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This is a link post Australian love letter to Novak Djokovic
Dicked around and found out

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Thu 6 Jan 2022, 20:49, Reply)
This is a normal post it's all over the frickin news here
now our sizable serb community is arcing up and protesting, and you don't want to get serbs mad
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post that's some funny shit

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 1:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha

(gijoel, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 7:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Closing line is absolutely perfect.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 8:51, Reply)
This is a normal post WOT

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 19:46, Reply)
This is a link post Any other TF2 fans here?
I could listen to Mannrobics all day.

Allergy warning: video contains spandex and heavy traces of the 1980’s.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Call this a combat themed hat simulator?
They've missed out the pyro. The spy is in there but wearing spandex and a mullet.
 (strongp, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Not sure about pyro, but the spy’s flair is naturally the Spycrab.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Sun 9 Jan 2022, 22:06, Reply)
This is a link post The Laird of McDonald's - a vibrant scottish horror fast-food western I made this!
The Laird of McDonald's is dead! Who will be the new laird of this fast-food eatery snack-shack?

I aimed to make a happy nightmare, and I hope y'all will experience it once on video, and again in a feverish dream of your own.

(I helped save b3ta! An astonishment swithen.uk, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Weren't the Mcdonald brothers of Irish descent?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 20:15, Reply)
This is a normal post two all-beef paddies

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 23:23, Reply)
This is a link post True (1998)
Short film which became TV commercials...

(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Not clicking that, it might be exactly as described.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 14:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Some things should be left to die.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 16:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Wow
Takes me back.
And it's a dinky short too
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 15:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Good to see where it came from
The Superfriends cartoon version was by far the best version IMHO.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8H1bg65TaM
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 16:55, Reply)
This is a link post Cryptoland awaits
Satire isn't dead, it just smells funny.
(Farty Funkhouser, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 14:07, Reply)
This is a normal post What the fuckittywhat?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I watched this earlier and I wish I'd never heard of this.
It's possibly not satire, and isn't even the first of these kind of things:
Decentraland
Virtual real estate plot sells for record $2.4 million
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 6 Jan 2022, 14:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Blockchain, metaverse
Can both fuck right off.
 (Farty Funkhouser, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Second Life 2

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 19:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Blockchain boogaloo

(Farty Funkhouser, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 0:30, Reply)
This is a link post Star Wars: Heir To The Empire Part One (fan film)
Fairly well animated, very badly cast, directed and acted.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Pubes to The Force

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 13:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I treat all the Star Wars stuff after Rehash of the Jedi as fan fiction
Some of it's passably ok. Most of it's wank.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh yeah, canonicity is for clowns.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 23:57, Reply)
This is a link post 21st century technology is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 3:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Unfortunately, this product is not yet available in Japan and abroad
they could have saved typing the last four words
 (piss and shit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:21, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear they are on sale here....
Click for bigger (424 kb)
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 12:53, Reply)
This is a normal post To think the soup dragon used to put the willies up me when I was a kid!

(I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 16:59, Reply)
This is a normal post and was investigated by yewtree under the strand: others

(piss and shit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:40, Reply)
This is a normal post You know they have subtitles for the Clangers and all, now?
"Wooo-eee-ooo-oo-oo-ee-oo"
"Blargle-garble-blargle!"
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 20:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Does it dryclean?
Asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! VicJameson : fucking internet virgins since, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 12:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Will its mouth take more than a finger?
Also asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 12:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Please tell me it comes in a variety of sizes
Asking for a friend.
 (Papagato RackSpanner, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post ah ffs
Unfortunately, this product is not yet available in Japan and abroad.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 13:37, Reply)
This is a normal post prolly just viral marketing
for a cawthonesque video game
 (ozof, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 20:32, Reply)
This is a link post High Speed Computerized Quilting Machine
A head-mobile computerized quilting machine is an advanced machine for stitching various kinds of quilts, mattresses, blankets, and so on.
 (Taizy nut processing machine, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 3:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it compatible with my mango dryer?

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 3:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I've heard that computerized quilting machine is used by pedophiles to trap children
I also had to override my autocorrect for computerized*, which is the real crime here.

