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For some, activism is an end in and of itself.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 3:12,
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Activism totally ruined Blizzard
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 4:18,
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NPCs confused by speedrunning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:07,
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Of course, he's ripping off this style from Joel Haver:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSgrumHw-XA
Here's a video on how Joel does the animation.
Interesting, I thought.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq_KOmXyVDo&list=PLKtIcOP0WvJDZemPYZZQSqotCgpps5DbX&index=11
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 9:57,
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Thanks for the how to
I've spent the last 2 days making shit animation. Now I know how to do it I can make more shit animation in the future.
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Penis Christ Supercar not to be confused with other popular Christs, Tue 27 Jul 2021, 19:56,
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Website of Czech doctor who infected 6 countrymen in Tokyo
Is pretty articulate for a raving loony who thinks mouthwash and star anise will stop Covid19.
Worth the read if you like Google Translate from silly sausage German.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:11,
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Racist.
Some day, comments like that will be illegal.
Hurrah.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 3:28,
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I was not mocking the German language or The Germans
But the use of said language by this crazy person who ruined the Olympic dreams of 4 athletes (and counting).
I can read some German, and in it's original form, it is Silly Sausage and in German, hence...
Much like most Daily Heil English can be qualified as Raving Loon English.
At this rate all qualifiers will be racist...
- "Dear Sales person, I require some cream white paint for my living room."
- "What did you say before white sir?"
- "Cream whi..."
- "YOU RACIST!"
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 5:30,
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There are 4 nationalities it's not possible to be racist towards: German, British (& white colonies), American, Japanese. Which is quite racist in itself because it's tantamount to saying that these nationalities are secure in their own superiority. Which, of course, they are. Fritz has the additional factor of deserving everyone else's contempt, and knowing it.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 7:28,
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So can I be rqcist towards the French?
I want to tell my brother he is a smelly cheese humping baguette smuggler.
But not attract the wrath of the PC brigade.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 14:22,
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No, that would be racist.
In their heart of hearts, the French consider themselves to be racially inferior. Anyone who has visited one of their public lavatories can sympathise. It is therefore possible to be racist towards them, and they become quite angry. Amusing fellows.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 16:45,
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"Taking notes"
So I can't mock the sausage loving goose steppers, nor the arrogant red coats nor their lost penile (or is it penal, sorry, I'm a frog) outgrowths, the obese 'Meuricans nor the used undies loving Otakus.
But I can mock the red wine and cheese frogs on the basis of some holy grail of a hole in the ground latrine that only the arrogant red coats, whom I presume are always in a dire need for a massive shit, can seem to find in Frogland.
Duly noted.
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smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 11:48,
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Other way around
You can mock the first lot, it's not racist: we don't care. You can mock the French too, being one. But the first lot can't mock the French without causing offence because of the shoulder chip, which I believe the encroachment of English means is now commonly known in France as 'a shoulder chip'.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Mon 26 Jul 2021, 18:08,
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It's not Covid
it's just my quantenphysikalischen Zusammenhängen acting up.
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stubhuman, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 5:06,
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Out of key gc
A socially distant band
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 4:08,
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Second hand lightweights.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 4:26,
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Class!
That's ace
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Sgt. Welt, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:42,
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For a moment I thought Wing had formed a band
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 15:18,
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I still remember the first time I heard 'ringle bell'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:37,
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A great present for a family member.
NSFW
Erm... Penis foreskin activated lamp?
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fenella gronda gronda rango, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:50,
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rollneck sweater
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:55,
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further down the page
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:37,
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And up the page
Repeat
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 23:29,
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Dr John Cooper Clarke
Your poem for the weekend has arrived.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:53,
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funnily enough spotify keeps suggesting me
this one
slightly different tone
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horrid, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:03,
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A classic...
... probably not on the National Curriculum.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Sun 25 Jul 2021, 21:59,
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More depressing than his usual videos, but equally well done
Also didn’t realise Ryan is Canadian, given the signs in the Supermarket.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:51,
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Out of key Friday you say?
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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Today has been a good day on Links
Some much needed belly laughs and the odd weep.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:09,
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As Capt. Edward Smith said:
I didn't see that coming.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:13,
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so true lol
the more I saw her prepare the lower I turned down the volume out of fear of what was to come. it turned out to be great tho
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:32,
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Splendid!
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Varmint, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:31,
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That was fantastic
Best version I’ve ever heard
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LP, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:48,
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brilliant
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ozof, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 8:45,
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Red Dress
Truly incredible!
