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Comedian Paul Taylor is visiting rude place names, to raise money for cancer research.
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SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 5:36,
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money for cancer research. awareness of Comedian Paul Taylor
Anyway, how are Pity Me, Dull, Brawl and Booze 'rude'? He's clutching at straws there.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:15,
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There's two Twatts in the UK, and I lived in the other one.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:35,
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is he going to visit Shilbottle along the way?
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ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 10:51,
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The sign for Battledykes always gets a snigger from me.
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Enron Hubbard had a big meaty piss on, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 11:05,
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This one always amuses me
mobile.twitter.com/william_hardie/status/962709670124314624
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 11:23,
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This should have been on his list:

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Varmint, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:02,
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If he's never been up Minge Lane
I wouldn't be in the least bit surprised.
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Covid69 Boris variant., Fri 20 Aug 2021, 19:14,
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Can't remember where Minge Lane is these days.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:10,
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Off Axe Wound Close
Parking is limited though
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:49,
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I can't afford the parking charges.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 5:23,
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Not rude,
but this always made me laugh...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 2:56,
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I'll check it out
Is that a crocodile that's in this poem for no other than purely narrative reasons?
as I see a snout
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:39,
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tbh, I don't know what you talkin' 'bout
Probably my mistake
I'll see myself
out
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unclepills, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:19,
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I'll give it a listen Eldon is usually ace
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:32,
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Just to put you off even though it's presented by Mr Eldon, the actor
It's co-created by a Mr S Lee (non-performing)
Is a radio show of some 15 minutes
Has Peter serafinovicholich who is married to a common crush
And that nice lady who won the oscar.
Prod. Morrish
I like it, only 4 eps in the series, only two available now and they'll start dropping away in less than a month.
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unclepills, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 15:24,
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This is essential listening!
Also check out Down the Line which is superb
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Down_the_Line_(radio_series)
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 21:36,
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The Stock Market
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:55,
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Excellent
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 0:18,
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Old Sekonda watch ad
very mildly nsfw especially at 240p
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:16,
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Onlyfans to ban sexually explicit content after October 1st.
The Reddit/Imgur virgins are in uproar. Quite a sight to behold. Apparently they're upset on behalf of all the 'Sex Workers' that will be out of a job now. How very noble of them.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 22:39,
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can't imagine OnlyTalibans will retain their $1bn valuation after that
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 22:48,
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Apparently there's a big problem with underage kids uploading content due to the fact there's no age verification system.
As well as videos of sexual assault and other horrible grotty shit. I'd imagine that anybody investing in the company would need some assurance that content will no longer be available on the platform.
How they'll actually moderate that differently to how they're moderating it now is anybody's guess, but I suppose it's a start, even if it's just a token gesture.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 22:56,
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Can age verification of posted content be that difficult?
Presumably they have to have some sort of controls in place when it comes to dealing with the remuneration of content providers or is theirs simply a platform that the content providers use to host with a payment mechanism attached? Somehow divorcing OnlyCleanHands from the the content.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:10,
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Well, I recall that Onlyfans originally launched as a streaming site targeted towards gamers/cosplayers/etc
And then got kinda taken over by the porno brigade during lockdown. I assume that due to the original intended use of the platform that regulation of moderation/remuneration was pretty lax and remained that way once the client base changed. That, and apparently the founder has a history of dodgy ventures in a similar area to Onlyfans' final form.
It wouldn't surprise me at all if the site pays out in BTC (which is near impossible to moderate) and PayPal, which I remember used to be fairly poor at policing their own age restrictions.
Of course, basic age verification isn't a difficult thing to implement. Just make the person sign up with a valid credit card. But then you have the obvious issue of that limiting your customer base and also (if you're a massive cynic like me) limiting the range/variety of 'content creators'.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:39,
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fuck 'em
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ozof, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 3:47,
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Xtube is closing too…
…I’ve heard.
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jonbob loves you, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 4:46,
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Fun ad
Yeah, I know the company's evil
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 22:30,
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Wait, so you can order something online, and then not have to pay for the privilege of picking it up yourself? Revolutionary.
