WORDLE? Pfft. Try SWEARDLE
NSFW
I made this!
All the fun of Wordle but with added swearing. It's SWEARDLE, the four-letter word game.
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 15:04,
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best of the meg ryan films
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 2:16,
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Enjoyably puerile
It gave me ‘Damn’ on the second go round, which I don’t think even the local vicar would consider a swear word. Aced ‘Quim’ on the third attempt though so I can forgive that.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 18:33,
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I got FUCK first try
- which never happens in real life :(
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 19:44,
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nice to see you get a mention
in the telegraph puzzle newsletter.
:)
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wth is mork?
is there some depraved sexual act of which I am unaware?
(, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 20:45, Reply)
You found the deliberate mistake
Oops. That should have been NORK (as in the singular of norks). Fixed now, ta.
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:22,
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I hesitate to say 'google it'
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:23,
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Urban dictionary is your friend
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:28,
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Poon
Not a clue. Does it use random pronouncible words?
*edit* Actually, that describes Urban Dictionary quite well!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:32,
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They are all genuine swears or rude words
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=poon
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hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 21:38,
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Fair enough
But to test my theory about Urban Dictionary I thought of the first nonsense word that came into my head which was "Nuck". It has a meaning according to UD, so based on a sample of one I'm standing by my theory!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 8:08,
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But you know the word knuckles,
so you must realise there's a knuck, and you know the k is silent, so I'm calling shenanigans.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 13:58,
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I got this retweeted
And I came here to post this. Should have known this was the true source.
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 22:20,
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I like the ironic 'click for bigger' link
CUNT!!!!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 1:24,
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went camping over new years, the lady who ran the park had only just switched from running a dairy farm for 20 years, and was a dab hand at metalwork
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 4:39,
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Crap
That's what happens when I try to post from mobile
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Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 8:55,
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Very good!
Invalid Invalid Word List:
CUCK
DONG
NADS
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 22:33,
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Also:
BINT
CACK
FECK
FROT
GUNT
MING
PISH
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 23:47,
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I heard that Jenny's casino's are a front
for a dog rimming paedophile gang
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Dexter should add people like you to his code
mods!
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 4 Jan 2022, 14:55,
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Now it's a new year, what music is now public domain?
1922 Jazz!
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 8:05,
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I thought you said Jizz
Difficult wank, 2 out of 10
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TBL I posted this on, Wed 5 Jan 2022, 19:30,
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"muuum, I can just bring your calipo out to you, you know?"
(warning: daily star link, so probably dodgy ads)
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 22:21,
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This is zuck's fitting theme tune
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Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 22:33,
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Oh god it gets worse
The guy in the blue shirt thinks he's rapping or something.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 16:51,
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'Murica
NSFW
This is great.
Belated Happy New Year B3tans.
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Sweeplovesfisting Take all your footballs home and burst them., Mon 3 Jan 2022, 9:16,
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Peak internet.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 3 Jan 2022, 14:53,
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A history of Noel's House Party
No, really.
More interesting than you might think.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 14:44,
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this series of articles about the history of British Saturday night TV is well worth a read.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 17:05,
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I gave it a go, but too much reverence for what was just fluff then and fluff now.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 18:31,
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As shite as that show was
it did entertain millions of people for many years, and that is worthy of some respect.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 20:56,
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Agreed. But I’m still allowed to bristle at Noel Edmonds.
And vomit at Blobby.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 21:34,
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Lad,
at its height it pulled 18 million viewers. You couldn't get 18 likes on a post on /links.
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Tusk knows where you live, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 23:14,
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The one where the contestant kicked the bucket.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 0:27,
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldWixzz2gms
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 0:10,
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Changed days
At the time most people only had 4 channels, and I dare say one TV per household. Such limitations and the changed nature of broadcast television are a large factor in these estimates.
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Luckily we're all perfectly within our rights to call out Noel's House party as a load of worthless shite regardless of the ratings
The idea that we all have to "respect" something just because it is (or was) popular is actually pretty repulsive and stupid.
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The Nazis were popular once, amirite?
- Noel Edmonds is just like Hitler.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 8:30,
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I have had links get onto the popular page with 3 votes recently.
A few years ago you would need double digits.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 22:53,
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Not even that really
Does anyone outside Noel Edmonds remember it fondly? That's quite an achievement in a country that will get nostalgic over a test card
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I hated it, but I'm inside noel edmonds right now
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 4:02,
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The bit where he gets all stroppy at a bad review is really the only good thing to come of that show
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It's in the video.
As is a clip of Alan Partridge doing the same.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 20:49,
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Total Humiliation!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahr2Hr0H7Jw
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 22:22,
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I adore Jennifer Saunders...
currently got the DVDs of Girls on Top on order...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 1:30,
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nhp30.com/ is also a website about the most important 169 broadcasts in BBC history.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 3 Jan 2022, 18:50,
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I liked seeing the last vestiges of Michael Elphick's humanity
wiped from his alcoholic body as he performed as a sidekick to Neil Morrisey's Sammy The Shammy. What a hellish death for a really very good actor.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 13:51,
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Good as it is
it's not Mrs Brown's Boys - now THAT is what I call popular entertainment.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 4 Jan 2022, 11:49,
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Your favourite film, averaged.
