Yeah, saw this. Very sad.
I always found him hilarious on Cats does Countdown, particularly when he was ripping into Jimmy Carr.
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:52,
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he was one of funnier people on the show
I thought he had lost a fair amount of weight - no idea if that was linked to his cancer
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:57, Reply)
This has started my day with a bucket of shit.
I liked him a lot, funny, off the wall, would go to some great (worthwhile) lengths for a laugh. One of the ones I subscribe to ( along with Jeremy Hardy and a select bunch of others) in the hope something they did is repeated.
Fuck. So sorry for those close to him.
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unclepills, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:15,
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They all loved him as well
I remember reading an interview with Harry Hill a couple of years ago who said that when Sean was on stage all the other comedians on the bill would come out to watch him.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 13:29, Reply)
This from HH in teh grauniad today
www.theguardian.com/stage/2021/aug/18/harry-hill-on-sean-lock-comedians-comedian-took-us-by-surprise
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unclepills, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 18:47,
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didn't even know he was ill
thought he was brilliant
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:13,
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spike milligan's gravestone had "I told you I was ill" in Irish chiselled on it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 2:36,
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gravitas
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 9:21,
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Because it's doing the rounds elsewhere:
Carrot in a Box
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:51,
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After a day of this
I now realise that I missed so much of him. I had no idea he was perm on the 8/10 thing. I avoided the show, completely, because of Carr. But I've seen some great stuff. The tiger who came for a pint is just lovely. Fuck, there was so much more.
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unclepills, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 20:24,
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What the hell’s that island off South America at 0:52?
R’lyeh?
Hopefully Cthulhu’s still fhtagning.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:21, Reply)
Savage sound on the pedal harp at 2.40
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:37,
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I suppose having the third hand must help a bit.
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 10:50,
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YES!!!!
ten quid says she's on the Sunn 0)))) LP
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 18 Aug 2021, 11:03,
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I'll have to look up Sunn then.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:54,
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Typing 'meep' for over 10 years.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:32,
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To quote Charlie Brown's teacher:
"Wah wah waaaah wah wah waaah waaah!"
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:54,
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bit racist, he was a human being
;-)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:41,
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You're saying Charlie Brown's teacher wasn't real?!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:52,
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that's commitment
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 0:34,
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that's a bot that replaces all words with various of meep but leaves in digits
*variations
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 2:41,
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Goldmeep Variations
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:15,
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Pair it with enough AI to recognize a flame war
And social media could be fixed.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:22, Reply)
"Education Through Adventure"
I made this!
Trafford council can't grammar.
"Please take you're litter home Thank you"
I'm more concerned about the "no swimming" sign, TBH...I always thought there was something unsettling about the place when I've cycled 'round it...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:01,
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Swimming? Looks more like No Foam Parties.
Or No Toxic Gasses
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:21,
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Top tip:
If you're using imgur to host your images, suffixing the image's address with s,m,l or h will generate a small, medium, large, or huge image preview. Handy for places like this.
Same image with an 'm' suffix:
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:15, Reply)
Fair enough
The no swimming graphic still looks wrong.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:38,
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You made the sign?
Just to let you know, you said "your" instead of "you're".
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 9:21, Reply)
Twat with slappable face, I'd have left him there.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:29,
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Gay sex tourist
Edit: evacuated? I'm sure he did, loudly, wetly and in fear and terror.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:48,
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His amused face in a war zone, I find it disturbing.
People arranging evacuations have better things to do than rescue smartarse, low empathy, 'adventurers'.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:58,
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maybe when the Defence Secretary said 'some won't get out' he had this pillock in mind
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:49, Reply)
Young, white, middle class, they'll get him out.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 22:19,
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Once he can obtain and show evidence of having had a negative PCR test of course
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 23:01, Reply)
as linked to on /talk earlier:
It won't surprise anyone to learn that he's a monumental fucking prick.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:52, Reply)
Massively entitled tosser thinks shit doesn't apply to him.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:05,
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Does /talk still exist?
And is this dude a regular?
(It's been years. Has talk got any better?)
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:22, Reply)
Yes, no he's too young, and noooooooooooooooooooo.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:57,
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I dunno, it's improved considerably since you stopped posting there.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:31, Reply)
Since Tue 17 Aug 2021 at 13:55?
