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Live online darts tournament from peoples houses
players must down a pint before before a game....Thank you Youtube algorithm
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Tivert, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:33,
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Get a sense of scale
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PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:11,
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Well that was really nice.
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rjmrjm, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:05,
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superb
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FridgeBadger, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:20,
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That's brill
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Sherbs, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:07,
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That is rather marvellous
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gijoel, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 10:27,
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Clippy looks like he's got a cock
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:37,
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he's they've
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:26,
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Crikey - I knew "master/slave" was discouraged
Which I get, but I had no idea that DMZ and "hang" were problematic. Am I supposed to "stop responding the washing out"?
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:32,
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I naively searched for "master slave hard drive" many years ago looking for hardware confiuration info on a work network
the results were surprising...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:02,
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Haha - I wouldn't have thought twice about doing that search
However, I should have thought twice about trying to find some building materials while in the office and searching for "hardcore"!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 6:26,
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Offended by everything
Fuck 'em
*breaking*
M&S refuse to sell Ginger Nuts
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barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 18:56,
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
The world is going fucking soft.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:11,
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Thinking about it though
Do you actually give a shit?
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:18,
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This does feel like the key question.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:25,
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Just change them to Little Gems
Or get rid of them entirely; they’re hard and generally taste awful.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:20,
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Midgets?
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:45,
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The loudest voices say they prefer 'little person'
Like they used to say disabled people preferred 'special'. If I was a midget and someone called me a 'little person' I'd smash their fucking teeth in with a brick.
OK, half a brick.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:10,
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teeth knee
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=waWsj30fB8E
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:19,
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They're now HaLookAtTheWeeMidget Gems
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:31,
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Achrondroplasia Gems isn't tripping off the tongue.
I'd like Vegemite to take over the Marmite brand and rename it, just to watch the outrage.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:36,
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Hm. not sure on how mini people will feel about this name change
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augsav, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 3:33,
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It's offensive because short people are often very poor.
They struggle to put food on the table.
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Hemipygous, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:49,
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I'll tell you what I know about midgets
Very little.
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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:12,
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^Arf!
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Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:31,
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Dr Pritchard said "I'm not happy"
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Martin Anus, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:08,
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Pygmy Gems?
There are pygmy pot-bellied pigs, and I don't hear the vertically challenged from the deep rainforest objecting.
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Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:34,
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I don't really get it.
If one wishes to be rude, abusive or insulting to someone, on the basis of their membership of some minority, one has the whole English language to work with.
It's a playground tradition to find creative new ways to be a nasty little shit, while technically complying with the letter of the rules.
Banning a particular word doesn't take away the human impulse to express insult to others, it merely accelerates the rate at which the language of insults evolves.
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:36,
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^this
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:56,
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I think I know what I'm going to have for dinner tonight...
RIP.
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:46,
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half an apple?
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razzle, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:41,
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giggle
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unclepills, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 17:32,
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My wife was flying alone with 2 small kids a couple of years ago
Ms S came over and had a long chat about how quiet our kids were and how my missus was doing a great job. Classy lady
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benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:37,
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75% of WW2 pilots died in action.
A sobering thought.
Drink?
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:37,
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Dear gawd no.
You're touching yourself right now, aren't you you dirty fecker.
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gijoel, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:50,
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I'm confused.
Do yoy go to stsffedcompany.com or stuffedcompany.com for more information? Asking for a friend.
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tinglto 4 sheets to the wind, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 11:07,
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But a word of caution
they hunt in packs
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:29,
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Boobsploitation
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:46,
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Only the best
Driving later might try the Lori Williams approach with maniacal laughter whenever I go past anyone
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:57,
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You'll be more convincing than she was.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:20,
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Alright, if we're doing muso stuff, Julia's in a league of hear own
I mean, I love this Thundercat tune in the original, but this girl just... well... she takes it to another level. All bow down before her mighty chops!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:07,
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I have a 5-string bass
and all I can say is, no one likes a smart arse.
(She is very talented).