The average colour for each frame of a number of films, shown graphically.
They look a bit like Gerhard Richters, or Bridget Rileys. This is a good thing.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 11:51,
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Calling bullshit on their product description and their entire methodology.
The average movie uses 24fps and lasts about 90 minutes.
That's 129,600 frames, give or take, with each frame being one line.
Not one of their prints appears to contain 129k lines. Also the idea is really dumb. Who is this for?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 14:08,
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I was going to say me.
It's pointless, but I like pretty generative stuff.
Then I saw they're doing NFTs, and have never done Derek Jarman's Blue for the arthouse LOLs.
(They don't say it's each frame, but a sample every 10 seconds - thecolorsofmotion.com/faq)
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 14:20,
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OIC
Then I retract some of what I said, but I'm going to remain somewhat cunty about it.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 15:18,
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It’s for me, I don’t know who else. Beautiful to look at and obliquely based on real data, I like that sort of thing.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 16:50,
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from.. thecolorsofmotion.com/faq
How does this all work?
We take a movie, then we extract the frames at at a regular interval based on the length of the movie (For a 1h30 movie, it's around once every 10 seconds). Next, we calculate the average color of each of those frames. Finally we stack those colors as thin bars from top to bottom in chronological order. The result is a color timeline of the movie.
But like, how does it really work?
Ah! The nitty gritty. The entire process of extracting the movie data and generating the prints is automated using a bunch of node script. To extract the images, we use a node wrapper around ffmpeg, then a series of custom scripts extract the average colors. The frames are uploaded to amazon S3 and the color data stored in mongoDB. Relevant movie data is pulled for each movie using an unofficial IMDB api. The generation of the print files is also automated, using a node canvas wrapper.
if each frame was a pixel then a 360 x 360 picture would do 129,600 frames
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It might be interesting if some of this data fed back into the filmmaking process somehow.
Like lighting changing or get learning algorithm to recut the film according to a preset pattern and enjoy the resulting mess.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 20:50,
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Another pointless cat video
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 0:01,
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I think there were several sharp points to be honest
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 1:04,
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The intensity of it's stare unnerves me.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 3:02,
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My Wife had a cat like this, it's not a funny thing to have to live with. The behaviour is very difficult to discourage and cats can cause a lot of damage when they have the mind to.
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No, not funny to deal with.
A neighbour was given a Siamese that hadn't been socialised properly and had been badly treated, scary and distressing.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 2:06,
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Target acquisition complete, calculating distance...
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 17:47,
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Baffling Mashup
If you've not listened to a podcast called "Reply All", start with episode 158. If you what I did, you'll then do an archive binge and come across what they refer to as "the best hold music in the world", something called Simplicity by a band called Macroform.
If you search for that on Youtube, about the third hit is a mashup of the song with "Sky full of Song" by Florence and the Machine.
The reason I say it's baffling is that I can't see what they've done - I can't see the join. Normally mashups require some evident effort of editing, whereas this just seems to have involved taking the acapella track of "Sky Full of Song" and pasting it directly over an entirely unaltered file of "Simplicity" - no speed adjustments, no snips, no key alterations. Can two songs be accidentally so similar in structure that you can simply drop one into the other, or did I miss something?
Either way, I think the mashup is actually better than FatM's original.
(, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:05, Reply)
Same time signature, key and tempo.
Neither are by any means the most dynamic of Songs, so it's no surprise that they mesh together well.
Here's another good example.
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I lost my old log in details.
For the ultimate mashup here, see "Fly me off the Handel"by the ukulele orchestra. 6 or 8 songs in the same key simultaneously.
youtu.be/2P1-UvqdD7o
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If that wasn't a stunt, she's very lucky.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 23:58,
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attractive chorus of wails and screams
One's AK47 if never nearby when one needs it
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 1:01,
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I wonder what was cut out
between her falling in the water and her dead lifeless body being dragged out.
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Jeffrey44 (User was banned for this post), Mon 3 Jan 2022, 19:48,
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Fucking hell.
Fucking hell.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 17:16,
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That's like a horror movie you can't stop watching
And what's with the "salad" dishes all being something set in a jelly mould?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 18:45,
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The jellied ones look quite Victorian.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 18:55,
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'Serial killer recipes for the whole family'
Made with real brides.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:08,
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Mary Berry is a heartbeat away from slipping back into this sort of shite
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HAM & BANANA HOLLANDAISE
HAM!
If you are as obsessed by me by this recipe;
vintagerecipecards.com/2011/06/15/ham-and-bananas-hollandaise/
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 14:46,
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I've been waiting to post this for 19 years.