Cool. Did all the racists die in a fire, or by slipping in the shower?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:14,
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If you want to stay fond of humanity, avoid \talk.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:15,
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for the love of god, PLEASE take your own advice
you colossal fucking knobcheese
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Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:30,
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I hope the “British Army” charge him for his safe extraction.
I hope he’s aware that while FO, Army, RAF, etc were saving his punk ass they weren’t able to help anyone else, like maybe some of those Afghans who are now in mortal danger for working with UK forces.
I hope he’s been shown the harrowing footage of the USAF flights out of Kabul yesterday, and that he knows that people were literally dying to get on those planes.
I hope he reflects on how his choice to travel to and stay in a conflict zone against all advice had a real, human cost.
Frankly, I hope the shitty little fuck gets booted out the back of the Herc on the way home.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:54,
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Reflect, I doubt it, too busy being self important.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:06,
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seems a bit overly harsh
sure, he's an attention seeking doofus but the world's full of em, and it's not like they were advertising the near instant total surrender of afghan force when he made his unwise booking. people work themselves into a righteous lather on social media over this bloke, but seem quite equanimous about the massive $US 3.7 trillion murderous 20 year failure, but I guess we all have our bugbears
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:15,
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I can't speak for "people on social media"
but I think he's a cunt. My opinion on how the 'war on terror' went doesn't seem to be relevant to that.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:29, Reply)
i imagine it doesn't seem relevant, given that you've changed the subject of my comparitive observation to your own personal opinion
and to thinking he's a cunt, which I'd be inclined to agree from what little I've seen, from someone ranting that they want him summarily executed. but each to his own
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:49,
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What?
"people work themselves into a righteous lather on social media over this bloke, but seem quite equanimous about the massive $US 3.7 trillion murderous 20 year failure, but I guess we all have our bugbears"
I was addressing your false equivalence, not changing the subject. However, since you seem to thrive on starting arguments in empty rooms, I'll leave it there. You have the last word if you like.
(, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 8:22, Reply)
I will not have the last word, thank you very much
just bummed about Afghanistan this week porcupine, if you'll cut me a little slack, and i guess I wish more people could muster the kind of outrage for the folly of it as they do for this smug cunt visiting it, because that's what I feel. it's pissing in the wind, I know. I'll have moved on in few days, once I locate my frog pills
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:38,
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He's into 'dark' tourism, I can imagine the dialogue
'Lets pop down to tribal Pakistan, get our pith helmets and safari suits, see what the natives are up to LOL. I mean there isn't a war on and the military can always get us out...'
The whole situation is too big and nasty to encapsulate.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:54,
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Why can't he just book a dark escape room somewhere in Austria?
Fly there with Ryanair, no priority boarding, just to self impose more hardship, then quarantine in a one TripAdvisor star hotel on the way back
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 16:35,
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The "Josef Fritzl" Escape room?
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 17:02,
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More use the lotion or get the hose.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 17:49,
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haha
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:22,
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DJ The Blade is looking well.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:57,
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His messages went a bit weird:
"Also things aren’t good for me right now, as I spoke to the journalists about my experience I actually remembered them, I didn’t remember them before.
I’m struggling to stand and keep down water, I don’t think I’ll sleep tonight, I’ve seen too many dead people.
I just wanted this whole thing to be a little charity thing where I can explore a weird country but I’ve mentally broken down.
I’m not sure what’s going on right now, my face in the mirror doesn’t look right."
Then an hour later:
"I slapped myself and did some breathing, back to normal"
Hahahaha!
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:24, Reply)
I kinda hope that first report is genuine. He deserves an unhealthy dose of PTSD.
Might give the little cunt some much needed perspective.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:37, Reply)
Still Beakering then.
Self-absorbed little turd learned nothing.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:07,
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First time I've seen charity mentioned.
As to the rest, could be anything from heat exhaustion/dehydration, panic attacks to PTSD.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 19:26,
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They've been revived for years, haven't they?
Looking forward to seeing Annette more than the doc.
The trailer is ace, and the director has always used music brilliantly.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:12,
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You'll have to watch the doco to find out.
I'm looking forward to both.
For me Sparks are to day trip back to a child-like state, without the use of dementia... ;)
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:25, Reply)
But some of their recent albums have been great.
E.g. Hippopotamus.
