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This is a link post Live online darts tournament from peoples houses
players must down a pint before before a game....Thank you Youtube algorithm
(Tivert, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:33, , Reply)
This is a link post Get a sense of scale


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well that was really nice.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
superb
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's brill

(Sherbs, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is rather marvellous

(gijoel, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 10:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Clippy looks like he's got a cock

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post
he's they've
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Crikey - I knew "master/slave" was discouraged
Which I get, but I had no idea that DMZ and "hang" were problematic. Am I supposed to "stop responding the washing out"?
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I naively searched for "master slave hard drive" many years ago looking for hardware confiuration info on a work network
the results were surprising...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha - I wouldn't have thought twice about doing that search
However, I should have thought twice about trying to find some building materials while in the office and searching for "hardcore"!
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 6:26, , Reply)
This is a link post Offended by everything
Fuck 'em

*breaking*

M&S refuse to sell Ginger Nuts
 (barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus Fucking Christ.
The world is going fucking soft.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thinking about it though
Do you actually give a shit?
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post This does feel like the key question.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 14 Jan 2022, 14:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just change them to Little Gems
Or get rid of them entirely; they’re hard and generally taste awful.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Midgets?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post The loudest voices say they prefer 'little person'
Like they used to say disabled people preferred 'special'. If I was a midget and someone called me a 'little person' I'd smash their fucking teeth in with a brick.

OK, half a brick.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
teeth knee
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post
www.youtube.com/watch?v=waWsj30fB8E
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post They're now HaLookAtTheWeeMidget Gems

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 21:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Achrondroplasia Gems isn't tripping off the tongue.
I'd like Vegemite to take over the Marmite brand and rename it, just to watch the outrage.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jan 2022, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hm. not sure on how mini people will feel about this name change

(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 3:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's offensive because short people are often very poor.
They struggle to put food on the table.
 (Hemipygous, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 8:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'll tell you what I know about midgets
Very little.
 (MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dr Pritchard said "I'm not happy"

(Rob Manual, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pygmy Gems?
There are pygmy pot-bellied pigs, and I don't hear the vertically challenged from the deep rainforest objecting.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post I don't really get it.
If one wishes to be rude, abusive or insulting to someone, on the basis of their membership of some minority, one has the whole English language to work with.
It's a playground tradition to find creative new ways to be a nasty little shit, while technically complying with the letter of the rules.
Banning a particular word doesn't take away the human impulse to express insult to others, it merely accelerates the rate at which the language of insults evolves.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Jan 2022, 18:56, , Reply)
This is a link post I think I know what I'm going to have for dinner tonight...
RIP.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post
half an apple?
 (razzle, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
giggle
 (I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 17:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post My wife was flying alone with 2 small kids a couple of years ago
Ms S came over and had a long chat about how quiet our kids were and how my missus was doing a great job. Classy lady
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:37, , Reply)
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75% of WW2 pilots died in action.
A sobering thought.
Drink?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:37, , Reply)
This is a link post Dear gawd no.
You're touching yourself right now, aren't you you dirty fecker.
(gijoel, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm confused.
Do yoy go to stsffedcompany.com or stuffedcompany.com for more information? Asking for a friend.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 11:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post But a word of caution
they hunt in packs
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Boobsploitation

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 13 Jan 2022, 23:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Only the best
Driving later might try the Lori Williams approach with maniacal laughter whenever I go past anyone
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post You'll be more convincing than she was.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 14 Jan 2022, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Alright, if we're doing muso stuff, Julia's in a league of hear own
I mean, I love this Thundercat tune in the original, but this girl just... well... she takes it to another level. All bow down before her mighty chops!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 5-string bass
and all I can say is, no one likes a smart arse.

