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This is a link post Psychedelic steampunk guitarharp insanity ad
Some people had fun designing this.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a Seducer switch on my Bontempi
But it doesn't work
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 13:24, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't used my seducer switch for ages.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll go all crusty and seize up without regular use
Squirt some WD40 on the end of it, that'll sort it
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Failing that, you could always use some expanding foam to keep it in commission.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post {:-(

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:54, Reply)
This is a normal post
Thanks guy. I hadn't had a hard on in months.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Sun 23 Jan 2022, 16:24, Reply)
This is a link post Drumming lessons
No 1 The Hi Hat

(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Rare footage of Ginger Baker.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 23:57, Reply)
This is a normal post AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Proper slapstick

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:40, Reply)
This is a normal post my hero

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 2:31, Reply)
This is a normal post instaclick from me
Woof Bahhh Donkey!
 (Tiverticus woke up in the fireplace, slept like a log, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 3:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin (Taylor's version), Thu 20 Jan 2022, 7:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Sorry but that's a perfectly normal drummer
in fact, that's one of the better-adjusted and more functional drummers.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 8:37, Reply)
This is a normal post How can you tell the stage floor is level?
The drummer dribbles out of both sides of his mouth.
 (I helped save b3ta! antmulder Flick your icefloss, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Charlie Chuck is
my good friend's uncle...I shit you not.

Speaking of not shitting, I also have another friend (both of these are from Macclesfield), who has Mr Methane as an uncle.
 (I helped save b3ta! johnselekta last posted something equally unfunny on or before, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 12:35, Reply)
This is a link post Oldie but goodie

(SamuelColeman The shit in the swimming pool, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 20:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I worry about the future generation.

(I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 20:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Their fucked

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Your not rong

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Me to
I miss the comedy cesspit that was Yahoo Answers
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 22:53, Reply)
This is a normal post I worry about every generation.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Heath Robinson's bog.
Save a lot of water and clean the bog by plumbing the washing machine outflow into the cistern and the cistern overflow into the soil pipe. Needs a crossmember on the machine brackets too.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:48, Reply)
This is a normal post The next generation are just going to shit in the washing machine

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 9:18, Reply)
This is a normal post In a roundabout way, this reminds me of a long-winded anecdote.
I visited the Giant Panda breeding place in Chengdu a few years ago, and found to my astonishment that they had a Japanese toilet in the bogs - one of the ones with a control panel like the space shuttle. This was the first time I'd seen one outside Japan, and was particularly surprising in China where the usual choices were Western-style or hole-in-the-floor.

There was a sign on the door in several languages, with pictures, explaining how to use it. However, that was obviously too much for someone who'd been in there before me, and had apparently taken one look at it and had a dump in the wastepaper basket next to it instead.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 9:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Eats, shits, and leaves

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post If you look though
they haven't done that. The cistern still gets water straight from the mains, and the washing machine is fed from that using a spur. The outlet from the washing machine goes straight into the large sewer pipe.

They have simply fitted their machine in the standard way, just it's above their heads when they poo, hopefully Darwin will take note and they can make it into /links twice. I'm sure a story about someone being killed by a running washing machine falling on them while they poo would appear here.

Anyway, they won't save any water, and they will increase strain on sewage plants in the process.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I wasn't suggesting they had.
I was redesigning it to work more efficiently.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 22:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Positively Damocletian

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 6:35, Reply)
This is a normal post 'The washing machine of Damocles'
Doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 15:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I live in a shitty new build?
Does the bathritchen look like this? Then yes. Welcome to the future.
 (Funge Sat, Wed, Tue, Wed, Tue, Sat, Mon, Sun, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post bUt It HaS a B iN iT's EpC rAtInG!

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Fri 21 Jan 2022, 8:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Is it just me who finds this desperately sad?
I may be reading too much into it, but it is surely an indictment of the state of sex-ed that scared kids find themselves asking such questions in Internet forums.

Even if that were a stretch too far, mocking kids for being ignorant, when they are trying to educate themselves, might seem like fun to chucklefuck but it doesn’t sit right with me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 12:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Sad up to a point.
Lots of those messages might be from kids for whom English is a second language.
I'd save my ire for the parents, educators and churches that meant they sought help on the internet.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll-lia-FEIY
I thought it was going to be this when I clicked through
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 12:19, Reply)
This is a link post Still bullying the machine into writing poems for me I made this!
This one is my Magnum Opus

IMT
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant
Very strong start but seems to drift away from the topic towards the end.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 17:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Aren’t these lyrics from the extended version of Detachable Penis?