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:52, Reply)
FFS are well worth a look if they're doing another tour...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 18:53,
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Rediscovered them recently, love the Lawnmower song
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 2:33,
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...before rounding it to 3
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 7:33,
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"Researchers were waiting for the Guinness Book of Records to certify their feat "
This may take a while
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:09,
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Oh come on lads
Surely even writing out that many numbers at random would be more bother than it's worth.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:07,
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if only they'd got to 63 trillion they would have seen the pattern, but they weren't to know
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:30,
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I think, if my maths is right (are right?)
That you only need something like 60 decimal places of pi to accurately calculate a circle the size of the observable universe down to the planck length.
Planck length being 1.6x10^-35 m, the observable universe being 13.8x10^9 LY, and a light year being about 10^15 m.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:36,
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I think Max Planck has as many roads in Germany named after him as there are decimal places to pi.
Cf Jean Jaurès in France.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:54,
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But what if the observable universe wanted to go zorbing?
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:16,
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maybe it already is?
we're not in an expansion phase due to dark matter, it's just centrifugal force
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:42,
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I hate those universe team building phases
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:07,
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careful you're risking a visit from b3ta's resident grammar pedant
the one who thinks it's spelled taleban despite the root arabic root word for student being talib, not taleb
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:17,
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For someone who complains he's obsessed with you, you do talk about him a lot.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:42,
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I don't think so.
A reference or two right after he's been particularly dickish, but most of the time I don't think much about him at all until his seething hatred boils over into an outburst in one of my threads
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:52,
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"until his seething hatred boils over into an outburst in one of my threads"
Sounds like a lot of unresolved sexual tension to me. Perhaps a naked wrestle infront of a roaring fireplace is in order?
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 12:57, Reply)
seems to fascinate you more than it does me.
as a sock puppet you just seem so unnecessary, we've already got enough first-form blatherers, do you really think you're adding anything?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:04,
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ah well, perhaps you're helping someone not feel so lonely
someone to reply to their threads when nobody does. point out their lame jokes in case somebody missed them. I guess that's not a bad thing, and might stop their needing attention by other means
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:26,
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So, who's sock do you suspect me of being?
Just out of curiosity...
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:56, Reply)
Are you robson green?
no, wait, give me another go. Are you darryl hall from hall and oates?
Can I hear you sing the first verse again?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:00,
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The transliteration of Arabic script to the Roman alphabet has never been standardised.
It has been done piecemeal on a phonic basis alone. Thus we sometimes have various ways of writing the same arabic words in English. For example Koran or Qur'an or Quran. The English would write Gaddafi, the Americans Kadafi while the French Khadafi. None of these are wrong, just different transliterations. The Arabic root of the word in question is written in, wait for it, Arabic, so the root word is definitely not talib. I hope this helps.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 13:33,
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the spelling of taliban has been standardised by english media, including the bbc, some time ago, for the reason I mentioned
All the major british papers and media outlets use it and have it in their style guides for well over a decade now. It's also what the Taliban call themselves when they release things in English, but who are they to know?
You probably just didn't notice, as they probably still use the variation with the incorrectly matching phoneme on the blogs you frequent. It's not a big deal, I was just curious what defence you'd blather this time instead of admitting you were in error
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 14:36,
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ha, christ
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 15:28,
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Someone give this man a strepsil
...honestly though, Impressive sound
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 23:00,
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I kept waiting for her to start doing some contrabass throat singing.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 21:55,
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Welcome To The Jungle..... except its The Smiths.
My brother was not wrong. I love it :-)
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:27, Reply)
His Talking Heads one is good too:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pksdEu4snP4
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Varmint, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 10:17,
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Yeah he's absolutely nailed it.
Shanananananananananananakneee-eeeees.
I love a good stylistic piss take tune...
My favourite is This Is A Trent Reznor Song:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xg-Wk2DEXs
(, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:44, Reply)
FRIKKIN ALIENS! SHIT!
That there US Pentagram said so!
Git yer gun Clancy, we got damn Martians coming.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:44,
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At first I thought oh, "15 minutes" but then I watched the whole thing and enjoyed it.
and remembered how much I enjoyed 'Mirage Men', along similar lines
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Tue 17 Aug 2021, 8:57,
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Sample lyrics “ IUD SIS, stay in school cause it's the best.”