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Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:24,
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I have a 5 string bass
it means I can play seven nation army in E
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:44,
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I got mine specifically for two tunes
1) Scooby Snacks
2) Song 2 so I didn't have to drop D tune
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Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:40,
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Leeland Sklar's my go-to exponent of the 5 string
you don't realise how much he uses the range on one till you try and play one of his basslines. I've also had lots of fun with Stevie Wonder tracks, lots are in Eb
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:10,
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He's great. I wish I had even a tiny fraction of his skill.
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Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:58,
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I thought that would be something to do with kids tv
rather than boring jazz wank
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 13:57,
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Shut up grandad!
this is what all the hip kids are listening to now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:00,
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*shakes cane*
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piss and shit, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:10,
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Porn, music, self scan at DIY.
It's all DIY, now.
It's all masturbation.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 7:39,
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Aces.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 1:28,
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I've been looking around at this guy's channel, and it's pretty good stuff.
His interview with Brian May is worth viewing.
No farting horses though
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:17,
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No Maggot Brain live. No dice.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:31,
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He can be a bit opinionated about "kids these days and their newfangled music", and is often more technical than I can cope with
But generally he's good.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:56,
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He's at his best when he loves something. I find his enthusiasm and knowledge infectious
The guys from XTC actually give him the master tapes for Mayor of Simpleton so he breaks it down track-by-track with another musician. It's an absolute joy to watch, though yes - very muso.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TntNxv8wFR4
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:05,
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I've really enjoyed some of his vids
His breakdown of More than a Feeling is a wonderful balance of enthusiasm and little technical bits.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrJ0xnXv_IQ
(YMMV depending on how much you like Boston)
But yeah, he does have a lot of videos that are 'modern music is bad'.
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SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:44,
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Pardon my ignorance, I know jack shit about music, but
aren't all those instrumental breaks rather than solos?
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:23,
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OOooooh, you could be starting a bar brawl with that question
as a musician (not necessarily a particularly good one, but I have played a lot of music)
I'd say an instrumental break was a section of a piece where the vocals are absent. It's about a space being made, it's an arrangement tool. A solo is where another instrument fills the space a vocal may normally occupy, the soloist is in the musical spotlight. Is that fair? A great musician can play few notes, play quietly and leave space but totally occupy the musical attention.
I'm quite wary of bass solos, but an instrumemntal break where the focus is on the bass and drums can be devestatingly effective.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:04,
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Ah.
In my simple mind, a solo would be just the one instrument or voice.
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Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 15:41,
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You're right, but then solo just means alone or single so it's all about context
so piece for solo voice is that - unaccompanied vocal and then you'd be right.
If a piano or guitar plays backing it'd be accompanied solo voice, not duet for guitar and voice. It's all about where the focus lies. In a big choral work you'll have a soloist who will sing with the rest of the choir providing the backing. If all the voices drop out for a section you can call that an instrumental section, but if a violin were to start playing the melody it'll be a solo violin.
Forgive me going on but honestly your question made me think and I wanted to see if I could make sense of what I've always kind of known but never really thought about properly.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:45,
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Movie about Alexey Leonov's spacewalk and stuff
Mainly for space nerds, but there's a good undertow to keep a few of the casual audience engaged.
Possibly.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:06,
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This is good.
A few iffy edits (for adverts maybe?) and a fair bit of people being ridiculously ignorant of their own job for the sake of exposition, but damn good stuff.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 1:41,
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I'm studying Rocket Science at Stanford. Can someone help me out with the Algebra for some swedge?
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:15,
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Horse people 🥴
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Driftwood, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:05,
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Adventure time
A theory on this one episode.
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Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:54,
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Adventure Time is an absolute masterpiece.
I feel it gets overlooked by so many older individuals due to it being passed off as "Just another kid's show" or something that trendy Gen-Z's are into, but it's so much more than that.
The best way of describing it is as a child-friendly show for adults. There's plenty of visual humour and slapstick for everyone to enjoy, but there are so many thematically deep subplots going on throughout the seasons touching on things like morality, loss, narcissism.
It's profound when they start to develop characters like the Ice King and turn him from some wacky baddy in a mountain Fort into one of the most tragic characters you could possibly imagine encountering in a 'Kid's Show'.
