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This is a link post Last day for downloads to get it to No.1
It sure beats normalising food banks and promoting YouTube and pop star careers on the back of starving children and deprivation.

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:03, Reply)
This is a normal post OK, the self-promotion charge is fair.
In fact, it's equally as fair as it would be to level at "Kunt".

How is giving money to a charity "normalising food banks", though?
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Dunno but I was listening to that Nick Abbott last night
and someone had texted in saying they wouldn't vote Labour because Labour say they want to scrap food banks, and they need food banks to feed their kids.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea what any of this means, but thanks for your input.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh soz.
Monkeon's point is better made.

My point was that food banks are already normalised, and campaigns to end them are seen, by some misguided idiots, as an attack on the poor.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, OK.
Cheers.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
listening + wanking Nick + Diane
 (Martin Anus, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm more of a Portillo man myself.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Why choose between them?
You could be their Lucky Pierre.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd think that Portillo would rather run a train on tpfp

(Martin Anus, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I believe the argument is that
if people support food banks without also calling out the cause of food banks then it allows a government to ignore the problem as charity will cover it.

Part of the Trussell Trust's work is to "campaign for change to end the need for food banks in the UK", which I believe people like Ed Sheeran and LadBaby will be too media trained and publicly apolitical to mention as part of this campaign.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Presumably "Kunt" is avoiding this problem
by being opaque about how much of his royalties, if any, he'll be giving to charity. I trust someone will correct me if I'm wrong.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post He's not claiming it's for charity, though, is he?
To announce that would turn it into a charity single.

To be honest, I think LadBaby is more thick than deliberate about it, and presumably he's got the number one in the bag (bag! like a Greggs bag! rofl) but quite amusing that he'd mention the opposition and give the publicity.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Anyway, I'd rather see some b3tan names
on BBC Micro snowflakes.

ko-fi.com/post/Charity-snowflake-generator-R6R47ESHZ
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 15:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Whether the Kunt chooses to give a penny to charity or not is entirely up to him. He has to eat three times a day and pay the rent like the rest of us.

I'm sick to death of this "it's for charity, therefore it's sacrosanct" argument.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:53, Reply)
This is a normal post That wasn't my point.
The OP seemed to be implying that "Kunt" has a purer motive than "LadBaby"/John/Sheeran, on the basis that the latter are shamelessly promoting themselves.

My point is that the whole lot of them are shamelessly promoting themselves, including "Kunt". If one lot are giving the proceeds to charity and the other may not be, it doesn't look to me like he's got a purer motive - he's only in it to promote himself, whereas at least the others are making at least a gesture at altruism.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not supporting any of them. Elton was last good in the 1980s, and I'd be quite happy if Sheeran, "LadBaby" and "Kunt" all fucked off into obscurity and stopped wasting everyone's time with their pointless existences.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 16:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Listen carefully to the lyrics
They might give you a clue as to Kunt's motives and the reason for our continuing reliance on food banks. Charities picking up the tab instead of the state - it's a Tory's wet dream.
 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspect it
is primarily a novelty record done for the laughs, rather than an actual attempt to raise awareness.

LadBaby's mistake of engaging gave him a good PR angle which seems to have worked.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 17:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Hmm I dunno.
Meeting with Jon Morter, following the KLF procedure, the savvy social media chart manipulation, selling the idea that buying his song will affect political change, creating a political themed battle of the bands contest... It all looks like a cynical cash grab to me, but I'm quite a cynical cunt myself. Especially at Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 17:51, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, I'm sure
money and ego are also involved.

I was meaning more what he expects people to take from the record itself.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There was me thinking he was just being edgy.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 18:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Edgy Comedy vs Catchprase Comedy
But which is best?

A. Whimsy #CaptainBeaky4XmasNo1
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Part of the Trussell Trust's work is to "campaign for change to end the need for food banks in the UK“.
Yeah, right. A bunch of well paid charity executives are not going to successfully campaign themselves out of a job. Turkeys don’t vote for Christmas.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 22:14, Reply)
This is a link post Marley, Marley, Marley & Me I made this!
Moronic mashup

(dogfood, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Heheh

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 15:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Aygottadarrg!

