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This is a link post Ultimate Turd Polishing.
Do they make it mechanically sound? Nope.
Do they make it electrically sound? Nope.
Do they make it roadworthy? Nope.
Do they repair the cracked bodywork? Nope.

LET'S POLISH THIS TURD!
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 1:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that's a boss looking car, though

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 3:43, Reply)
This is a normal post pimp my mobility scooter

(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post
I dunno... mount a few gun turrets on either side and mount an oil slick drop tank round the back and I reckon you might just about flee your 15 minute neighbourhood unscathed.

**edit** it may be easier to source a similar car made by Bamby cars ltd back in the mid eighties... the last one I spotted was rotting on a driveway in and around Sheffield.
 (swank, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post I mean, he's a valeter, not a restorer
so his whole thing is just the polishing.
I'm not sure what you were expecting
 (sticklebrlcks ❤️, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 18:10, Reply)
This is a normal post OMG!
The way he cleaned that car, EMF would be proud...yes unbelievable! Actually no, if I go to my window on Sunday I can see Gary up the road cleaning his car...WTF...is this considered entertainment now.
 (midnightrambler, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 20:02, Reply)
This is a link post Camel Calculator
Find out how many camels your girlfriend / wife or boyfriend / husband is worth.
 (Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:39, Reply)
This is a normal post And in case you need to know the camels' weight
youtu.be/oeJ8YIwOS1M
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 13:35, Reply)
This is a normal post They've forgotten to include
the add to basket button
 (strongp, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 15:50, Reply)
This is a link post Still going strong.


Goalkeeper Cat Got Snubbed from World Cup!


 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post fine kitty

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:34, Reply)
This is a normal post He was an ill rescue.
Here he is as a kitten, when presented with a cleaning robot.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ryG9Oo0_Q7s
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Worse than unethical. Difficult.
I'm pretty sure the machines in question are remote controlled though so the operators can handle it
 (tacpprm has a mmrpcat, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 8:51, Reply)
This is a link post Defender?
Never heard of 'er, mate.
Scottish car manufacturer unveils electric 4x4


 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:50, Reply)
This is a normal post hopes to 'ramp up to 2,500 a year'
love the look of it. shame it will never be mass produced
 (L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:50, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks like someone wanted a Hummer but could only afford a Land Rover.

(I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 19:32, Reply)
This is a normal post *Massively* overpriced, even by trendy SUV market standards.
They're proposing a starting price of £60k, which is Defender level pricing. Don't get me wrong, the new Defender is an overpriced heap of shit too, bit at least it has an interior.

 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post It's a masculinity extension combined with 'look how well I've done'.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post
Does it sound like 10,000 duracell bunnies going full pelt when it drives past?
 (swank, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:35, Reply)
This is a normal post
Why am I reminded of the Hammerhead Eagle i-Thrust?
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:36, Reply)
This is a normal post At least the i-Thrust has a radio.

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post not that I would have said no to one of those, they're nicer with more features and better performance.
but we used exclusively tojo's (land cruisers) out in the desert, as did most other mines and exploration teams. they're simpler and more reliable, two pretty important qualities where breakdowns can get you in the shit pretty quickly, and the mine site mechanics can get them back on the road fast and cheaply too
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 3:50, Reply)
This is a normal post You're probably right.
But there's a lot to be said for a motor with only one moving part. Think milk float instead of Tesla.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Thu 8 Dec 2022, 1:08, Reply)
This is a link post Boom, hiss, rattle, sizzle etc


(I helped save b3ta! RompaStompa Stick it up your jumper, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 12:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Ha! Love It

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post Superb

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoyed that more than expected.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:56, Reply)
This is a normal post I've seen so many wank 'installations' but this is brilliant
When they work, they really work
 (I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:39, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this

(Sherbs, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 3:20, Reply)
This is a link post Wilko gives a masterclass
So much to love, the wit of the man, the effortlessness of his brilliance.
(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 8:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Saw him regularly in the 1980s in London
But his erratic movements on stage and what appeared to be speed-fuelled forays and leaps into the crowd down the Half Moon kept you on your toes.
 (Hemipygous, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:06, Reply)
This is a normal post I saw him earlier this year and he was still brilliant