It can be a bit of a pain in the arse sourcing all the seasons, but if anyone hasn't given it a go yet, I seriously recommend it.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:09,
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GROOMER ALERT
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:32,
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You couldn't be more wrong.
The fact that they're on their phones constantly is a massive turn off.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:49,
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someone needs foot smooches
it's the only way
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sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:18,
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Outside: a Pokemon Horror
Harry Partridge on form
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nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:20,
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Not your bog standard Airfix kit
Some insane levels of detail that this guy goes to. I’m half expecting him to put some petrol in it at the end
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yorik, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:44,
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Does he put the drivetrain from a Mk4 Celica in it?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:11,
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I hope not.
He'll never get it finished if he does.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19,
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Let's get the funk on!
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Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:18,
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He should get a hobby.
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Varmint, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:45,
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Airfix should make a scale model kit of a scale modeller constructing a scale model kit
They could market it via Scale Modeller magazine.
Free with issue 1 an empty plastic sprue tree in a plastic sprue stree specially molded with flash on it.
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:40,
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In issue 2 the article on how to 'Scratch build the despairing wife'
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:42,
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Tamiya kits were always too spendy when I were a lad
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:21,
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Young man buys North Face jacket. Immediately becomes prepared for traversing the great outdoors.
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Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:43,
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Why are we outside?
Why don't they put paving down here?
Why is everything covered in dirt?
Why can't I walk everywhere in my trainers?
Mum: Shut up! This is FUN! We are having a GOOD TIME!
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:51,
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Townies, just stick to concrete.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:54,
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You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons?
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eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19,
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You know the nearer your destination,
The more you're slip slidin' away…
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:33,
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My grin kicked in around the 2 minute mark...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:43,
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Lolz
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Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:42,
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My stomach actaully hurts now.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:47,
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Yeah, lets make fun of disabled people
very funny
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Baggenfork, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:15,
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Pfeffel
I made this!
Like Wordle, but it always lies to you.
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motty, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 15:46,
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Does it at least spell “favour” correctly?
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:26,
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Gah!
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benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:30,
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I read this
Then went to do today's Wordle.
Stil took me 4 guesses to think about American spelling.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:17,
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Oh...
Does it *always* lie?
hmmmm - cunning
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:48,
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Won it first go.
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rjmrjm, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:52,
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Hmmmm….
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:14,
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Were you a donor towards its development?
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Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:08,
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Can you buy me some wallpaper?
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antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:02,
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Got 1
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An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 20:44,
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Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
Ronseal,
No idea why youtube algo decided I should watch this, but I thought I'd share
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razzle, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:11,
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Probably because I watched it earlier.
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:36,
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I watched it earlier too
and so did my Wife
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 14:04,
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Looks like all the b3tans did.
Can’t imagine why anyone would restrict videos to youtube.com
Ed: oh yeah, ad revenue. Going to be loads of that on this video…
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jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:27,
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Alien!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:56,
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BEWARE!!
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monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:44,
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I love farting horses.
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MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:45,
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Equinoeproctophilia?
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jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:15,
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Bye bye Boris
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:04,
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Tumbleweed supercut
I made this!
I already posted this here 10 years ago but now it’s in HD.
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dunk3d, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 12:16,
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This was in my recommendations after
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytUTNOXBaYA&feature=emb_imp_woyt
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 14:00,
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This is what happens when you tell the worst joke of all time
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dunk3d, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:48,
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*whistling noises*
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:42,
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Well worth reposting. Love it.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:38,
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Gary Numan meets Landscape!
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Varmint, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 11:51,
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Very much so.
I like it but I am not sure why.
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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:11,
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a vast improvement on his Portrait years
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:43,
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Numan, Sparks, Landscape..
reminds me of lots of things.....and i like it
Gets a click from me
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Tivert, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:48,
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listened to a few
Very clever (in the best way). Love the hook on Mighty Cloud
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:05,
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It's like a Black pudding cheese cake.
Shouldn't work but it does.
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chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 15:18,
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