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This is a link post Have a sniff

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This is a normal post Love this band
click
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:12, Reply)
This is a normal post New to me
and I like it. Great tune.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:59, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:52, Reply)
This is a normal post This band has fuelled my summer so far. Antipodean aceness. Amy is well quality.
See also;

www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6UQ0Pcysac
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post energy!

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post There are meds for this.

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Great track

(, Mon 12 Jul 2021, 9:52, Reply)
This is a link post Euros 2020 is revenge for Eurovision I made this!
Two of the greatest spectator events finally united.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure the commentators will make no reference to any of the following
Bacon
Vikings
Butter
Lur-ing them in
pastries
fairy stories or Hans Christian Andersen
Hamlet
the little mermaid
dancing in the streets of Copenhagen
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Hopefully they'll mention Lego hair, hygge and dead ferrets
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This is a normal post Viggo Mortensen! Søren Kierkegaard! Caroline Wozniacki! Mads Mikkelsen! Sandi Toksvig! Sandi Toksvig! Your boys took a hell of a beating!

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:35, Reply)
This is a normal post That's only if they beat Norway
and find Norwegian names to mention
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post I reckon Viggo must be short for Vigorous Mortensen
huh, modern parents *tsk*
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:07, Reply)
This is a normal post it's going to open with Hamlet's soliloquy in full
And then Martin Keown will say something
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This is a normal post Definitely heard
Great Dane.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Little twat
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly my response
I believe the phrase often said by the young people of today is "Fuck around and find out"

Well, he certainly found out what happens if you fuck around, pissed, on drugs, uninsured on a motorbike, kicking car wing mirrors off.

Little fucker seems like the local asshole who spends all day doing what he can to piss other people off. Well, it certainly looks like he pissed off the driver of the orange punto.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:58, Reply)
This is a normal post "Fuck around a fuck around and soon you won't be around, motherfucker."
~ James E. Cornette
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:46, Reply)
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Burger towel at the ready.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 22:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Oof that was a clattering
For a mo there, i thought he was getting reversed over too
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Twat had a lesson

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post A few more lessons when he goes to prison too i suppose.
He be probably will not do the whole eight months though. (if he behaves himself)
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He wont do any time
It was a suspended sentence. He did get a 12 month driving ban which, seeing as he was already riding without a licence, will mean fuck all to him.
In short, the little turd basically got off scot free.
No wonder people are taking the law in their own hands.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:59, Reply)
This is a normal post It was suspended
for 18 months. He's not going to prison.

Unless of course he is stupid enough to get caught again in that time.

From the look of the twat, that seems likely.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:01, Reply)
This is a normal post He'll end up in prison eventually.
Meanwhile, he'll have the piss taken as the video goes around, especially by the punto drivers' mates.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not exactly the point, but...
How can you be "forced into the path of a parked van," as the policeman suggests? A stationary object has no path.

Also, no sympathy for the bike rider.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post clearly the p.c. was accounting for the earth's rotation
coriolis effect and all that
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely all motion is relative.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 15:53, Reply)
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the punto was found burnt later

so does that mean the driver of the punto was joy riding? and even he/they were pissed off with the biker?

unless the driver had nicked the punto specifically to get the biker?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I think it must have been another scally
either one who'd just nicked the punto, or one who figured it would be a lot easier to claim his punto had been nicked and just burn it out himself.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:43, Reply)
This is a normal post This seems likely
Very probably the twat on the bike had previously pissed off the twat in the punto.
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This is a normal post A fairytale for our times

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This is a normal post wanker vs wanker

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This is a normal post Twat on Twat action

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It would make a good tv show
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tv show Scissor Sisters comeback
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This is a normal post Anyone with information about the driver of the orange Punto
...please don't bother us, we're quietly happy with the outcome.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:13, Reply)
This is a normal post After conducting an extensive search for the driver
we’ve come to the conclusion that he’s not hiding behind the sofa in the Station break room, so we’re out of leads.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I think the owner of the orange Punto should be prosecuted for criminally bad aesthetic sensibilities.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Possession of an offensive car.
Causing distress to other road users.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 2:45, Reply)
This is a normal post The Punto of Natural Justice

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Being caught by a Fiat Punto is shame enough

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 6:49, Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because it's attempted murder!