There’s an ad on uk tv for an online car sales site, it boasts that there’s “no haggling” like it’s a good thing.
“The sticker price is what it costs you cunts, how else do you think we can afford these constant tv ads?”
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 23:58,
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are you drunk?
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ozof, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 3:51,
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Always.
I just thought it was a weird thing to emphasise in the tag line for the ad.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 8:39,
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Just because
NSFW
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 21:40,
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but why?
kool keith
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emptyspace, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 14:10,
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that's my next holiday planned then
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:55,
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www.pinterest.co.uk/pin/582582901778255691/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 21:04,
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Haha, woop!
Imma gonna get me some asp!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 13:07,
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I'm not sure the excuse works the other way around
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razzle, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 21:26,
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Great skills, cheap materials.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:17,
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Well, what would you know?
I'm in the middle of that other Ghibli feelgood classic 'Grave of the Fireflies', right now!
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:21,
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it sure is
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Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:27,
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Many Gundam died to bring us this information
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 21:56,
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Été 2021, jusqu'ici tout va bien.
"Summer 2021, so far so good".
Something else that might need Yakety Sax
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unclepills, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:11,
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Fine as it is, in my book
Anything with a guy in just his pants and a dancing tyrannosaurus isn’t taking itself too seriously.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:43,
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needs more dinosaurs
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razzle, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:32,
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It's the cyriak vibes of the one below it that got me...
twitter.com/i/status/1428013668181200896
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:51,
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Pretty sure it’s not vibes
It’s one of his gifs.
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Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 18:05,
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Whoops. Apologies to Mutated Monty if he's reading!
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 20:56,
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I thought it was a vast improvement.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:29,
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Christ, that's a rough looking 14 year old.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:59,
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is this the same as wearing a father christmas suit?
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razzle, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:57,
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I'm an insufferable lefty
but I don't think cultural appropriation is a real problem. If people want to play dress-up, that does no harm to anyone and people who think it does are probably the real racists, wanting every creed and colour to stay in its place.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 13:12,
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*cough*blackface*cough*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:12,
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People get too bloody touchy about 'blackface' these days, too.
I remember seeing a video once with a bunch of folk getting all outraged because two white blokes had dressed up as Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction. Or that poor Australian kid who was basically getting death threats for dressing up as his favourite footballer who just happens to be black.
There's absolutely no place for people painting their faces in order to mock ethnic minorities. But there seems to be a lot of pearl clutching for the sake of pearl clutching in regards to blackface.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:57,
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Maybe it just isn't worth it given the response.
It seems a lot deeper than mere conformity.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:29,
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I totally agree that it's not worth it. But much of it seems like outrage for outrage sake.
Michael Jackson is an interesting one, mind. I assume it's permissible for a white person to portray MJ from the 'Bad' era onwards, but portraying 'Thriller' era MJ and earlier would be a huge no-no, despite the fact that he always identified as black?
Anyway, like you say, hardly worth the bother. Nobody is going to die because they can't dress up as MR. T or Bob Marley anymore.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:00,
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Don't know about MJ
I'm not sure he knew who he was, a person who appeared to have complex issues.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:29,
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he issued a lot into young boys' mouths
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:13,
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He's back everyone!
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:36,
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Okay yeah, in films and whatnot. Get a real black actor.
If you want to do a really accurate Mr. T cosplay though... IDK. Seems problematic, but it shouldn't be. If you're blacking up to mock black people, then surely it's the mocking that's at issue more than the makeup.
It's not really the same issue as a non-Muslim woman dressing up in a burka.
If a Mongolian wants to wear sock suspenders, or a Chadian wants to wear a bowler hat, I do not feel my culture is being harmed or threatened. If a Mauri wants a Celtic tattoo, so what? If a Welsh Patagonian wants to wear a bindi to a Jewish wedding where the Micronesian groom wears a Scottish kilt, fine.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:57,
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Probably more about the history of racial oppression than the actual act.
Just because "it shouldn't be" doesn't mean it won't be interpreted as at least insensitive, if not deeply offensive.