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:22,
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Jesus Christ
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:31,
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Your god is not here old man
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:26,
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this is why we all need friends who'll speak honestly and keep you in check.
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augsav, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:34,
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When autotune goes wrong!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:44,
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I think everything went wrong
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:47,
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Yeah, I don't think in tune vocals would save it
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:11,
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The woke term is key fluid
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:46,
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I think it's leaking...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:02,
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Somebody pass the ear-bleach
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Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:47,
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Passive aggressive music ftw!
Refusing to sing any of the expected notes.
Or am I missing some clever musical trick?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:55,
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same genre as Yoko Ono music
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razzle, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:44,
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It looks/sounds to me
as if she's sung fairly well, then this different key version of the backing track has been swapped in. But what do I knurr?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:10,
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Wouldn't it be more consistent though, I dunno?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 1:43,
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I'm not sure about my theory any more, having heard her other song.
It's either a 'sociology experiment' of some kind (it's been a while since I took sociology but I can't think of a case study like this) or she's proper tone deaf and delusional.
There is a half tone deafness phenomenon when you're monitoring in headphones or driving or have a cold (like when you sing along with the bassline but then when the chords kick in you realise you were minging well flat or sharp, e.g. UK's Eurovision entry of 2003). But she's not realising or correcting for it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 14:12,
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i recall an anecdote in an old music theory book
the title and author of which i cannot recall right now but the gist was that they were at an event where they were requested to accompany a singer on the piano with a well known tune and after the intro the singer started exactly a fifth out - to save embarrassment they shifted key at an opportune moment only for the singer to then jump a fifth out again and so on... turns out it's a neurological thing some folk have - it was in a chapter on perfect pitch i fink, will check the bookshelf later...
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 18:32,
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One can often mistake the bass harmonic for the fundamental, I think that one is responsible for a lot of those sort of fuckups.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 19:45,
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sure - a common production trick to make things sound bass heavy on little speakers of producing such tones
my point was one of neurological divergence or naturally occurring mutant basilar membranes
psychoacoustics innit
*incapable of - subject line edit (insert where appropriate) haha geddit *insert* like a plug in
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 20:36,
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hey brb you just minded me of this interesting discussion
enjoy: youtu.be/KTJKsskbTxQ?t=625
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:03,
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Mmmmmmmmmmm...

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:10,
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But wait....
There's more:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrepS4a7Dgs
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:12,
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Nice dress.
I've been watching it with the sound off. I guess I'm not missing anything.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:48,
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She has a Master of Science in Sociology from Oxford. I kid you not - www.backstage.com/u/sarah-brand/
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RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:01,
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and she sings like an angel?
Nup, I don't believe
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Minkster, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:59,
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Angel of Death...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:06,
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Angel Grinder
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unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:43,
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\o/
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ozof, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:52,
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Are we now part of a study?
It's the only explanation. It's some weird sociology experiment. Because she has ears, I can see that.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:34,
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That's my bet.
I reckon this is all an experiment to see the reaction of strangers online. I'd put money on it being inspired by the Rebecca Black fallout.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:23,
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now THIS makes sense.
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augsav, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 22:42,
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Professionally shot though
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:07,
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...and she's very pretty
now, call me an old cynic, but...
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ozof, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 21:58,
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I'll admit, I thought you lot's comments were exaggerated
but Jesus wept, surely some sort of trolling going on - no one can really have that lack of self-awareness?
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Varmint, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:23,
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The best bit about it is the youtube comments for this and her other masterpiece
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:09,
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Yes, some properly creepy ones too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:51,
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“Greatly appreciated by the deaf”
To misquote Rowan Atkinson.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 19:19,
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it's so annoying
want to share it, but would feel like a victim of a self-promotion ploy if I did
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custard, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 23:35,
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it's genius
and should be promoted.
Please subscribe to the newsletter www.sarahgbrand.com/about-1
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unclepills, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 0:34,
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FUCKING HELL
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:57,
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At last
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 13:36,
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Finally
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 16:26,
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Is it deliberately ear-splitting?
Please make it stop.
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WGCtrev, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 17:03,
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Bloody hell.
Couldn't hold a tune with both hands and a bucket.
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 23:36,
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This is what singing in a constantly rotating key signature sounds like.
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ianisme, Mon 26 Jul 2021, 4:42,
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Don't piss off your producer
is the lesson here.
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Chuffley, Fri 30 Jul 2021, 22:50,
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Aaaaaaaaah
Stoneybridge
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FridgeBadger, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:17,
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Do you
not think it's to nasal?
