Can't be long now. RIP Brenda.
Three bank holidays - get in!!
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 16:37,
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Remember to completely clear the shelves of pasta and loo roll, just in case
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:05,
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INSANE Lad builds life size replica of the Queen's Funeral in Andrex rolls: REACTION
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:37,
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We should all google "Did Liz Truss kill the Queen?"
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Boot I want to know what you meant, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:55,
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Reddit N. Ireland got there first
www.reddit.com/r/northernireland/comments/x93j2o/did_liz_truss_kill_the_queen/
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:02,
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Let the mawkish sentimentality begin.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 18:53,
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Wonder if "Mobility Issues" is destined to be another Private Eye euphemism
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Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:17,
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The Royal piss stump.
Just imagine how much those corgis would be worth in 'merica now.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:21,
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Wasn't for want of asking.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:24,
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Perhaps she's been praying not to die in a nuclear war
Or to never meet Liz Truss again
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:31,
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If only she had named Charles something different.
'Derek the First' has a certain ring, or perhaps something more traditional like 'Ethelbert the Second', i'm quite keen on King Nigel.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:16,
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The torrential rain across the country has never been more symbolic
As her kingdom sheds tears of sorrow. Fly high, Elizabeth. 🌧🌈
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Can't tell if this is serious or not.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:44,
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So you're a British republican then?
Like me and Liz Truss?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:56,
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mod: have a Sparks deep cut instead
(, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:24, Reply)
Spam is pork based you know.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:33,
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Is your particular brand of Sufism theologically compatible with my mango dryer?
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:39,
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Hazrat Sultan Bahu now offering free copies of The Satanic Verses with every purchase.
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jonbob loves you, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:41,
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My First PMQs
I made this!
I made a stupid video combining the Pork Markets speech with "My First PMQs" flash cards. It is a pretty shoddy editing job, but made me laugh quite a lot while I was making it so...
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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 10:01,
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I can imagine a kind of My Fair Lady setup
Where Professor Higgins is trying to teach her how to be human and he's cringing as she never quite gets there.
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:01,
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"We see that outside the feel-good window of 12–21°C online hate increases up to 12% for colder temperatures
and up to 22% for hotter temperatures across the U.S.”
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 9:09,
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Now it all drops into place.
The 1st author of this study is no other than Annika Stechemesser (stab-knife) who has long searched for a study object concerning hate speech!
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I know that we are all right-wing now,
But this chap's analysis just had me giggling.
And crying.
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 1:27,
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^ Me with about 80% of his posts to be honest.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 10:57,
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It's from Father Ted
Father Ted was very funny.
I assume that's what the point was.
Also,
(, Sat 10 Sep 2022, 16:52, Reply)
arseboon dilbaro
I made this!
arseboon dilbaro
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 23:38,
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Your ears are cunts, they deserve it.
x
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:58,
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Keyboard demos are getting weirder.
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The Togaboy The world will end on, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 4:58,
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I could save so much time with a keyboard that does all this....
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 13:00,
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Needs a video for full impact.
Here, I've found the Dilbaro choreography
m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ26r7iZoqE
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 15:59,
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Why wasn't this a challenge on b3ta?
And I'm surprised it isn't GC either
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Spherix What, with these feet?, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 22:10,
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Netflix Closedown
I made this!
Inspired by last week's newsletter, here's what happens when you're watching Netflix at 2am and it closes down for the night.
(watch to the end)
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So not all night long soundcloud.com/user-683108040/all-night-netflix
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 11:01,
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Nice, I didn't know about that. I went for the Hans Zimmer version.
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I was waiting for the
Young Ones bit where the telly tells Vivian to go to bed...
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I still can't believe how good he was as Wanda in In Living Color.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 23:35,
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Meet Jamie Fox
He's the most talented actor on the planet, and he shot a 68 at Gleneagles!
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P-MONKE We're all fucked, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 1:33,
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There's a good vid on him meeting Ray Charles when doing the biopic 'Ray'
He's a concert trained pianist it turns out, super smart dude. Seems pretty decent too
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 1:45,
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Drops monocle!
Did a bit of digging to find out more about the collapsable bridge ceremony, and stumbled across this. Apparently the Gambia doesn't like old white women paying for sex.
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Varmint, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:23,
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lol, 'bumsters'
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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums — I came to prod bums, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 17:08,
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Yeah. That's what you were doing.
Researching bridge collapses in Africa.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 22:58,
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I've been rumbled...
...really I was looking at tractors at work, and one thing led to another.