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:38, Reply)
This is a link post Microphone sensor and machine learning can classify excretion events, identify cholera or other bowel diseases,
"Different events produce different features in the audio and the spectrogram. For example, urination creates a consistent tone, while defecation may have a singular tone. In contrast, diarrhea is more random."
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a matter of time before bog roll marketers spam people when they take a dump.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:32, Reply)
This is a normal post A toilet Alexa might listen, suggest eating more fibre, order 10 kg of lentils
and play brown notes off Spootify
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:01, Reply)
This is a normal post As a vegetarian who eats pulses, toilet Alexa might get PTSD.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 17:31, Reply)
This is a normal post Was she Chandler’s dad in Friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:11, Reply)
This is a normal post that was Kathleen Turner
Haha, trans people!!!!!
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:48, Reply)
This is a normal post

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:21, Reply)
This is a normal post come on mate, no posting of my MySpace profile pics, it's bad form.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:27, Reply)
This is a normal post I see that you have your cake, and that you are enjoying eating it.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I have no idea whether that is a cis woman or a trans woman.
Might be Neil Oliver with a wig on, might be you, might be me, might be popular beeter pontificator 'swagatha christie', I'm just posting shit on a puerile digital arts forum.

What's your excuse for being such a tedious bigot?
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re a chippy little twat, aren’t you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post It was a genuine question mate, just curious about where exactly your right wing views and pompousness have come from.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post The word is ‘pomposity' mate, nice try but if you're going to add superciliousness to your repertoire you might want to use the appropriate word correctly.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:51, Reply)
This is a normal post it's a perfectly acceptable word pal, unless you know better than the OED, in which case consider me ZINGED

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:54, Reply)
This is a normal post You’re a chippy little twat, aren’t you?

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:00, Reply)
This is a normal post lol upset

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I’m not convinced by your biscuit-arsed "I'M NOT UPSET, YOU ARE' response

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Neither am I.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I suspected the show might have been a little too high-brow for you.
Seems I was right. How about you fuck off back to /talk with the rest of the rejects, eh?
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The word is 'highbrow' mate, nice try but if you're going to add superciliousness to your repertoire you might want to spell things correctly.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no. An errant hyphen. How-ever will I recover from the public humiliation?

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:53, Reply)
This is a normal post by posting a biscuit-arsed "I'M NOT UPSET, YOU ARE' response?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Errr, Guys...

(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 17:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Jaundice is a terrible thing

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:13, Reply)
This is a normal post It's about the journey not the destination.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 18:40, Reply)
This is a normal post YELLOW PERIL

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 19:17, Reply)
This is a normal post yep
that big explosion of 80s tv and movies, all the actors are in the 70s and 80s now, and will be dropping like flies over the next few years
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Then it's our turn.
*hollow laughter*
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ROFLMAO

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Morticia Addams was my first love

(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 23:41, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one?

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 5:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Morticia Addams, can't you read?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post His internet minions are genuinely saying 'Why do they hate quadraplegics?!"

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:21, Reply)
This is a normal post So they didn't die from blue tick infestation

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:51, Reply)
This is a link post The pilot episode of Cheggers Plays Pop.
I'm baffled that the series was commissioned.
(I helped save b3ta! Ambegris likes his tea stirred anti-clockwise, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Any source of pop on the TV in those days was essential viewing
Any at all
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Worth it for the question on when Dawn was released.
Made me laugh.
 (I helped save b3ta! tinglto 3 sheets to the wind, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:14, Reply)
This is a link post Yeezy Come, Yeezy Go.
I wish I could take credit for the pun. Personally I have trouble understanding why anyone would get a celebrity’s face tattooed on them in the first place.

tl;dr Tattoo removal clinic offers to remove Kanye West (or whatever that mental is calling himself tonight) tattoos for free.
NAAMA on Instagram: "When you have a tattoo inspired by someone you admire and they end up making headlines for all the wrong reasons… at NAAMA we offer an empowering, empathetic, high-tech tattoo clearing experience. If you want a change, we’re here to help."