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 8:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Fadgebadger to be revealed as driver of Punto odds: 5/7.

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Yeah, that was me soz
(, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 12:01, Reply)
This is a link post I'm not sure
I may investigate Tim Robinson's stuff a bit more.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 8:22, Reply)
This is a normal post i found him a bit much after surprisingly little time

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This is a link post Hearing Aphex Twin For The First Time.
First time I've seen a Limmy video used. I know the original sketch was A-ha...

Any excuse to listen to Alberto Balsam again is fine.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 4:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I vaguely recall more acid and psychedelic band T-shirts being involved, personally...

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a pandemic
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/this-cuddly-sweet-kitten-is-recovering-from-surgery-after-being-born-without-an-anus-1.6064998

Or natural selection of internet cats who are full of shit
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 5:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Eight weeks! Not exactly observant owners.
Such intricate surgery to repair that.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Vet tears kitten a new asshole
probably wouldn't have worked as a headline I guess
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This is a normal post Bless. At least he can now work from home

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This is a normal post That reminds me, I must buy a new pencil sharpener...

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This is a normal post Who hasn't wanted to do this on zoom.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:39, Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you haven't?

(, Fri 9 Jul 2021, 9:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Toulouse
Arf!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 20:03, Reply)
This is a link post Very laidback voice

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Have another
www.youtube.com/watch?v=up21mvokyQ4
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post As every tree was drawn, Bob Ross turned in his grave.
Good voice though.
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This is a normal post Nice hair

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This is a link post Pennsic War.

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This is a link post 13 elephants to be flown from Kent to Kenya

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This is a normal post How did Carrie Johnson get that gig I wonder

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This is a normal post Lifelong passion for big blundering animals

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This is a normal post "As happy as they are in Kent, they don't belong here," Mr Aspinall said.
I've been to Howletts (and Port Lympne) many times, and the elephants clearly seem distressed to me.

Keeping nomadic animals like this in captivity is cruel. Okay as a last resort against extinction, but some of those elephants have been driven mad. Pacing and swaying. It's horrible.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 14:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I agree, despite improvements over the years there's a distinct...
lack of majesty to the whole thing. It's the main reason I've long given up on zoos, it reveals more about humanity than the animals trapped within...
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 17:10, Reply)
This is a link post Bacon Jam

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This is a link post Kid playing the piano

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This is a normal post Scary how much of that medley is probably older than him...

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post is it?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The first one is from 1996
That’s 25 years ago. The kid looks what… 8? It’s not inconceivable that the song is older than his parents.

But is that any weirder than learning to play beetles songs when I was a kid in the 80s? Not really.

Let’s face it, if he’d played a medly of songs from his life… I’d probably only recognise Baby Shark :)
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This is a normal post this might be the first time eiffel 65 have been compared to the beatles

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This is a normal post Now it's past my bed I know
And I'd really like to go
Soon will be the break of day
Sitting here in Blue-boo-da-boo-dee-boo-boo-da Jay Way
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post 25 year old grandparents
Sounds about right for your neighbourhood. :-P
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post LP stands for
"Long Penis", amirite?
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Hah!
As if it’s any better round your way!
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ha, this fucking cunt in the replies.
"This kid has talent however he is not even close to being as skilled as the child prodigy players of the Classical realm who are all under the age of ten. When I was this kids age, I was far better than him (not to brag). Unfortunately I quit. Extremely simple chords and okay rhythmic control sums up the video. Definitely a play-by-ear pianist."

Cunt.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 16:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds like a paedo

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 18:24, Reply)
This is a normal post You LOOK like one.

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope they don't breed.

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 19:42, Reply)
This is a normal post While the crowd was distracted
His uncle stole their wallets.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I know it's Liverpool, not Manchester
But slightly disappointed Bez didn't turn up and start dancing.
(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:06, Reply)
This is a link post 1890s comedy
Set of railway waiting room. Man enters room where we see a door marked "water closets". He holds his stomach, he is desperate for a poo ('tortoise head'). He asks passing railway porter a question. The reply is a flick of the head to indicate direction. Man enters booth marked "telephone" (off side of screen). Inside the telephone booth the man pulls the flap of the wall mounted telephone down, he climbs on the telephone stool and takes his trousers down. He sits on the telephone flap and pulls expressions of sheer relief as he defecates copiously, thinking this is a toilet
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This is a normal post glorious!