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Varmint, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:16,
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Now you're a *wait for it*
An ex-tractor fan.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Fri 9 Sep 2022, 11:50,
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On Jabba's sail barge.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 20:22,
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That's what I was wondering also
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 12:42,
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Brexit? Completed it mate.
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After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Wed 7 Sep 2022, 18:37,
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Don't Hug Me .I'm Scared 12th of Sept. 6 EPS ON ALL 4
no one post this yet?
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unclepills, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:30,
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http://b3ta.com/links/1588508
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 18:04,
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yep, that was a diffeent one i posted i think
i might be obsessed
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unclepills, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 22:02,
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backlash after sash crash
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 3:09,
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You fools!
That was a load-bearing ribbon!
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mooglemania Please disregard this sig., Wed 7 Sep 2022, 11:05,
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*bridge collapses*
*soldier on left strikes dramatic pose*
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:01,
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JAWCER, or, How I LEarnt to Stop Worrying and Love Arm-Wrestling
NSFW
I made this!
I made a thing but some people perhaps would wish i wouldn't.
Caution: it looks like a visual migraine. Also: swears.
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arrangedletters, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 1:59,
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South Park 25th anniversary concert
Christ I'm old.
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Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 0:25,
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New PMs first speech
This lady is about to get a lot more work
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Ten U Us results once we've taken all the cocks out, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 23:53,
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Painfully good
Maybe a guilt free wank for Swaggy?
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simbosan nuck nuck nuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 2:38,
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that was well done
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 7:38,
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This is going to be interesting
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 8:33,
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Maybe Truss will do the right thing and distance us from the conflict.
Like we had been doing for the first 8 years. Not looking likely, however.
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Agreed
How horrible, fantastic, incredible it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a far away country between people of whom we know nothing
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 12:01,
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Precisely. When you think about it, Mr Putin is just re-uniting the russian speaking peoples of eastern ukraine back into the motherland
those who think this wont be the end of his expansionist ambition and will only embolden him, don't wish to see peace in our time
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 12:26,
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sometimes when a socialist republic collapses
an authoritarian nationalist takes advantage of the power vacuum and breakdown in institutions to seize power, first by electoral means but then consolidating his power through violence and use of state apparatus to crush opposition and murder dissenting voices until his control is absolute and unaccountable. but it's best to ignore it as it has no lasting consequences
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 12:50,
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I thought we were talking about how it's a great idea to give Putin what he wants unopposed?
I can't see any parallels with anything else, history has no lessons to teach us
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 13:26,
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Comparing Putin to Hitler is giving Putin way, way too much credit.
I think the Invasions of Iraq and Afghanistan make better comparisons. Thinly veiled power grabs under the pretence of a 'Liberation'.
I suppose some perspective is needed at the day, though. It's only a matter of time until China decides to delete Taiwan, at which point we're basically going to be hurtled into a global conflict with the PRC, Russia, Iran and North Korea.
We'll have NATO and, erm, Israel. So that'll be interesting!
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you're far too clever, my eyes have been opened by showing me what about these other things
yes, of course the west's hidden agenda was to seize afghanistan, the jewel of asia. To many it might seem like a dirt poor landlocked faction-riven backward muslim shithole with few natural resources and no infrastructure that they desperately wanted to walk away from without losing too much face, but we know that was just a pretence. And your geopolitical antenna is again uncannily astute that it knows implicitly that china will not be weighing the wests resolve on ukraine when calculating any future aggression against Taiwan. Instead you have the mature insight to accurately predict we'll be fighting a coalition of "baddies" like the opening scene of the naked gun .
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 15:34,
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convince?
as in someone changing their mind instead of defending their certitudes to the end with increasingly tenuous rationalisations? I guess it could in theory happen, but I've never witnessed it. Perhaps people capable of being open to better argument aren't the kind that need convincing. Bit of a catch 22
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 15:56,
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I always get Godwin's Law and Rule 34 mixed up
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:07,
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Be careful with that -
Some people are fucking Nazis about it.
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IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:47,
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Aright, Neville. In fairness, I'm not sure most people could have pointed out Ukraine on an atlas before February, let alone given an accurate account of the current situation in Donbas.
I'm totally in support of providing humanitarian aid, but that's where our contributions should have ended..
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You're a self parody at this point.
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brb man-child cuck corporate supplicant fuck, Wed 7 Sep 2022, 14:04,
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Taxi was one of my earliest memories
The theme tune still makes me feel cosy
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Yeah... I remember it being the only thing on telly, at like 4am... circa 1987.
It's a nice, chilled-out binge-watch.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2022, 23:22, Reply)
How about a nice game of Civ?
That man Ghandi and his nukes…
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