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Tuttuki Bako
Bandai's new "stick your finger in and wiggle it about" game:
www.asovision.com/tuttuki/lineup.html
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:22,
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Is it wrong,
that I find this advert very arousing?
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Virulent, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:33,
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No,
close your eyes and listen, sounds like she is orgasming on a digital vibrator.
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:36,
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I would love to stick my finger in and wiggle it about,
but the game on the other hand looks rubbish.
/gets coat
I want one of these now. I can only presume that it is alarm clock, with awesome consequences.
PEW! PEW!
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:35,
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haha
that looks pretty neat
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:06,
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Hmm, I like that very much!
www.b3ta.com/links/239720
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:02,
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I knew
I'd seen that before!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:06,
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oops
sorry bout that.. let me offer a translation of what she says as compensation:
"I have to put in the hole? will it be OK?" Ooh its in, great! Oh, its come already"
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a username Tue 30 Mar 1971 til, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 12:42,
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For any Fable 2 fans out there.
Play through this lovely minigame, and you can unlock goodies for the normal game. Or just play it any way. It am good.
/hasn't got Fable 2 YET...
edit: also goodies to be had here...
Chicken Kickin.
super edit: it all depends on what item you choose at the end, you can play the normal game anyway you like ;-)
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@RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:43,
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One of the hand-holding otters has died :-(
Here's a tribute I guarantee will have you all sobbing like a little girl with a grazed knee :-(
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:34,
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Otters are ace
But I am not sobbing. I demand a refund.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:56,
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Well there is clearly something wrong with you then.
You are cold and heartless I tell you!
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:28,
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:(
They are the most georgeous little things.
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t0ria has forgotten how this all works, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:29,
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:.(
I saw them for real.
Lully doesn't even cover it.
What for the other now?
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Eli-T, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 13:26,
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DJ Abstraction - Traverse (Vocal House Mix)
I made this!

A new house mix for you, recorded over the weekend. Check the download page for more info :) Enjoy.
1. Spyzer feat. Angel - You Come To Me [Sante Records]
2. Matt Turner - Nerver Say (Original Mix) [us Two Music]
3. Ultra DJs - Cool Winds (Montoja Remix) [Ministry of Sound DE]
4. Bobina - Slow (Original Vox) [Malestrom Records]
5. La Boutique - Go On (Mahjong Instrumental Mix) [Mahjong Music]
6. Malexa - Pulse (Mahjong Connection Extended Remix) [Mahjong Music]
7. Offsync - Life Goes On (Mahjong Connection Remix) [Emotive Sounds]
8. Gusz - From The Sky (Extra Vocal Mix) [Music Brokers]
9. Energy 52 - Cafe Del Mar (Raul Rincon Remix) [All Around The World]
10. Jay Lumen feat. Antonia Lucas - Missing (Cressida Remix) [Baroque Records]
Date.................: 26th October 2008
Length...............: 00:55:00
Quality..............: 192 CBR
Download 'Traverse' (Including NFO, CUE, CD ARTWORK) [81805 K]
Visit DJAbstraction.com
DJ Abstraction @ MySpace
Vote for DJ Abstraction @ The DJ List
DJ Abstraction - Facebook Group
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abstraction is somewhere out there..., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 7:45,
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Oliver Stone a b3tard?
Check out those socks.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 6:45,
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"Real-life" couple from the "Amityville Horror" on Merv Griffin (1979)
World's greatest family of pranksters?
they seem overly somber
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largoembargo ???, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 2:55,
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Mega Avalanche
This is the Alpe d'huez Mega Avalanche. It is mostly for mentalists. Well actually, its completely for mentalists.
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Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 2:47,
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Id love to do that
The worst point is negotiating 20+ bikers
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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 4:14,
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Barack Obollywood
East Meets west meets acid.
may be GC but worth a watch
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gee4s allergic to ice since, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 2:36,
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For those of you who want to see the "original" O'Reilly meltdown
NSFW
NSFW cos i think it might have some sweary bits
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munkybitch, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 2:25,
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Excellent parody
... really enjoyed it.
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 2:32,
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:-D
O'Riley is such an arse. He recently invented a conspiracy theory to explain his drop in TV ratings. Here's Keith Olbermann taking the piss.
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revolution now 👊, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 8:34,
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still think Bill O'Reilly would make a good Image Challenge
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londoner, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 11:49,
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agreed
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Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 14:18,
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genius
click
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 16:31,
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THAT
is brilliant.
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Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Wed 29 Oct 2008, 16:46,
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Rock and Roll Shoot Out
beat that !
for the sheer alright dirty blues an all that
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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His lips have always freaked me out....
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:38,
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aw dude
What a way to start a rainy day in england. I love this damn song, and i love you for giving it to us on this monday morning. :)
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DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 7:17,
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As it is
NSFW
2 minutes to midnight
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:00,
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Ironic yay for pathetic NWOBHM!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=psTUiQzNoxw
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:06,
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Shush now ... this does rock
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=u5Snehl2bAk
Edit: sound may need to be cranked up to 11 to enjoy :D
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:09,
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Awesome
I lay prostrate
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:12,
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Another ironic yay for pathetic NWOBHM!