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This is a normal post Still funny

(, Thu 8 Jul 2021, 17:31, Reply)
This is a link post Snub TV - all episodes
thanks to some angel, all episodes of the late 80's early 90s indie-pop TV show are now avaialable.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I was today years old when I learned cookie crew were affecting their Brooklyn accents

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This is a normal post I love(d) them so much

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This is a normal post Good find!

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This is a link post People being (possibly) annoyed on a tube train.
I've been on t'underground more than once in the past when a 'band' have boarded and just been annoying. Some have been alright. But generally too loud for the venue.
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This is a normal post As a music-loving tinnitus sufferer, this is sheer hell

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This is a normal post ^ Arf!
I'm with you Fred
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If you didn't have tinnitus before...

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:43, Reply)
This is a normal post The guy on the Sax
He’s the ringleader. Take him out
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 21:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Chuck fruit down his bell.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:07, Reply)
This is a normal post chuck a bell at his fruit

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This is a normal post We'd like to apologise to the people too stupid to use our voice mail.

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This is a link post click if you like wet tits

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:22, Reply)
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What's this "verify your age" bullshit?
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Simple.
Just give Google a valid credit card or your passport.

No data protection issues here at all.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post
I'm guessing the click rate on these vids that need verification must be much lower

I also refuse to ever sign in to watch them
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post That'll show 'em!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post CHEVRON!

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chevron...
A shorthand term for anonymous sex. In the early 2000's , adults would meet at local gas stations searching for sex partners. Chevron, a popular gas station in the south, was one such station and the name became popularized as shorthand for anonymous sex.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Chevron?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame there's no TV theme audio CAPTCHA for age verification

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, I didn't notice it was age restricted
I wouldn't have risked your young innocence with such flippantry otherwise.

Seriously, why fucking age restricted...
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 14:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Because google needs to know more about you.

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 17:17, Reply)
This is a normal post
You ruined the chevron you chevron ruiner you.
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This is a normal post He's worse than Hitler

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This is a normal post OI!
You can't say Hitler.
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This is a normal post BAMPERSAND

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 7:11, Reply)
This is a normal post someone must have said tits

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 19:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Mods!
Wouldn't mind those on my nuts!
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This is a normal post filth
y feet
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This is a link post Bop it...

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This is a normal post :)

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This is a normal post Heh heh

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha!

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This is a link post Crypto bros think they've come up with a great name for their project
British people beg to differ...
(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 20:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I only just found out that it's an acronym

(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 21:07, Reply)
This is a normal post the etymology seems dubious iyam

(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Isn't nonce a crypto term anyway?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 1:20, Reply)
This is a normal post yes. cleverly repurposed
the slang use is just for the pitchfork and torch types
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post it is
It's an english word meaning "(of a word or expression) coined for one occasion" so in cryptography terms, it's a single-use number/string used to make the cryptographic result less predictable.

It still makes me laugh every time I see it in a cryptography context anyway.

Even more so in bitcoin circles, where they have a notion of a "golden nonce" which just makes me think of jingle jangle jewellery
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Golden Nonce sounds like an award for fiddling.
Pedometer sometimes makes me smile.
(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 22:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Few more clicks...
brought me to this buzzfeed ...some truly astounding examples
(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:11, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post noncense

(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's been doing the rounds today like your Mum
But I have been in bed all day just browsing, wanking and sleeping.
(, Mon 5 Jul 2021, 23:16, Reply)
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Almost like they found a good way to get free publicity...
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This is a normal post WFH

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 9:05, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm getting the word... finance

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This is a normal post Fine nonce?

(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 11:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Begun, the nonce wars have

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Has sockcooker been notified of this?

(, Tue 6 Jul 2021, 11:29, Reply)
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Lacist.
(, Wed 7 Jul 2021, 2:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful
It just works
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