(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 18:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Doesn’t rhyme
-5 points
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 23:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Something of the early Bowie about it.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 3:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Sung to the tune of Memory of a Free Festival

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Haven't heard it in years.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a link post Vmail I made this!
Wanted to do something with email.
Didn't want to do an ordinary newsletter.

So I'm trying something a bit different, all will be revealed when the first issue goes out...

Vmail 🐹✉️ sign up NOW


 (I helped save b3ta! malevole, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I *so* want to sign up to this
But my remaining scraps of self-protection are saying "No!"
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post looking forward to it :)

(ozof, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 20:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Somebody on the internet asked for my email
And I gave it to them, wtf is wrong with me
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 9:06, Reply)
This is a link post Nerdy but Nice
This is where obsession get you...
 (strongp, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 10:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Bonkers.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 23:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 20 Jan 2022, 9:34, Reply)
This is a link post More than two-thirds of covid vax adverse events could be a nocebo effect
Ay caramba
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 9:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Good god people!
That’s one of the very few ways I get a day off parenting. Don’t fuck that up for me.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 9:28, Reply)
This is a normal post That certainly confirms my bias.
Adverse effects (of any drugs, not just vaccines) seem to me to be a self-fulfilling prophecy for certain personality types. Nice to have a study (albeit relatively small, and with limitations) suggesting I might be right.
 (The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 13:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, after my vaccine, I got a massive headache and my gob was all dry like I'd been out all night on the piss
Totally the vaccine, and nothing to do with the 3 pints of Rioja and Red Bull I had while marathoning Bridget Jones.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 13:45, Reply)
This is a normal post And how did she feel after?

(dyllon nice beaver., Wed 19 Jan 2022, 14:04, Reply)
This is a normal post There you go, bragging about your sex life.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 14:47, Reply)
This is a normal post
You stuck a chocolate bar up who's what now? Didn't the peanuts get stuck in your dentures or is that just me?
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 15:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I blame the taurine-
It makes me look at Snickers in a whole different way.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 8:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Wonder how they asked about fatigue?
If it was a checklist, then I'd imagine most people are suffering from that at the moment to some level, and asking someone to focus on it may make it more noticeable.
 (I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Fatigue has got to be one of the vaguest symptoms.
Hence the problems with dealing with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 0:54, Reply)
This is a link post Sowing the Seeds of Love I made this!
We made this during lockdown - we think it's rather good, hope you enjoy it too!

(Robin Ball Slippery Freud, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 7:57, Reply)
This is a normal post hello

(piss and shit, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 8:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Blimey. May contain traces of me.
:|
 (I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 10:05, Reply)
This is a normal post
marvellous
 (bonnie_prince_bob, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 12:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Damn, this place has a lot of talent.

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 12:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Take a bow!
There is an "I made this" missing here (?)
Anyway fantastic job! And thanks for reminding me of this song.
What an amazing composition and production it was. Much underrated by critics back then, who thought it was too Beatle-esque.
(After that Oasis came and said: Hold our pints)
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Beatle-esque is an insult?
Anyway, I always thought Oasis sounded less like the Beatles than slowed-down T-Rex minus the talent of Mark Bolan. Or the other guy.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 14:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Not in my world, no.

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 14:36, Reply)
This is a normal post loved the album for that matter

(ozof, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 20:35, Reply)
This is a link post morning (4:42 CET)

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 3:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Sounds worse than a candiru fish incident

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 7:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Polyurethrathane
The 'sidebar of shame' never fails to appal.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post The headline was enough.
JFC.
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 18:04, Reply)
This is a normal post
Dam that was good. I thought it was all one person at first. You must have some steady equipment to have such good communication between yourselves.
 (chasbo zelena Real Immodesty, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 18:49, Reply)
This is a normal post I do not consent to whatever this is.

