
His 'playthings' section is fucking awesome.
This never gets old for me;
www.limmy.com/pictures/dannyrampling/
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:36, Reply)

...A glitch in the matrix..just like walking thought a shopping centre and all your clothes suddenly vanish.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:47, Reply)

..is the fookin craik...
...all kinds of (obsessive/compulsive turned into performance) woo!]
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:10, Reply)

You need to know who Ron Paul is and what he stands for. Especially if you're a voting American.
This guy is possibly one of the bravest men on the planet right now.
Yes, I know the song is rather cheesy. ;D
Ron Paul - Electability - Censored by Fox 1-10-08
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:45, Reply)

Comrades:
I have kept quiet about the Ron Paul campaign for a while, because I didn't see any need to say anything that would cause any trouble. However, reading the latest release from his campaign spokesman, I am compelled to tell the truth about Ron Paul's extensive involvement in white nationalism.
Both Congressman Paul and his aides regularly meet with members of the Stormfront set, American Renaissance, the Institute for Historic Review, and others at the Tara Thai restaurant in Arlington, Virginia, usually on Wednesdays. This is part of a dinner that was originally organized by Pat Buchanan, Sam Francis and Joe Sobran, and has since been mostly taken over by the Council of Conservative Citizens.
I have attended these dinners, seen Paul and his aides there, and been invited to his offices in Washington to discuss policy.
For his spokesman to call white racialism a "small ideology" and claim white activists are "wasting their money" trying to influence Paul is ridiculous. Paul is a white nationalist of the Stormfront type who has always kept his racial views and his views about world Judaism quiet because of his political position.
I don't know that it is necessarily good for Paul to "expose" this. However, he really is someone with extensive ties to white nationalism and for him to deny that in the belief he will be more respectable by denying it is outrageous - and I hate seeing people in the press who denounce racialism merely because they think it is not fashionable.
Bill White, Commander
American National Socialist Workers Party
His adverts have been all over far right neo nazi/white nationalist websites for the last few months and the biggest far right website Stormfront is one of his supporters.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Ron Paul with the leader of Stormfront, 'Don Black';
bp2.blogger.com/_UydJkj0lCMQ/R2so8tf3rNI/AAAAAAAAAJk/UyTHtCZwfeg/s1600-h/20071220RonPaulDonBlack.jpg
They're clearly best friends.
No, really, not just a photo op, they practically love one another, honest.
Part of the smear campaign against him, also the $500.00 donation from Don Black to Paul's campaign.
Wow, five hundred WHOLE dollars.
The back of the cheque signed 'website manager, Don Black'
More spin I'm afraid, Stormfront LOVE Ron Paul, they really do, look;
www.stormfront.org/forum/showthread.php/why-we-should-support-ron-388565.html
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 23:55, Reply)

is White Nationalism like good or bad? I mean, I like some black people, like 50 cent is cool but we had to move recently because some Nigerian doctor (do they have hospitals in Africa even?) moved next door. I like the thing about the taxes though - I don't want to pay taxes so I'm gonna vote for this guy.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:05, Reply)

Ron Paul plans to build a machine called 'DA GRINDA' in which he will place all the blacks and Jews of America to create what he calls 'GREY BURGERS'.
These burgers or 'patties' will then be handed out to the American people at baseball games and 'chimp' related movies.
Apparently they go really well with onion and chive dip.
I hope that answers your question.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 0:18, Reply)

and Ron Paul seems to be the only one with decent common sense. I also have been following the Free State Movement to New Hampshire in the news. Rudi Giuliani seems hell bent on starting World War 3 as do the others.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 1:20, Reply)

Ron Paul has a bunch of questionable, ridiculous and downright laughable policies that reflect how the world works in a completely farcical manner.
A gold standard is a ridiculous policy and so is his entire libertarian standpoint. His views are quite simply odious, morally dubious and completely unworkable.
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( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:49, Reply)

I love the facial expession on these things. :)


( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:16, Reply)

because that wins automatically
mine has such a bewildered look on his face as if he's just accidentally wandered into an orgy
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:41, Reply)

have a swimming egg

( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:50, Reply)

Just set up a b3ta room.
Come on you know it makes sense, I might even let you win....
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:14, Reply)

Here's a footballer called Frank Ribery
He's French and he's all yours
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:26, Reply)

nice find! ee iz a lookurrr is ee not?
random fact, i filmed thierry henry yesterday.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:31, Reply)

it's topical!
plus i hate football so it doesn't count.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:34, Reply)

I pretend to follow Newcastle if people ask...
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:40, Reply)

i think he's been putting cream on it.
(b'dum tshh)
Edit: i don't know what that joke means.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:43, Reply)

that's sick, you sick sicko. where is the footage?
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:09, Reply)

oh...
my mistake
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:51, Reply)

This golf game allows you to make golf courses i thought i would make a goatse one see what you think :D
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:22, Reply)

It doesn't seem to come up, just the game itself. I can imagine it though!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:30, Reply)

does it not??? try again took me like 2 minutes to do lol ah well always gd to have unexpected goatse levels in a game.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:35, Reply)

"goatse golf" I believe the course may be known as. Unless someone else had the idea as well. Very tasteful
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:01, Reply)

i heart adam and joe. i listened to their podcast in the gym and now must be known as the guy who laughs hysterically and continuously whenever on a treadmill.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:34, Reply)

That Christmas I came down with the filthiest, most nausiating, grim flu immaginable.
I spent that Xmas with the A&J DVD and the complete Black Books.... Brilliant!
Far better than when I had only Radio4 of interest when I spent 2 months in hospital :(
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:39, Reply)

day off tomorrow. Beer night tonight. Hurrah. :) Waiting for the child to go to sleep, then feet up in front of telly
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:01, Reply)

except I have to wait for cats to go to sleep.
Maybe fancy a quick Isketch later???
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:02, Reply)