Yes, get an actor of the particular skin colour/accent required.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:23,
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Oh I understand it's a social no-no
but I still think there's a difference between a white person blacking up to essentially take a black person's job, or to misrepresent them (e.g. a minstrel show), and getting upset over people wearing clothes for their aesthetic value without attaching religious significance to them. I don't think it's the same issue.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:27,
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Full of grey areas , depends who's watching and where you are.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:46,
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Omigod, it's almost as if nuance is thing!
Yeah, time place intent etc.
If I have African ceremonial masks in my house, it's not because I'm pretending I'm a witch doctor, it's because I thought they were cool and bought them on my gap year doing charidee work.
Or whatever. Just dont be a dick.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 6:55,
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I don't know
there are many things I'd like to do but I choose not to because it would be offensive and hurtful to people but there are other things I will make a stand for.
Do I really want to dress up as another race? Well, maybe it'd be fun to dress as someone with different colour skin on some occasion but do I want to enough to cause offence? Nop.
Do I want to be able to have sex with any adult (or adults) who wants to have sex with me? Yep, and god help anyone who gets between me and the person/people I want nookie times with. Actually, they'll probably just get caught up in it too and have a ruddy good time.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:10,
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*clutches groin protectively*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:34,
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You’ve spelt “provocatively” wrong.
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Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:00,
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I think cultural appropriation is a problem
But people often mistake it for something else.
Cultural appropriation is when you present something as with a meaning different to the original cultures significance. The most obvious example is the Swastika, which was once a harmless religious symbol of divinity in various Indian religions, but now just means racism and genocide to most of the world, after being appropriated by the Nazis.
However I'm not convinced this Lily Cole incident is technically cultural appropriation. It's just bad taste, and not respecting something that's very important to someone else.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:15,
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To what extent is it a problem?
Wouldn't life be complete shit if stories, music, art, science, literature, sport, political/spiritual/philosophical ideas, technology, skills, fashions, et-fucking-cetera were never appropriated?
The politics of Cultural Appropriation seems to be about maintaining cultural purity, which you must admit does sound a little bit Hitlery.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:43,
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I think there's a line between cultural appropriation and cross-culture inspiration
but it is admittedly blurry.
Also Brits are pretty irreverent about everything, so I don't know how it would end up with us on the receiving end, unless Cornish Pasties started being used as a symbol of scientology or something.
Actually when there was a sort of attempt to co-opt the "OK" hand gesture to mean "white power" that did feel like it was taking a part of my language. Dunno how genuine it was but it did feel like something was being taken.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 19 Aug 2021, 18:49,
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As I said, if Johnny Foreigner wants to dress up in sock suspenders and a bowler hat, wear some fake wonky teeth and stick the union flag up his bumhole,
or dress up as Britannia and piss on a Spitfire, or appropriate the image of Winston Churchill and use that to sell clubbed baby seal meat, I would not feel the smallest concern for the purity or integrity of my culture.
What does Cultural Appropriation theory have to say if cultural appropriation is a legitimate and traditional aspect of ones culture?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 22:01,
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...do you work for the British Museum?
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 20 Aug 2021, 18:16,
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...do you work for the DUP?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 21:09,
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And if I did I'd still HAVE UVURY RIGHT TO BEY HAYRE.
Ut uzz uh lort uv fun reudung un uh nordy accunt.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 22:10,
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Cultural appropriation
pretty much built civilisation. Without it, we'd just be low tech tribes, with tiny tech differences.
One tribe would invent slightly better pottery but that knowledge gets lost when the tribe who invented slavery attack, because the tribe down the road who still scoop water with their hands are the only guys who ever invented writing, and no-one is swapping good ideas.