Not really.
I listened to this a couple of weeks ago and noticed the reference to this year.
Asian Dub Foundation - Fortress Europe - 2003.
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Oh shit,Senser? slipped out of the house to London and saw them at the Marquee as a 13 years old. Slept on a park bench and got a train home unnoticed at 5am. Top 5 gigs.
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Saw 'em a couple of times live back in the day...
crackin' stuff!
Same goes for ADF, actually...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 23:35,
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“Keep bangin' on the wall Of Fortress Europe”?
They’re risking their lives to escape fortress Europe in rubber dinghies to get to a beach on Boris’ bargain basement Brexit Britain. Take back control!
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 14:49,
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Victims of the hype
350 million a week must be available to someone, cause it hasn't gone to the NHS has it.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 18:40,
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Feeling a bit dizzy this morning
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 10:47,
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Having a tournament for a game based on luck doesn't make sense to me.
The leader board would just be a normal distribution of impulse choices.
I suppose it's about the atmosphere.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 22:41,
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Yeah. I mean clearly, the outcomes are completely based on chance.
But it makes a lot more sense if you approach it like Professional Wrestling, except the winners aren't decided ahead of time. And everyone seems to be genuinely enjoying themselves.
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It's a fun thing.
Thinking of wrestling, this one from Shiori Tomita ft. Ladybeard still amuses me.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=GjQv0tXQd4A
It's incongruous on various levels.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 23:32,
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I think the idea of enlivening a rock/paper/scissors/stone event with a contestant shouting CHAIR as their opponent is twatted from behind with a folded chair has some merit
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Heh, or go literal, combat with actual objects.
Should be okay until someone invents rock scissors.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 1:04,
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It’s not all luck
Humans are quite poor at generating random number strings. We tend to use patterns. Understanding your opponents Roshambo patterns can shade the odds in your favour, like a goal keeper analysing patterns of an opposition penalty kick taker. I tend to win against my kids because I know what they favour. When we pick the same, one tends to try the opposing shape, while the other persists with it
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 22:56,
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You're right, I'm too hungover for thinking.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 23:12,
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Don’t get me wrong, fcm, it aint exactly chess either
Go for a full English breakfast, black pudding, fried slice, the works. It won’t help your hangover but it’ll make your spew look more colourful
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:35,
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m.youtube.com/watch?v=b0SoKWLkmLU
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 0:54,
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Are there no depraved perversions these people won’t televise?
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 1:34,
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At first I loved this idea, being a fan of old pro wrestling, being a fan of marble league, and enjoying a good Japanese yusho.
But 10-15 minutes in, it's obvious that the rock paper scissors element is just a flimsy justification for a fucking beauty show.
Or is it just a coincidence that every single competitor is young, slim and female?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 14:59,
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Well. I mean,
You could kinda argue that Professional Wrestling is a beauty show, too. There's nothing more homo-erotic than a bunch of men's men getting overexcited at the spectacle of two muscular adonises having a big sweaty tumble together.
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Phwoar
So sexy...
..Can't... Prevent myself...
...From having a wank immediately...
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 16:15,
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Having several vaginas carved into your forehead isn't conventional beauty though is it?
Also there's quite a divergence in the skills demanded of pro wrestling and pro RPS.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 16:59,
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Sado-masochism is a thing too.
The wiki on it is very NSFW, unsurprisingly.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sadomasochism
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 17:02,
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I don't know why you'd mention that.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 17:28,
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More honesty in wrestling, the winner gets the choice of top or bottom.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:05,
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That kind of thing exists too. Rule 34, innit.
It's grim stuff though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 21:59,
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Hey! I don't want to see that.
Seriously, don't post stuff like that direct.
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Varmint, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 19:11,
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Soz!
I guess the Abdullah The Butcher photo? I've swapped it for a less bloody one.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 1 Jan 2022, 21:38,
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All the competitors are from AKB48,
a J-pop band with over 80 members currently associated with it who are all female, predominantly aged in their teens and twenties and picked for their looks, amongst other things.
The janken (which is what rock-paper-scissors is called in Japan, where it actually originates from) tournament used to be used to determine which members would participate in the next song release (it now determines which member will become a soloist).
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sun 2 Jan 2022, 15:32,
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Japan's dark side is super dark.
I only made it 15 minutes in, but some of the contestants appeared to have day jobs. I guess being an 'idol' doesn't pay the bills, especially when your pay is split over 80 ways.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 14:32,
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Their day jobs are generally performing daily at the band-specific venue in Tokyo and at other events
hence the large number of members, to spread the workload.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 3 Jan 2022, 14:41,
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Golden Girls reunited
Betty White had an incredible career.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Fri 31 Dec 2021, 21:16,
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One of them was Mum to Everyman Spock, Philosopher Sam Harris.
This is how he could afford to spend 10 years in a monestary in Tibet.
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this was done by the queen's agents to secure her the coveted "oldest celebrity betty" title
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