A little light relief
for all those of you who are having a brain-melty work day
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:18,
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They are just making this stuff up
And having a laugh
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:39,
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Thanks. I wasn't feeling quite inadequate yet, this morning.
ps-would
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 15:55,
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I never did take a course on Clifford algebra.
Would have done if I’d had to take 2 or 3 more 🤷♂️
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:27, Reply)
I assume “big”, “red” and “dog” are more to do with category theory.
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One raised to the power of bucket.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:44,
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I mean she says clifford algebra
But really she's using pseudo Riemannian Clifford algebra to demonstrate the relationship of the orthagonal unit vectors in vector space, rather than symplectic Clifford algebra. It's a fucking cop-out
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 22:31,
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I looked her up, she's a bit more than some youtube presenter
there's a small but not infinitesimal probability that she could be the first person that ends up accurately explaining most of what we call reality
www.quantamagazine.org/the-octonion-math-that-could-underpin-physics-20180720/
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 5:50,
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Sorry for facebook link.
I don't even have facebook.
But this is the reality:
m.facebook.com/MemeProfessors/videos/untold-truth-about-uni-physics/911585279625134/
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SpookySpoon www.vivino.com/users/hig.func, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:24,
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All that clutter and not a single friend to share his moment of triumph
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Some people have too much property.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 13:53,
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Don't you have a forlock that needs tugging?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:06,
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Which one of you, etc…
So apparently one of the returning cast members who’s going to be starring Dune: Part Two is Debbie McGee.
Yes Paul (Atreides)
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Hugh Breeze likes it. A Lot., Tue 6 Sep 2022, 12:24,
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Was reverted
Just a regular vandal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From Bradford, apparently.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 22:45, Reply)
Taurus–Littrow
FLIGHT: "Okay, all flight controllers, GO/NO-GO for landing. RETRO [GO], FIDO [GO], Guidance [GO], Control [GO], TELCOMM [GO], GNC [GO], EECOMM [GO], Surgeon [GO]."
FLIGHT: "CAP COMM, we're GO for landing."
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DOTH: "No, no limits, we'll reach for the sky, no valley to deep, no mountain too high, no, no limits, won't give up the fight, we do what we want and we do it with pride"
SLIJNGAARD: "Techno techno techno techno"
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Speaking of North Korea
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:00,
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I just watched the Truss "Victory Speech"
It was all about her and the Conservative party.
She doesn't give a fuck about reality.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:17,
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It was totally bonkers and cringe worthy beyond words
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 23:12,
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The problem with Jonathan Pie is that after suffering through one of his videos, I'm not left feeling that Tories are cunts
I'm just reminded that he is.
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I've had a few friends come out as gay over the years
I've a feeling you're not quite ready yet, but soon you'll have the courage to be able to say, "You know world, I'm a right-wing tory and I don't care who knows it" . Then they'll be no more hinting at it, "boris was taken out of context", "I'd really like to bang Truss/Mordaunt". etc. You can be the real you
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 0:48,
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phew, for a second then I thought you were calling me a tory
I'm just having a sly dig at swagatha. He's probably just tory-curious
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 6:18,
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Good sir,
I'm a full-blown Trussexual.
Also, I'm not particularly right-wing. It just appears that way when people see me from so far over on the left. Not that I'm defending any of my ideologies. I'm quite comfortable with them!
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Watch out for the TERFs.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:52,
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Right wing extremism has been normalised for you, that does not make you a centrist.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:06,
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The fact that you believe me to be a Right-wing extremist
only goes to show how radicalised the hard-Left have made you.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 16:22, Reply)
No, I think you've been radicalised.
That is, extreme right wing views have been presented to you as credible/valid political opinions, and extreme/outlandish/daft left views have been presented to you as the liberal mainstream. The result is that your perception of the political spectrum is skewed so that your hard right views seem like centrism.
Being soft on authoritarianism, ethnonationalism, regressive social policies, etc., these are not features of centrism. They are not features of a mindset that values liberty.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:08,
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Only difference between right wing and liberal
is right wing tends to look after itself, liberal tends to make everyone else pay for its stupid ideas. You won't find a poor person with liberal views, if you're liberal, there's still plenty of money for some more Lidl prosecco.