GCing myself.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:20,
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The unofficial videos are fun, but admittedly distracting
youtu.be/xRrum4UbowY
youtu.be/EpDmklLFXVc
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:56,
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I’d not seen the muppets one before.
I’ll never look at Miss Piggy the same way again.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 16:40,
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Rule 34 hence NSFW
snapzu.com/tranxene/the-muppet-show-characters-by-emilio-rangel-sculptures
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:38,
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Maybe the Taliban are on to something.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:48,
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Well, they already banned pigs, so frogs beware.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:54,
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"You naughty naughty frog, on with the gimp mask..."
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:11,
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My kitchen timer has the same rhythm if you squint.
So sometimes you might find me dancing about to the music in my head while I make my dinner.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:04,
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Inappropriate earworm
Whilst dressing for a recent funeral, 'Sharp Dressed Man' refused to leave my head.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:26,
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What 3 words? No we use f*cking four
NSFW
locations swearily identified
NSFW if swearing is an issue
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:22, Reply)
Shit-fucking-Glasscock-newsletter
Which I believe is just outside Wokingham.
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue770/
Still, it's certainly amusing, and worth revisiting on a boring lunch break.
More than I can say for my links, eh readers?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:29,
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GC said nothing, then again it may not be looking at the newsletters
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:59, Reply)
I've also been enjoying smut3words
treasures-perspective.github.io/smut3words/
- from the following newsletter.
Worth a chuckle.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:39,
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Of course, now that I've started clicking around on the legit w3w
I've found that the manky footbridge where I fell through the missing plank and nearly broke my leg is here:
w3w.co/walked.legal.slipped
I reckon they're watching me.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:49,
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I allowed all scripts and all I see is a map with no swears.
Using firefox 91.0 64 bit with a few advert filters and whatnot.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:11,
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I see now that I am a twat.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:51,
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no, no, not at all
there should be at least another three words...
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:05, Reply)
"The chicken or the fish? And what will the person sitting on top of you be having?"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 8:59,
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I wonder how long it will take the folk that were campaigning for US/UK troops to be pulled out
To start campaigning for them to be sent back in?
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:19, Reply)
I’m not convinced they’ll be the same groups.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:44,
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and what will they do next time that they haven't been able to do in 20 years and spending almost US$ 4,000,000,000,000 of public money?
build a state that doesn't collapse in 5 minutes after receiving taliban whatsapp messages?
but, yeah, those idiots who were against the war, ay? What were they thinking?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:46,
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Oh, don't get me wrong. I'm in no way in support of the occupation of Afghanistan.
I'm under no illusions about the absolutely monumental fuckup the whole thing has been since day one. We shouldn't have interfered in the first place. We only got involved to begin with because we fabricated an excuse to 'liberate' the country thanks to an ongoing occupation that was also the result of a massive load of fabricated bollocks that (tellingly) nobody has been (or will ever be) held officially accountable for.
I suppose my point was more that as soon as we began occupation, we fucked it for ourselves. It essentially committed us to remaining there indefinitely because absolutely nobody was kidding themselves that the new Afghan government would be able to hold control of the country once the Western forces high-tailed it.
But of course, "KEEP OUR TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN!" doesn't make for the catchiest of slogans during the occupation, because obviously we don't want those poor Afghanis under the tyrannical rule of the US Government, right?
The whole thing is a fucking shambles.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:01, Reply)
your backpedalling after weirdly deciding to have a crack at people who protested makes even less sense
if you accept it was a monumental and unethical fuckup that is not achieving it's aims, that destroying villages with drone strikes after some informer tip off is not going to win hearts and minds, that instead all it produces was death and displacement and a generation of radicalised young muslims who start thinking the taliban aren't so bad after all, then it's absolutely folly to continue it. "sent back in?" "essentially committed?". Christ
there was some ex-general during the early years talking just now about how the afghanis have a history of not liking invaders and that's why we should be surprised at the speed of collapse and we were all "Yes, everyone fucking knew this already. But you didn't pipe up at the time, did you? You just went along with it"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:31,
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Where was I backpedaling?
Perhaps I wasn't clear enough:
I was absolutely against any occupation of Iraq/Afghanistan. Wasn't our business. Should have left them to it.
However, the government thought better and decided to invade anyway.
