John Peel Roulette
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Find a random moment from hundreds of hours of John Peel. Can you avoid The Fall?
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 14:27,
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this is ace !
i still miss the old bugger.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 22:23,
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I liked his gay coat
but he can fuck off with his hounds and his horn in the morning
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 23:54,
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Excellent work!
You can't avoid the bloody Fall. However I did first jump into 'dr phibes and the house of wax equations' playing "mr mojo risin'" and it was fucking epic. Thank ya!
youtu.be/Uo1T9FBSPLM
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It's as random as the episodes that have
been uploaded to YouTube are, which means a bit of a skew to the 90s.
I think you are actually more likely to get some Wedding Present.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 9:43,
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I had
and it was nice seeing it again.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 22:06,
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Brilliant!, then.
Anti-vaxxer, now. Not so good.
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2Pints , at the third stroke, it will be, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 23:54,
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Always had a soft spot for Jackass
...it's a special breed of idiocy
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 13:20,
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Always kind of assumed I'd grow out of it one day
But now I know I was wrong. Definitely watching this
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Me too.
Like, I understand that a lot of it is staged. Francis Ngannou is an absolute mutant and would likely inflict a life changing/ending injury if he punched you in the groin for realsies. But it's still a lot of daft, infantile fun. And if you're too old to enjoy infantile nonsense like this once in a while, you really are a miserable old twat.
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I liked jackass
But this all looks a bit tired and samey
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 2:50,
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^this^
I find some of their earlier stuff very funny, like the paintball duck hunting, but it seems to have drifted into finding ways of inflicting pain just for the sake of inflicting pain.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 11:22,
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Once again
cauliflower is cruelly overlooked :(
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 16:55,
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And cruelly overcooked.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 17:31,
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Top quality stuff!
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 17:32,
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ABBA advertising National Panasonic in 1976
I guess... if they had to do it all again, they would my friend FOR NANDOS!
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 10:57,
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I understand. In death a member of project mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:00,
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Oh dear.
Well, over-processed meat often repeats on me, so I feel your discomfort.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 19:49,
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Does Stephen Fry
genuinly not realise that the 'paradise' Meat Loaf was singing about were Ellen Foleys tits?
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Tusk knows where you live, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:49,
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I don't imagine boobs are something Stephen Fry spends much time considering.
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No, it was a pair of dice.
Those big fluffy ones hanging from the rearview mirror. He was just mis-heard.
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Tributes from such esteemed folk as Matt Hancock
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 19:48,
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Hancock’s a twat, but that was a surprisingly deft backhanded compliment.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 19:52,
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I am currently sat looking at a replica of the motorbike from the cover of Bat out of Hell
which I helped put on stage for a show I'm working at for the next few days...
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 19:39,
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Zen Motoring returns
Ogmios has been experimenting with it a bit, with 6 episodes on bbc3
ep1 / Ex Battle-Rapper Ogmios gives his guide to being a Zen Driver, mystical roundabouts, light-creepers, and Scooter-boys.
[have to say, the youtube posted the trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJixEN8vHJQ and I wasn't best pleased but got into the bbc3 stuff and was well rewarded. It's different, but I really like]
Book yourself an hour and a half and binge. This is a treat
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unclepills, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 7:08,
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So, first YouTube, just him
BBC 3 production - cast of thousands.
Either version, still very well done though.
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Varmint, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 10:49,
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He's been having a go at all sorts over the years
His Captain Pugwash from 2011 reminded me of that Camberwick Green Windy Miller Cocaine spoof by??? (something asaurus) which led me to this NWOT Half Man Half Biscuit thing www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpx7uM-5Y3Q
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unclepills, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 13:04,
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Bad fan fiction
found this when looking at another link a couple of days ago.
"I am darclua who is you?"
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indeed, but there are many programming challenges so, this yet another one xb
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2021 movie supercut
I like this guy's channel. Almost all Doctor Who nerdery.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 22:23,
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New suggestions on a postcard please
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 20:58,
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Perspiration accusations
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:50,
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Randy Andy Academy for Girls
The tabloids stopped calling him that of course...