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fenella gronda gronda rango, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:58,
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Look at the head on that...
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:53,
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That's never real
some of the people look the wrong size
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unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 21:50,
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GHITT
Gerbil Hamster High Intensity Interval Training
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:36,
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That’s a hamster not a gerbil though
(Absence of a tail was the main clue)
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:27,
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Ah my mistake, I was thinking of guinea pigs when i discarded hamster as an option
that and not seeing the hamster stuff its face
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:31,
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=D
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stubhuman, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:18,
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Brilliant.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:16,
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Amphetamine hamster is intense.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 1:57,
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Lool
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Sherbs, Wed 28 Jul 2021, 12:07,
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Some Springwatch silliness
I made this!
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Utter Bobbins Thanks For Your Cunting Time, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:10,
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LOL
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:44,
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LOL at the dead badger
and beyond, great work.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 23 Jul 2021, 18:11,
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Many arfs.
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2kindsofherring, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:27,
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Nicely
"...take credit card?"
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 20:53,
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havent larfed so much in ages
utterly hatstand! click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 25 Jul 2021, 10:38,
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the bin chicken
made me chuckle
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razzle, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:36,
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All Hail Our New Bin Chicken Overlords!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:47,
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also a very NSFW song www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO-OpFjHRbE
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razzle, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:50,
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i did a laugh, that was very good, click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:27,
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Hahaha!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:41,
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"Bin Juice" did me in
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 0:40,
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Connoisseur CAPTCHA
I made this!
Can you tell which paintings are going for under twenty quid on eBay?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:28,
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Hey Monkeon.
doesn't work on my firefox (with ghostery/ad blocker etc). All there except pics until you click on a blank square then price appears.
Does work on Edge, but I'm no connoisseur.
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unclepills, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:29,
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Images are loading from eBay,
so I guess a plugin is blocking that for you. I built it in Firefox with Ghostery on.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:35,
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Works perfectly on my firefox
which is loaded full of adblockers and whathaveyou.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:54,
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doesn't work in FF with all my security stuff on,
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razzle, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:13,
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Works on my Nokia 3310
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:58,
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Same here with Firefox for Android 89.1.1.
Turning off uBlock Origin plugin and Blokada app makes no difference.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:57,
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Can you see this...

(Also is your content blocking set to strict or standard?)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:09,
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Not as an embedded image, but I can if I view the image directly.
"Enhanced tracking protection" is set to "custom" with everything selected, but turning this off makes no difference.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:09,
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Thanks.
Guess I'd have to serve images via a proxy if I was determined to get around that.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:31,
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Unfortunately mobile Firefox ditched the console (and various other features in standard FF)
and has a severely limited add-on ecosystem, so I don't think I can do any useful debugging at this end (it works OK on Chrome on the same phone).
I'll see what Pale Moon on my laptop makes of it post-pub...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:50,
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Desktop console does give a warning about potential
Content Blocking, so I'm going to assume that's the reason.
It seems to work with out-of-the-box Firefox, and Firefox isn't doing too well nowadays user-wise, so I'm happy enough that its not borked for most users.
Enjoy the pub!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:00,
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Perhaps something to do with
CSP?
I recently had to make changes related to this to a website at work to get Google Analytics to work, but haven't done proper web development for well over a decade, so am very out of the loop on things like that.
Pub definitely being enjoyed...!
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:19,
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CSP is probably the culprit
But it should give a console warning if that's the case
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sat 24 Jul 2021, 9:59,
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If it's any help
Couldn't see it on mobile FF/Android with uBlock.
Can see it using DuckDuckGo/Android.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:01,
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love it, told me what I already know, I'm no Connoisseur
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razzle, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 13:39,
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those values in the thousands are remarkably specific
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 14:43,
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I think that's usually when it converts
the prices from another country.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 15:06,
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I'm seeing the images ok but when I click on them instead of selecting them it shows me the price, guessing that isn't intentionall
FF 89.0.2
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:29,
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When selected, it should shrink, greyscale
and show you the price.
(The last bit is because I assumed people would want instant feedback rather than wait until they have decided on all the pictures)
I've added a tick/cross to emphasise that a bit.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:43,
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I had assumed you selected, then verified to reveal the prices i.e. show you how close you'd got
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 17:29,
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Useful map
Happy seasonal shroom snaffling
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Nephinsnubbin, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 12:17,
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Quite a few local sites near me that are not on this map
which is probably not a bad thing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 23 Jul 2021, 16:30,
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