At that moment, we had basically said "Well, we're in it for the long haul, now". Because we knew as soon as we vacated, things would go completely tits up.
We vacated, things went tits up.
Now the folk campaigning for us to leave Afghanistan are going to realise what a bad idea that was and start pleading for a re-occupation.
Essentially, every decision we've made in regards to the conflict has been a massive fucking failure.
(, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:43, Reply)
unlike the trans debate, I actually care about this issue
I was in London for the biggest protest march in history. We knew this was the outcome and all I feel now is sadness. I don't even have much stomach to argue with you, but briefly, we weren't preventing the place from going tits up, we were the ongoing cause of it. The country was a basketcase of warlords, IUDs, corrupt puppets, soldier kicking in doors, and death from above because of us. I don't mean to be the one to break it to you, but life hasn't been very good for the average afghani these last 20 years, and it's been because of us. this is why the Taliban has the support and the puppet kharzi in kabul doesn't
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:57,
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The biggest ever demo was in 2003, two years after the invasion of Afghanistan. It was against the invasion of Iraq.
An IUD is a contraceptive device.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:17,
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pedantry is not the same as insight or intelligence, it's just the scraps you latch onto because you lack the others
anyway, it matters not. the world is how it is because there's enough dickwits that allow it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:06,
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Certainly things have been fucking shit in Afghanistan for the last 20 years.
However, to name just one significant improvement, girls were in schools and women in universities. That was not the case before 2001, and I think it’s safe to assume will no longer be the case now.
To quote someone much wiser than I am:
“have you ever considered the possibility that you might be wrong in some of your assertions?”
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:44,
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only if you believe some white picket fence fairytale you were sold. Im sure the spectator would have run an article about how lucky afghani women are because of us
we succeeded in creating a little bubble at enormous expenses, where those lucky few wealthy from corruption could enjoy a sort weird western green-zone shopping mall life, where in the provinces we abandoned all else to their lawless fate, which was our missile and mop up operations and it's really hard to tell who's taliban and who isn't so lets kill them all to be sure, ensuring that fundamentalists would be well supported. It's those same people who are on the tarmac now. And people are scratching there heads and saying "why didn't they support our man?" It's because of what we did, all else is a mirage. There were plenty of people, soldiers, civilians, ngos, talking about how things were actually like, how fucked we'd made things and how little we're liked or supported, but few were listening. We're the good guys, right?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:59,
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As bad as things were, I am certain that under the Taleban they will be infinitely worse.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:11,
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you're certain, are you?
I guess you must really be in touch what an afghani villager wants out of life and what they prioritise. Strange that they've abandoned the karzai so quickly in favour of the taliban, but you know better. I mean, they're muslims and under the taliban, there's law and protection of property and a means of redress that hasn't existed in 20 years of western shitfuckery and they've repeately said that's why they prefer the taliban when interviewed about it, but they're most likely lying. They probably didn't realise that we were just about to make things great for them instead of treating all of them like potential enemies that we can treat horribly or kill with little accountability, it was going to happen any day now....
I see swagatha went all quiet. lucky you were on hand to pick up the slack
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:28,
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I guess all those people desperately trying to get on planes to escape the Taleban, like the people your original post was about, aren’t Afghanis.
I guess the streets are deserted in Kabul because everyone is at home, celebrating quietly.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:51,
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How do you think the Afghans that didn't actively oppose the post-Taliban government are going to be treated now?
Do you think all will be forgiven?
Are you seriously suggesting that things are going to get better for the majority of the Afghani population now? Just because they all follow the same religion?!
I'm struggling to think of any nations that have flourished under a theocratic government. Can you name any?
The Afghanis were fucked before the Western occupation. They're doublefucked now. I mean, unless the Taliban have had a change of heart and decided that boiling people alive or locking them in cages and watching them burn to death was perhaps a little ethically misguided. I guess we'll just have to wait and see. Maybe they'll just stick to throwing homosexuals from the tops of buildings.
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I remember when they were called the Mujahideen
and in the eyes of the west were brave freedom fighters.
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:21,
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Well they were fighting the Soviets at the time. However sometimes the enemy of my enemy is also my enemy.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:26,
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'...was killed by a hidden IUD'
What a tragic way to die.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:48,
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That’s the lot of all those poor ova, never even got the chance to meet the right gamete.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 20:38,
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There wasnt much protest against Afghanistan
Certainly not at the start (just after 9/11). Iraq was when it all kicked off at which point the two conflicts were conflated to some extent.