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They could bring it back...
what's he gonna do? Sue? He's not got any spare money for another legal team right now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:04,
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Maybe
The Virginia Giuffre academy - it has a nice ring to it
Or so Prince Andrew tells me anyway
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johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 12:32,
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The Joseph Ratzinger Institute of Advanced Noncery
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 16:12,
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If flying worries you
I wouldn't listen to this, it won't inspire confidence.
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 20:38,
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Invisible cartoons contest is now Invisible Friends NFT
Do you remember the 2016 contest Invisible cartoons?. Now since 2021 that contest is now a NFT (Non-fungible token) called Invisible Friends. It was created by Markus Magnusson in 2021 and the people sends a big lot of artworks with invisible cartoons and anime characters to the @InvsbleFriends account on Twitter and on Discord. I think that Markus took the old 2016 b3ta contest "Invisible cartoons" as an inspiration to create Invisible Friends NFT. Some characters from invisible friends has visible white gloves or white hands.
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Anybody know...
When the whole NFT thing will just fuck right off?
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Love to know what's going on with the numbers on that account.
Every post gets lots of retweets, no matter how shite the post, but never from anyone without a badly drawn avatar who wants to flog their own shit.
I know you have to fake a buzz sometimes, but that feels like a network of scammers trying and failing to break into the wider world.
twitter.com/NowWeAreAllTom/status/1483609952228884481
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 19:20,
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"I know you have to fake a buzz sometimes, but that feels like a network of scammers trying and failing to break into the wider world."
Welcome to the meaningless world of crypto currency
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The guy's a good animator, to be fair.
Remove the crypto nonsense, and I actually quite like the idea of running a virtual gallery of paid-for pictures that I like.
It would contain no CryptoPunks, though, as they are dog shit.
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monkeon schmonkeon, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 23:04,
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What the actual fuck are you talking about?
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:37,
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Vapourware marketing campaign?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:47,
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Something like this?
b3ta.com/challenge/invisibletoons/
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:09,
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Yes but is not a contest, is when everyone sends free artworks with invisible cartoon characters.
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these are very shit
they can stay invisible
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 13:08,
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Tory MP William Wragg, chair oublic administration and constitutional affairs committee
Takes a pop at Downing Street and accuses it of blackmail.
I started posting this as it happened then got into it and forgot.
already the headline, could be fun to watch evolve
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unclepills, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 13:04,
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no idea. Davis was pushed ofrward to be a big beast with his for god's sake go line....
Gove? Sunak's lot? Can't think who'd they'd replace him with that's better for their cause. They want an election winner; a pig with a blue rosette would do if they thought it better than Johnsson but have they got that? Sunak? Dorries? New untarnished dark horse? Now Peston reports that Sue Grey found the email Cummings was on about that warned the May 20 party should be cancelled. www.itv.com/news/2022-01-20/sue-gray-finds-email-warning-against-no10-drinks-party-in-may-2020
It's a shame that politics is such a spectator sport and whatever happens, it usually means nothing of benefit to the public. Gah, but at least some simple pleasures, I suppose
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unclepills, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 13:54,
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Rishi Sunak is far and away the strongest potential leader that they have.
Young, slick, perceived as having been a safe pair of hands during Covid (implementing furlough etc). Plus, he would benefit from the meathead vote 'I can't be racist, I voted for a brown person' etc.
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Bear in mind that the tory party membership is composed entirely of horrendous old duffers though
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I still reckon Rishi Poo-Snacks is their most credible leader-in-waiting
The Tory faithful don't always go for the 'traditional' choice; David Cameron did beat David Davis in the final shoot-out.
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Canon was overwhelmingly the traditional choice there
Eton, Oxford, very old and wealthy tory family. Davis grew up on a council estate
*Cameron
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if only there was an edit button
Tories love a working-class lad made good, look at John Major.
'Canon' was a fresh-faced new MP with no cabinet experience and a modernising agenda; Davis was a late middle-aged ex Army bloke with traditional right wing views.
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You can't edit subject lines on /links
thanks to the unique way b3ta has been coded.