*Twice.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 6:05, Reply)
This is a normal post *computerised

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 7:26, Reply)
This is a normal post My charcoal maker hasn't arrived yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Sill waiting for my Green F-91W / Amber LCD Regular price £38.50 Modified watch
I'm getting suspicious
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 11:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Review:

Do Not Buy:
The seller did not send me the machine and refuses to give me my money back

0/5 stars
 (razzle, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 9:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I wonder how much value /links represents for SEO
and whether these bots are more effort than needed
 (piss and shit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:23, Reply)
This is a normal post No value whatsoever.
See b3ta.com/links/1577852

I did a search on google for Shuliy Machinery and B3ta doesn't even show up. On duckduckgo it's on page 4.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 15:17, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm sure b3ta uses nofollow on links

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Can I use my burnt fruit powder as fuel for this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:36, Reply)
This is a normal post HAPPY CANDLEZ!!
you cunt
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post
My friend's neighbour's cousin told me Zhengzhou Shuliy Machinery make the worst machinery in the industry.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You are correct
I also heard that not only do Zhengzhou Shuliy Machinery make the worst machinery in the industry, they are also flat earthers, conspiracy theorists and don't put the cap back on the toothpaste after using it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 13:36, Reply)
This is a link post Fraggle Rock returns!
I don't like Gobo's voice but remain cautiously optimistic.

So, you know, post huge rants about how this ruins your childhood.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post It's odd.
I can clearly remember the theme tune, but nothing else about that show.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:46, Reply)
This is a normal post
I remember very little, but I'm sure I remember being annoyed that it spent most of its time with the little miners instead of the more interesting characters in the intro.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 23:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I always liked that Gobo and Uncle Travelling Matt were named after theatre/TV special effects...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I remember the theme, the big ugly looking ones and the little builder people.

(Sherbs, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:17, Reply)
This is a normal post looks really good
not good enough to pay for apple tv, but good
 (piss and shit, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 23:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a drinking buddy who adores Fraggle Rock
She will hate the lack of Fulton Mackay

Edit: OK, spotted Sprocket and Gorgs watching it again when not drunk...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 23:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Fulton Mackay used to creep me out as a kid
also, there are gorgs in that trailer
 (piss and shit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My wife's only memory of Fraggle Rock is a playground version of the theme song:
"Down at Fraggle Rock / grab a Fraggle by his cock / Swing him round your head / Now the Fraggle's dead"

Children are so pure and innocent.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 9:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Grab another one
Stick a chainsaw up his bum/ Turn the chainsaw on/ Now the Fraggle's gone
 (I helped save b3ta! Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
This makes me very very happy
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 10:31, Reply)
This is a link post She's since relabelled the video from "Avocados on Toast"


(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Kay's Good Cooking!
I had assumed she was dead.
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post she may well be, this vid is over a year old

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 1:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfft.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 7:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
Love that she can't decide how many d's there are in the word for the thing she's not cooking.
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:07, Reply)
This is a link post Teletext Returns
I didn't realise how badly my life needed this. Also I can't believe it's not GC
 (strongp, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 18:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't believe I remembered the number for
the Northern Ireland regional news page (and its still the same 161)

I think this maybe a remake of another page posted before as it looks slightly different from the last one I remember.

but yeah.. memories.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post


Pfft...
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Don’t we all

(I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 0:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Currently unavailable
If it doesn't make you wait for the data carousel to come round after entering a page number I'm not interested - those lah-di-dah fancy TVs with cached pages completely spoiled the magic.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 23:21, Reply)
This is a normal post This made me unreasonably happy
Woo, and indeed, yay!
 (I helped save b3ta! chilledunit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 0:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I did a lot of content editing on the school Viewdata system back in the day...
Kind of sad it never translated into a full-time job...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 0:56, Reply)
This is a normal post ghetto internet innit

(ARSEHOLE cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 11:44, Reply)
This is a normal post There were numerous dial-up viewdata-based bulletin-board systems (BBSs)
around in the '80s (some even connected together as networks) and were very much a precursor to widespread Internet access that followed in the '90s.