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 21:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:25, Reply)
This is a link post Japan, you know we can see you don’t you?
Next pandemic source identified.

Taste the TV: Japan invents lickable screen to imitate food flavours


 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post given their case numbers
I would feel significantly happier licking a japanese tv than going into a wetherspoons here
 (piss and shit, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Beats windows.

(tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Bah humbug!
Christmas can be very dangerous, so we must deal with it.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Fascinating to watch, but always strikes me as being incredibly wasteful

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Gotta crush summat

(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah but they could at least separate the degradables, plastics and recyclables first.
All this shit is going into one bin, and then to landfill or incineration. Disgusting behaviour. Get your own planet if you want to behave like that, innit.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 14:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a similar feeling,
although I suppose that the counterargument is that the stuff he crushes is overwhelmingly tat that'll end up in a landfill pretty soon anyway, so he's not actually making that much of a difference.
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post In the "Beyond the Press" channel
- where they usually are blowing shit up in the wilderness, they're always making a point of how they're going to clean things up / making sure there are no nasty things in the target object.

But yeah, it's a little bit close to Atwood's idea of the nihilistic weirdo websites in her Maddaddam trilogy for comfort at times.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 18:18, Reply)
This is a link post Peter Parker missed the part where that was his problem


(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 23 Dec 2021, 8:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Harder than it looks
Especially in that thing where the outboard engines mean that you only get about 5 degrees of bank to play with before you're dragging them in the grass. Bonus of being so massive though is that it's got so much inertia that it'll just ride through gusts.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post
I used to bullseye womp rats in my cessna back home, they're not much more angular than five degrees
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 13:10, Reply)
This is a normal post You've sent me down a rabbit hole with this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJzDRsEKDa0
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
2:43
Fuck. That.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 16:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Scary stuff!

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 16:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I would not like to be sat at the back of that plane.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 15:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The back is the safest place, statistically.
But no, it'd be terrifying.

An old work mate of mine had a pilot's licence and used to have to rent a light aircraft to keep up his air-hours. Flying with him in a dinky little single prop plane taught me a lot about the aerodynamics - coming in to land with the prop hardly turning, seeing the wings wobble and flex... All very normal.
I've been a much more comfortable flyer ever since.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I was more concerned about the g forces
when the back wheels touch down and the entire body of the plane swings forward.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 13:10, Reply)
This is a link post Half an hour of silly


(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 23:17, Reply)
This is a link post Bad Seeds
Strange carnivorous plants
(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post that was very clever

(ozof, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 11:16, Reply)
This is a link post Bring back the danger NSFW
A documentary following the writing/recording of Archspire's latest album. They're pushing boundaries on making technical metal. Regardless of whether that's your thing, it's great to see the creative process unfolding for a band and see them take things even further.
(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing about the phrase "technical metal" screams DANGER at me, tbh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 6:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't want to hate on your thing
But that is bobbins
 (LetsGetDownToIt, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 8:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The bit where the drummer talks about how he had to take some ibuprofen because his fingers got sore from too much playing is pretty metal.
I guess.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 10:35, Reply)
This is a normal post based on the comments Ijgave it a watch
was a bit disappointed to have to wait 15mins to hear the kind of music they make, and I found those 15 minutes quite boring, so when the pandemic hit I didn't care enough about them to keep watching
 (piss and shit, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 12:17, Reply)
This is a link post Deck the halls
Some more Broccoli

(Sherbs, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:04, Reply)
This is a link post The best sacking ever NSFW
My new favourite tv show - Ted Lasso. Just binge watched the whole two series.
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 18:41, Reply)
This is a link post Where's Bono? I made this!
How well do you know the classic Band Aid line up?
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Fun but tricky.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post It could have been harder.
I didn't include people like the drummer from the Boomtown Rats.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post The album designer was a curveball.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought he was quite well known.
Seen someone else complain, so he's no longer a question.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe add a difficulty level select

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 20:31, Reply)
This is a normal post idiot, twice tapped on Francis Rossi instead of Rick Parfitt despite being told I was wrong

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 18:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A b3tan who doesn't know teh Quo?
*banned*
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I knew the pair of them I just obstinately picked the wrong one twice
Not as bad as the age spent looking for one of the Kemps
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post What?! Outrageous!