Edit: In fact, no tribe could ever defend itself against the tribe who invents punching people in the face. Kicking in the balls might be seen as a disrespectful derivative version which doesn't preserve the authentic ancient spirit of a punch to the face, and blunt weapons technology seems like too much of a leap to make for a tribe without unarmed combat.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:30,
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Whenever somebody plays the cultural appropriation card
I just ask them what genres of music they enjoy.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:37,
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No you dont
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:39,
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Almost everyone, regardless of creed or colour, is Greek, British and American. For whatever reason, they don't like it when you point that out at the Hackney Diversity Fete.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:02,
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Cultural appropriation is bad.
My native American spirit guide told me that on my last vision quest after necking loads of peyote.
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The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:13,
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Well she got the publicity for her new book.
So that's a result.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:11,
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Guide to the lord of the rings (spoiler alert)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 1:45,
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{:-D
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 3:13,
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v funny :)
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ozof, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 5:00,
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Haha very good
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:34,
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"spoiler alert"
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 20:59,
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They're taking the homeboys
to LaserTag!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 1:22,
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SUPERTRAIN! (shit train)
The show that nearly bankrupted NBC, doesn't take long to see why. Good fun nonetheless.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 19 Aug 2021, 0:56,
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They'll be breaking wind at 90 for sure
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:51,
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Ha, must watch that again sometime.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:33,
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Honestly, the bit at 12.30 where the old-fashioned conductor does a probably-authentic-and-well-researched "All Aboard" that last a full 20 seconds is worth the wait.
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fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:58,
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Ha, sounded like Charlie Chuck
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Minkster, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 12:26,
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"The first continental railroad built in this country..."
as single-track. Interesting choice.
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thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:18,
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Short bits of footage from the 1940s
Comment section goes full political/nostalgia/racist pretty soon.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:50,
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cool footage
as the Hartley quote, the past is a foreign country; they do things differently there
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 2:29,
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Gosh, we really used to smoke didn't we?
it was a national vocation.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:06,
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Yep, due to the colonies it was pretty cheap too.
Collecting cigarette cards was a common hobby.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:20,
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You're right
wasn't there even Embassy point shops too where if you got enough coupons from packets of fags you could have a thing?
I used to have a really nice Marlborough Zippo lighter from the days I smoked...
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:13,
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My ex has a vintage Lambert & Butler gym bag.
It's wonderful.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:23,
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Yep, collect enough of them and you could get
an iron lung...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 17:35,
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...or a really nice coffin.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:00,
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Jesus the comments
'we fought against the wrong enemy' Brilliant take on ww2.
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The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 19:29,
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Simple answers for simple minds.
A lot of the comments are emotional fantasy, thought doesn't come into it much.
Reading so much into very little.
'Isn't everyone so smart' avoiding the fact it is central London and in the middle of the day. The scruffy people are likely at work or home, especially in wartime.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 21:25,
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Oh god the timing is gold
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:32,
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Ahahahaha
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:46,
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This is just how the battle of Geonosis started.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:05,
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What, in the baggage handling department?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:11,
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Possibly.
Definitely involved pratfalls and conveyor belts, I remember that much.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 15:49,
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we've all been there
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unclepills, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 0:16,
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There goes his shoe!
And there HE goes!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 0:17,
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I was thinking more about the end part of Carry On Spying
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jonbob loves you, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:17,
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Oh man, I can't fucking believe this. Another basement. Another conveyor belt. How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 8:49,
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Sadly it is an eternal loop for this fella
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Sherbs, Tue 24 Aug 2021, 20:41,
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Airports sometimes contain a lot of drunk people
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Sherbs, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:08,
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Sometimes?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:37,
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There you go...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 11:41,
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*bookmarked*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:07,
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Cheers :)
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 20:30,
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Jaga Jazzist - Spiral Era
Recorded at the top of Økern Kulturtårn in Oslo
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 20:39,
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I flippin' love me some Jaga
Although I am extremely partial to the Todd Terje remix of Oban:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s69-5jFJgJI
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SimianKid internet faffer, Fri 20 Aug 2021, 14:17,
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The silliest most boring castle siege
So some sovereign citizen types have tried to seize Edinburgh castle.
