverly repurposed
the slang use is just for the pitchfork and torch types
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ozof, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 6:20,
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it is
It's an english word meaning "(of a word or expression) coined for one occasion" so in cryptography terms, it's a single-use number/string used to make the cryptographic result less predictable.
It still makes me laugh every time I see it in a cryptography context anyway.
Even more so in bitcoin circles, where they have a notion of a "golden nonce" which just makes me think of jingle jangle jewellery
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LP, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:43,
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Golden Nonce sounds like an award for fiddling.
Pedometer sometimes makes me smile.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:04,
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Few more clicks...
brought me to this buzzfeed ...some truly astounding examples
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Prestidigitus will set this 'ere black puddin on you, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:11,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 0:36,
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noncense
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ozof, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:16,
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It's been doing the rounds today like your Mum
But I have been in bed all day just browsing, wanking and sleeping.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:16,
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Almost like they found a good way to get free publicity...
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:50,
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WFH
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:05,
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I'm getting the word... finance
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benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 10:58,
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Fine nonce?
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Sherbs, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:24,
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Begun, the nonce wars have
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:03,
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Has sockcooker been notified of this?
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:29,
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Lacist.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:34,
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Wonderful
It just works
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:04,
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