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This is the most vote-winning election slogan of all time
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:13,
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Has no experience of leadership and leads a millionaire lifestyle.
Seems more articulate than Boris, but then who doesn’t?
Let’s face it, the only reason anyone likes Rishi is furlough.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 20:23,
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Sunak is reliant on everyone giving up dishing the dirt once the big dog is gone.
He runs away from interviewers who ask him about his partying, and is snappy - doesn't feel he needs to stay and respond to press.
He's probably been at some of these flipping parties. Unless the social group is beneath him?
He'll be fine as long as he doesn't have too many enemies...
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gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:31,
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Davis? He looks like a distraction while they pick another.
Or a fall guy if Johnson gets away with it.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 14:34,
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It's true
but if you work as an enforcer your threats need to be more threatening than the alternative.
The Tory central office has very little to threaten MPs with, and after they enforced the whip on Owen Patterson they burned their powder. A lot of MPs won't go to fight for their government after that, one of the biggest self-inflicted political wounds in history. Seeing ministers just wipe out party credibility defending Johnson is that old adage of holding onto a rising balloon - better to fall off now and take the damage or see how long you can hold on for.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:18,
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I think that's the threat the Tory whips used against their MPs
it's the threat they used against the public, to be honest.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 16:04,
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I dunno, I reckon Clarkson knows exactly what this country needs to make it GREAT britain once again!
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I'm sorry
I don't watch Strictly Maxed Factor or whatever it is the plebs do on a Saturday so I have no idea who these people are.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:30,
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to a point
Much easier against individuals; I'm guessing those targeted have gone public because they think there's safety in numbers.
Speaking of which there's a lengthy semi-redacted list from a few years ago of Tory MPs and their sexual indiscretions. No idea how true it is.
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This just what whips do. So what? We need to focus on three things. Anything else is a distraction.
1. The blatant habitual law breaking of the law makers, including all SPADs and civil servants.
2. All the dishonest denials, lies and cover ups as the truth slowly emerged.
3. Why the fuck are the MET not investigating? Get Cressida Dick in front of a Home Affairs Select Committee to explain precisely and exactly why each and every single one of these parties is not being investigated. Let’s just start arresting and fining the cunts. That should get the ball rolling.
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Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 22:09,
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Biting the hand that feeds them, don't think so.
Criminal law is generally to keep the little people in line.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 22:28,
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Oh dear. How sad.
Never mind.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 11:29,
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Oh he probably already has
And will have hundreds of donations from scaffolders, baronets and retiree expolice officers across the land
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Probably smartest to declare bankruptcy.
Then do a GoFundMe funnelled through another's account.
On second thoughts, don't the far right like crypto and NFTs these days?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 13:49,
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It is sad because he might get away with it
I read the article and thought they were saying he owed that money for the libel case etc and likely had plenty of money, but was trying to get out of paying the debt by getting divorced and giving all his known assets to his ex (who it implied he was still actually with) then declaring himself bankrupt and so no longer liable for the 2 million.
Hence the special investigator to find his suspected stash of money.
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Yeah, someone clever could get away with it
Old Tommy Yakkety-Sax Robinson isn't known for his brilliant mind so while he may have spaffed all his money and the kid may not get a pay out, I'd bet against aaaaarrrrtommmeeeeehhhh ever seeing his money again either. The twat.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:21,
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He has some fairly rich and influential American backers who would be able to help him hide his wealth
and further bankroll him as a cancel culture martyr after this conveniently inconvenient bankruptcy thing is concluded.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 16:35,
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I dunno
If he's just "divorced" his wife and given her all his money then that's a pretty easy paper trail to follow. He's gonna be very busy with accountants for quite a long time, whatever.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 9:28,
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If fascism were a food
he would be cheesestrings.
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Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Sat 22 Jan 2022, 4:27,
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On Her Majesty’s Party Services
I made this!
The Special Agent of Her Majesty is back for a work event that turns into a night full of surprises.
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Nitro Deluxe brutal with M-Pop Muzik
I made this!
This is the only mildly interesting/boring thing i do.I hear songs on spotify and imagine what they fit with.
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