 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Ever so umble
In a French-ass restaurant
Hurry up with my damn croissants
I am a God
I am a God
I am a God
 (I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post he's a real life Dennis Reynolds

(L E T S G O "Stop buying into and spreading this shit", Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like Steven Segall anyway
so that's fine. Keep it.
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:12, Reply)
This is a link post Nice variation on scrambled eggs
Xmas morning tip
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Man, I love Korean food...
My tastebuds are melted away...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I love scrambled eggs (I put a bit of grain mustard in mine).
Hate omelettes though, for some reason.

Two eggs, splash of milk, knob of butter and teaspoon of mustard in a jug.
Nuke for one minute then stir, repeat once/twice more according to taste. I like mine done for three minutes.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Never thought about adding mustard
Will definitely try that.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I might try that too
English mustard?
 (Sherbs, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You say that as if there were another kind worth talking about.
Grainy is preferable for texture, but regular tastes better. If you’re posh enough to stock both then try a bit of both.

A good dollop of mustard also does wonders in a ham and coleslaw bun. Ruins a jambon buerre of course.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Grainy Mustard is for wankers.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 11:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You must have cupboards full of it then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 14:10, Reply)
This is a normal post
cupboards

a foreskin
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 4:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Looks more like Dairylea, tbh.

(Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 16:47, Reply)
This is a normal post My omlettes sometimes go wrong and then turn out to be scrambed eggs.

(Sherbs, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 22:43, Reply)
This is a normal post My poached ones always go wrong.
I end up with something that resembles spunk in a hot bath.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:09, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear ya!
This tip revolutionised my skills

youtu.be/Y69auLW0to8
 (hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:18, Reply)
This is a normal post
you need this one trick
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:24, Reply)
This is a normal post My god she’s annoying.
Despite the fact that no normal person is going to use half a bottle of vinegar for breakfast, she forgot the first rule of poached eggs. I mean I assume she did; I could only last 67 seconds.

ed: sorry M_I. No slight meant against you; I'm sure you meant well.
 (I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:31, Reply)
This is a normal post What rule?

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:47, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to use the freshest eggs you can get your mitts on.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 8:03, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah well she keeps hers in the fridge but I let that one pass

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 8:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, this
Also feed your chickens some worms, you get a smoky meaty yolk. Really lovely.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No problem

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 21:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That is great thanks

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:46, Reply)
This is a normal post You're welcome

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is helpful.
I'm going to try this.
 (Sherbs, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 8:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Hope it goes well

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 22:25, Reply)
This is a normal post That is a result of old eggs
From keeping chickens, you soon learn that a lot of the eggs you get 'fresh' in the shops are 1-3 weeks old by the time they hit the shelf.

A very fresh egg has an almost jelly like albumen which holds together very well when poaching.

One slightly wasteful tip is to crack the egg open into a sieve, then the watery bit falls through leaving you with the bit that holds together in the water. Of course, depending on the age of your egg you may just end up with a yolk to poach.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 13:41, Reply)
This is a normal post For what it's worth, I do mine in cling film:
www.findingfeasts.com.au/recipe-index/poach-eggs-cling-film/
 (I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the mystery of cooking eggs
You never know what they are going to hatch (cook) into!
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 23:53, Reply)
This is a normal post Scrambled eggs in a microwave?
How absolutely ghastly.
 (Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 6 Dec 2022, 9:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nuke?
You can do them on the hob in a hot pan just as quick, with the added benefit that you can keep them moving and get them nice and fluffy.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 10:03, Reply)
This is a normal post It’s just the way I’ve always done them

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 5:28, Reply)
This is a normal post
Omrice is the go-to Japanese comfort food.
It's great, and dead easy.
A ramekin of rice, with maybe onion and any random veg you might happen to have.
A small omelette over the top. Loads of ketchup.

 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post EGGSellent

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 7:27, Reply)
This is a normal post This was extremely satisfying

(The Tramp Surveyor, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 21:52, Reply)
This is a link post Apollo 17 50th anniversary
Premieres on Wednesday 7 December - exactly 50 years after the launch.