You need a bit of everything (carrot / stick) to make society work, but basically don't take the piss, be that right, left or centrist. This tribal bull and name calling just masks proper argument.
And this bloke is neither innovative, thought provoking nor funny.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:40, Reply)
Liberal is the opposite of authoritarian. Left is the opposite of right.
Literally everything you said is wrong.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 17:56,
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In practice, no.
The people screaming their liberal views are the ones screaming fascist / nazi if you don't agree with them completely. See discussions regarding transgender issues, black lives matters, ad nauseum. You can still regard yourself as liberal (and it is just yourself and maybe some cronies) yet be crow-barringly authoritarian.
You won't find a poor liberal. Or a quiet one,
If you could review the concept of logical fallacies before replying (especially ad hominem / red herring fallacy) that should shorten your future posts.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 18:15, Reply)
What do you mean in practice? How do you personally define liberal? Because what you're saying seems like gibberish to me.
The definition of technical terms relating directly to the topic of discussion do not change 'in practice.'
I made no ad hominem or logical fallacies as far as I'm aware. Please feel at liberty to point them out to me.
If we don't agree on a shared lexicon then we cannot effectively communicate.
There are plenty of poor people with liberal views on lots of things. There are people on benefits who not only vote LibDem, but pay for party membership (on a reduced fee, of course).
The Democrats (the right wing liberal party) in America enjoy the support of lots of poorer people, as do the Republicans (the right wing ethnonationalist anti-democratic Trump cult party).
What you're saying about poor liberals is clearly untrue.
The political Right wing is opposed by the political Left wing. One can be both left wing and liberal, or right wing and liberal.
E.g., traditional right wing dogma is economically liberal (free markets, less regulation, less state intervention) and socially conservative (opposition to equal rights for women and minorities). However, the Conservative government here in the UK has been, until Brexit, socially liberal in terms of gay marriage, got elected on a campaign of wealth redistribution (Levelling Up), and since the pandemic have been increasingly interventionist with regards to the economy.
The conservative mainstream is made up of right wing liberals, you see.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 19:18,
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Might there be a mismatch between UK and US terminology?
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:18,
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Oh I'm sure there's an element of that
but the pattern is the same as with Swagatha - he's describing a skewed perspective of the political landscape, with a use of divisive language that seems designed to manipulate its users and impede communication with outsiders, much like Newspeak.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:36,
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If you could review the concept of logical fallacies before replying (especially ad hominem / red herring fallacy) that should shorten your future posts.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 21:17,
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You already confirmed my victory the last time you posted this.
No need to keep inflating my ego.
Thanks though.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:01,
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in Australia, the conservatives are the Liberal Party with Labor (sans the "u") as the centre-left party
As, like a a lot of conservative parties around the world, they've become a bit more Trumpian in recent years you can see the cognitive dissonance as they attempt to parrot US neocon slogans without using the word liberal as an epithet
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 6:16,
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Gay is an orientation, tory is an aberration.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 10:06,
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I'm considering trying to force myself to believe there's a deep state or similar conspiracy
Like the illuinati just so i know there's someone somewhere with a plan (even if it's evil) and not just the embarrassing succession of incompetent cunts.
I reckon a couple of careful youtube search choices now and I'll be served up enough suggested videos to convince me within around 5 hours of 'research'.
Lizard people royal family is more reassuring than truss i reckon.
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I got blocked by this cooker protest on the weekend, only about a hundred, but they held up traffic the cunts
their chant: "Masks don't work! Vaxes don't work! Do your research!"
I think that robert wilson quote needs an update, Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 9:21,
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Depends on the definition. If they were expecting a long-lasting jab guaranteed to kill a COVID infection immediately if contracted, then no, they don't "work".
Similarly, fabric face coverings are not 100% effective. What they both are, is a way of reducing risk. But to loudmouthed thick twats everywhere, a massive inconvenience and a breach of their human rights.