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:05, Reply)
This is a normal post This is brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post 1.6s Bob Geldoff

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Took ages trying to find Phil Collins
before I realised I could scroll the image around on my phone.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Well that explains a lot!
Cheers for the tip
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 20:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Added a note to let people know you can scroll.
I hate smartphones.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Good clean fun!
:o)
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:54, Reply)
This is a link post Pandemmy Awards


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 13:14, Reply)
This is a link post You Can't Park That There Mate
Made me feel warm inside - must be empathy or maybe COVID

Crashed £240k Ferrari 'driver' explodes as joker quips 'you can't park there'


 (strongp, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh - I clicked through and got S*n all over my nice clean computer
Here is is in all it's brief glory:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SumXQYBm84I
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 14:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Disappointing to see that he doesn't actually explode.

(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post "Alright mate, keep your hair on"
Might have worked
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-D

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 14:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Ugh! Blocked at the router (along with the Daily Heil)

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 9:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Mid-engined, but a massive left-right weight imbalance.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Grossberger
Stir Crazy
 (Sherbs, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 21:59, Reply)
This is a normal post gAKE AND FAY
Totally set up!
 (chuffster, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
I love England.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Fri 24 Dec 2021, 11:44, Reply)
This is a link post So - where does all this vitriol come from?
A series of 8 half-hour programmes about the origins of the so-called culture wars.

"Post anything funny, interesting, or stuff you've made."

Things Fell Apart - Introducing Things Fell Apart - BBC Sounds


 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I like that Jon follows
what he's interested in and so still makes small radio stuff, rather than seeing his getting into movies as an end point.

I wish Joe Cornish and Chris Morris would do the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 16:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I miss those guys
and it seems like we need them now more than ever.
 (WiggZ, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 23:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I've already heard the one about anti-abortion campaigning in the US
Fascinating stuff - looking forward to the rest.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:39, Reply)
This is a link post still got something in my eye
skip to 4:06 for full on eye grit

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 11:29, Reply)
This is a link post This is EXCELLENT and very pretty
Arcade machines in ultra-slow-mo
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 9:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Excellent albeit the clumsy and obvious two minute message from his sponsors at the end thoroughly pissed on his chips.
 (Benzyl, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 23:16, Reply)
This is a link post Halo halo is it me you're looking for?
The Nativity sponsored by Brookshaw Corporate Finance

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 23:58, Reply)
This is a normal post To me that would be so much better without the canned laughter
The ruination of many a half decent comedy.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 13:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Think we can let 'em off just this once
The laughter's live on all their other ones

 (I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 14:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's still completely unnecessary, live or not.
I don't to hear a bunch of strangers laughing to be reminded where the funny bits are. I'm not in a studio audience, I'm sitting in living room/office/toilet.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:15, Reply)
This is a normal post have i told you you're a bumpy old grastard sometimes?

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But,
how would I know when to laugh?!
 (I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 23 Dec 2021, 7:58, Reply)
This is a link post MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM MULLIGAN AND O'HARE!


(I helped save b3ta! Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 23:19, Reply)
This is a normal post ...mmVery violent...

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 15:24, Reply)
This is a link post A Dadaist nightmare art installation


(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post From an ethical standpoint, I find this deeply disturbing.
Was/is it legal to carry out these kinds of medical procedures across the pond? Nothing would surprise me with that lot, to be fair.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 23:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Moreau meets Crufts.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 14:51, Reply)
This is a normal post How very strange

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 21 Dec 2021, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 8:54, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 22 Dec 2021, 15:06, Reply)

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