On the same channel, they'll have the lunar landing on the 11th, and lunar lift-off on the 14th.
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 17:36, Reply)
This is a link post Can you smell cum? It’s quite potent.
*Checks crotch*
(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post One of my
faves
 (I helped save b3ta! FridgeBadger, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:00, Reply)
This is a normal post We had one of those outside our halls at university
Took at least two terms before anyone i walked to lectures with (past the bush) said anything in hushed tones. The idea that there was a plant smelling of cum was extraordinary.
 (dyllon nice beaver., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 18:46, Reply)
This is a normal post There is one just up the street from my house
it's in the garden of the local toddlers creche.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post That's just your cover story, isn't it?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 19:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Cyantific feat Matrix

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 20:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Why does two year old smell of cum?
"WELL..."
 (Tony Hayers DEFUND THE POLICE, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 20:57, Reply)
This is a normal post lindens, are they?
much rarer plantings here in australia. I've only known em as cumtrees, so good to learn something new
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post It's actually the sweet chestnut tree that ejaculates this smell
which in theory can impregnate anyone who detects it
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Emission is a filthy word.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 21:42, Reply)
This is a normal post
Lit
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 10:04, Reply)
This is a normal post many happy candle things - local fire service have been informed
in case you burn down the nursing home.
 (I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 10:28, Reply)
This is a normal post .
The b3tan,
The b3tan,
The b3tan is on fire!
We don't need no water,
Let the muthafuqah burn!
 (I helped save b3ta! id10ts WTF happened, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 11:43, Reply)
This is a normal post Firey Felicitations to you

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post !candle cheers!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post 20 happy flaming candles up your bum

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 13:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Flaming flambeau felicitations

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 15:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Merry Candles

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 16:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Kaarsen!

(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 20:38, Reply)
This is a link post Time Flies By like a Jago Hazzard away kit


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Love these vids

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 6 Dec 2022, 16:09, Reply)
This is a link post Camberwick Green : A New Hope I made this!
Forgive me Windy Miller wherever you are
(drivelsieve apologies - i'm joining in, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 21:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha excellent!

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 7:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I like this a lot =)

(Sherbs, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 8:36, Reply)
This is a link post Someone call Britney Spears’ dad…


Kanye changes name to Yitler


 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 21:34, Reply)
This is a normal post ha
when you're that wealthy there's no one game enough to tap you on the shoulder and say, "Mate, you sound pretty fucked in the head. You should see someone".
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 0:43, Reply)
This is a normal post More catchy than Kanye Corbynye

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 6:20, Reply)
This is a normal post less disconcerting
than kanye gimmemomonye
 (ozof, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 6:30, Reply)
This is a normal post When I told my mum both of us started singing:
Who do you think you are kidding mister Yitler,
If you think old England's doneeeennnenenenen
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post they don't like it up em...

(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 10:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Mums?

(Huw Edwards #yungbludisanonce, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 10:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Dangerops prangent sex?

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 12:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't tell him your name, Trump.
D'oh!
 (I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 10:08, Reply)
This is a link post The story behind this I made this!
It was Christmas (obviously) and the ad agency I was then working for emailed all staff with asking us to create content that could be be collated into the agency digital Christmas card. One of those mandatory, but effort levels were up to you kind of thing.

One night I was playing around with my housemate's Ableton software and I made this stupid tune, if you can even call it a tune.

I then laid it against some carefully selected pictures of nostalgic celebrities.

Was only then I realised that by simply peppering it with some out of context xmas messaging, it would be eligible as my agency offering, which I duly did.

They didn't include it in their card.
(The Tramp Surveyor, Sun 4 Dec 2022, 16:26, Reply)
This is a normal post A christmas classic!
Makes me feel all 'festive'.
 (I helped save b3ta! The MooseBlaster, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 11:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I promise I mean this in a good way:
that is absolutely horrific.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 11:50, Reply)
This is a normal post the Ford Escort cabriolet of middle-aged women.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Dec 2022, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Scarily,
I realised I'd heard this before...
 (I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Mon 5 Dec 2022, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Er, you can't just stick a bunch of photos over the Streets Of Rage 3 soundtrack then claim it's yours

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 7 Dec 2022, 9:41, Reply)

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