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 20:03,
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"Community mask wearing only reduces airborne transmission by 23% though this is lower than it should be as some think their nose doesn't count, and we don't think it's worth it even though it would reduce a significant amount of deaths"
doesn't quite have same ring to it as a chant
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 2:38,
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Just another normal day in a North Korea army orchestra
...disappointed they didn't end with the more traditional arrangement
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ProjectWeasel The Bird is the Word, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 11:07,
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you mean by executing someone?
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:06,
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What, with instruments?
Trumpeting them into submission then glockenspieling them to death.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:11,
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I was thinking of their more traditional arrangements
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 22:09,
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Nasty, makes a change from anti-aircraft cannon though.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 0:12,
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Too loose and not nearly gradiose enough.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 15:09,
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Nicely done, but disturbing to watch.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:12,
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The Box
Posted here before almost ten years ago.
Sorry that it's Vimeo.
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Hush laddie, do you want to get cancelled?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 21:44,
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I know you're all big Stewart Lee fans here
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 23:59,
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TL/DW. Sum it up for me.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 10:22,
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That's it. I'm fuming.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 12:12,
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I managed to watch 8 minutes of it and then shot my television
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 17:06,
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Can't wait for Emperor Truss to have all of these sanipads executed.
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That was good that was.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:21,
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Bald and bankrupt, youtuber barred from russ'ya
Him happy at the place too.
(, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 23:20, Reply)
Michael Flatley
Begorrah, bejaysus and me shamrocks
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:38,
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OMG I'm on firezzzzzzzz
Old as fuck
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:00,
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Happy Firesticks!
Cracking video too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 17:20,
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Kaarsen!
And many of them too.
This version well worth a listen to as well
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x_krJN8wZ4
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Mex3 =mememe, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:05,
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14 happy flaming candles up your bum
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 19:22,
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Pisses on Fadge
Some people wouldn't but I would!
Happy candles
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:50,
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Squeak! Stay safe out there motorbikists.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 11:48,
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Yeah - don't call it autopilot.
My car (not a Tesla) sometimes emergency brakes when it sees a car ahead turning off the street. Me, I can see it's going to be fine, but the car sees a "stationary" vehicle and tries to launch me through the windscreen. It's only a little bit inconvenient.
On the other hand, I did recently see a porno where two performers fucked in a Tesla on autopilot (supposedly). They seemed to be quite happy with the risk.
Still, there's no way I'll be trusting self-driving cars just yet.
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 12:35,
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How much do most of those uber eats drivers make? A fucking pittance I bet
Instead of blowing 50,000 quid on some tesla just so its autopilot can murder a cyclist and waiting hours by a powerpoint, why not spend 5k on some second hand rover montego, and hire some newly arrived punjabi as a driver while you sit in the back and watch porn? Get him an admirals uniform with epaulets. It'd be totally boss and you'd still be ahead after two years. Could probably write his wages off your taxes too if you have a good accountant
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:23,
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But the internal combustion is evil
:(
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 13:49,
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More than a third of the UK's electricity is still generated by burning a finite resource from out of the ground
www.nationalgrid.com/stories/energy-explained/how-much-uks-energy-renewable
I guess the missing 22% is nuclear
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:04,
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If you want real time figures
This site's hard to beat
www.gridwatch.templar.co.uk/
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:46,
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40% from burning gas, even worse
and hardly the green alternative. With all the losses/inefficiencies you'll get during power distribution, how is it better for the environment to ditch your gas boiler?
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 21:41,
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it's an odd argument against EV vehicles
that because UK government policy forces consumers to choose polluting power sources because of their status quo energy policy in the face of global warming and the worst European drought in at least 500 years, they should buy a car that can only run on polluting power sources.
It's a bit like saying, "well I'm going to drop my strides and shit on this beach because the government is pumping sewage there anyway". It's not a particular morally defensible position.
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 0:26,
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If all the fuel used for ICE vehicles was used to generate electricity for EVs
- there'd be something like a 60 % reduction in the fuel being burned.