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 18:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I love how the "warning: graphic content" note was after the bloody pictures

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:56, Reply)
This is a link post I think I may have figured out why people suddenly become cunts after purchasing a Tesla.
I'd probably feel like a bit of a cunt too if I had paid upwards of £75,000 for a car with the build quality of a Dacia Duster.
I can't help but feel that the guy keeps referring to these comically bad issues as 'minor' simply to avoid upsetting the same people that he's ultimately going to have ask to set these problems right. Not like you can pop down to your local Arnold Clark.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post A guy that calls himself 'strategy'
is obviously a keanu
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 18 Jan 2022, 23:04, Reply)
This is a normal post A bad actor?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 23:30, Reply)
This is a normal post ikr
They couldn't even put the steering wheel in the right place!
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Never mind *where* the steering wheel is
Just look at it - the thought of getting into the car and having to touch it is making me feel physically sick.
 (I helped save b3ta! tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 7:04, Reply)
This is a normal post that's what she said

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Wed 19 Jan 2022, 15:51, Reply)
This is a normal post I tend to agree.
I drive with hands at ten and two, not eight and four. That thing looks like it would be a right pain for parking.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 7:02, Reply)
This is a normal post If it had a diesel engine
he wouldn't be able to hear any of the whistles / rattles / squeaks. There's a lesson there for all of us.
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 8:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I test-drove a Model 3 and it was fucking amazing
But it wasn't even remotely "4 times the cost of the next longest range electric car" amazing.

So-called luxury cars may be nice, but they're never worth all of that price hike, unless you mostly want people to look at how much money you have spare to blow on a car.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 8:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Cars as status symbols?? Whatever next?

(I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but I'd expect it to be actually 4 times better
It's almost as if that isn't possible or something and it's just a load of marketing bollocks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 20 Jan 2022, 21:58, Reply)
This is a normal post WTF?
I've just been trawling YT for a specific DT clip...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Co-incidence... or is it

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post THE AL GOREISM.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I never saw the show.
But I definately get the joke.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 22:40, Reply)
This is a link post Mexican TV host suddenly loses it over Anti-Vaxxers
I'm glad they caught him on a good day
(beanolabub, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 21:09, Reply)
This is a normal post
He needs to taco break
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 21:25, Reply)
This is a normal post
Chris Waddle.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 21:46, Reply)
This is a link post Braginator - for people who can't be arsed playing wordle but want to join in I made this!
A simple tool to generate fake Wordle-esque results for posting to social media. All the fun of Wordle without being arsed to actually play it.

Click ANOTHER to generate and COPY to copy to clipboard.

e.g.

Check out my GAMEMAX
Whoah. You got (99/90)
🟥🚩🟥👍🔷
❤🚩🐵🟦🚩
💩💩🐵❤🟥

Attention! It's time for QUIZTRAP
Excelsior. Final score numberwang in under ten cycles
⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜
🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩
⬜🟩⬜🟩⬜

...and so on.
 (I helped save b3ta! hagbardsapple no dialogue with twunts, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post why though?

(piss and shit, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post reason not the need

(I helped save b3ta! unclepills, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 22:59, Reply)
This is a normal post no need, just look at the wordle code locate the word of the day and have a perfect score every time

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post or indeed
the word of tomorrow!
 (I helped save b3ta! Boot I want to know what you meant, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 15:23, Reply)
This is a link post Spinning pens
I didn't know that this was a thing.
(Sherbs, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 22:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Pen is
spinning
 (I helped save b3ta! ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent t shirt
Rain way texaco.
Wish there is a sunday.
I hope.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 11:42, Reply)
This is a normal post It's all fun until they exploit the tramp.
What were they thinking?
 (I helped save b3ta! brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 15:22, Reply)
This is a normal post The thinking man's fidget spinners

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 16:03, Reply)
This is a normal post The Metro boys Baton
for when you want so badly to be a majorette
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post I like their hard as fur attitude
at first I was thinking standard nerd, maybe gayers too, but then the attitude hit me. they just exude hardness. makes me what to spin shit all over the shop.
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 18 Jan 2022, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I've been practicing this for years.
With my willy.
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post
Ah the God gifted fidget spinner
 (I helped save b3ta! hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post 'Cueballing' as my old housemate lovingly referred to it.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 21:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Finally, 'meatspin' is revealed.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 19 Jan 2022, 14:58, Reply)
This is a link post Fresh CRABS


(PhosphorBurnedEyes Swastika Shop opening here soon, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 21:11, Reply)
This is a link post Chukudu!
A two-wheeled handmade vehicle used in the east of the Democratic Republic of Congo.

(MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Mon 17 Jan 2022, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw a few of these
on my travels - lots in Rwanda and the eastern DRC. No brakes, fucking lethal on the hills
 (strongp, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 10:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Everything about those is optimistic
Like, the token and entirely ineffective suspension springs, the huge loads, and that they're not going to die due to developing a terminal tank slapper at speed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 10:56, Reply)
This is a normal post Must be a magic country where all the roads slope downhill

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 18 Jan 2022, 18:30, Reply)

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