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they were only conflated as enemies of 9/11 by the US and its allies. the antiwar protesters understood the folly and lies behind both conflicts
the same people who organised the giant hyde park (which we saw all of and were close enough to hear all the speakers, some of whom talked about afghanistan, and lady dynamite singing for some reason) we the Stop the war coalition. they had organised several smaller protest about afghanistan, I attended one, but when blair published his case for war with iraq it got a lot of people mobilised. The afghan conflict started with missile strikes, then a limited operation in tora bora, but it was when they committed a ground task force with really opaque strategic aims that a lot of us, who could see the obvious parallel with vietnam and it's escalation without a clear end game and based on a lot of wishful thinking, became really alarmed enough to protest
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:46,
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Your friends at the Stop The War coalition have already demanded the UK pay reparations to Afghanistan.
Given Afghanistan is now under control of the Taleban, they are literally asking the U.K. to pay a political organisation that amongst other things opposes democracy in any form, denies females access to education, and stones and beheads people they don’t approve of, like gay people for example.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:08,
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how many chinese made items do you have in your home, prufrock
I mean before I get into the complex subject of ethics in multilateral relations, I'd want to gauge whether you're an unknowing or knowing hypocrite. Actually, fuck it. dealing with you is just parsing one stupid argument after another, the same kind of stuff I heard in the march to war. It's depressing.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:47,
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When losing an argument, try whataboutery, in fact fuck it, just resort to a non sequitur.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:53,
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 14:27,
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Just because a dickhead tells you a good idea doesn't make it a bad idea.
So if war is bad, the fact that you're being told it's bad by someone you otherwise disagree with on some related topics shouldn't blind you to the fact that war is indeed bad.
Of course, usually we all get that bit wrong. If Jonathan King told me that eating food was necessary for health, for example, I'd probably be wondering what the ghastly trick was.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:54,
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I’m not opposed to anti-war sentiment, in certain contexts I might disagree with it, but I don’t object to it as a standpoint.
I do object to giving a barbaric and tyrannical regime like the Taleban cash compensation in any context. That’s what STW are calling for. Not food and medical aid, but cash reparations.
War is bad. That much I have learned.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 18:40,
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There's people who were against the war starting, and there's the people who supported it at first but wanted out after years of bloodshed
Kind of like Vietnam again, except I feel like the original antiwar folks mostly gave up, leaving a strange sort of Republican antiwar group leading the protest.
I daresay this isn't news though. Just wanted to get my own thoughts in order. As you were.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:42,
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I protested against the Afghanistan and Iraq wars
but once we'd committed it stood to reason that we'd have to pull a Germany/Japan and stay there forever.
Sadly, unlike in Japan/Germany we decided the best policy was to act as terrorists.
The empowerment of women, the return of music and culture, both excellent. Worth the price? It might have been arguable up to a couple of weeks ago, but now it's all gone to shit.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:30,
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I don't think you understand how to use the word analogy.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:55,
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Will you tell me what my Germany/Japan analogy is?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 17:47,
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I first met my wife at an anti war protest in the 2000s.
The popular opinion pendulum swung so far behind the various wars in the decade after that, we ended up a bit scared to mention it in public.
It all seems a bit cirular and repetitive. I'll be getting my 1990s clothes out the back of the wardrobe soon, I reckon.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:10,
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You shouldn’t be shy about mentioning that.
It’s certainly a lot more wholesome than “We met at a VD clinic.”
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 22:27,
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I know I *shouldn't* be shy about it
- but as much I as try not to, the company I work for means I spend a lot of time working with ex-military types and defence contractors.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 9:35,
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He’s more likely to complain that the USAF is interfering in the airline industry
and that he should be allowed to charge £10k per person.
Seriously. Fuck that guy.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 9:46,
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it's unverified but from a military monitoring source
as someone pointed out, at the fall of saigon an A-130, which is a much smaller plane, had 537 people on board, so it's certainly possible if they lost control of boarding as the pictures show and it became a free-for-all
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:04,
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C-130?
They've both got the weight capacity, it's the volume I doubt.