But, if I am, you know where I'll be.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:17, Reply)

I am the Cheshire Pleasure, to ladies with a speech impediment.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:32, Reply)

to the cheesey music group by the way!
What are you up to tonight? Masterchef's on soon!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:58, Reply)

and HUGE hair.
There's not enough of that around any more
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:03, Reply)

reminded me of another one. I've just uploaded it :)
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:08, Reply)

Did you see this by the way. Does it count?
www.b3ta.com/links/149981
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:16, Reply)

It's sciency, and cheesy all wrapped into one :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5yPkxCLads
No probs. It was actually someone else who spotted it, I only saw it after they'd posted a reply.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)

I was singing it for ages.
You should submit it for the newsletter
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:23, Reply)

The PVR was playing up a couple of days ago, so I've downloaded mon and tues Masterchefs, and we'll indulge at the weekend ;) Don't you think Greg Wallace looks like and older version of Allawallashagba?!
*Goes of to check FB*
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:02, Reply)

no.... I must.... resist....
*pinches bum*
Bollocks.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:05, Reply)

Nice shop of him by the way. We need to get that group up and running again
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:05, Reply)

I take it you like the "Man with gun" of Teh Shag...
I was so rusty at Photoshop I had trouble doing what I needed to, realy.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:11, Reply)

A spoof US news site. My fav headline was "Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses' Teeth".
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:57, Reply)

www.theonion.com/content/video/queen_elizabeth_ii_will_leave
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Actually looks quite interesting. And they used the music from Brazil!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:29, Reply)

Oooooh...Is it a big company of trailer editing people then? Have you edited cool things?
I did like it! Partly because I'd depressed the hell out of my housemates by showing them Brazil the other day, and I was still thinking about what an awesome film it is.
( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 13:49, Reply)

A little bit like a cross between Johnny 5 and ET
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 22:33, Reply)

( , Fri 18 Jan 2008, 6:53, Reply)

Michaela Tabb.... Phwoooaaarrrr....ish.
supersvet.cz/snooker/img_clanky/200612261102_TABB.jpg
Although she does have a very nice pair
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:19, Reply)

could be a lesbian. Obviously judging the potential merits of the ref in question, no?
Even still - she's not ugly as sin, just not the most attractive person out there. She is getting on a bit though and she has popped out 2 kids.
Edit - plus, it is a man. just checked
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:10, Reply)

she used to do the 'before' pics in slim-fast ads, but she got that fat they couldn't get her fat lard arse through the studio door and had to sack her
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:46, Reply)

how am I or how's the bloke with delusions of grandeur?
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:54, Reply)

I'm doing well matey, off to 'college' on sunday for a week( i'm too old for it to be called that)
You doing alright then?
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:05, Reply)

I decided to jack my old job in for a ma-heeee-sive pay-cut to become a HGV mechanic. Doing a 4 year apprentiseship and I wish I'd done it sooner
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 19:55, Reply)

Sounds like one of the few skilled jobs that are lucrative nowadays.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:25, Reply)

errr... and chalk my cue... errr... fuck her triangle... errr... wear a waistcoat and look miserable... nope I've run out.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Looks like she should get married to you and change her name to John. *shudders*
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:38, Reply)

that a poof can be imitated but never dooplicated . . .
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:00, Reply)

'cos that thing at the beginning, why can't I place it? My mind's gone meshuge, help me!
Aha, it's from Firma, or at least Firma sample it, E Cineva Acola! Or sampled something similar, but it's where I recognise it from, that's what matters, my insanity is temporarily gone.
Top vid!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:03, Reply)

I can't visit England because it's too warm, I assume (like you'd want to pop up anyway), that up here is too cold for you guys.
If it wasn't for that wall it could have been mildly plesant weatherwise for all Ukers. :(
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:26, Reply)

Nine months in sunny Siberia. Lucky bastard.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:40, Reply)

Live action Garfield recreations with hallucinatory music videos. Fucking genius.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:25, Reply)

I should link to the proper sites while I'm here: www.youtube.com/lasagnacat.com and www.lasagnacat.com for .mov version
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:33, Reply)

if it was made by David Lynch.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:32, Reply)

and stuff like xkcd.com/78/ and achewood.com/index.php?date=11302007 this is actually, like, part of a genre of surreal Garfield interpretations. It's just so unfunny and everywhere that people do these weird things to it, like Mickey Mouse in the 70s.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:21, Reply)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yELOiYgR2aI
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 20:07, Reply)

and what is it lately with suicide and death appearing all over the place?!
Can't people do nice things these days, like bake a pie, or make a cup of tea with a plate of biscuits for someone, well can't they??
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 21:09, Reply)

spanks for the help
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 17:11, Reply)

Video of an internet party...hard to explain..just watch
NSFW due to sweary parts
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:56, Reply)

2. The video was wrong, Adolf was a Vegetarian!
3. If ever I make an album I'm calling it Gay for Hitler.
4. Those oven shots are just seriously creepy; I know it's a joke, but just show an oven, not the bodies themselves.
5. Wunderbarrr!
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 15:51, Reply)

and all these years ive been thinking he was a bad person because of world war 2
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 16:54, Reply)

he was a veggie and his favourite game was 'beard'. fact.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:15, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarianism_of_Adolf_Hitler
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:22, Reply)

he's in my loft and he only ever eats raw cabbage, so I stand my ground.
( , Thu 17 Jan 2008, 18:51, Reply)
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