The funny thing is that - especially here in Brum - there are many people who take this awful, hilarious, awful stuff SERIOUSLY.
'Saxondale' didn't say half of it.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:17,
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Def Lepard you say?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=iiyw6iVgT1A
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:28,
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Here we go.....
Aces high:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sam5omG0v0
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:13,
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Aw, that's a pity.
There's some great rapping in the intro from a highly promising artiste, but then it gets all ludicrous and pathetic once it kicks in.
Even reasonably bright six-year-olds laugh contemptuously at this stuff. I've seen 'em do it.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:26,
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Try then teh original
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5CEU9c6yI
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:34,
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Excellent response, buff!
You know I'm deliberately twistin' yr melon...
This here is good enough to post as a new thread, but still:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pXcad_Qx7aM
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:43,
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hot brass you say?
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyKtGIaNyGE
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:49,
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Vote McCain
you moosehead
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:51,
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Tetris theme played on bottles
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Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:43,
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Nice
clickerty click
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:46,
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haha
that's the silliest thing i've seen for a while
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spacehog, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 21:07,
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Hee hee.
This is splendid.
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Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 21:47,
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sweeeeeet!
i think thats worth a click
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skippy the ratboy doesnt want to write something funny here!, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 1:55,
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They have...
...far too much time on their hands.
*click*
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RobDonkey, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 13:30,
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cool
*click*
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acme01, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 14:30,
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Awesome pavement artist
(sidewalk to my american cousins)
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:21,
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Bloomin' awesomes!
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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:26,
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Teh French
have a phrase for this but I can't be arsed to google.
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:45,
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Trompe L'Oeil?
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Mogg Questioned her own sanity on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:07,
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that's it
h0pe.h.0.pic.centerblog.net/7gprj5x1.jpg
Mind you teh french are f_cking awesome at it
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:31,
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Not bad
but need CDCs
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enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 8:15,
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The mans name is Julian Beever
and there's more of these scattered about the web, all just as impressive.
Amazing talent, worth searching out his other stuff too
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LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 10:52,
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Horseface goatse
Website showing pictures of gaping maws has horse dentistry pic that looks familiar.
www.gapingmaws.com/Hooved/pics/9ab3d_Furry0032.jpg
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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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ERRORZ
403
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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:39,
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hmm
Links work for me, but is horrible site full of frames.
Edit: rehosted

Click for bigger (122KB)
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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:42,
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I hope that's not a gift horse??
www.instantrimshot.com/
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Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:46,
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this is 403 forbidden failez
and my firewall dont block any kind of thing :)
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:47,
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Dumbasaurus!
Dumbasaurus!
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Hellzapoppin, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:08,
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Dog saves teh fluff kittens from flame
roneal, extra hot.
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Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:04,
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Hurray for Australian dogs!
What a strangely odd thing of instinct for it to do, if this is true
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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:29,
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this has been posted, and its about 3/4 down the page
b3ta.com/links/I_WEEN_TEH_FLOOLF_TODEH
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weaver., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:31,
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THIS LINK DOES WIN
't'otha link does not' - my heart is lifted by this. I hate dogs btw but this wee doogy is sweet
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:54,
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WIN!
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weaver., Mon 27 Oct 2008, 1:34,
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man has nose that looks like penis
not just a little bit...
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bonzos, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 21:07,
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*Ahem*
By Staff -- Broadcasting & Cable, 3/21/2005 11:58:00 AM
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OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 21:27,
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The many meltdowns of Bill O'Reilly
He's such a loveable and talented man.
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:48,
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What an utter, utter cock
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Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:57,
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He
sure is, I love how he gets owned by Phil Donahue
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Cockroach Lad on the Wigan Pier, on july the sixth!, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 21:00,
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Nice to hear Idiot Wind at 5:36
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St. Defenestration The REAL one, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 21:00,
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Anything that puts 'Idiot Wind' in people's ears gets my click.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 23:57,
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There is no cunt probably
but if there was it would be Bill O'Reilly, so enjoy life (and Morrissey)
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 22:27,
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Was that 'Big Mouth Strikes Again' ? ...
That as the most obscure Smith's vid I've seen for ages.
BTW that bloke was an UTTER CUNT.
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mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:03,
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Bill O'Reilly is indeed a cunt.
But what's with the music? It's just as annoying as O'Reilly.
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mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:19,
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beyond a cunt...
He's ....argh!!!! don't even fucking start me.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 0:27,
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Bill O'Reilly is a cunt.
and a sadist.
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Fluffster, Mon 27 Oct 2008, 9:16,
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What's this right here?
Policeman does a stop and search and reacharound.
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:30,
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pml at "thats mah penis"
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The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:46,
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Reaching around to feel the belt-line is actually standard search procedure
Though if the guy had actually had his pants pulled up, the cop wouldn't have ended up with a handful of something he'd rather not touch. I guess that is what put him off doing a full pat-search.
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 20:47,
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Are you commenting in the style of Alan Partridge tonight?
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bumGenius wants to host a team spunk party, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 21:24,
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