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i no way of knowing, but if you see the huge crowd on the tarmac of fearful desperate people who if they cant get on a plane face torture and death
and some of the video on twitter of the mad scramble and fighting scenes at the airport, then it doesn't seem too far-fetched that they'd pack in like a clown car
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:39,
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Ever been in the cargo hold of a C-17
It’s bloody massive.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:55,
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Maybe if they put a temporary second floor in...
Yeah, I've been in an Antonov An-124 too - like a cathedral.
Let's be frank, the whole sordid affair has been a mass of pain, death and suffering caused by imperialist warmongering, with outstandingly terrible side effects across the globe. I've never been to Afghanistan, but it took six of my mates, and for what?
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sorry to hear it
i lost some friends in the early 2000s, and it still hurts
some think the colossal obscene tragic failure was justified because taliban = bad and this also absolves us from any culpability, reparations or future engagement, a metric they hypocritically don't apply to any other regimes, at least, those willing to buy british goods, or their own government who invades countries and kills thousands of civilian on pretexts exposed as invented. As stephen fry pointed out in the video recently posted, a lack of understanding of the complexities of moral relativism and simplistic perspective is something they share with the fundamentalist people they've demonised, and helped allow this highly predictable failure to go ahead
As to the plane, I saw a pic this morning and to my visual estimation was well short of 800, so you were spot on with your assessment of its packing limitations
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 3:48,
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sorry to hear it from you too...
I quite agree. I'd add how the only folk who really know the pointlessness of it - and learn from it, are the normal folk at the sharp end. It's only positive is for supportive politicians and shareholders of the like of Halliburton.
The Grauniad pegs it at 640. See: www.theguardian.com/world/2021/aug/17/afghanistan-striking-image-appears-to-show-640-people-fleeing-kabul-in-packed-us-military-plane
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To be fair, the transition of power was smoother than that of the recent US presidential elections.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:09,
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We could learn a lot about transitioning from the Taleban.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:18,
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Yes, mate. That was the joke. Thanks for hammering it home.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 10:23,
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I'm not sure what their stance is
but Iran carries out more sex changes than anywhere else except Thailand, apparently. They prefer to change your sex than stone you for homosexuality. Super progressive.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:37,
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No one can hold Afghanistan.
Not without the warlords in the mountains agreeing to it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 12:46,
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It's raining men, hallelujah
How it started.................................................How it's going
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 13:48,
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I'd argue it started when they sent John Rambo over there with a fuckton of munitions and started training what was essentially a country of goat herders on how to most efficiently murder those Commie Russian bastards.
The Yanks try to skip over that chapter, though.
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The country of goat herders who had already defeated the British empire and taken all their guns.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 15:44,
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Mousa : This is Afghanistan... Alexander the Great try to conquer this country... Then Genghis Khan, then the British. Now Russia. But Afghan people fight hard, they never be defeated. Ancient enemy make prayer about these people... you wish to hear?
Rambo : Um-hum.
Mousa : Very good. It says, 'May God deliver us from the venom of the Cobra, teeth of the tiger, and the vengeance of the Afghan.' Understand what this means?
Rambo : That you guys don't take any shit?
Mousa : Yes... something like this.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:03,
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It's a monumental classic of cinema
that has aged so, so well.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 19:37,
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This is well worth a read.
www.amazon.co.uk/Longitude-Genius-Greatest-Scientific-Problem/dp/0007214227
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 11:13,
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I've heard the story before. Not sure where, probably a podcast.
Is indeed a fascinating tale.
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Very true. This one as well by the same author.
www.amazon.co.uk/Galileos-Daughter-Drama-Science-Faith/dp/1857027124/
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read that years ago, good book, though like a lot of popular science books was a little padded out with superfluous narrative
of the "when miles toddington awoke on a crisp september morning in 1822 he could scarcely have known..." kind
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 17 Aug 2021, 11:49,
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Only one man can save them: HappyToast
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 0:16,
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Turns out the village requested full fibre connection
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 2:14,
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www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news/mums-important-warning-after-being-21333468
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Bit brave to cover this song.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 15 Aug 2021, 23:22,
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If you do a good enough cover then might it be attractive over that of the original performer if they're seen as too long in the tooth
Also isn't it handy/cheaper for film licensing/use?
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I wouldn't know about licensing/use.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 16 Aug 2021, 0:10,
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