(She is very talented).
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I have a 5 string bass
it means I can play seven nation army in E
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I got mine specifically for two tunes
1) Scooby Snacks
2) Song 2 so I didn't have to drop D tune
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 16:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Leeland Sklar's my go-to exponent of the 5 string
you don't realise how much he uses the range on one till you try and play one of his basslines. I've also had lots of fun with Stevie Wonder tracks, lots are in Eb
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's great. I wish I had even a tiny fraction of his skill.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 16:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I thought that would be something to do with kids tv
rather than boring jazz wank
 (sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 13:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Shut up grandad!
this is what all the hip kids are listening to now.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post *shakes cane*

(sticklebricks it's you daddy!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Porn, music, self scan at DIY.
It's all DIY, now.
It's all masturbation.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 7:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post Aces.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 1:28, , Reply)
This is a link post I've been looking around at this guy's channel, and it's pretty good stuff.
His interview with Brian May is worth viewing.
No farting horses though
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post No Maggot Brain live. No dice.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post He can be a bit opinionated about "kids these days and their newfangled music", and is often more technical than I can cope with
But generally he's good.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 9th Level Pissant, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 8:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's at his best when he loves something. I find his enthusiasm and knowledge infectious
The guys from XTC actually give him the master tapes for Mayor of Simpleton so he breaks it down track-by-track with another musician. It's an absolute joy to watch, though yes - very muso.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=TntNxv8wFR4
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've really enjoyed some of his vids

His breakdown of More than a Feeling is a wonderful balance of enthusiasm and little technical bits.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrJ0xnXv_IQ

(YMMV depending on how much you like Boston)

But yeah, he does have a lot of videos that are 'modern music is bad'.
 (SimianKid internet faffer, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 9:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Pardon my ignorance, I know jack shit about music, but
aren't all those instrumental breaks rather than solos?
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post OOooooh, you could be starting a bar brawl with that question
as a musician (not necessarily a particularly good one, but I have played a lot of music)

I'd say an instrumental break was a section of a piece where the vocals are absent. It's about a space being made, it's an arrangement tool. A solo is where another instrument fills the space a vocal may normally occupy, the soloist is in the musical spotlight. Is that fair? A great musician can play few notes, play quietly and leave space but totally occupy the musical attention.

I'm quite wary of bass solos, but an instrumemntal break where the focus is on the bass and drums can be devestatingly effective.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ah.
In my simple mind, a solo would be just the one instrument or voice.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 15:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're right, but then solo just means alone or single so it's all about context
so piece for solo voice is that - unaccompanied vocal and then you'd be right.

If a piano or guitar plays backing it'd be accompanied solo voice, not duet for guitar and voice. It's all about where the focus lies. In a big choral work you'll have a soloist who will sing with the rest of the choir providing the backing. If all the voices drop out for a section you can call that an instrumental section, but if a violin were to start playing the melody it'll be a solo violin.

Forgive me going on but honestly your question made me think and I wanted to see if I could make sense of what I've always kind of known but never really thought about properly.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 13:45, , Reply)
This is a link post Movie about Alexey Leonov's spacewalk and stuff
Mainly for space nerds, but there's a good undertow to keep a few of the casual audience engaged.
Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is good.
A few iffy edits (for adverts maybe?) and a fair bit of people being ridiculously ignorant of their own job for the sake of exposition, but damn good stuff.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb homonecrobatrachophile, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 1:41, , Reply)
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I'm studying Rocket Science at Stanford. Can someone help me out with the Algebra for some swedge?
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 19:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Adventure time
A theory on this one episode.
(Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Adventure Time is an absolute masterpiece.
I feel it gets overlooked by so many older individuals due to it being passed off as "Just another kid's show" or something that trendy Gen-Z's are into, but it's so much more than that.
The best way of describing it is as a child-friendly show for adults. There's plenty of visual humour and slapstick for everyone to enjoy, but there are so many thematically deep subplots going on throughout the seasons touching on things like morality, loss, narcissism.
It's profound when they start to develop characters like the Ice King and turn him from some wacky baddy in a mountain Fort into one of the most tragic characters you could possibly imagine encountering in a 'Kid's Show'.
It can be a bit of a pain in the arse sourcing all the seasons, but if anyone hasn't given it a go yet, I seriously recommend it.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post GROOMER ALERT