I used to rinse the phone line in the school computer room hanging out on some after classes, live chatting with people, sharing BBC Micro demos, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me!
One of my old hangouts is still kind of on-line!
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I was surprised to find that the lad who made that is only 20.
www.theregister.com/2022/01/06/ceefax_replica/
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 18:30, Reply)
This is a link post Quick, if you know how to make a daiquiri get yourself off to Thailand

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 9:01, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, that

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post The Joshua Trio's country version of U2's The Fly
memory jogged by the Radiohead one below.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 5 Jan 2022, 8:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Big improvement on the original.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I interviewed them for the telly when this was out.
They were funny, three Dubliners very straight-facedly spreading the word that Bono did actually = Jesus.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 5 Jan 2022, 14:12, Reply)
This is a normal post One of the U2 albums is dedicated to Eamonn, IIRC
I met him, but sadly he was very seriously ill in hospital in Dublin.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post But there's four of them!?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 18:14, Reply)
This is a normal post The Three Twerps were one Twerp short, again.

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Best bit is from 2:49 to the end.
Stunning bit of work that, just stunning.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 19:22, Reply)
This is a normal post that was pretty good

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:18, Reply)
This is a link post Two goldfish are in a tank
Goldfish trained to steer Fish Operated Vehicle around a room
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 6:18, Reply)
This is a normal post The Car assi-infrontof-us is fully aurat-onam-us

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 11:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck's sake
Things can't just be a joke anymore...now they all have to be realised in bafflingly elaborate inventions!
 (I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 5 Jan 2022, 15:10, Reply)
This is a link post Rastafari doctor


Dr Aye Mon | Highlands Health Centre | IPN


 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 4:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Och!

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 6:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that too
But it's the wrong Highlands
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't ruin things with facts

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 2:02, Reply)
This is a link post '90 Day Fiancé' star retires from selling farts after heart attack scare
A description? This story does what it says on the jar. I could elaborate, but it would just be a load of gas.

Strangely enough I think this might be SFW?
 (I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:51, Reply)
This is a normal post breaking bad

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 22:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Her business has
Gone with the wind.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post “I think everything happens for a reason, and although my fart-selling days are ending, I am going to save the money I’ve made and will put some into crypto,” she added.
That’s one smart cookie.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post smart air biscuit

(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 22:37, Reply)
This is a link post Creep - Radiohead - Honky Tonk edition
The lyrics were quite appropriate for Country, thinking about it.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 4 Jan 2022, 20:52, Reply)
This is a normal post marvellous:)

(ozof, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this version

(Sherbs, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 1:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer this other version.
youtu.be/m3lF2qEA2cw
Truth be told, I've heard more covers of Radiohead tracks than I have Radiohead tracks.

I think that's for the best, but mostly because anyone who gurns as much as Thom Yorke is probably a pretentious wanker of the third order.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 7:42, Reply)
This is a normal post That is amazing. Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant, superb

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Wed 5 Jan 2022, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post This is why Radiohead kind of don't like Creep so much.
It's trite and formulaic, and nothing much like the rest of their stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 12:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that old chestnut.
Moody rock band with intellectual pretentions resents biggest hit. Yawn.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post It's certainly formulaic,
but I wouldn't go so far as to call it trite. It is ultimately an excellent example of it's form, even if that form is unoriginal.

I got the feeling that Radiohead's distaste was more because of the overblown hype it got, at the expense of their other more interesting work, at a time when they were working hard to be not just another carbon copy indie band.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post They were perfectly happy to perform it the last time I work for them in Manchester...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 6 Jan 2022, 0:05, Reply)
This is a normal post They probably hate having to pay the Hollies royalties

(gijoel, Fri 7 Jan 2022, 7:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I feel like the musical circle is complete....
...having heard Radiohead cover Glenn Campbell:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy6OEvb1or8
 (beanolabub, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 13:49, Reply)
This is a link post Sarcasm through the mail
Series looks funny, but this was the first one I watched.

(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Tue 4 Jan 2022, 20:48, Reply)

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