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 20:29,
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A trebuchet loaded with haggis might have been more effective.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:02,
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Don't give them ideas
Lobbing Haggis at anyone must breach all International Law. If any gets in your mouth game over.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:09,
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Fucking twats - Magna Carta is not Scottish law
Basic history / geography / civics guys.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:02,
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I mean, even if there was anything in the whole sovereign of the land magna carta bollocks, it's fucking English
The law courts have never been unified. Clueless eejits.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:08,
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I'm sure they did do "Their own research"
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:10,
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Apparently they did this…
“whilst citing their rights under Article 61 of the Magna Carter. The 61st clause – which was removed from the document in 1216 – gave 25 named Barons in England the right to expunge a sitting monarch.” So their ‘argument’ wouldn’t hold any water south of the border either.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:08,
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Irrespective of the law, countries don't change hands because of small print.
I don't think it works like insurance.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:24,
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Nah, it's written, see. E.g. the Bible says if I'm meek enough, the whole world is fucking mine!
Mine I tells you! Fucking KJV FTW! Hand it all over, I'm the fucking meek!
* May need to work on meekness.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:30,
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I would like the policewoman to have said "fair enough, where do we post the keys?"?
Just to see
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:44,
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Piss taking and laughter would probably work as a really good method of dispersal, well provided they understood the piss taking.
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Scienti read a strong opinion on the internet on, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 7:35,
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Yes, or alternatively get them to flesh out the details of their plan.
"How do you think this might affect parlimentary traditions/elections in Wales?" Should get a stunned reaction.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 14:27,
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youtube.com/watch?v=oJ4mxOluXY4
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 0:16,
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Quoting bits of old law like it's a magic spell.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:17,
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the things scots'll do to get out of paying for accommodation
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:40,
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Never quite clear what these people want
The right to not pay parking tickets seems to be the extent of it
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 10:06,
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Police Squad!
Because why not?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 13:49,
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fuck me
it's warm in here
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insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:04,
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flame on!
happy candlemas day
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:20,
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Those wildfires are spreading
Conflagurations
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:35,
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Wow an amazing array candles
Happy b3taday
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:46,
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Happy Candules!
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 15:12,
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MANY CANDLES
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 15:26,
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Happy Candle Day!
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Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 15:41,
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All those happy candles, in color
where available
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:11,
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Cigarette?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:47,
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Yes, I know.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 17:44,
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Oooh you sexy thing you. Happy ones Evils
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unclepills, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 18:06,
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CANDLE SPAZ
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 18:29,
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Woah! Happy Candles!
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Varmint, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 18:33,
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19 candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 19:16,
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19 candles up your bum 2 revenge of the candles
Was better IMO. Better lighting.
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:42,
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Happy candles.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 21:02,
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I don't know if anyone else has mentioned...
But there are many candles next to your name.
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VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:49,
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19 candles
What a wasted life.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Wed 18 Aug 2021, 23:33,
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We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Price.
We would have come earlier but your husband wasn't dead then.
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goat thinks you're shit, Sat 21 Aug 2021, 15:56,
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15 Storeys High
The best sitcom you never watched
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 13:27,
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I didn't see all of the episodes, but I loved the ones I did see
It was fantastic
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custard, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 13:41,
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Have this on DVD... it's a solid fave.
Always hoped he'd go back to writing, rather than phone it in via panel shows.
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 14:27,
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I never watched it,
but I did enjoy the radio version.
Which is just a way of saying that I liked it before it was cool.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 15:03,
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I liked it when it was 15 Minutes of Misery
...in retrospect after a couple of years, downloads after either seeing/hearing the TV or radio 15 Storeys, if I'm honest. Such snobbery around about his elevation of panel shows with wonderful nonsense.
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George Blank my 2nd last sig was funny, Thu 19 Aug 2021, 16:00,
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The thermos flask scene
is about the funniest thing ever.
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Chuffley, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 22:43,
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Kiwis being droll
Some excellent reviews
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 12:18,
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They nailed the US and UK versions.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 13:00,
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i'm waiting for the season to finish airing
then i'll probably just download if off that eztv and binge it with the missus
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ozof, Wed 18 Aug 2021, 16:57,
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