(I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post You couldn't be more wrong.
The fact that they're on their phones constantly is a massive turn off.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 10:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post someone needs foot smooches
it's the only way
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 12:18, , Reply)
This is a link post Outside: a Pokemon Horror
Harry Partridge on form
(nospoon The Olympigs would have been more entertaining., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:20, , Reply)
This is a link post Not your bog standard Airfix kit
Some insane levels of detail that this guy goes to. I’m half expecting him to put some petrol in it at the end
(yorik, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does he put the drivetrain from a Mk4 Celica in it?

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post I hope not.
He'll never get it finished if he does.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Let's get the funk on!

(I helped save b3ta! Linbox has a serious dunk habit, Fri 14 Jan 2022, 17:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post He should get a hobby.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Airfix should make a scale model kit of a scale modeller constructing a scale model kit
They could market it via Scale Modeller magazine.
Free with issue 1 an empty plastic sprue tree in a plastic sprue stree specially molded with flash on it.
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post In issue 2 the article on how to 'Scratch build the despairing wife'

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tamiya kits were always too spendy when I were a lad

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Young man buys North Face jacket. Immediately becomes prepared for traversing the great outdoors.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why are we outside?
Why don't they put paving down here?

Why is everything covered in dirt?

Why can't I walk everywhere in my trainers?

Mum: Shut up! This is FUN! We are having a GOOD TIME!
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Townies, just stick to concrete.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 18:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post You mean you've been up here in all this beastly mud and oomska without wellingtons?

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know the nearer your destination,
The more you're slip slidin' away…
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post My grin kicked in around the 2 minute mark...

(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolz

(Sherbs, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post My stomach actaully hurts now.

(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, lets make fun of disabled people
very funny
 (Baggenfork, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 0:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Pfeffel I made this!
Like Wordle, but it always lies to you.
 (motty, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 15:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Does it at least spell “favour” correctly?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gah!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post I read this
Then went to do today's Wordle.

Stil took me 4 guesses to think about American spelling.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh...
Does it *always* lie?
hmmmm - cunning
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Won it first go.

(I helped save b3ta! rjmrjm, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hmmmm….

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Were you a donor towards its development?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 20:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can you buy me some wallpaper?

(I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Got 1

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a link post Horse kicks tree, farts on dogs then runs away.
Ronseal,

No idea why youtube algo decided I should watch this, but I thought I'd share
(razzle, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post Probably because I watched it earlier.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I watched it earlier too
and so did my Wife
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Wed 12 Jan 2022, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like all the b3tans did.
Can’t imagine why anyone would restrict videos to youtube.com

Ed: oh yeah, ad revenue. Going to be loads of that on this video…
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Alien!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post BEWARE!!

(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 22:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love farting horses.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Equinoeproctophilia?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 12:15, , Reply)
This is a link post Bye bye Boris


(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 13:04, , Reply)
This is a link post Tumbleweed supercut I made this!
I already posted this here 10 years ago but now it’s in HD.
(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 12:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was in my recommendations after
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ytUTNOXBaYA&feature=emb_imp_woyt
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is what happens when you tell the worst joke of all time

(I helped save b3ta! dunk3d, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 16:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post *whistling noises*

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well worth reposting. Love it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 19:38, , Reply)
This is a link post this is a GREAT song!!


(I helped save b3ta! colmcq2, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Gary Numan meets Landscape!

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 11:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post Very much so.
I like it but I am not sure why.
 (Octo I ruin everything., Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post a vast improvement on his Portrait years

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Numan, Sparks, Landscape..
reminds me of lots of things.....and i like it

Gets a click from me
 (Tivert, Wed 12 Jan 2022, 23:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post listened to a few
Very clever (in the best way). Love the hook on Mighty Cloud
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Thu 13 Jan 2022, 6:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It's like a Black pudding cheese cake.
Shouldn't work but it does.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sat 15 Jan 2022, 15:18, , Reply)

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