EVs are massively more efficient than internal combustion is at turning potential energy sources into moving mass.
www.globalfueleconomy.org/media/460864/electric-vehicles-summary.pdf
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 7:03,
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none of that matters once you have a driver wearing an admirals uniform
the police could be executing protesters with their blood running out in the street and you'd just say, "Ranjit, that reminds me. Swing by the Threshers, I'm going to pick up a bottle of Burgundy"
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 14:08,
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Not sure why that particular state of the Indian subcontinent has been picked on
But I think I'd be looking elsewhere for a skilled driver, as the Punjab has over 10 x road fatalities compared to Great Britain.
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Varmint, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 15:22,
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I dare say the figure has dropped sharply recently.
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jonbob loves you, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 18:24,
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it wasn't so much for their driving prowess, though my experience of dangerous poorly regulated countries is that it tends to produce better drivers as you have to be on your toes
living in brazil there was always someone doing some crazy shit on the roads almost every day. I remember they had this major arterial road in Sao paulo, the Marginal, that was 8 lanes wide. One time I drove along at night in heavy rain, and they'd painted over all the white lines in black, but being brazil hadn't got around to painting the new lines yet. In the near constant heavy traffic of Sao Paulo. It was like some crazy Le Mans start, speeding across this huge black empty expanse of tarmac with a bunch of other cars in the rain, all jockeying for position and trying not to hit each other.
Anyway, it's just that Punjabis, for whatever reason, seem disproportionately over-represented as uber eats deliverers, and so are prime candidates to jump at being my driver for similar wages and far less work than delivering pizza to penge, not to mention the chance to wear an admirals uniform
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 9:45,
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Mine has a collision warning system that appears to have been programmed by an over-caffeinated nervous wreck
It triggers for parked cars on the outside of bends, luckily it doesn’t slam the anchors on when it does.
The lane assist function is equally cretinous, and has a habit of violently wrenching the steering around if you’re anywhere other than in the exact centre of the lane. You have zero chance of communicating intent with vehicle position when that’s active, and god forbid you should try driving on a country road. Fortunately it can be easily deactivated, but if that is the future of self-driving cars then count me out.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 22:07,
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Car ownership needs to stop being fetishised and then ultimately phased out.
I can't wait for robobuses and robotaxis.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 19:24,
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Won’t happen
Public/shared transport might work fine within a city but is next to useless for those who have to commute between towns. Or live in villages with a weekly bus service.
Also, it’s like you haven’t been paying attention to either the video or comments regarding the state of the technology.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 7:46,
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I live in a village with a crap bus service. I Can't wait for robobuses and robotaxis.
I don't watch car videos, soz.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 14:00,
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I'm sorry. I couldn't stomach more than two minutes of that god-awful presentation.
Jeremy Clarkson has clearly been such a massive inspiration to this bloke that he's decided to mimic absolutely every facet of his style of narration besides the accent. The tone, the cadence; all uncanny. Then topped off with one of those horrible nasal west coast American accents.
I don't actually mind Jeremy's presentation style. But it sounds fucking stupid coming out of anybody else.
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I think he expands a little in the comments
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 13:13,
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Scally council estate young men in sports kit
but that's not important now.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 8:35,
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Always with the rough trade.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 23:46,
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William Shatner performing Rocket Man on the Science Fiction Film Award
New, cleanest ever capture of William Shatner performing Rocket Man. Taken from a 1st generation umatic recording
The quality is amazing
Twitter thread describing how it was found: twitter.com/flemishdog/status/1566296486286991360
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LP, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 9:35,
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So that's what they meant by
Extraordinary Rendition.
Seriously though, cocaine's a hell of a drug...
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Mon 5 Sep 2022, 9:31,
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Robogarda
NSFW
NSFW because oh Homer Simpson y' fuckin' animal y'.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sun 4 Sep 2022, 0:01,
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Total deviation
The worst film ever made. And I have watched it all. Sidenote: one of boyzone is in it
(, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 22:37, Reply)
Fatal Deviation.
A classic.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Sat 3 Sep 2022, 23:57,
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